After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I'm going to drive my big motorcycle to the street!" ”

Baked cake asked with disgust: "Do you really dare to go on the street?" Is there a license? ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, so I decided to do one, but when I got to the place where I got the license plate, people didn't do it for me, for fear that my car would break down and the parts would scatter and hurt people!" ”

"Then you're really not suitable."

Qu Xiaoyun had an idea: "But it's okay, I decided to find someone to draw one!" ”

The audience sneered.

"You're so bold, you're a forgery!" The baked cake pouted after listening.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed and touched his pocket: "As a result, this license plate cost me two hundred yuan, and my car is not so expensive!" ”

"Your motorcycle was collected at the price of scrap iron, right?" Baked cake was surprised.

"Hahaha~~"

"This time the documents are down, I have to ride in the streets!" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun imitated the sound of a motorcycle lighter: "Puff~Puff~~Puff!! ”

Baked cake said with a disgusted face: "Your motorcycle has a bad stomach!" ”

This ventriloquist is amazing, the imitation is vivid, the audience laughed forward and backward, and many audience noses were pinched.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I burn soybean oil in this car." ”

The baked cake nodded: "Slippery sausage!" ”

"Happy!"

Baked cake pointed to the stage behind him: "You just took care of yourself and didn't look at the ground behind you!" ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and didn't care: "I don't care about that, ride a motorcycle on the street, flash out when it's dark, close your eyes!" ”

"Killer, this is." Baked cakes are held.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "But I didn't go far just now, I asked the traffic police to stop me." ”

"Point back!"

"Fifteen minutes before I stopped."

"Why did you stop for so long?" Yakiniku looked surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, and then said: "I was stopping next to the traffic police, people were very polite, tell me a total of two things, first, you pressed my feet!" ”

"Just said? Why didn't he cry out in pain? ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The shoes are big! ”

"Hahaha~~" bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"As soon as you look at the shoes, they are issued!" Baked cake said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I asked him what was the second thing? He told me that it wasn't him who told me to stop, it was the traffic police at the intersection in front! ”

Baked cake looked incredulous: "Hey, I said stop for fifteen minutes, it turns out that you have passed the first entrance?" ”

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

Qu Xiaoyun made a comparison: "I apologized to others, I said to bring people over, but people said - no, I just got married, and my daughter-in-law is still ninety percent new!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The audience listened to his indecent description and laughed and booed.

The baked cake was happy: "Oh, this is what people say, why is it so like saying cross talk!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I think so for him." ”

"Oh."

"As a result, I was detained when I went back."

"You should be detained."

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care: "As the saying goes, it's a big deal, after I went out, people introduced me to a girlfriend, the one who looks good, like a husky, and the name is good, and the surname is nonsense." A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth when he said this.

"What? The girl looks like a dog, huh? ”

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, with a look of surprise: "Isn't husky English good-looking?" I said how to praise other people's huskies, they always beat me! ”

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

After hearing this, the baked cake grinned: "It's right to hit you!" ”

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I had a good chat with the girl, and finally she asked me if I had a car? I said yes, and she told me to drive back and play with her! ”

"You're making something out of nothing." Baked cakes are held.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and his mouth was broken: "I'm stupid when she leaves, I hate it on the side of the road, why didn't anyone drive over and give me her car?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Why? Isn't this a neurosis! "The baked cake is disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured on the stage, restoring the situation at the time: "I just saw a big rush coming, I was angry from the heart, it was evil to the guts, I squatted down to sweep the legs!" ”

"Wow!"

"Good !!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused, and they all applauded, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian also nodded with satisfaction backstage.

"I scared the owner of Daben, and it hurt me!" Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his legs and said in pain.

"Bumped into?" Baked cake said with a smile.

The audience watched his antics and expressions and was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It hurts, I wake up, I'll buy one and fight it myself!" ”

"Still fighting!" The pancake pouted.

"I went to the scrapyard to buy parts, but there were not enough parts for me to dismantle my motorcycle, and it was not enough for me to ride two more bicycles!"

"You're really skilled!" Yakiniku smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"It's okay, I'll pick up the nonsense after it's assembled, come, get in the car, and push hard!"

"Do you have to pedal the car that is done together?" Baked cake was surprised.

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded disappreciatively: "Environmental protection!" It's just a panic when you get tired of driving! ”

"That's tired!"

"It's been open for a long time, begging me to make a fool of yourself, you can start it, I'm afraid I'll delay if I have something the day after tomorrow!"

"Good guy, the day after tomorrow can be delayed." Yaki's face was full of surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

"I said, 'Okay, I'll start the car.'" After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun showed off his ventriloquist again: "Puff~Puff~~Puff!! ”

"My 0.1 displacement!"

Baked cake smiled and teased: "Zero point of one exhaust? That's not as big as a fart! Anyone can drive this car by eating two taels of soybeans! ”

"Hahaha!!"

This burden is so funny, what amused the audience was to lean forward and back together, and tears laughed out, which directly brought the atmosphere of the performance to the top.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After the launch, an old man came on the road ahead! ”

"Yo, it's broken!" Baked cakes are held.

Qu Xiaoyun looked panicked: "Gaba, the brake line is broken, and the brake is out of order!" I shouted at the top of my voice, uncle, don't move, don't move! Listen to the bang! ”

"Bumped into?" Baked cake curious.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I sent the old man out in one fell swoop, and the old man turned over and stood up—I said don't let me move, are you aiming here?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, you can't hit it at all!" Baked cake said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun restored the situation at the time: "I hurriedly came down to apologize, the old man has a really good physique - relying on me to practice, ordinary people can't get up." I said it's okay, then I'll go, the old man asked me to lose money! I said that I had nothing to lose any money, and as soon as I finished speaking, the old man lay down - 50,000 yuan! ”

"This is to slander you!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I don't have 50,000, I didn't spend 500 on this car, I'll run, the one I run is called a fast, it's through the streets and alleys, but I don't know who is so lacking in morality, the manhole cover is not covered, I am falling in." ”

"It's unlucky, it's not." Baked cakes are held.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "I thought I would hide it for a while, but I didn't expect the old man to see me, the old man had a good heart, so he came over and bent down and raised his hand......"

"Pulled up for you?"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "Cover the manhole cover!" ”

"Hey!"

"Hahaha~~"

……