On Fridays, after school, there is a club recruitment event.

Square tables were set up on the lawn of the playground, and awnings were erected.

In the lively atmosphere of the lanterns, the seniors brought their own demons to show their talents, attracting the attention of the younger students.

For example, the music club.

Under the banner that reads "Guitar Zero-based Package Teaching Package, Demon Voice Skills Learning Experience Unreservedly Transmitted".

There was a demon spirit in the shape of a bell, playing pleasant music, and the girl in the performance costume next to her was humming softly to the tune:

"I have so many regrets ♪ ~ so many expectations ♪ ~ do you know ~♪"

Several students who were rich in literary and artistic bacteria stopped and stopped when they heard the sound, as if they were in a network cloud suppression community at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and they couldn't help but burst into tears.

"I want to go to the depths of the ocean and just disappear into this world, leaving only a drifting bottle."

"If anyone picks up this drifting bottle, they'll see my last blessing: 'The boy bought a bouquet of flowers, the girl bought two bottles of water, I hope you never understand it.'" ”

'You're causing the sea level to rise by 0.14fm?' Jiang Yifan, who was passing by, silently complained in his heart.

Another example is the painting club.

Compared to the music club, it was much quieter, except for a demon spirit that looked like an ink pen, painting on the table.

The other members of the club lowered their voices and whispered to the passing students:

"This junior, join our painting club, the senior has drawn a good-looking album by himself, which can be given away for free."

"Senior sister, come to our painting club, no matter how unpopular your CP is, senior sister can help you draw it."

Jin Yuanbao, who was said to be a little moved, couldn't help but look at Jiang Yifan and asked with his eyes:

[He said there are beautiful things to give, why don't we join? 】

But Jiang Yifan's resistance to the paper man was obviously higher than him, he shook his head slightly, and replied with his eyes:

[Paper people in the second dimension will not run, so take advantage of the good youth to work hard in the third dimension first, and when you make enough money, you can be a dead house without distractions. 】

Jin Yuanbao, who felt that it made sense, nodded thoughtfully, and the two continued to walk forward.

Next up is the anime club.

The members of this club, who can show their faces, cos into anime characters; Those who can't show their faces are wearing doll costumes.

Among them, a coser with a cheongsam with a high fork and a low V neckline, with snow-white long legs and a vigorous figure, has attracted many eyeballs in a unique way.

"Ah Fan, I have made up my mind, even if there is an endless abyss ahead, I have no regrets."

Jin Yuanbao took out a tissue, wiped the nosebleed, and his eyes became very determined.

Jiang Yifan sucked the nosebleed that almost flowed out, put his hand on Jin Yuanbao's shoulder affectionately, and nodded heavily: "Good brother, I will accompany you." ”

Just as the two of them hooked their shoulders and resolutely decided to step forward and hand over the application to the animation club, a whisper came from behind them:

"Don't go, that guy is a man."

Turning their heads, the two found a boy with a hedgehog head and a winter school uniform tied around his neck as a cape behind them.

His hands were wrapped in bandages, but judging from the series of strange runes drawn on them, and the way he dressed, it should not be an injury, but simply a serious patient with a secondary disease.

"How could it be a man?"

Jin Yuanbao glanced at the animation club to confirm, and then shook his head again and again, his hands still gesturing on his chest, "She's spicy~~~." ”

"Oh, that's what I thought back then."

The second hedgehog head sneered, "Don't be fooled by the appearance of succubi, they will change into a thousand faces in order to lure humans into the bait. ”

Seeing that the two looked at each other for a while, and were skeptical of his words, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket with difficulty.

The reason why I say it's difficult is because the phone has a 'summoner' style shell on the outside, which makes it look extremely bloated, and it is a bit reluctant to put it in the pocket of the school uniform.

Inadvertently touched a button and even emitted a cool light.

"Well, I'll show you the true face of that succubus."

After swiping his head on his phone for a while, the second hedgehog turned the screen towards the two of them.

Above is a photo, the background is the school's locker room, and the protagonist is ** changing clothes.

"Uh-huh???" X2

The moment they saw the photo, the eyes of the two instantly widened, looked up at the direction of the anime club, and looked down at the photo again.

After comparing it several times, I dared to confirm that it was the same person.

This is not to say that there is a huge difference between no makeup and makeup, or even that the former has a different flavor.

It's just this boob... Why is it so flat and inconsistent with the real thing?

And the looming muscle lines on the body, what's going on?

"The evidence is conclusive, do you believe that what I say is true?"

The second hedgehog head took back his mobile phone, hugged his arm and snorted coldly.

"Let me calm down..."

Jin Yuanbao, whose spirit had been greatly impacted, squatted silently to the side in a reluctant manner, and his hands were still scratching his chest in confusion.

Apparently I didn't understand how the man managed to change size from place to place.

"Is this a coser... It's horrible..."

Looking at the boys of the same grade who were still kept in the dark and fascinated, Jiang Yifan couldn't help but feel scared for a while: "Thank you, senior." ”

"What's your name?"

The eyes of the second hedgehog suddenly lit up, and two white gases faintly spewed out from the nostrils.

"Uh... Senior, isn't it? ”

Jiang Yifan thought that he should be right.

Because of the second year of high school, those who chose the academic department stayed in the original place of the first year of high school, and the one who chose the demon department moved to another campus with supporting training facilities and venues.

And then from what the hedgehog head said before, he should have been deceived once before when he was young and ignorant, so he should be a senior in high school...

"That's right, call me again."

The hedgehog head patted Jiang Yifan's shoulder with some excitement.

"Learn... Long? ”

Jiang Yifan hesitated and shouted again.

"Good! From now on, you will be the one I cover! Now it's officially announced that you've joined the 'Martial Arts Club'. ”

The hedgehog head took out an application form out of nowhere and stuffed it into Jiang Yifan's hand, "Fill this out quickly." ”

“... Martial Arts Club? Is it the martial arts I understand? By the way, I don't know what your name is, senior. ”

Jiang Yifan looked at the application form in his hand and the senior in front of him who would make people feel embarrassed for him, and asked puzzledly.

"Lord of the Thunderstorm, King of Kings, Krasniluch who brings nightmares, Nidhogg who sleeps in the Sea of Despair, Leviathan who maintains order in chaos..."

I only heard him recite a lot of prefixes without breathing before he paused and added: "You can also call me 'Lei Yao' senior, or you can call Lei senior, or simply call senior." ”