Chapter 232: Qu Xiaoyun has a fixed performance team
Guo Degang's voice just fell.
The brothers on the cold bench took off their blue sportswear tops, swarmed up, and directly surrounded Luan Yi tightly with their clothes.
Guo Degang pouted after reading it: "No wonder you sit on the cold bench, that's all this IQ, put it on your head, isn't that what you want to do!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
"Master, I'm still your beloved apprentice!" Luan Yan looked aggrieved.
The brothers and sisters standing behind Luan Yi had not yet made a move, and the mad dog Zhang Jiunan and Luan Yan stood face to face, and after listening to the master's words, he made the first move.
Luan Yi looked at his self, and blurted out angrily: "Zhang Jiunan, you are out of commercial performance this year!! ”
"Hahaha~~"
"Okay, this IQ is not as good as Qin Xiaoxian!"
Everyone laughed after reading it.
After the joke.
Guo Degang smiled and said to the remaining members of the Luan team: "Your captain Luan has gone to sit on the cold bench, a team can't be leaderless, according to the highest number of votes of your team, Zhang Helun will become your new captain!" ”
"Good!"
Everyone applauded Zhang Helun.
Guo Degang pointed to the apprentices in sportswear and said, "Zhang Helun, you can pick a new member from the cold bench!" ”
Zhang Helun nodded and said his choice: "I'll pick Wang Jiulong, if no one picks him, he will sit on the cold bench!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
"Brother Lun, I thank you!" Wang Jiulong excitedly stepped forward and hugged Zhang Helun.
It's going to work.
The other brothers on the cold bench glanced at each other, and rushed up together to press Wang Jiulong to the ground: "The suit of the cold bench can't be worn anymore, the clothes are gone, let's help him take off his pants!" ”
"Okay!"
The scene suddenly became a pot of porridge.
Guo Degang smiled at the camera and said, "Okay, everyone, let's see you next time, we can't broadcast any more!" ”
In the midst of laughter, the fourth episode of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" ended, and the live broadcast room was closed.
……
Eight o'clock in the evening.
Inside the hotel.
Guo Degang's room.
"Master!"
"Master, are you looking for us?"
Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen knocked on the door and came in.
Guo Degang put on a pair of pajamas, put the iPad in his hand on the sofa next to him, and greeted with a smile: "Oh, this is not the gold and silver award winners of the stand-up comedy innovation award!" ”
Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head: "Hey, Master, why are you mentioning this!" ”
After listening to the spring breeze, Qu Xiaoyun felt refreshed: "Master, I love to hear you call me that!" ”
"Come, sit down!"
"Hey!"
Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen sat on the sofa next to them.
"The two of you are half of our Deyun Club's stand-up comedy!" Guo Degang praised with a smile.
The two of them glanced at each other, but they didn't guess what the master meant by looking for him today.
Gu: "I won the award, Master, on stand-up comedy, you are the Optimus White Jade Pillar of our Deyun Society!" Yan Heshen gave a thumbs up and said with a smile and flattery.
"Oh, I love to hear this!" Guo Degang smiled and nodded.
"Yes!"
Not to be outdone, Qu Xiaoyun added: "The stand-up comedy strength of Deyun Club has one stone, the master has seven buckets, I have two buckets, and the rest of the people have one bucket!" ”
"Oops, this makes me more shy than Cao Zhi!" Guo Degang smiled after hearing this, and was very happy.
Yan He shook his head and patted Qu Xiaoyun: "Why do you have two buckets, and the rest of the people share one bucket!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and responded with a smile: "I have a gold award, you are a silver award!" ”
"Go, I knew you had to say that!" Yan He gave him a detailed look.
Guo Degang finished watching the excitement and chatted: "Two days ago, when I went to record "Three Kingdoms", I still told the audience, saying that cross talk is generally a stand-up comedy tour, and a stand-up comedy tour has not yet been!" ”
"No, it's mainly because I'm tired, I said it alone for hours, I could say it when I was young, and now I can't stand it when I'm older, I can't stand it, it would be nice if I brought the two of you, Qu Xiaoyun said one, Yan He said one, I said one, how good!"
Yan He's eyes lit up, and he nodded: "It's feasible, Master, this can be achieved!" ”
Qu Xiaoyun also smiled and agreed: "It is estimated that if we are on a national tour, the place we go to will be all pits, after digging a place, throw the shovel down, and dig in another place!" ”
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Degang nodded: "There is Yan Ruyu in the pit, and there is a golden house in the pit, it's boring when it's all finished, you have to have a heart to live a life when you listen to books, and you can consider it in the future about the stand-up comedy tour." ”
"Master, you didn't come to us to talk about this, did you?" Yan Heshen asked very straightforwardly.
Guo Degang nodded and asked with a smile: "What do you two think of today's joke?" Ditty! ”
The joke just now was a joke, and when it came to business, Qu Xiaoyun became serious and confessed: "Master, I think I am still a little lacking in rhythm control, thanks to Brother Zhuang today, otherwise my results would not be so good!" ”
Guo Degang listened to the apprentice's words, and nodded with satisfaction: "When it comes to the point, it is true that there is some lack of rhythm control, but being able to realize where you are not good is a great progress!" ”
"Where's Zhuangzhuang?" Guo Degang turned his head and asked.
Yan Heshen frowned lightly: "I don't think I have made any progress in my performance today, the "I want to be in love" that I said to Xiaoyun is the most joke I have ever said with Da Linzi, including the one I also said when I participated in the competition with Da Linzi, practice makes perfect, skill can produce essence, it's all said to be rotten, and there is still no breakthrough......
Guo Degang pursed his lips, turned his head to Qu Xiaoyun and said, "Looking at his Versailles appearance, he means that he is at the highest level, and he can't break through anymore, it's really underwhelming!" ”
"No, Master, you're joking!" Yan Heshen smiled and shook his head.
Guo Degang looked at Qu Xiaoyun with a smile, then turned his head to look at Yan Heshen, and didn't speak, giving both of them a little hair.
"Master, did we make a mistake?" Qu Xiaoyun looked stunned and asked tentatively.
"Nope!"
Guo Degang put away his smile and said seriously: "Today, Teacher Yu and I praised the two of you for coming, I think you two cooperate well, are you two willing to partner in the future to talk about cross talk?" ”
Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He glanced at each other in detail, and they both sneered.
"Hey, Master, you just said this when you made such a big turn, I have no opinion, I listen to you!" Yan He said with a smile.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and teased with a serious face: "Master, I am willing, I am willing to become the next Prince Deyun!" ”
"Go!"
Guo Degang glared at him, and then asked, "Qu Xiaoyun, you haven't added any performance team now, right?" ”
"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.
Guo Degang pointed at Yan Heshen and said, "Okay, then you will join the fourth team of Deyun's performance, and you will be on the same team as Yan Heshen, and the wind and rain can cover you!" ”
"Why does it have to be windy and rainy?" Qu Xiaoyun was puzzled.
Guo Degang was happy: "Big head, big head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas, he has a big head!" ”
"Okay, hahaha~~"
……
Romance