Chapter 54 Tea Words and Tea Words
"Qiao Shu, what are you talking about?"
After approaching, Chen Bohan pretended not to hear the previous conversation, and forced a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Although his heart was so jealous that he was about to deform, he still tried his best to maintain his proper demeanor on his face.
"Huh?"
It wasn't until Chen Bohan spoke up and Qiao Shu, who had been paying attention to Jiang Yifan, that he noticed his arrival.
suddenly remembered that Chen Bohan was looking for her to use beauty tricks to rectify liars, but Qiao Shu, who was now addicted to men, couldn't help but laugh a little embarrassedly: "It's nothing, I'm just talking about seasonings." ”
Lie!!!
I heard you asking him out to the movies!!
For the first time, Chen Bohan, who saw that girls can have such two completely different sides when facing different boys, was violently shocked in his heart.
And Jiang Yifan, who was aware of the delicate relationship between the two, glanced up and down at Chen Bohan thoughtfully.
Wearing glasses, freckles on the face, skinny... It is exactly what Jin Yuanbao describes.
Noticing that Chen Bohan's eyes always fell on Qiao Shu, the corners of Jiang Yifan's mouth couldn't help but hook up, and then pretended to take Chen Bohan's hand enthusiastically, wanting to give him his small medicine bag:
"Hello, this is my own research and development of seasoning, which can effectively improve the picky eating problem of demon spirits, welcome to try it for free..."
'Smack! ’
But before the small medicine bag was handed to Chen Bohan, he ruthlessly slapped it open, and scolded in disgust: "Don't get close to me as a charlatan like you who sells fake medicines!" ”
"Chen Bohan! You're too rude, aren't you? ”
Without waiting for Jiang Yifan to react, Qiao Shu was the first to glare at him reproachfully, "People are kind enough to give you things, if you don't want it, don't you want it, can you use it so fiercely?" ”
As she spoke, Qiao Shu also took the initiative to squat down, picked up the small medicine bag that fell to the ground, and handed it back to Jiang Yifan.
"It's okay, your boyfriend didn't mean it, after all, it's normal to be wary of strangers."
Jiang Yifan shook his head lightly, his eyes were lost and he smiled reluctantly, "A simple and kind girl like you is easy to be deceived, remember to protect yourself in the future." ”
"He's not my boyfriend..."
Qiao Shu's pale pink nail polish fingers unconsciously wrapped around the ends of her hair, her eyes turned to the side, and she whispered with a red face, "And I also believe that you won't lie." ”
"No, Qiao Shu, can you stop being stupid?"
Chen Bohan looked at Qiao Shu in surprise, "If you think about it a little, you will know that there is no universal seasoning in the world that can enhance the taste of all demon food, this is a false proposition at all!" ”
"Am I stupid?"
When Qiao Shu heard this, she rolled her eyes angrily: "Yes!" You're smart! No one else has the ability to judge for themselves except you! ”
"Don't be angry, doesn't he care about you too?"
Jiang Yifan said softly to Qiao Shu, "Although the method used is too direct and does not take into account your feelings, the starting point is always good." ”
"I'm not angry, I just can't get used to him talking about you."
Qiao Shu raised her hand and brushed a few strands of loose hair from her sideburns behind her ears, then turned her head and glanced at Chen Bohan unhappily: "The demeanor of the scholar is that you have been so wronged, and I am still helping you speak." ”
"I..."
Chen Bohan was choked, his lips trembled a few times, but he didn't know what to say.
But in a trance, he remembered that what Jiang Yifan had just said was a little familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere...
The tea smell in the tea revealed between these words, isn't it green tea?
Chen Bohan, who suddenly figured out everything, pointed at Jiang Yifan excitedly as if he had grasped a life-saving straw and shouted: "He is green tea, Qiao Shu!" All the words I said before were for the sake of tricking you! ”
Jiang Yifan, who found that he was exposed, secretly said something bad in his heart.
Facing Qiao Shu's gaze at him, he reacted very quickly to retreat, lowered his eyes apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, it seems that I made him jealous when I talked to you, or I'd better go first, right?" ”
After saying that, he turned around and left without hesitation.
But Qiao Shu hurriedly stretched out her hand to hold him: "He's not my boyfriend, what kind of vinegar do you eat?" ”
"Don't believe him! He deliberately said he was leaving! Just to trick your sympathy! ”
Chen Bohan, whose IQ is back online, once again accurately pierced Jiang Yifan's green tea behavior.
Qiao Shu just wanted to help Jiang Yifan defend himself, but he shook his head lightly: "It's okay, just treat me as a liar." ”
After a pause, he instructed with a lonely expression: "By the way, don't forget to drink brown sugar water, I... I went first. ”
!!!
As soon as these words came out, Qiao Shu's already shaky psychological defense line was completely lost.
After being stunned for a short time, she quickly caught up with her, blushing and asking, "Then just along the way, I'll invite you to drink milk tea, right?" ”
???
At this time, Chen Bohan couldn't hold back at all, and his voice trembled: "I told you that he is green tea... How did you... Why don't you believe it? ”
"In your eyes, a gentle person must be green tea?"
Qiao Shu glanced back at him with disdain, "I didn't expect you to be such a narrow-minded person. ”
“...”
Chen Bohan, who understood that if he continued to dwell on this topic, there would be no result, forced himself to take a deep breath and calm down, and then stared at Jiang Yifan and gritted his teeth and said:
"I don't care if you're green tea or not, or whether your homemade seasonings are effective or not, I'll just ask one last question now, do you have a breeder's license? Even if it's at the level of a trainee cultivator. ”
"Nope."
Jiang Yifan spread his hands and answered honestly.
"Heh, you don't even have a trainee cultivator's license, so you dare to sell homemade medicinal powder, isn't this a fraud?"
Chen Bohan sneered.
"But don't you yourself have a breeder's license, but you also founded a breeder to provide advice to people, and even sell homemade potions?"
Qiao Shu immediately asked rhetorically.
When Chen Bohan chatted with her before, he boastfully revealed that he had developed a new potion by himself, saying that he was going to make a splash during the cultivator exam, and he was currently selling it as a benefit to students who consulted in the cultivation club.
"How can this be the same? My dad is an intermediate cultivator! ”
Chen Bohan retorted anxiously, "And I will be able to take the trainee cultivator exam at the end of this month, and I will definitely pass it 100%." ”
"Your dad is an intermediate cultivator, what does it have to do with you? Even if you have the ability to pass the exam, you are still not qualified to blame others before you get your license! ”
Qiao Shu glanced at Chen Bohan in disgust, then quickly changed back to a smile and said to Jiang Yifan: "Let's go, let's drink milk tea and ignore him." ”
"I'd better explain it to him again."
After Jiang Yifan said with a face full of self-reproach, he quickly walked up to Chen Bohan, who was trembling with anger, and said in a voice that only two people could hear:
"I also participated in the trainee cultivator exam at the end of the month, why don't we make a bet to compare who has the highest score in the final exam, and the winner can ask the other party to do something that is not too out of line, how about it?"
"That's what you said, don't go back on it then." Chen Bohan stared at him with red eyes.
"That's the same for you."