The host Liu Xiaoting came to the stage to report the curtain: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "I Want to Be in Love", the performers Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He! ”

"Yan Heshen, I love you!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, the male god !!"

The audience was very enthusiastic and gave warm applause.

In the warm applause of the audience, Yan Hexiang and Qu Xiaoyun wore red coats and stepped onto the stage one after the other.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing outside the table, adjusted the microphone, and opened his mouth with a smile: "Thank you for your warm applause, first introduce yourself, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, I am a primary school student in the cross talk industry, this great person next to me is the former partner of our young class master, Yan Heshen!" ”

There was a round of applause from the audience.

"Thank you!" Yan He thanked him in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Why did you arrange for our brothers to cooperate today?" ”

"Tell me." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun put his arm around his shoulders and explained, "Because our brothers have a very good relationship!" ”

"Yes!" Yan He nodded in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and said to the audience: "Many people don't know, our brothers are actually small!" ”

It's just staring at the nonsense, and the audience laughs after listening to it.

"Am I too greedy? Are we so small? Yan He pursed his lips with a look of disgust.

"yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded solemnly: "Grow up in a small piece, the two of us are neighbors, right?" ”

"Yes!" Yan He nodded with a clear conscience.

Cross talk is like this, it doesn't matter if you don't laugh crookedly.

Qu Xiaoyun said with satisfaction: "When I was a child, I played together, and there was a local saying in the capital, saying how good the two brothers are, and they are called running to the big friendship with their bare butts!" ”

"There is this sentence!" Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said embarrassedly: "Our brothers were ignorant when they were young, so they ran around the street with their bare butts!" ”

"Yes."

was in the middle of it, Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "I was six years old that year, and he was twenty-one!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

When the audience heard this, they shook their heads in their heads, and the picture of running on the street with their bare buttocks at twenty-one years old was no longer happy, and the joyful atmosphere of the scene suddenly went up.

"Okay!"

Yan He pouted: "I was later sentenced to three years for this!" ”

"I can't catch up with him when we run together!" Qu Xiaoyun continued to talk nonsense.

"I'm a hooligan, me?" Yan He pushed carefully.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "Wouldn't that be naïve! ”

"That's naïve! You can't do that, you have to put on your pants! Yan Heshen was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, yes, yes, I put it on later, anyway, I always played together when I was a child!" ”

"Yes."

"I treat you as my relative, and you are my own brother! There will still be a gap between the two of us, and it can't be compared with others! ”

"Why can't it be compared?" Yan He asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Our family is Beipiao, and they are authentic people from Beijing, and there is a record in the genealogy that the old Yan family has lived in the capital for more than 10,000 years, and there is a skull in Zhoukoudian that is his grandfather!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Heshen shook his head with disgust: "Go, there is no matter, our family has been in the capital for more than a hundred years!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "Oh, it's a lie, I said how can it be that it has multiplied for three generations in more than 10,000 years!" ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

"Our family married too late and had children later." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "I admire you, backstage, you belong to the buried talents, don't look at the audience and don't know you, your stage art on this stage is very high!" ”

"You're so much of a fan of me!" Yan He listened to the praise and grinned.

"It has to do with your age!"

"Does it have anything to do with age?"

"You have a lot of stage experience, are you expensive this year?" Qu Xiaoyun nodded and asked.

Yan Hexian lowered his head and said very shyly: "I celebrated my birthday twenty-first this year!" ”

"Appeal !!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Yan He frowned and asked, "What are you happy about?" I'm talking about imaginary years! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "Then how old are you?" ”

"Thirty-five!"

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment, and suddenly realized: "The false age you said is the false report of false report, right?" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "You look young!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No, why is thirty-five bad?" Confucius has a cloud, standing at thirty, you have been standing for five years! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The joke was so dirty that the audience booed again.

Yan Heshen asked angrily: "Why didn't I take medicine in the past, what do you mean by standing for five years!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "I'm talking about starting a family and starting a business!" ”

"Oh, that's right!" Yan Heshen nodded.

"Let's not mention it first, you haven't set up this karma!"

"What do you mean by that?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Think about it, you have been talking about cross talk for more than ten years now, does anyone know you walking on the streets of Los Angeles? ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Yan Heshen sighed lightly: "That's no ......"

"yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun criticized with a serious face: "You have to think about it carefully, why do you say that cross talk is so miserable, you used to partner with Guo Qilin, and now you are filming and making movies so hot, what are you worse than him!" ”

Yan Heshen had a bitter face and confessed: "I lack a good father!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

When this was the truth, there were bursts of laughter from the audience and applauded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "That's all one thing, don't be discouraged, won't you and I be popular if you perform well!" ”

"Yes, I try." Yan He patted his chest in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Of course, at your age, you have to take care of your career and family, are you married?" ”

Yan Heshen nodded: "I'm married, my daughter-in-law is seven years younger than me!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was shocked after hearing this: "Good guy, seven years younger, you are a beast!" ”

Yan Heshen shook his head, raised his eyebrows and said, "Seven years younger, a beast? I'm more than Yu Hu, I'm a saint, you know! ”

"Hahaha~~"

This burden is too loud, and it makes the audience lean forward and backward.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up while laughing: "You are so bold, you are not afraid that Uncle Qian will draw one for you in the back!" ”

Yan Heshen shook his head with a smile, and said smartly: "Don't be afraid, the blackboard that deducts points is in the hands of the master, and he is in charge of the extra points!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers and sisters on the cold bench in the audience also laughed enough.

Background.

This made Guo Degang very happy.

Yu Qian's curly hair exploded when he heard this, and he didn't care about telling Gao Xiaodou, put down the fan in his hand and stood up, picked up the chalk on Guo Degang's blackboard, and drew a detailed line for Yan He: "Stinky boy, look down on your uncle!" ”

Guo Degang on the side, seeing his old partner's reaction, smiled even more happily.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also amused by Yu Qian's flaws that must be reported, and they laughed again and again.

……

Romance