The next morning.

"Director Yan, the equipment has been debugged."

"Director Yan, the network is stable, and you can broadcast live at any time."

"Director Yan, the actors of Deyun Club are all in place, and they can start filming at any time."

All the staff are ready, and director Yan Min gave an order, and the filming of the tenth finale of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" officially began.

After the pilot film is played, the camera switches.

Qu Xiaoyun was sitting behind the bookcase in a cyan coat, and when a cake woke up, he opened his mouth:

"Zi said, the deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night. In the blink of an eye, this year is about to pass again, and when I come, Mo is full of flowers, and today Liu Shangqing is still in the building, just when this autumn has not gone far, the team battle journey of the Deyun boys has finally reached the moment of the final battle! ”

"Along the way, the brothers and sisters have been in order to get steel?? The boy's laurel, experienced the mountains and the sea, crossed the past and the future, saw the famous mountains and rivers, and also experienced the world. The boy was only one step away. ”

"What kind of tests has Master prepared for this final battle?"

A cake of waking wood fell again, and the camera switched.

Yesterday, Guo Degang's apprentices who commented on the word, both on the finalist list, were Qu Xiaoyun, Luan Yi, Baked Cake, Cao Heyang, Zhou Jiuliang, Wang Jiulong, Zhang Jiunan, and Zhang Helun.

Eight people hurriedly hitched a ride to today's destination, and after getting off the bus, they got on a tightly covered bus according to the instructions of the staff, the windows were sealed, black and mysterious, and there were two coin pushers in the game hall in the car.

"We're in the black car!"

"The program team always plays mystery with us!"

A few people complained, Guo Degang and Yu Qian got into the car.

"Master!"

"Uncle!"

"Hey!"

The crowd stood up to greet them.

"Now please hand in your phones!" Director Yan Min followed behind, still holding a big box in his hand, and wanted to confiscate all the mobile phones of the brothers.

"Why do you want to collect your phone?"

"In this day and age, don't you think it's scary to collect your mobile phone?"

The brothers and sisters looked reluctant, and those who had families such as baked cakes had already begun to type and make reports.

Guo Degang on the side relieved the director's siege and said: "Collecting mobile phones is for dark box operation!" ”

"There is a rumor that there is no shady and no Deyun, which means that any variety show that our Deyun Club participates in has a shady scene, in this case, of course, we must uphold our excellent style and carry out this shady behavior to the end!"

Everyone was speechless, but the master spoke, and although he was reluctant, he handed over his mobile phone.

"Is there something shady about Master?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with a wink.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "There is no shady scene in the Deyun Douxiao Club, the rest, anyway, I don't know if we haven't participated, but we definitely have participated!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang said nonchalantly: "Actually, for us in this business, it doesn't matter if we win the championship or not, you look back and think that whether it is a sketch competition, a comedy competition, or a cross talk competition, who can tell me the names of the ten champions, you can't say it!" ”

That's right, the name of the champion may be famous for a while, and his own signature still needs strength to carry it.

"You can't say what you do, you have to ask the audience, and people can't remember it! Who remembers? It's whoever wins the championship remembers! It's just you! Teacher Yu, do you think what I said is right? ”

Yu Qian nodded and agreed: "That's right! ”

"Teacher Yu also won the championship before, right?" Guo Degang asked with a wicked smile.

Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand: "I'm a player!" ”

Guo Degang echoed: "I'm a strong general!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

There was a lot of laughter in the car.

When the two brothers participated in the cross talk competition, they fell to Sun Shan because of their shady names, and now they talk about it.

Guo Degang recalled with a smile: "I love to stay with your uncle, our two brothers have a good time, I just met you when I met my lord, your uncle's little face is pink, wearing a yellow leather jacket, that tender is so sassy!" ”

"Sao Nen, Sao Tender!"

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers and sisters laughed crookedly.

Yu Qian recalled with a smile: "When I met your master, I was just about thirty. ”

Guo Degang nodded: "I will be in my twenties, follow your group, we have performed in all the major parks in the capital, and there are a circle of people in Taoran Pavilion, and the two of us are in the park." ”

Baked cake smiled and asked, "Are you fighting with the old man?" ”

Guo Degang waved his hand: "We can't beat it, there are many families, and the strings are still ringing!" ”

Yu Qian explained: "On a flat land in the park, because there is no heating in the office, I am afraid that the actors will freeze to death, so I can bask in the sun there!" ”

"That's right, that's going to make lantern riddles with your uncle, and the skin is thin and the stuffing is big. It's so emotional, we are all a pair in this line, no one can do without whom, this is called a bond, you explain what a bond is! Guo Degang smiled and nodded his old partner with his arm.

It's the old routine.

Yu Qian reacted quickly, shook his fan, and explained unhurriedly: "The tie is that Yu Qian is here to accompany you!" ”

"Wow, that's ingenious!"

The brothers gave a thumbs up.

Yu Qian smiled and pointed to the coin pusher: "It will be like this for a while, the director asks you to get out of the car, and now these two boxes similar to the coin pusher in front of you, your master named Guo De Box." ”

"Hahaha, Guo De box, Yu box!"

"There are 200 steel hammers in one team, do you remember yesterday I wrote a word to each of you?" Guo Degang asked.

"Remember!"

Guo Degang nodded, explained the rules: "Everyone is a word of two words, you have to guess each other in two teams, if you guess correctly, it means that you have a heart with him, after the two are successfully paired, get out of the car and do an interaction with passers-by, if you guess wrong once, the team currency must be pushed, and the last remaining coins can be taken away as a steel hammer for the game." ”

After listening to the rules, the brothers began to act and guess.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at a few people in Zhang Helun's team and discussed with the team members: "I think Brother Lun's word is oil tanker!" ”

Cao Heyang's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Is it greasy?" I said before that he oil, Deyun Oilfield! ”

"yes, try this first."

"Let's guess the tanker!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "Wrong! Teacher Yu pushes it! ”

"Okay!"

Yu Qian had long wanted to play, put down the fan and pushed a coin pusher fiercely, watching several steel hammers fall, Qu Xiaoyun's hearts were dripping blood.

Zhang Helun discussed it with a few people, raised his hand and said, "It's our turn, we guess that Brother Luan is fair!" ”

"Congratulations, you got it wrong!"

Guo Degang also pushed the coin pusher with a smile.

Both teams guessed wrong at the beginning.

In order to save time in the game, Guo Degang pointed to Wang Jiulong and prompted: "What do you think of his characteristics?" What comes to mind when he mentions it now? ”

Wang Jiulong cooperated and showed a mouthful of big white teeth.

"Big White Fang?"

"Silly white sweet?"

Both of these are Wang Jiulong's labels.

"It's related to white." Guo Degang nodded.

"There should be a white letter!" Luan said firmly.

Cao Heyang waved his hand: "I think it's teeth!" His most obvious thing now is the teeth! ”

Gu Qu Xiaoyun concluded: "Then how about we guess the white fangs? ”

Guo Degang nodded: "There is one word in these two words that is right!" ”

"It's either white or teeth, I think it's teeth." Cao Heyang insisted.

Seeing that the car was about to drive to the ground, Guo Degang gave a hint again: "We usually say this on stage, I can only say that it can't be vulgar!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang reacted quickly, raised his hand and said, "Then Deya, is it Yajia?" ”

Guo Degang applauded: "Congratulations to Zhou Jiuliang for guessing correctly!" Now it's time to park, now that you're matched, so after getting out of the car, it's time to get involved, come, get on the props! ”

Director Yan Min handed over a slippery baby artifact.

"Slippery baby artifact?"

Guo Degang pointed to the props and explained: "After getting out of the car, the two people should be tied together, and then give each other a question, find someone to tell him a joke within thirty seconds to amuse him!" ”

"Remember, if you amuse people within thirty seconds, you will win, find someone to take out a steel hammer to keep as a souvenir, if you are not happy, you have to spend two steel hammers to buy a ticket to give to someone, and when you get off the bus, take a hammer from your own team box, at least ten."

"In addition, the poor family is rich, let's not bring money, I will give you a hundred yuan per pair in a while!"

"After the end of this season, Xiao Yueyue will become your steel?? The agent of the boy's team, he went out early this morning, and you have already run to work, I heard that the work is not bad, so that you can earn a little more steel, Xiao Yueyue will contact you after you get off, get off! ”

After Zhou Jiuliang and Wang Jiulong tied them to their belts with a baby artifact, they each took a steel hammer and got out of the car.

Guo Degang clapped his hands and gathered everyone's eyes: "Let's continue, guess the cake!" ”

Baked cakes already have a partner candidate in their hearts, which will frantically squeeze their eyebrows with Qu Xiaoyun.

Qu Xiaoyun understood in seconds, raised his hand and said, "Little eyes!" ”

Cao Heyang also agreed: "I also want to say this!" ”

The baked cake waved his hand and said aggrievedly: "I'm not Yang Jiulang, you can guess, don't bury people!" ”

Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:

"Yang Jiulang - are you polite to baked cakes???"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, isn't it fifty steps and a hundred steps!!"

……

"It's stupid!"

Guo Degang said with a disgusted face: "I'll give you a hint, I just said it several times!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized and slapped his thigh: "Cake!" ”

Baked cake said speechlessly: "Isn't it inappropriate for you to call me a cake!" ”

"Babyshit!" Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly changed his words.

Baked cakes are happy: "Yes! ”

Guo Degang pouted: "This stupid child, the cake is different from the cake!" Congratulations! You two get out of the car! ”

Qu Xiaoyun was afraid that the steel hammer would be pushed down, so he grabbed a large handful in his pocket, and said politely: "Okay, Master, then we will get off the car and bring you some souvenirs or something!" ”

"Good son!"

Guo Degang nodded and joked: "Go back and see if there are any pythons for sale, bring me two pieces back!" ”

"Good guys!"

The apprentices were happy.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the hundred yuan in his hand, and said shyly: "A hundred yuan can't buy a python robe, why don't you give some more?" ”

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "No, I will feel distressed to buy a python with my own money!" ”

"Good guy, you won't feel distressed with our money!"

The brothers and sisters began to complain one after another.

"I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Guo Degang covered his ears, like an old child, and the atmosphere was very joyful.

After Qu Xiaoyun and the baked cake got off the bus.

Luan Yi couldn't sit still, patted his chest and said, "That's it, I'll give you a hint, I'm not a liar!" ”

Zhang Helun replied: "It has something to do with sincerity, integrity!" ”

Guo Degang nodded: "That's right, then Cao Heyang and Zhang Jiunan are left in a group, let's get off!" ”

"Okay!"

"See you back, Master!"

……

"It's so hot!"

"Let's enter the alley, it's cool in the alley!"

After Qu Xiaoyun and the baked cake got out of the car, in the face of the incoming heat wave, they chose to get into a shady small alley.

The idea is good, as soon as the two of them entered the alley, a young lady came to them.

"Let's tease this beauty!"

"Done!"

"Hello, beauty!" Baked cake greeted with a smile.

The young lady visibly trembled all over, and turned around and left.

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned: "Hey, why did you leave?" ”

Baked cake chased after him and explained: "We are not bad people, we are good people, let's talk to you!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't cry or laugh, and shouted loudly: "We won't delay you, you can go here, I'm sorry!" ”

Boy.

The young lady walked faster, went out of the alley and went directly into a fruit shop, and forcibly picked up the fruit calmly.

Baked cake touched his face, turned his head to the camera and said, "Am I so scary?" Say hello and turn around and run, don't look back, don't want to buy things, buy things. ”

"The way home would rather detour two kilometers than see us, it's too miserable, and the popularity is ruined!" Qu Xiaoyun felt that it was okay to scare the dog if the baked cake was ugly, and his appearance should not be better than Pan An's.

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:

"Good guys, these two still don't understand why they are running......"

"The two big men connected a bolt baby artifact, who is not afraid, I thought it came out of the mental hospital, hahaha!!"

……

The two of them walked in the market in a fog, and they didn't go far when they ran into a courier guy sitting in a boxcar playing with his mobile phone.

This time, the song Xiaoyun accosted.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his face, made an amiable smile in advance, walked over and politely accosted: "Hello, we are sending joy, can we tell you a little joke?" ”

"You say."

The thin courier brother was a little scared when he saw two strong men dressed strangely.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and thought about it, and said: "There are two garbage cans, a large garbage can and a small garbage can. ”

"When you're done, what do you think of this joke?"

The courier guy scratched his head: "I didn't understand ......"

The joke was so loud that the baked cakes were shivering, and they were not hot in an instant, and they couldn't help but complain: "Xiaoyun, or you keep telling cold jokes on the road, cool!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance