"Yes, gotta go!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Go is to go, but you can't wear a big vest and big pants, you have to do it!" ”

"That's, words are roadblocks, clothes are mad hair!" Yan He said in detail.

"I wore a white suit, took a bouquet of roses, I went, went there and knocked on the door, I knocked on the door all night and didn't open it, the girl really didn't lie to me, there was really no one at home!" Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, smiling forward and backward.

Yan He listened to the music in detail: "This girl has the potential to talk about cross talk!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was very angry: "No, this is not a joke, I have to talk to her, I said Liangliang, it's not right for you to do this, we talked for a few days, don't you like to talk about cross talk!" ”

"What happened to her?" Yan He said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun had a bitter face and said very aggrievedly: "She said that I died of this heart, saying that I have someone I like!" ”

"Who do you like?"

Qu Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Yueyue." ”

"Wow!"

"I'm mad!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked unconvinced, crossed his fingers and said: "I said, open your eyes, I am not as good as him, I am better looking than him, taller than him, more educated than him, and more hair than him......"

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Yan He listened to the music carefully: "Good guy, counting the hair, you really have nothing to compare!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun snorted, and then said: "She said that she just likes Xiao Yueyue, it's not a matter of comparison, after hearing it, I was angry, so I asked her, what can Xiao Yueyue do, I can't do it!" She said that Xiao Yueyue took her to eat delicious food, eat Western food, and eat tens of thousands of dollars for a meal! ”

"This Deyun brother is really rich!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "I said that if you are because of this, I can also do it, I will take you to eat better Western restaurants, you don't even talk there, it's too high-end, you open your mouth timidly, you don't know how to order!" ”

"Wow, that's really high-end!" Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "She went with me, when I arrived at the hotel, sat down, I said to the waiter, waiter, give me a Big Mac package!" ”

The contrast was too great, and the audience laughed backwards.

"Good guy, McDonald's, you're too high-end!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "What you eat is secondary, and the important thing to fall in love with a girl is to impress the girl with real actions!" ”

"Yes, that's the truth." Yan Heshen nodded in agreement.

"Through the test of time, the girl also saw my sincerity, saw my sincerity, and took a fancy to my talent, and I bought her a Hermes bag, and she followed me!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled proudly when he said this.

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He snorted: "The main thing is the last one!" ”

"After buying it, the girl told me, Xiaoyun, I think we are quite suitable, so let's come to our house tonight, my parents are not at home!" Qu Xiaoyun showed a lewd smile.

"Oh, this time!"

Qu Xiaoyun covered his face and said very shyly: "I went with her, and I didn't leave at night!" ”

"You can't go as a human being!" Yan He pursed his lips in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "In the next day, the two of us broke up peacefully." ”

"Why? Why did you break up after making out? Yan Heshen was very incomprehensible.

Qu Xiaoyun said very aggrievedly: "She dislikes me!" ”

"What do you dislike about?" Yan Heshen asked with a snicker.

Qu Xiaoyun covered his face and confided: "I am eight seconds and ninety-five...... I thought I was fifty-nine seconds! ”

"Goose Goose Goose~~"

The audience laughed forward and backward, and the female audience even laughed out of goose calls.

Yan He was amused, stretched out his hand and said, "Don't talk about you, you won't show your face for fifty-nine seconds!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun glanced down at himself and said to the audience: "I have explained to her, I have already used my power of the wilderness!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and booed.

Yan Heshen smiled and suggested, "Come out next time, you bring the medicine!" ”

Gu Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and said cheaply: "No matter what she does, I'm satisfied anyway!" ”

"Appeal !!"

"Scumbag !!"

"Save time." Yan Heshen smiled and nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Don't mention it, this matter will pass, and the two of us will not be in contact, but if we don't contact, we won't be in touch, and I'm still alone, or single, what do you say?" ”

"Find another one." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I went to a party with my two buddies two days ago, and everyone brought their objects, and I was alone, how can I compare with others?" ”

"That's not comparable!"

"But then I came to the conclusion that they have a target because they are wearing luxury goods, and a T-shirt is five or six thousand!"

"So expensive!" Yan Heshen said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun said sadly: "How can I compare with others, I am dressed in Deyun clothes, have you heard of this brand?" ”

Yan Heshen shook his head: "I haven't heard of it, miscellaneous brands, right?" ”

Background.

"Huh! This stinky boy dares to say that his own brand is a miscellaneous brand! ”

Guo De closed the fan angrily, turned his head to Gao Xiaobei and said, "Draw a detailed line for Yan He!" ”

……

Qu Xiaoyun looked envious: "Everyone drives luxury cars, what Lamborghini, Ferrari, Rolls-Royce, of course, the car I sit in is not cheap!" ”

"What kind of car are you?" Yan He asked in detail.

"Metro!"

"Well, that's expensive!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and sighed: "I can't compare with others, can the girl like me!" The reason is that it's not my problem, it's my dad's problem, I saved all the money to buy a Hermes bag and spend it, I had to ask for it from my dad, and my dad gave me a lecture! ”

"How's it going?" Yan Heshen asked with a snicker.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time, pointed with his finger behind his back and said: "What kind of child, what car you want to drive, what bag you want to buy, you have to work hard yourself!" ”

"That's right!" Yan Heshen agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "What I said makes sense, I'm an actor, I want to be rich, I have to improve my popularity!" ”

"This pair!"

"And after raising my popularity, maybe some girls will like me, and I won't be able to fall in love!"

"That's right!"

Qu Xiaoyun said proudly: "I'm on the show, the name of the show is "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club"! ”

"Good !!"

The audience gave warm applause.

"This show is on fire!" Yan He said in detail.

"Yes, after being on this show, there are girls who send me private messages on Weibo every day and chat with me!" Qu Xiaoyun said this, hehe, hehe.

"That's what started contacting you?" Yan Heshen couldn't believe it.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Message me privately every day, Qu Xiaoyun, I want to give you a monkey!" ”

As soon as the words fell.

The audience had one after another: "Qu Xiaoyun, I'm going to give you a monkey!! ”

Qu Xiaoyun thanked him: "Thank you for your kindness, don't shout like that, big brother!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Background.

Guo Degang shook his fan and boasted: "Xiaoyun, this kid's typhoon is getting more and more stable, and the interaction with the audience is good!" ”

Yu Qian nodded in agreement: "After so many periods, this kid has made obvious progress, and he is the material for this business!" Gao Xiaobei, add one point to Qu Xiaoyun! ”

……

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