A woman with light is beautiful.

Hou Ping'an was suddenly distracted for a moment. But it will soon be able to adjust, what about the light? I haven't slept with Lao Tzu yet, so I don't have light?

The moon reflects the sun's rays and brightens itself as well.

It's a pity that Hou Ping'an will not have such associations.

What he thinks is that no matter how awesome you are, aren't you here to wash the quilt and brush the toilet for me?

"Old Hou ......"

"Hmm!"

Hou Ping'an was still lying down and swiping his mobile phone, and responded casually.

"In the future, the kitchen will have to be used, and it will not be difficult to buy and cook by yourself." Wei Ranxin finished drying the quilt, brushed it in the toilet again, and chattered, "It's 31 people, it's not healthy to eat out often, isn't it?" ”

"Too lazy to move!"

Hou Ping'an also talked to Wei Ranxin without a match.

"You're the easiest one in school, busier than me? Where to find time to cook. I can cook myself three or four days a week, it's very easy. ”

"It's easy if you say it's easy, but the point is that I won't."

"You can't learn, if you really don't want to learn, I'll do it for you!"

"So good?"

When he said this, Hou Ping'an also poked his head out to look at Wei Ranxin in the squatting toilet, and could only see her squatting back, and could hear the sound of "brushing" inside.

"Anyway, you're lazy, I take so much money from you every month, it's a reward, and I don't want your money for nothing."

When Wei Ranxin said this, he straightened his waist and beat the spine in his lower back, squatting for a long time, which was a little unbearable, but it was too dirty, and he had to brush it carefully.

She can't see even the slightest bit of dirt, especially in the toilet.

"Whatever you want!"

As long as it's not self-cooked, whatever. And after eating a meal cooked by Wei Ranxin last time, I felt that the taste was more similar to my own.

Hou Ping'an also knew that it was not very healthy to eat out often, but he was too lazy to move. It's good to have money, but what's the use of having money if you don't have a healthy body.

He didn't care about Wei Ranxin's chatter, what he said to eat at home, she could ask her father to bring her own rapeseed oil from the township, and she could also buy tea oil squeezed from the mountains and the like, and said that tea oil could soften blood vessels......

Hou Ping'an needs someone to popularize his own science and health?

Just kidding!

With her ears pricked up, whatever she said, she swiped the mobile phone video with peace of mind, and almost fell asleep when she saw it, and he was in a daze, and someone pushed him.

"You take off your coat and wash it for me, I can see the oil stains, how can I wear it." Wei Ranxin said, and said that Hou Ping'an's coat was taken off, and asked him to put his pants in place, and took him a pair to change, I don't know where she turned it out, it was still new.

I was a little annoyed by this woman's toss, especially when I was just about to go to bed.

After changing his pants, he hugged him, kissed his face fiercely, and got up to go out.

"Let's go!"

"You're going to change your coat again!"

"Don't change, leave me alone!"

Hou Ping'an was annoyed, he obviously wanted to take care of himself, and he even had to take care of clothes and meals.

In fact, Hou Ping'an's psychology of this woman is not difficult to guess at all. Pretending to live a life, can you still use this method to make yourself feel good? Or can you use this means to get yourself to marry her?

Damn, it's a little irritable.

After going out for a walk, the students in the first year of high school have returned to school one after another. A man sat on a stone bench on the side of the school garden, about to light a cigarette, when he found that the cigarette in his pocket was gone.

After thinking about it, I was too lazy to buy it, so I leaned back on the chair on the stone bench, squinting and basking in the sun.

The autumn sun is really hypnotic, and when you are basking in the sun, people are a little dazed and want to fall asleep. It's so comfortable, I don't bother to watch the small videos on my phone. The young lady still didn't sleep fragrantly.

By the time I woke up, the sun was already in its glow.

The sheets had been folded and laid out, and the quilt was neatly folded. There is also a hint of sunshine in the air. After Hou Ping'an came back, he looked towards the living room, but there was no one.

Slowly walked to the living room and looked towards the toilet, but there was still no one.

Wei Ranxin is gone?

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, taking out his mobile phone, planning to order a takeout, and go to a meeting after eating. This evening on Sunday, the regular teachers' meeting.

As soon as I took out my phone, I heard the sound of the key opening the door, and then a man came in, carrying a basket. The basket contained several bowls, steaming hot.

"Back? I'll eat when I get back, and I'm about to think about whether to wake you up. ”

Wei Ranxin put the hot meal on the table.

"I'll go down for a while, there's still a dish that I can't put down. The farmer's meat slices you like, the local pork in the market, it is not fishy when fried, and the chili pepper is autumn pepper, which may be a little spicy. ”

As he spoke, he went down again.

I've eaten like this once before, but today Wei Ranxin is obviously a little different?

Blindfolded all the people.

Waiting for Wei Ranxin to come up with the dishes, he also served him the rice and put it in front of the table, and handed over the chopsticks.

"You still don't have all the things here, I'll help you get all the condiments another day, and it's convenient to cook." It's a waste that you don't use your high-end kitchenware and cutlery. ”

Wei Ranxin naturally sat down and ate.

Hou Ping'an also decided to eat first and talk after eating. However, Wei Ranxin's craftsmanship is really good, if she really cooks here every day, she will definitely not go out to eat.

Wei Ranxin has an advantage of eating that he will not rummage through the dishes in the bowl, turning them over, which makes people uncomfortable to eat.

After eating, Wei Ranxin cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, loaded them in a basket, and cleaned up the table with his hands, ready to carry the basket downstairs.

That's it?

Before the door was opened, Hou Ping'an asked, "Something?" ”

Wei Ranxin turned around to look at Hou Ping'an, with a surprised face: "Are you okay?" Do you have something? ”

"Oh, that's fine."

Wei Ranxin advised: "There is still half an hour before the meeting, don't forget." Then he carried the basket and went downstairs gently and skillfully, and the whole process seemed very natural.

Confused people.

In fact, Hou Ping'an may guess some of Wei Ranxin's intentions, but this is just speculation. After all, if Wei Ranxin went to the city, he would be separated from himself, so there was no need to do so.

Women are really illogical in doing things!

The advantage of Hou Ping'an is that if you don't understand something, you don't have to figure it out, especially the matter between men and women, you can't think about it carefully, and when you should be confused, you must be confused.

When I have a meeting, I still play with my mobile phone, and after muting, it's not bad to watch a small video.

This kind of regular meeting actually has no other purpose. The work is all the previous job, and nothing has changed. But why do we have a meeting, the main thing is to let the faculty and staff gather their hearts after a weekend and tell them that they are about to get into the work mode.

President Zhong personally attended the meeting this time and clarified the work of Director Wen.

Vice President Zhao announced the work plan for December. Each grade group conducts a teaching competition in each subject, and all those under the age of 30 are required to participate.

Suddenly, there was a little uncontrollability below, and there was a little noise.

Zhuo Ling, who was sitting next to Hou Ping'an, looked at Hou Ping'an with blank eyes.

"Don't look at me, look at the headmaster."

"Phew!"

Li Wenxiu snorted from behind Hou Ping'an, and whispered: "Big Saint Brother, what are you trying to do?" Engage in full-color trading, I'll report it to the bureau! ”

"It's superficial, what I'm saying is, if you don't want to participate, go directly to the principal, see that I'm useless."

Li Wenxiu's nose wrinkled, and she looked strange if she believed in you, and said to Zhuo Ling: "He is your master, look for him, anyway, I drank the apprentice tea, and I can't rely on it." ”

Vice Principal Zhao coughed heavily.

Although Li Wenxiu's voice was small, it had already affected his speech. He learned from the experience of the last time and expressed himself with a dry cough.

So that no one is embarrassed.

Li Wenxiu really stopped talking, after all, she is the executive vice president, and she has to give face, and she doesn't have the courage to Hou Ping'an. sat back stupidly, lay down, put his face on the table, and closed Hou Ping'an's mouth one by one, like a fish's mouth.

Hou Ping'an asked Zhuo Ling silently.

"Do you know what she's talking about?"

Zhuo Ling shook her head and held back a smile, but she didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of being scolded by Vice Principal Zhao. He is not Hou Ping'an, Vice President Zhao must have caught the exemplar, and he was a little afraid.

"Do you think she looks like a fish?"

Hou Ping'an said quietly to Zhuo Ling.

Zhuo Ling didn't dare to speak, but she tried not to let herself laugh out loud with a smile.

Hou Ping'an then quietly learned from Li Wenxiu again and said: "I'm a mermaid, I'm a mermaid, come to fish me, come to fish me!" ”

"Flutter!"

This time, Zhuo Ling couldn't help it, broke the defense, and then quickly covered her mouth.

Li Wenxiu also broke the defense, and almost punched Hou Ping'an's back. But I still didn't dare, so I could only immediately raise my head and look straight at Vice President Zhao who was speaking on the stage.

I thought that Vice President Zhao would be furious, but I found that Vice President Zhao continued his speech as if he hadn't heard it. From beginning to end, he didn't look at Hou Ping'an's side.

The rest of the teachers looked this way. Even Yang Yuefen, who was sitting in a row, squeezed her eyebrows at Zhuo Ling, and gave her a thumbs up silently.

Zhuo Ling was so embarrassed that she looked at Hou Ping'an, wanting to make a vicious expression. But when I thought of Hou Ping'an's way just now, where could I still do it, so I bared my teeth, but my mouth was about to pull to the back of my head and laughed.

Wei Ranxin also saw the movement here, and smiled slightly at Hou Ping'an.

Hou Ping'an's phone vibrate.

Wei Ranxin: Do you want me to be a matchmaker for you, you took Xiao Lingzi away.

Hou Ping'an: You are very sick, and you are not lightly ill.

Wei Ranxin didn't reply again, and he couldn't look beyond Hou Ping'an's side.

"Please!"

Zhuo Ling will also lie down, her face on the table, and her mouth will be opened to Hou Ping'an, but she has learned the lesson of Li Wenxiu and only made a little sound.

In Hou Ping'an's ears, it was the humming sound of a woman coming to her aunt covering her stomach.

Hou Ping'an will definitely not take this matter to heart.

Zhuo Ling is a beautiful woman, but how can Hou Ping'an care about what a woman does to herself? He didn't even care much about Wei Ranxin's request, even Wei Ranxin, who had experienced such a shining moment yesterday, could hardly leave anything moving in his heart.

Because the women he experienced in his previous life were all women who cared about their interests. Transactions and interests are the true face of those women, which Hou Ping'an instinctively thinks so in this life.

In fact, different environments really can't look at people with the same eyes.

It's a pity that Hou Ping'an is too shrewd, the nature of a businessman is to look at problems from the perspective of interests, so the people and things he sees can be measured by interests.

After Zhuo Ling finished class in the morning, she put her laptop on her desk, and then she was stunned. From time to time, I looked at Hou Ping'an, who was swiping his mobile phone.

"Master—"

The mournful voice, if the fat man heard it, he would have surrendered a long time ago. He can't see the weakness of the beauty the most, and he has a feeling of wanting to take care of it.

Hou Ping'an is naturally not a yellow fat man, and has his own understanding of women.

"Shut up! You have been expelled from the division. ”

Zhuo Ling looked at Hou Ping'an with a pitiful face and didn't speak. This woman is going to be a demon.

Guo Yajuan, a middle-aged woman, gave Hou Ping'an a thumbs up: "Teacher Hou, what do I admire most about you?" It's just not close to women, and I think monks should learn like you, especially Teacher Huang. ”

It's too unfair to bring Mr. Huang in if there's nothing to do.

"I'm not a monk, and I'm not close to women, but how do I think you look like a flower?"

Guo Yajun immediately smiled.

"Haha, that's a good point, isn't this the same as the allusion of the disciples? His wife was unkempt, had lips and teeth, and was scabies and hemorrhoids. The disciples were pleased, so that they had five sons. ”

At this time, the fat man Huang came in, and when he heard this, he laughed, gave a thumbs up to Hou Ping'an, and shook his head on his back.

"Brother Da Sheng, for the first time, I think your vision is not ordinarily good."

Although Guo Yajuan is an English teacher, she at least knows this allusion, and she picks up a book to beat the fat man. Isn't this a disguised scolding yourself for being ugly? Dead fat man, and shouted Hou Ping'an.

"He still scolds you for being, the book is for you."

This woman is trying to provoke the infighting between Hou Ping'an and Huang Fatzi.

Hou Ping'an disdained to quarrel with such a middle-aged woman, and said casually: "I just said that I was, I can only say - what Mr. Huang said is really right." ”

It's depressing.

How did the middle-aged woman chase the fat man in the prime of life, she was tired and panting, and sat back at the desk unwillingly, pointing at the fat man and saying, "You have a mouth, you deserve no girlfriend." ”

"Hey, do I need a girlfriend?"

Huang Fatzi said this to Teacher Guo Yajuan.

Teacher Guo Yajuan was speechless, staring at the fat man but helpless. Middle-aged women's menopause is about to be angry.

Huang Fatzi turned his face to Hou Ping'an's side again and continued.

"Big Saint, do I need a girlfriend?"

Hou Ping'an smiled at him and praised him: "No need." There will be a divine reason for anyone's singleness. Actually, the creature of girlfriend ......"

Before she finished speaking, Zhuo Ling raised her head.

"Master—"

"You're a repeater!"

Hou Ping'an laughed.

This sentence made Zhuo Ling depressed, Brother Dasheng, you are not a good person.

"Master, save me!"

Finally add two words. You say I'm a repeater? Then I'll add a few words and see what you say.

"Teacher Zhuo, your master was captured by the goblins."

Huang Fatzi interjected a sentence in time, and immediately choked Zhuo Ling again. But she wasn't afraid of the yellow fat man, so she immediately glared at the yellow fat man and puffed out her mouth.

The yellow fat man likes the cute appearance of beautiful women, and he is very proud. Well, since you can't get life, then just enjoy it.

Zhuo Ling also felt that she was so lethal, so she leaned on the table again, her face against the table, and looked at Hou Ping'an: "Master, I want to take a composition class." How about you take a look? ”

This time, I actually used the honorific "you".

"Okay, I'll support you in any class. But don't ask me for advice, I really don't. ”

Zhuo Ling pouted, maybe because she thinks it's cute, don't all boys like cute girls? Even the yellow fat man likes it. Of course, she knew that the cute expressions and movements she made were stared at by the fat yellow man.

This little bit of caution for girls is really cute, and sometimes it's cute and makes people feel comfortable.

If this kind of caution is maintained, then this caution will really become part of her beautiful character. Maybe there will be people who really like this kind of caution for a lifetime.

"Well, I thought about it last night and thought that the essay should start with a proposition. A good essay should have an attractive topic. ”

When Zhuo Ling said this, she sat up straight, she had good behavior habits, when she sits, her back was straight, her tail hung back, and she shook gently with the swing of her head.

"There are three types of essay topics, one is a propositional essay, one is a semi-propositional essay, and one is a material essay or a topic essay. Therefore, for these three types of essays, I would like to focus on the third type. When it came to business, Zhuo Ling swept away the pleading and cute appearance, but pursed her lips for a while, and her mouth turned up for a while, with a serious appearance.

"Very good!"

Hou Ping'an swiped his mobile phone and responded without a ride.

"But the first two topics can't be ignored, and the first lesson is to talk about the first two types of essay topics. For the first type of propositional essay, I found an exemplary topic, Bridge. Then ask students to analyze the topic and find their original ideas from the proposition. ”

"Very good...... What's going on? Bridge, it's good, look at you! ”

Hou Ping'an was still looking at Zhuo Ling.

Zhuo Ling, who was originally very serious and serious, blushed, but immediately adjusted her state.

"But what kind of inspiration can I give to my students?"

"Don't ask me!" Hou Ping'an hurriedly cleared it, afraid of being caught by this girl.

Zhuo Ling really nodded, but spoke to herself.

"The most superficial meaning of the bridge is to be able to communicate between the two places, whether it is a bridge in the water or a bridge in the mountains, the most basic function is transportation. It's something that everyone can think of, but how do you derive its deeper meaning? I thought about it last night, and the Bridge of Friendship is a great one......"

"Huh-"

Hou Ping'an sneered, this little girl's thinking is too low, what age is it now, and the bridge of friendship, everyone can think of this kind of topic, right? The homogenization is too serious, bad reviews!

"Alas, my stupid head is so stupid that I can only think of this...... Or...... A bridge of affection? ”

"What a stupid heifer!"

Hou Ping'an brushed and brushed, and couldn't help but interject again.

"Divergent thinking, reverse thinking, don't you use these things?"

There's also a bit of hatred for iron not being made of steel.

"You only see what the bridge does, but you don't think about how the bridge is built. The bridging process is also important. The engineer designer who builds the bridge is also very important. This is divergent thinking. As for reverse thinking, you only see the role of successful bridge building, but not every bridge in this world is perfect and can play the role of connectivity. ”

"How about the tofu scum bridge that cut corners? Hurt the bridge. There is also the movie "Changjin Lake" we watched last time, in the lower part of this movie, the Watergate Bridge, which is the enemy's escape bridge, is the bridge that our revolutionary martyrs want to blow up with their lives. Therefore, the direction of thinking should be multifaceted. ”

Zhuo Ling was shocked on the spot.

Huang Fatzi and Guo Yajuan were also shocked, and even Wei Ranxin, who had just come in from the classroom, was also shocked. I really don't think about it that much, I usually think of things like friendship, family affection, and understanding.

Teachers and students cannot be blamed for this, but in the ivory tower, long-term teaching and learning have made many teachers and students' thinking begin to solidify. It's hard to break through the original thinking.

But who is Hou Ping'an? I've seen all kinds of scenes, positive, negative, experienced, heard, this society is not black and white. The complexity is truly unimaginable.

So his mind is open and dares to expand.

This is Hou Ping'an's advantage, sociality is not only what school students need to know, but also relatively simple teachers need to know.

"The tofu scum bridge that cuts corners corresponds to the fact that human nature can't stand the test. The opposite of the bridge of friendship and the heart is the betrayal and calculation of the tofu scum bridge. And the process of building bridges is the effort made by people to try to restore the truth, goodness and beauty of this world...... Therefore, once the essay topic is detached from the social nature, it is writing a fairy tale behind closed doors. ”

"Bang Bang!"

Huang Fat Man was the first to applaud, he pointed at Hou Ping'an with one hand, and said: "Okay, okay, big saint brother, when I was still living silently, you already wanted to stand on my shoulder and see the world." ”

"Phew, shameless, you still think of yourself as a giant?"

Teacher Guo Yajuan finally found an opportunity to take revenge and came back, and hurriedly sprayed the fat man.

Wei Ranxin also applauded.

This man was the kind of bastard character at first, making himself a little bit of a ghost, but as he got along for a long time, although he was a bit of a bastard, he was very real, and he had also listened to his classes, and felt that he was still a little talented, but when she heard it today, her eyes lit up.

Zhuo Ling is the one who slaps the hardest.

"Master—"

She stretched out her voice, like a monkey shouting to call Tang Seng who was captured by the monster, arched her hands, and made a kneeling motion.

"Please bow down to the apprentices!"

"Bye-bye!" Wei Ranxin interjected.

Zhuo Ling really bowed down, and shouted out, stopping halfway to show that she was not sincere. So I really bowed a second time. As a result, Guo Yajuan, a middle-aged woman, also added a sentence later.

"Three bows!"

Zhuo Ling's brain is simple, because she is excited, she doesn't want to think about anything, so she really bowed down the third bow, anyway, she worshiped the first two times.

Huang Fatzi interjected in time: "Send it to the cave room!" ”

"What the hell ......" Hou Ping'an threw a book towards the fat man.

"Oh, big saint, it's not kind!"

Zhuo Ling finally reacted, and her ears were red. Lying on the table as if he was dead, he didn't dare to raise his head.