Baked Cake grinned at the sycophants, and despised this kind of teammate who sold his soul for ten steel hammers.

The eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under the people for a long time.

How can you bend your waist for ten steel hammers?

Thinking of this, he looked at Xiao Yueyue with a proud face, and said resolutely: "Brother, your kindness to your sister-in-law is worth learning from me as a younger brother, and you are especially like being an elder brother now, this is what my brother said in his heart." ”

One praised the work and the other praised the family, Xiao Yueyue's heart was full of joy, and he was so happy that he grinned to the root of his ears: "Enough is enough, I'm so moved." ”

After saying that, he happily gave the steel hammer to the baked cake, and was about to continue chatting with them, but the two of them turned around and left, without taking a cloud with them.

Xiao Yueyue: "......"

A good one crossed the river and demolished the bridge, unloaded the mill and killed the donkey, and beat the monk after reciting the scriptures.

"It's so against my will!"

"I can't eat dinner at night!"

The two of them complained and walked through an alley, passing by a small shop, and the baked cakes suddenly stopped.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and saw a child in the shop picking up a toy, thinking that Brother Biscuit was trying to make children laugh, children couldn't understand those cold jokes, and the difficulty was directly full.

I saw the baked cake squatting next to the child in the commissary, showing the daddy's side amicably, and greeting softly: "Hello child, uncle is playing a game and needs your cooperation, you smile at your uncle, your favorite toy uncle will buy it for you, okay?" ”

"Good!"

The child probably just entered elementary school, and he understood everything, and he showed a bright smile after listening to it.

What a chicken thief!!

After Qu Xiaoyun learned, he set his eyes on another child in the shop, and smiled so much that he stepped forward to talk: "Little friend, laugh, can my brother buy you candy to eat?" ”

After reading the baked cakes, I was speechless: "Oh my God, people still can't talk when they sit in the cart......"

“……”

The inexperienced Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head in embarrassment, smiled, and turned to the camera to defend himself: "I know, I did it on purpose, for the sake of the show!" ”

……

Camera cuts.

Zhang Jiunan and Cao Heyang came to a pedestrian street.

Zhang Jiunan fell in love with the uncle who was sitting on the bench and playing with his mobile phone at a glance, so he sat next to the uncle very familiarly, pointed to the camera with a smile and accosted: "Uncle, we are recording a show, is it convenient for you to be interviewed?" ”

"Inconvenient!"

Seeing a bunch of strangers surrounding him, the uncle was very uncomfortable and decisively refused.

Cao Heyang saw that the people refused so decisively, so he said something to disturb, and pulled Zhang Jiunan and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute, I'll talk to the uncle, fourth brother, you can also sit down and talk!"

The uncle's refusal is exactly what Zhang Jiunan wants, what he wants is to highlight his social personality.

"I don't have your social talent!" Cao Heyang pouted and waved his hand to refuse.

"Uncle, where is your house?"

"I don't hear your accent is local, how many years have you been?"

Gu: "Are you here for work or why are you here?" ”

"What is your son doing here? What kind of class do you take? What exactly do you do? ”

"How's my wife?"

"Have you eaten at noon? What do you eat? What kind of stir-fry? ”

Good guy, Zhang Jiunan's mouth is like a machine gun, and he didn't wait for the uncle to reply, and showed his mouth kung fu to the side.

"That's it, uncle, we've been chatting for so long (uncle didn't say a word), you cooperate with us to watch a small performance, will we amuse you?"

Zhang Jiunan's attitude was very sincere, and when it came to this, the uncle was not easy to refuse, so he agreed.

Zhang Jiunan stood up and looked at Cao Heyang with a smile.

There is already a circle of people around this meeting, and there are people who take pictures and see the excitement.

Cao Heyang, who was socially afraid, saw that Zhang Jiunan didn't hold back his fart, so he subconsciously pushed back two steps.

Afraid that he would run away, Zhang Jiunan hurriedly rushed over and grabbed Cao Heyang's arm, and asked him to cooperate with him: "Fourth brother, let's have a non-physical performance, you pretend to have a rope in front of you, you bite it, after biting, I pull this end of the rope, you pull the other end, you pull it, you pull it." ”

There was no way, Cao Heyang could only cooperate with it, Zhang Jiunan's hand pulling the rope became faster and faster, and it was a small slap to Cao Heyang's face.

The picture looked very funny, and the uncle couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Laughing at the success of the challenge, Zhang Jiunan excitedly raised his hand and cheered.

"Okay, uncle, we are also sending warmth and joy on the street, I said you will be happy in the future, don't be sad, keep a straight face all day long." Zhang Jiunan said earnestly when he left.

"You can pull it down, Uncle is having a lot of fun playing with his mobile phone here! Uncle, we're leaving, don't bother you! Cao Heyang couldn't listen to it anymore, and directly pulled Zhang Jiunan away.

Cao Heyang, who was socially afraid, couldn't stand Zhang Jiunan anymore, so he gave Zhang Jiunan fifty yuan and sent him away.

Zhang Jiunan planned to find Xiao Yueyue to take over the task, but it was far away, and the money was reluctant to spend, so he found a shared battery car on the street, but after a search to no avail, he saw a battery car parked in front of a mobile phone repair shop, so he walked into the store with an idea, and planned to borrow a car with a three-inch tongue.

"Hello, we're recording a show, do you know about Deyunsha?"

Seeing the camera, the shopkeeper shook his head in confusion.

This episode of the show clearly shows the niche of the art of cross talk, especially in the south, more than half of the show, and every actor did not wear a mask to cover his face, but only the baked cake and Xiao Yueyue were recognized by passers-by.

"It's okay if you don't know each other, you don't have a local accent, right? Where's home? Zhang Jiunan unhurriedly chatted with someone about family life.

After chatting for a while, Zhang Jiunan looked at the time and said his purpose: "That's the case, let me briefly introduce you to the situation on my side, we are now recording the program "Deyun Douxiao Club". ”

"I'm going to a farther place, but the program team is particularly deductible, and they don't prepare funds for us, I plan to ride a shared battery car, but I didn't find it, I see that there is one in front of your store, can you borrow it from me first, and I'll send it back to you when I turn around, not in vain."

After speaking, he took out a cross talk ticket for tomorrow's competition from his pocket and handed it over: "I will give you two cross talk tickets, you can go to see the show with your daughter-in-law, how about it?" ”

"Cheng, you can use it, I just fully charged." The conversation was very pleasant, and the shopkeeper generously agreed, and handed over the car keys.

"You wait for us for a while, and we'll do a registration here."

The director team went very carefully to register with the shopkeeper, preparing to return the car after the recording of the show, and give some compensation by the way, after all, the reputation of the show is very important.

Zhang Jiunan promised to be good a second ago, but when he got on the battery car, he left this matter behind, and he rode away without a trace.

Leaving the camera brother alone in the wind......

Romance