Chapter 267: Clean and hygienic, brothers
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian placed the sheep, turned their heads and looked, the fence was messed up, the mad dog Zhang Jiunan learned to bark in order to drive the sheep, Yang Jiulang was squeezed by the sheep and lay on the sheep, the scene can be described as ugly......
"Go this way!"
"Drive!"
Zhang Helun waved the whip, did not dare to smoke the sheep, and kept outputting it to the ground, the whip used for shepherding was really effective, and it had a certain deterrent effect, and it really drove the sheep to move.
"Quick, stop him!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Qu Xiaoyun beckoned Qin Xiaoxian to go with him to stop Zhang Helun.
"Brother Lun, bring the whip to you!"
"Hey, you two don't talk about martial arts, don't drive sheep and snatch my whip!"
While the servants were making trouble, the sheep were shocked, and a few sheep got into the sheepfold of Zhang Helun's team, and then all the sheep followed suit, and it didn't take long for them to run into the sheepfold.
"Quick, don't be stunned, close the door!"
Zhang Helun, who was pressed down, shouted at the top of his voice.
Wang Jiulong's eyes were quick, he spread his long legs, and closed the door of the sheepfold.
"This is fate, it's not difficult!"
"It feels like we didn't do anything to win, it's a bit of a win!"
In the cheers of Zhang Helun's team, the first game was ended.
"Good fellow, there's a sheep over here!"
This result was beyond everyone's expectations, I thought it would be a close match, but I didn't expect it to be a landslide victory.
Guo Degang comforted the losing team and said: "It doesn't matter, there are other games, don't be discouraged, the next project may be even worse than this!" β
The host Linghua announced: "This round of the game is over, one hundred and nine to one!" β
Looking at the rampant nine-wheel team, Yan He said in detail: "Don't be too complacent, you guys don't have to be too proud, who won't necessarily win the next game!" β
Zhang Helun looked disdainful: "Let the horse come!" β
After the two teams were fighting, the playing field was changed, and everyone came to a small sheepfold, and there were seven lambs in the sheepfold.
The host Linghua introduced: "I will now talk about the rules of the game, the herdsmen on the grassland, in order to protect the safety of our sheep, every family will raise sheepdogs, so this game is two teams of sheepdogs to protect our sheep!" β
"The shepherd dog team sent three people, the wolf team sent five people, there were seven sheep in the sheepfold, the wolf stole the sheep, and the dog protected the sheep, but the sheepdog needs to wear an eye patch, and if you can't see clearly, you can wave a stick and beat the wolf, and the wolf is out! The game has two rounds, the second game of the two teams swap identities, the team with more sheep within five minutes wins, and the weak two teams are all taken out, then the team with the short time wins! β
This game is actually blindfolded and beating, it's better to play indoors, there is wind on the grassland outside, and there are people around to make noise, it's still very difficult.
"Using the sheep obtained in the previous round as chips, the winning team can win the opponent's chips, and the bag in your hand contains the sheep bone gala representing the number of sheep!"
After the introduction, Zeng Yi was possessed, lifted the bag and laughed at himself: "Look at how heavy the bag in our hands is, it weighs as much as a thousand gold, oops, I can't even hold it!" β
"Don't pretend, you can press one!"
Zhang Helun was very proud: "That's it, let's not bully them, let them take advantage, let's press the two!" β
After the teams on both sides pressed the sheep bones in their hands, they began to win over eighteen strong men.
"Join us, we have one hundred and nine sheep bones!"
"Heroes of the grassland, although we have few sheep bones, we are confident that we can win the sheep bones in their hands!"
In the end, after some co-optation, most of the eighteen strong men chose to join the Zhang Helun team with many sheep bones, and only three joined Qu Xiaoyun's team.
The two teams used the method of "rock-paper-scissors", with the Qu Xiaoyun team playing the wolf stealing the sheep and the Zhang Helun team playing the sheepdog.
The two teams put on wolf masks and blindfolds and went into the sheepfold according to the rules, Qu Xiaoyun locked his eyes on the little lamb standing by the fence, planning to carry the easy ones out of the sheepfold first.
"Ready, go!"
As soon as Linghua's words fell, the two teams took action one after another.
Qu Xiaoyun was quick-eyed, grabbed the little lamb by the fence first, and threw it out of the sheepfold.
"Hey, the sheep is gone, Brother Lun will fight behind you!" Wang Jiulong, who was watching the battle, commanded.
"Good!"
After hearing this, Zhang Helun, who was blindfolded, hurriedly turned around and waved his stick.
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"Oops!"
"Who hit me?"
Zhang Jiunan, who was also blindfolded, covered his head in pain, and then hit back with a round stick, hitting Zhang Helun in the stomach.
Zhang Helun: "Who?" β
"Hahaha~~"
The onlookers were amused by these two goods.
"Oh my God, this is too sad, my own people, you two don't fight!" Xiao Yueyue, who was watching the battle, couldn't cry or laugh.
Originally, the shepherd dog could not see with an eye patch, and his IQ was still in a hurry, and the team had already stolen all the lambs in 35 seconds.
Seven sheep in 35 seconds, creating a sheep stealing moment.
Switching offense and defense, Zhang Helun's team looked unconvinced, but unfortunately his skills were too clumsy, and he was hit by a stick at the beginning to eliminate a player, and the remaining two people took two minutes to steal the sheep.
However, there was a little episode in the second scene, Zeng Yi accidentally fell after blindfolding, broke his leg, and had no choice but to quit the game and go to the hospital.
The host Linghua announced: "Okay, our second round of the game is over, Qu Xiaoyun's team has won, I see that everyone is tired after two rounds of playing, we have prepared a big meal in Mengcheng, let's go to the next venue for a big meal!" β
"Good!"
Before everyone changed the scene and entered the yurt, a strong man poured a bowl of wine and sprinkled it to the sky, performing the etiquette of respecting the sky, because the cattle and sheep on the grassland rely on the sky for food.
In the yurt with a unique style, led by Guo Degang and Yu Qian, everyone sat together, including eighteen strong men from Mengcheng.
After taking a seat, Linghua introduced: "Today on the grassland, we invite everyone to participate in our horse banquet, the horse banquet is a particularly precious banquet in our Mongolian city, many years ago the horse banquet is our court banquet, with the change of the times, it has now entered the ordinary family life of our people. β
"So what we're asking you for today is a modern, improved version of the Horse Trick!"
"Welcome Mr. Guo to our grassland as a guest, you are an elder, you don't have to stand up." The two Mongolian brothers took mare's milk wine and stepped forward to toast.
Guo Degang took the wine, dipped the wine lightly on the ring finger of his right hand and flicked it upward, a total of three times, representing respect for the sky, respect for the earth, and respect for the ancestors, which is the toast of the Mongolian people.
Immediately after drinking it all, Lao Guo, who had not drunk for a long time, couldn't help wrinkling his nose, and it could be seen from his face that the wine should be very strong.
At the beginning of the toast, the Mongolian brothers in the yurt sang the welcome song "Chaoerdao" together.
"The golden cup is full of mellow milk wine, and Sailel is outside the winter plug~~" The singing voice with national characteristics is strong and powerful, echoing in the yurt, and everyone can't help but make up the galloping picture of galloping on the grassland after listening to it.
The brothers and sisters had learned etiquette at the master's house before, and they were all doing well, and some of them were adapted to the wine in the cup and some were not adaptable, but they all drank it.
"Xiaoyue!"
"Hey, Master!"
"You see that everyone has toasted us, should we also toast others? I have a suggestion, we are already very familiar with Linghua, but we are not very familiar with all the big brothers present! β
"Let's do this today, add an item when we go back to the toast, and ask the big brothers one by one what they call them, I guess people's names are not as simple as our names, so I ask you to remember people's names, and we will check them later, and whoever says something wrong will be punished!"
"Well, I'll pour the wine now!" Xiao Yueyue was embarrassed after hearing this, poured a glass of wine, and respectfully handed it forward, following the example of the Mongolian brothers just now.
"What do you call this big brother?"
"Temuqiletu." The eldest brother of the Mongolian nationality took the wine glass and replied.
"Oh my God, the first one is so hard, can you say it again?"
"Temuqiletu!"
"Oh, Temuchiletu."
At this time, the other brothers and sisters also got up from their seats and went to toast.
"What do you call it?"
"Bauzhigihan Uninbayar."
"Dark Cloud Billig."
"You're only a pound of Wuzhigen."
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Good guys, one is more difficult than the other, this will work, the brothers and sisters are divided into two groups, one group is by rote memorization by head, and the other group is to take out their mobile phones for opportunism.
Guo Degang clapped his hands and prompted: "Okay, okay, when the time comes, hand over your mobile phones!" β
"Huh? Do you have to hand over your phone? β
Zhang Helun and Zhang Jiunan were stupid with their mobile phones, so they hurriedly looked at it twice before handing it in.
Wait for the apprentices to return to their seats.
Guo Degang introduced: "There will be a punishment system later, that is, if I ask this brother what to call him, if you say it wrong, we will have sheep's tail oil for you to suck!" β
It sounds like sheep's tail oil is very greasy, but it is the most valuable food on the grassland.
Guo Degang asked the apprentices with a smile: "Have you ever sucked it?" β
"Nope."
"I saw someone eat it in a short video, and I let go of it and ate it in my mouth!"
"Yes, and this sheep's tail oil can't be chewed, you have to swallow it directly!"
While chatting, a Mongolian elder brother brought a large plate of sheep's tail oil, and the white flowers trembled, and he was tired of panicking when he looked at it.
Seeing the disgust on the faces of the apprentices, Guo Degang explained with a smile: "In fact, sheep's tail oil is the most noble gift in the Mongolian etiquette, for example, if everyone wins the wrestling, they will give a piece!" β
"Master, since you have said so, should you give an example to your apprentices!" Qu Xiaoyun said with a wicked smile.
"Yes, Master, your identity is here, you should try it first!" The apprentices coaxed one after another.
Guo Degang looked resistant, wanting to refuse, but he didn't expect Linghua next to him to mend the knife and say: "Okay, cut a piece for Mr. Guo first!" β
Yu Qian couldn't be happy on the side: "Cut a big piece for Mr. Guo, Mr. Guo, I understand, I love to eat fat!" β
Guo Degang saw that he couldn't dodge, and thought that he could pull a cushion on his back, so he nodded and agreed: "It's okay to eat, you have to have my senior brother's share, and the older ones can't be left behind!" β
"Okay!"
"Hahaha~~"
The two brothers fell in love and killed each other, and they laughed in the yurt.
After laughter.
The Mongolian brothers cut two small strips of sheep's tail oil and put them in the palms of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, and the two of them ate very happily, and after eating, they made a comparison with the camera.
But when the camera was removed, the stuffing was revealed, and the sponsor's drink was unscrewed and pressed.
The game begins.
Guo Degang first asked Qu Xiaoyun, who was bad: "Come, classmate Xiaoqu, what is the name of this strong man!" β
Qu Xiaoyun really didn't want to eat such greasy things, so he memorized it very carefully just now, raised his eyes and thought about it, and quickly replied: "Dark Cloud Bilige!" β
"Mr. Guo, he's right!" The Mongolian strong man gave a thumbs up.
"Where's the strong man?"
"You're only a pound of Wuzhigen." Qu Xiaoyun blurted out.
"Wow!"
"Yes, Xiaoyun!" The brothers cast surprised looks.
Guo Degang nodded with satisfaction: "What's his uncle's name?" β
Qu Xiaoyun: "??? β
"Poof~~"
"Hahaha~~"
"Good fellow, Master, this is too shady!"
Seeing Guo Degang's flaws, everyone is happy to lean forward and back together.
Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved: "His uncle must also be surnamed Xiao'er!" β
"Nonsense, cut him into big pieces!" Guo Degang commanded with a smile.
"Okay."
The Mongolian brothers were very practical and cut a piece of extra large for Qu Xiaoyun.
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Qu Xiaoyun took the sheep's tail oil, swallowed it calmly, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up after eating, and praised: "Clean and hygienic, brothers!" β
Immediately afterwards, the other brothers and sisters were also tested in turn, and in the end, Qu Xiaoyun's team won the victory by a narrow margin.
The host Linghua announced: "Okay, next, the Fraud Horse Banquet has officially begun, the Fraud Horse Banquet has a fixed name and a prescribed five-course dish, let's start the first course!" β
"The name is Tianci frankincense, Tianci frankincense is actually a platter of various dairy products, dairy products are white color, which represents the meaning of purity!"
As soon as the words fell, a Mongolian beauty came over with a large plate of dairy products, including milk tofu, milk skin, cheese, etc., which made people feel milky when they looked at it.
Linghua walked out of her seat, stood in the middle of the yurt, and introduced the game with a smile: "Next, I'll teach a Mongolian race, which side dances well, which team will belong to this god-given frankincense!" β
The two teams are you look at me and I look at you, and they all understand, there are five dishes in total, and if you want to eat, you have to win by yourself.
The Mongolian specialty dairy products are still very attractive, and both teams are ready to pick elite players to compete.
"Jiuxi, you are the dance leader of our team, and the first dish depends on you!"
"Lao Qin, you are the most amateur in our team to dance!"
"I Jump and Dance......"
"Don't be modest, go up and destroy Shang Jiuxi!"
"I'll try, don't blame me if I lose!"
In the end, the two teams sent Qin Xiaoxian and Shang Jiuxi respectively.
As a Mongolian Linghua singing and dancing all-round, dancing with the music, dancing very well, as students, Shang Jiuxi and Qin Xiaoxian were relatively stiff, and danced out of the feeling of square dance.
In the end, after the judgment of judge Guo Degang, Shang Jiuxi won the victory and won the first course.
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Romance