Chapter 195: Bathhouse Sub Certificate
"How's it going, Brother Yue?"
The brothers and sisters gathered around and asked curiously.
Xiao Yueyue spread his hands and shook his head helplessly: "These three are too serious, they all have strained faces, they don't look like they're joking at all, I said that I won the championship of "Happy Comedian", but the master just said 'oh' and said a local show, and I didn't pay attention to it at all!" ”
"Good guy, this threshold is too high!" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.
Zhang Jiuling echoed: "That's it, Brother Yue, all those who have achievements are like this, so wouldn't it be even more complete for those of us who have no achievements......
"Uncle Qu, please come in with me!" Liu Xiaoting beckoned and shouted.
"Come on, Xiaoyun!"
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, straightened his suit, took a deep breath, and stepped into the interview room.
"The most important thing in an interview is self-confidence!"
Qu Xiaoyun was full of spirits and greeted the three judges: "Hello three comrades! ”
Shi Fuhuan looked at his confident face, and couldn't help but joke: "How does this seem to be a lesson for us!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
"Come on, start your speech!"
Qu Xiaoyun sat up straight, and opened his mouth with a serious face: "My name is Qu Xiaoyun, my gender is male, and I love women......"
Shi Fuhuan stopped: "What a mess, tell me what academic achievements there are!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and asked, "Do you know Song Shuzhen?" ”
"I don't know, who?" They looked at each other and shook their heads.
Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "She is a loyal listener of Xihe drum, Hebei Bangzi, single string, Henan pendant, cross talk, storytelling, and Allegro, and she is Brother Cake's grandmother, and she has a very high opinion of me!" ”
"Hey, the relatives have all moved here, this is amazing, have you won any awards?" Guo Degang asked.
Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "My awards are basically given by others, I think it is a manifestation of selflessness!" ”
Shi Fuhuan criticized with a serious face: "I haven't won a single award, I'm really embarrassed to say it!" "After speaking, I am ready to stamp.
"Wait, I think of one!"
After Qu Xiaoyun interrupted, he said proudly: "I once created the work "Adventure of Chasing Corpses", and "Exploring the Qingshui River" won the Gold Award for the Best Stand-up Comedy Innovation of the Year in Deyun Club! ”
Shi Fuhuan nodded in surprise and said to the two next to him: "This is amazing, the difficulty of stand-up comedy creation is not small!" ”
Guo Degang looked disappreciative and explained to Mr. Shi: "Our Deyun Club said that apart from me, it is him and Yan Heshen, Yan Heshen does not have a single original work, it is a silver award!" ”
Yu Qian smiled and said: "The competition is too great, and the bronze award can't be issued!" ”
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:
"Hahaha, it's taller, but anyone who participates can win a bronze award!!"
"Should I say it or not, I listened to both books, which are very good, although it is a joke, but Xiaoqu is very powerful!!"
It's really too unpopular and not very competitive.
Qu Xiaoyun was also quite embarrassed after hearing this, and said with a red face: "I also won the award for my original comedy!" ”
Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "Yes, there is one of the first forty people!" ”
Yu Qian continued: "Strive for the top 30 next time!" ”
"......" can't fight three clever mouths, and Qu Xiaoyun has no words.
Shi Fuhuan nodded and pointed to the door: "Okay, we all know the general situation, you can go out and wait!" ”
"Thank you, three teachers!" Qu Xiaoyun bowed and thanked him and walked out of the interview hall.
Next, the brothers and sisters went in for interviews one after another, and everyone shared their experiences after they came out, but almost all of them were not satisfied with their interview process.
In the blink of an eye, the senior brothers and brothers have completed the interview.
Five minutes later......
"The three teachers have finished grading you, please come in with me." Liu Xiaoting greeted.
"Good!"
The brothers and sisters entered the house together.
After taking a seat.
Looking at the apprentices, Guo Degang opened his mouth with a smile: "I just discussed with the two teachers, and we made a rating for everyone according to their work status, experience, education, performance ability and awards!" ”
"Now that everyone's rating certificate is in my hands, I will read out everyone's final rating on behalf of the two teachers!"
"Xiao Yueyue!"
"Here!" Xiao Yueyue stood up straight.
"After our careful discussion, your rating has finally been awarded six stars, congratulations!"
"Thank you, three judges, teachers!" Xiao Yueyue stepped forward with a smile and took the certificate.
The brothers and sisters looked at each other, and they all felt that Xiao Yueyue's results were quite good, after all, he was only seven stars at the full level.
Seeing the expressions of the apprentices, Guo Degang gave the apprentices a reassurance: "You don't have to be envious, everyone's rating is not very low!" ”
"Come, the next one is Luan Yi!"
The brothers pondered in their hearts that the rating of the beloved apprentice was definitely not low, and it had to be at least five stars.
"Samsung!"
“……”
"Brother Luan is only three stars?"
Everyone's eyes widened in surprise and disbelief.
"Meng He sugar two stars!"
"Two stars for baked cakes!"
Guo Degang glanced at Zhang Helun with a smile: "Aren't you all curious about where the four-star and five-star go?" This star is high! ”
"Agreed, everyone!"
Zhang Helun was happy as if he was about to bite, and he had already celebrated in advance, and he hugged his fists with his brothers and sisters.
"Zhang Helun one star! Please don't be proud! ”
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:
"Good guy, worthy of being the spokesperson of the tragic word, hahaha!!"
"Zhang Helun really didn't disappoint me!!"
In the ridicule of the brothers and sisters, Zhang Helun took the certificate with his head down: "Thank you, Master, I have something to be proud of ......in one star."
"Zhang Jiuling, this point is what Teacher Yu and I are fighting for in Mr. Shi, one star!"
"Good guy, it seems that I originally had no stars......" Zhang Jiuling couldn't cry or laugh.
Zhang Helun saw that someone accompanied him for a star, and he felt some comfort in his heart.
"Zhou Jiuliang one star!"
"Thank you, Master!"
Guo Degang took out the last certificate: "Qu Xiaoyun four-star, congratulations!" ”
"Huh?" The brothers were stunned after hearing this.
"Take it quickly!" Guo Degang looked at the stunned apprentice and urged.
"Thank you, Master!" Under the envious gaze of the senior brothers, Qu Xiaoyun was flattered and accepted the certificate.
Guo Degang nodded and said, "Come on, children, open it and take a look at your rating certificate!" ”
Just now, everyone was busy paying attention to the rating, but they didn't pay much attention to the certificate, and after opening it, everyone was stunned.
"Deyun Shuidu?"
"No, how can the certificate of our Deyun Club be connected with the bathhouse?"
The content on each certificate is basically the same, but the star rating is different.
For example, the content of Qu Xiaoyun's certificate is that Comrade "Qu Xiaoyun" is hereby hired as a four-star employee of Deyun Water Capital Leisure and Bathing Center.
At this time, the brothers and sisters didn't pay much attention to their star ratings, but were very curious about why the certificate was related to the bathhouse.
……