"Do you remember that your master had a sketch? It's the one that plays poker! Guo Degang looked at the apprentices and asked with a smile.

"Remember, Master and Teacher Huang acted."

"yes, no poker postcards."

The sketch is too classic, and the brothers and sisters nodded one after another.

Literature and art, in addition to complex social power, a place of joy, anger and sorrow, "Playing Poker" is almost a condensed version of the punching bag, social problems are scolded again in the Spring Festival Gala, everyone listens to it happily, what to do tomorrow, what to do, it has a "pressure relief valve" effect.

Now it's good, busy for a year and then Chinese New Year's Eve night to be pressed to listen to an education, very bad, which is why the Spring Festival Gala is becoming less and less watched.

Guo Degang nodded and explained: "This is similar to that sketch, and the cards played are also similar, there are a total of thirty-four cards, each of which is all the guests and characters that appear in this season, and four cards are special cards, this is to be drawn by you!" ”

"Who is pumped, who is in charge, at the same time, you must speak out the reason for managing him, the other party has to obey, if the other party is not convinced, we have an international referee, the international referee is a cold bench player, and Xiao Yueyue teacher, there is a controversy, whether it can be managed or not is completely up to them."

"There is also when the cards are played, you must bet on the steel hammer in your hand, you want to bet a few on a few, if you lose, the steel hammer will go to the person who won."

"In addition, I want to talk about the issue of punishment, did you post a goal of your own on Weibo before our group comprehensive started recording."

"Yes."

The brothers did set up a flag, and if they couldn't complete it, they wrote it, Qu Xiaoyun followed the example of NBA star Buckley, and wrote that if he couldn't complete the goal, he would kiss the donkey's buttocks.

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "I've read all the Weibo you posted, since it's going to be completed, let's do this, the losing team must send someone to complete it, okay?" ”

"Good!"

The brothers nodded in agreement, and then the two teams began to count their chips.

Qu Xiaoyun's team has ninety-one steel hammers.

Zhang Helun's team had 130 steel hammers.

"Let's start dealing!"

Guo Degang gave an order, and Xiao Yueyue divided the extra-large character cards to the two teams in turn.

"Brother Yue is playing a big name!" Qu Xiaoyun joked.

"Hahaha~~"

The senior brothers couldn't help but smile when they looked at Xiao Yueyue's glaring eyes.

"Wow, this card is amazing, the game must be stable!"

"I'll go, I even have this card, this is the king!"

"You just wait to lose!"

"Impossible, give you a chance, you can vote now!"

The two teams looked at the cards sent, they were all very confident, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the side watched the apprentices arguing, and they were also laughing.

"Wait a minute!"

After Yu Qian interrupted, he added: "I also have a rule, starting from the card, the next tube must be within 20 seconds, if it does not come out within 20 seconds or does not discuss the result, it will be regarded as a loss!" ”

"The first out with less steel!"

Referee Xiao Yueyue saw that the two sides had been discussing endlessly, and they were all in a hurry.

"Good!"

Luan Yi threw out the two cards, and said very imposingly: "Let's press five steel hammers and play a pair, Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting!" ”

Xiao Yueyue's eyes lit up, but he didn't expect his apprentice to be in the card.

"I'll have you five steel hammers!"

Zhang Jiunan got up angrily and directly threw out the golden retriever of the big brother Baotou and the old Qin La, who was a treasure hunt on the beach: "I'm a dog, and I can't beat Erxiao!" ”

Xiao Yueyue immediately ran away, glared and said, "I'll you, compare my apprentice with a dog, you're a little insulting!" ”

Zhou Jiuliang echoed: "That's right, let's talk about it, it's not that you can't beat it!" ”

"I ......"

Zhang Jiunan was choked by the scolding words, and directly pushed the five steel hammers over, and said nonchalantly: "We have a lot of hammers, give you five!" ”

"I'll go!"

"Okay, you're a ghost!"

Zhang Helun and the baked cake directly smashed Zhang Jiunan, who was in charge of the decision.

Luan Yi smiled and played another card: "Bet on ten steel hammers, we will be out of the marquis!" Except for the leek box, who of you can take care of it? ”

Baked cake sneered, threw out a card and shot back: "Let's go with ten steel hammers, out of the hole Yunlong!" Let me explain to you, Master Hou is a driver who usually drives, and our third brother takes a car to self-harm! ”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the explanation, the brothers and sisters laughed backwards.

"Yes."

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "Kong Yunlong is not stingy, he doesn't care who you are, so this is in charge." ”

Offensive and defensive transitions.

Zhang Helun pouted his mouth, a posture that was bound to be won, and played three cards: "We bet ten steel hammers, out of three cranes, Yan Hexiang, Yang Hetong, Cao Heyang." ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and also played three cards: "We are out of traffic, Zhou Jiuliang, Qin Xiaoxian, Wang Jiulong." ”

Xiao Yueyue, who was the referee, waved his hand and said with a smile: "You don't need so many, Lao Qin's one flow is enough!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Zhang Helun unwillingly shot back: "Then let's blow up, four nines, Shang Jiuxi, Yang Jiulang, Zhang Jiuling, He Jiuhua." ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and said: "Then our king fries, Xiao Yueyue, Sun Yue!" ”

"It's too much!"

Before Zhang Helun could speak, Xiao Yueyue directly pushed the chips on Zhang Helun's side to Qu Xiaoyun.

Zhang Helun saw that the referee was eccentric, and angrily played the hole card directly: "Don't be a minister, Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue are six, we are the masters!" ”

Xiao Yueyue immediately changed his face, not only pushed the chips back, but also took more chips from Qu Xiaoyun's side to send: "Senior Niang will take care of me, I'm so happy!" ”

"This thing is so flattering." Guo Degang shook his head with a smile.

Luan Yi stretched out his hand to stop him: "Put it down, we can still take care of it." ”

Everyone was shocked.

"There are also people who can manage the master, are you crazy?" Xiao Yueyue was surprised.

Luan Yi smiled, played a special card, and explained: "Yes, we have a sponsor's card, and the universal card can be managed!" ”

"Good fellow, there's this kind of card."

The brothers were very surprised, Zhang Helun's team struggled for a long time, but this one still lost.

"Ten hammers, let's go out of Li Xueqin!" Baked cakes out of the card.

Luan Yi played his cards and shot back: "Then we will come out of Qu Xiaoyun, and he will marry Qu Xiaoyun in the show." ”

Zhang Helun waved his hand: "No, now I will listen to my daughter-in-law when I get married." ”

Qu Xiaoyun was stiff for the sake of the steel hammer, rolled up his arms and sleeves and said: "I really don't listen to her, I beat her three times a day!" ”

"Look at what you can."

Zhang Helun pursed his lips, although he was not convinced, he didn't say anything, and directly threw out a trump card: "Do you listen to this, Luan Yi!" ”

"I ......" Qu Xiaoyun suddenly wilted.

"I can't care about it, what kind of thing is Luan!"

Good guy, Brother Luan directly hacked himself for victory, which made everyone laugh non-stop.

……

Romance