Chapter 290: A kneeling guest in the rose garden

"Goodbye!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, turned around and left with the doorman baked cakes and Luan Yiyi, and withdrew from the competition to marry Li Ji.

"It's okay if he leaves, I'll wait for you!" Seeing that the situation in front of him was favorable to him, Yang Jiulang saw the stitches and tried to keep his eyes open wide, so that his sincere gaze could be seen.

In the face of the greasy offensive that was in hot pursuit, Li Xueqin disarmed and surrendered: "Then I will choose you!" ”

"Good !!"

Everyone applauded and sent their blessings.

Qin Xiao asked Jiulang unwillingly: "Let me ask you, you are with Li Ji, what can you give her?" ”

Yang Jiulang looked sincere: "I can give her anything, even if I give up the identity of a son for her, I am willing!" ”

"I can't take it anymore!"

Guo Degang pursed his lips after hearing this, and interrupted: "There are seven rules in Li Ji's house, Li Ji, you tell him." ”

"Yes!"

Li Xueqin nodded and explained: "The first is that I can't let the sun shine when I go out. ”

"Wait, I'll take a note!"

Yang Jiulang was very serious, for fear that his daughter-in-law would run away.

After he finished preparing, Li Xueqin continued:

"The second is that you have to have something to eat at all times."

"Thirdly, you can't leave my sight, you have to be in my sight forever."

"The fourth is that you can't call me by my name, you can only call me a lady and nothing else."

"The fifth is to praise me ten times a day."

"Sixth, don't say a negative to me."

"The seventh is that I will add it at any time, and I haven't thought about it for the time being."

After listening to this, Yang Jiulang raised his hand very seriously and asked: "Wait a minute, about the sixth negative sentence, for example, you are not ugly, this is not good?" ”

Li Xueqin nodded: "You can only say that you are good-looking." ”

Guo Degang smiled and inferred: "You are so ugly! ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang was curious: "What will happen if these seven articles are committed?" ”

Li Xueqin crossed her waist and said arrogantly: "If I commit it, I have the right to remarry someone else!" ”

"Remarry after committing it once?"

Li Xueqin waved her hand: "If you make a mistake, and then you please me, I forgive you, and I won't remarry, it all depends on the mood." ”

"Then let's get old together, let's go." Yang Jiulang got up and took Li Xueqin's hand, preparing to go back to the house to get married.

"Cheng, then I'll go to your house, Leng Gong, I'll go!" Li Xueqin bowed goodbye to Guo Degang.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "I wish you happiness, if you don't have a good time, you will be replaced immediately." ”

Qin Xiao on the side was unwilling, and discussed with the doorman: "We should talk to her." ”

"Yes, stop her, Xueqin." Guo Qilin stopped.

"What's wrong?" Li Xueqin turned around and broke away from the hand she was holding.

Qin Xiao smiled and said, "Old sister, then you push your husband out first, you let him go first, I have something to look for you." ”

Li Xueqin didn't even look at Yang Jiulang, and waved her hand: "Then you go first, I have something else to do." ”

"Hahaha~~"

It was so decisive, Yang Jiulang was stunned in place, unable to believe his ears.

"Hey, you can't say no, you can't say no, you can only agree!" Guo Qilin laughed and coaxed on the side.

Guo Degang also laughed and joked: "Don't make fun of Gongzi's 'green'!" ”

Yang Jiulang was still greasy in the laughter: "I'm waiting for you, I believe in you!" After saying that, he went out of the house with the doorman and waited outside the door.

Qin Xiaoxian closed the door of the house, and discussed with Li Xueqin in a low voice: "That's what our echelon thinks, can we reach a small agreement." ”

"What do you mean?" Li Xueqin didn't understand.

Qin Xiao smiled leisurely: "Can you let your husband go out to earn money?" ”

Li Xueqin pouted: "I'll give it to you after earning it?" ”

"Yes, I'm a good brother." Qin Xiao casually compared a scissorhands, trying to turn over the woman in front of him.

"And what do I get?" Li Xueqin doesn't eat this set at all, it's very realistic.

"Get a sound, sister!" Qin Xiao pulled his arm and squeezed it.

Guo Qilin saw that Lao Qin's trick was useless, and said clearly: "Because they definitely can't win, you know, my team has six doormen, and our team is the strongest now." ”

Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "That Jiulang, they don't have anything, the family is surrounded by walls, you let him earn fish first, and you let him give me all the fish after earning the fish, he can't say ......no to you yet."

Before he finished speaking, Li Xueqin saw through it: "Second, I'll work with you to kill him when it's over, and then we'll be together?" ”

"That's right!" Qin Xiaoxian nodded excitedly.

Outside the door.

Zhang Jiunan, who was eavesdropping at the door, couldn't help it: "Brother, you have to go in now, they all said they were going to kill you." ”

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't cry or laugh when they saw Yang Jiulang mixed up like this.

Yang Jiulang also heard it, and felt very aggrieved, if he didn't go in, he would become a martial artist, so he immediately said: "Let's go, let's go in together." ”

The door was pushed open, and the chatting halted as well.

Guo Qilin smiled and said, "Oh, it's here, we're just done." ”

"Daughter-in-law, let's go." Yang Jiulang ignored them, and took Li Xueqin away directly, and just after leaving the house, he met Yan Heshen who came in a hurry.

Yang Jiulang still wondered, he asked him to investigate the situation first, why did he come later than himself, but his daughter-in-law didn't bother about it when she got married, and introduced to her daughter-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, this is the big fish merchant in our house." ”

"Hello."

"Hello."

Yan He grinned and said unwillingly: "You are married, oops, I'm one step late!" ”

Yang Jiulang looked confused: "What are you coming late?" Marry me too, how can I marry you as a guest! ”

Yan He smiled and said, "I have been successfully promoted to a son!" ”

"How did you become a son?" Zhang Jiunan was surprised.

Yan He scratched his head, quite embarrassed: "I voted for all our fish and voted for a son." ”

Yang Jiulang and the others were angry after hearing this, and went up directly to besiege: "Big head, are you still human?" ”

Li Xueqin on the side understood when she heard it, and her face darkened: "Wait a minute, even if I marry here, we won't have any fish, right?" ”

"That's pretty much it." Yang Jiulang slurred.

Li Xueqin nodded, turned around and left: "Old Qin, old Qin!" ”

Yang Jiulang hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and promised: "Hey, don't don't, even so, we can still form an alliance, no, I promise to earn the fish back for you, believe me!" ”

Under Yang Jiulang's repeated apologies and pleading, Li Xueqin reluctantly agreed: "I'll believe you once, so why should we go now?" ”

Yang Jiulang smiled: "Go back to my house, let's get married!" ”

Li Xueqin sighed lightly: "It's okay, be poor, be poor, be poor." ”

"How did he get you?" On the way home, Yan Heshen was very puzzled.

Li Xueqin confessed: "I think they are too miserable, as soon as they enter the house, they sweat like rain, and I choose him with strong sympathy!" ”

"Why don't you marry Qu Xiaoyun?"

As soon as he was mentioned, Li Xueqin was angry and complained wildly: "Qu Xiaoyun gave me up, and he left as soon as he saw that someone was competing with him, this man is unreliable, I still have to marry this kind of stupid old man, like Qu Xiaoyun, who gives up halfway, can't choose." ”

……

The scene cuts from the camera of them returning home.

Langya Terrace.

Qu Xiaoyun appeared in front of the camera.

"Brother, you learn the skills first, and I'll take advantage of this time to earn some fish."

Valley" into. ”

Skills are very important, after all, there is a duel, Qu Xiaoyun sent away the baked cakes and Luan Yi, ready to go to the Zhaoxian Pavilion to earn fish, when passing by the bell tower, he suddenly found a notice on the earthen wall - there is a great sage hidden in the cloud country, it is said that it is quite a true legend of Lao Tzu, and it is a rare talent.

"Who is this man?"

"It should be a very powerful person like Guo Qilin, right? I've got to find him! ”

Thinking of this, Qu Xiaoyun temporarily gave up going to the Zhaoxian Pavilion to earn fish, and began to look for the talents mentioned on this notice in the city.

The screen switches again.

Yu Qian sat on the mat, fanned the fan leisurely, and asked the baked cakes and Luan Yi who came to learn: "How many skills does each Gongzifu have, do you know?" ”

"Yes." The two nodded.

Yu Qian was very bored here, and when he saw someone coming, he was ready to make the bad fun something fresh, so he added a condition and said: "This skill is not learned in vain, you give advice to the master, and see which of you mentions it the most sharply." ”

The baked cake patted Luan Yanyi's arm: "You say it first, you have a big opinion of him." ”

"I'm afraid you won't be able to mention it after I finish speaking." Luan Yi looked fearless.

"Then I won't talk about it, I have to go back to real life." The biscuits have a strong desire to survive.

Luan Yi didn't have any ink, and said: "Let's talk about it, first of all, I rarely go to small theaters to perform." ”

"Second, a small vault!"

"Good fellow, this is big enough!"

Baked cake looked shocked, and persuaded with a smile: "You can hug and say, don't tell the truth, mix a little water!" ”

"It's really good!"

Yu Qian likes to listen very much, and he doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and his face is full of wrinkles.

"You don't care."

Luan Yi then mentioned: "My master's stool is not formed! ”

"Good guys!" Yu Humil's straight shot table.

Baked cake smiled and stopped: "Don't say it, this is enough to judge!" ”

The more he spoke, the more energetic he became, pointing to his left foot and saying, "My master has athlete's foot on his toes here!" ”

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"It's okay if the stool doesn't form, hahaha!!"

"A !! in the Rose Garden"

"Yunzi has always been far ahead in terms of word extraction!!"

Yu Qian smiled and pointed to the baked cake: "It's your turn, you strive to surpass what he said, be more ruthless!" ”

Baked cake thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Don't wear luxury brands anymore, leave bowls of rice for people, don't make movies anymore, the rate of bad movies in the film industry is high, don't make python robes anymore, leave us some money!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "It's good, I'm happy to hear it!" I have ten brain teasers here, you rush to answer, whoever wants to answer five correctly, who learns. ”

"Okay."

"Listen up!"

Yu Qian looked at the card in his hand and asked: "Winter melon, watermelon, pumpkin, and cucumber can be eaten, and what melon can't be eaten, start!" ”

Luan said: "Fool." ”

"That's right."

Yu Qian nodded, and then asked, "The son of the monarch went to the North Pole to get a piece of food!" ”

Luan Yi: "Ice cream (unicorn)!" ”

"What does the person who buys it know, the person who sells it knows, and the person who uses it doesn't know?"

Luan said: "Oxygen! ”

"There is a word that everyone will mispronounce, what is it?"

Luan sneered: "Wrong! ”

Good guy, I answered four questions correctly in a row, and I was in a hurry to burn the cake, and I couldn't guess the riddle.

Yu Qian then asked, "What is the narrowest road?" ”

"Answer!"

Afraid of being snatched away, he didn't think of an answer, so he was so anxious that he raised his hand first.

Luan was happy: "Cheng, you come first." ”

The baked cake pondered for a moment and replied, "Heart Road! ”

"Hahaha!!"

"Good guy, I didn't answer this question, and my heart is narrow!"

Yu Qian and Luan were so happy that they couldn't do it.

"Heavenly Road!" Baked cakes changed his words.

"That's not right!" Yu Qian smiled and shook his head.

Luan was scared: "The road is narrow! ”

"Yes!"

……

"There's a camera here, this should be it!"

Qu Xiaoyun was very smart, he didn't look around, but looked for a camera, and happened to see someone shooting under the city tower, so he trotted over.

Downstairs there were two soldiers standing guard with weapons, and an old man with a white beard sweeping the floor.

Qu Xiaoyun felt that the white-bearded old man fit the image on the notice, and bowed and said, "You are the great sage of our Cloud Country, right?" ”

The old man stroked his beard, shook his head and said, "I don't know, you go and ask others." ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't give up, seeing that the old man was sweating, he had a lot of eyesight, so he asked for a fan from the staff, and politely asked while fanning the wind: "Why don't you sit on my house, there is an air conditioner in my house." ”

"What's the matter in Qufu, I don't know, let's go!" The old man snorted coldly, shook his hand and left.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Hey, he knows me!" Don't go, you know who I am, what do you need to come with me? ”

"I'm going to sweep the streets, don't bother me!" The old man said impatiently.

"I'll sweep it for you!" Qu Xiaoyun snatched the broom with a smile and acted immediately.

The old man didn't say anything, but walked back to the city gate with his hands behind his back and sat down on a bench to rest.

Ten minutes later......

Seeing that the young man in front of him was not lazy in his work, the old man was moved, stood up and walked to Qu Xiaoyun's side, and his attitude also changed: "Since the son is so sincere, I will not shirk, the son please come with me, please go to the city tower and sit for a while, and the old man will come later." ”

"Good!"

Qu Xiaoyun stepped up to the city tower, and saw that there were tables and chairs on the city tower, so he sat and waited for the old man.

"Childe has been waiting for a long time!"

After a while, the old man climbed the tower and took a black robe in his hand.

"Sir, please be seated!" Qu Xiaoyun got up and asked.

After sitting down, the old man handed the black robe in his hand to Qu Xiaoyun: "Look at the son's discernment, the old man will have nothing to keep, and the old man will pass on this mantle to the son." ”

"Thank you, sir."

The old man waved his hand: "The other three bells will be given to the son, son, you will guard the gate on this city tower!" Unless you pass it on to others, you will not be allowed to go down this tower. After speaking, he got up and stroked his beard and left in a dashing manner.

A gust of wind blows......

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned: "Huh? What do you mean? I can't leave after getting something? ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:

"Laughing to death, those who hold stinky feet and catch farts with the wind will not end well!!"

"Hahaha, bad old man is very bad!!"

……

Romance