The basketball game is just a regulation of life, and life is not about the finals, but about relaxation.

This is just Hou Ping'an's view of the basketball game.

Monday's basketball game included language and math.

It's Sunday, so on the school's open-air basketball court, people are already practicing their game. Liao Chenglong is one of them, and Zhou Chengjia was also pulled over by him to cheer.

It's not for anything else, it's because Liao Chenglong found that if he trains on the basketball court, he can see Ye Xinyu, a beautiful young horse. The people in the language department practiced, and she got to cheer her up.

Based on this, eight out of ten basketball team members practiced there. Similarly, for the purpose of cheering for the language subject, Chen Baoli and Jiang Yuying were also present, and there was also Wu Likun, who likes to show off.

Liao Chenglong is still a little shorter, but his enthusiasm has not diminished. Rushing desperately on the field, a bit brute force, after all, he is a lively and active young man.

As soon as Ye Xinyu applauded, he could immediately arch up, and he could overturn the opponent's center.

What's more, the hormonal stimulation is really exciting.

When this guy was sweating like pulp, he ran to Ye Xinyu and pretended to be very at a loss, and shouted in his mouth, it was too hot and he was very thirsty. Ye Xinyu casually took a bottle from a box of mineral water on the ground and handed it to him.

"I didn't expect your physical strength to be so good."

Look, this is praised. Hit it directly at the key point. Young people, isn't it just about good personal strength? Liao Chenglong beat his chest and smiled: "Strong!" ”

Zhou Chengjia on the side couldn't help but roll his eyes, did Mr. Ye mean this? I know you have good pectoralis muscles, so you don't need to pound them, do you?

Ye Xinyu smiled lightly, glanced at Liao Chenglong and said, "You are Teacher Liao!" Playing basketball very well, have you practiced before? There are plates and eyes. ”

"That's not it, I used to be one of the captains of the school's amateur team, when I was in college...... Tsk, the hero didn't mention that he was brave back then, I hope I can contribute to the class this time. ”

Liao Chenglong bragged, and his face was not red.

"What about Hou Ping'an? You don't have to be together in class every day, so why don't you see him here this time? He's also a basketball player, if you practice together......"

"I'll call him right away."

Zhou Chengjia on the side muttered to himself: "Lick the dog, lick the dog, lick to the end, there is nothing." ”

Liao Chenglong walked aside to make a phone call, deliberately avoiding Ye Xinyu.

The phone was connected, and Hou Ping'an's irritable voice came from there: "What the hell, what are you calling so early in the morning?" And let the otherwise people sleep? ”

Liao Chenglong was stunned, looked up at the sky, it's almost noon, you tell me about early in the morning?

"No, Brother Monkey...... Do me a favor......" Before he finished speaking, he hung up. Liao Chenglong was stunned again, why did he hang up so quickly?

Immediately called again.

As soon as I connected it, I heard Hou Ping'an's impatient voice again: "Damn, I'm getting up, hurry up and talk about something." ”

"The school's open-air basketball court, hurry up, there are beautiful women."

"Wait, it'll be there soon!" After Hou Ping'an finished speaking, he hung up the phone, washed up briefly, and went out in a sports suit. A black tracksuit that looks slim when worn.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw that the door next to it was also open.

A woman in pajamas walked out, yawning and carrying a bag of garbage. When he looked up, he saw Hou Ping'an and waved his hand: "Scumbag, hello!" ”

It's that Sister Lily, she looks pretty good without makeup, at least her skin and facial features are good.

"Wake up so early, this is the man coming home?"

Hou Ping'an's combat effectiveness against women is off the charts.

"yes, envy? I didn't sleep all night last night, suffocating you dead single dog. Sister Lili was not very calm in the face of Hou Ping'an, and she was about to be scared as soon as she opened her mouth.

Hou Ping'an looked at her, looked up and down, and then shook his head and smiled: "A woman like you is really not suitable for lying, look at it...... Hurry, then when I didn't say it. ”

"How did I lie? You should say one, two, three, or you will be envious, jealous and hateful. Sister Lily added disdainfully, "Let's play with guns alone at night." ”

"Haha, if you say that, I'm really going to give you an analysis." Hou Ping'an suddenly took a step closer, forced his eyes to look at the woman, up and down, "Look at your brow." The peaks are gathered and the tail is light, although they have been trimmed, but the shape of the eyebrows is visible, which shows that you are open-minded, and the eyebrows are opposite, such as looking at each other across the river, indicating that you are very big. ”

Sister Lily looked at him with a smile, looking like I read you make it up.

"There is more white and less black in the eyes, the water waves are not born, the main nature is cold, and I don't understand the amorous feelings." Hou Ping'an continued, "The elevator is coming, why don't you join us?" ”

After speaking, Hou Ping'an entered the elevator first.

Sister Lily hesitated for a moment, then went in.

Hou Ping'an continued to analyze: "The nose is like garlic ......"

"You're so talented!" Sister Lily felt that it was not a good word when she heard it, so she scolded.

"The nose is like garlic does not mean that your nose looks like garlic, but that your nose is like garlic with two distinct petals, and the bridge of the nose is slightly raised, and the wings of the nose are tight, indicating that X lives less."

Sister Lily's face turned red, how dare this bastard say that?

Before he had time to get angry, Hou Ping'an said again: "Look at you walking in the middle, standing one low and one high, this is not a habit, but nothing to rely on, when standing, cross your legs...... In fact, physiologically speaking, women like to stand like this when there is no man, rather than choosing to stand apart, for a very simple reason. ”

Sister Lily felt that there might not be any good words coming out of his mouth, so she simply shut up. The eyes glared at him.

In this position, the woman will please herself, just like a man doing it himself. That is to say, you haven't had a man for a long time, and you're relying on this self-deceptive means to coax yourself into hormones. In that respect, you're not a good woman. ”

Hou Ping'an said that the head was the way, and he was very sorry for the "tsk" bar and smacked his mouth.

"You're ......"

Sister Lily jumped up and was about to curse.

"Look, anger and irritability, this is the result of endocrine disorders, and ...... Your buttocks are thick but not wide, thick but not fat, and that's a sign of disharmony in X's life. ”

With a "ding", the elevator door opened.

"Get out—"

Sister Lily finally got mad and yelled at Hou Ping'an. I really regret it, I went out to throw away the garbage and eat a meal, why did I provoke this person?

"Want to know how I would see it?" Hou Ping'an didn't get angry, he just looked at her with a smile on his face, like saying goodbye to a waiter who gave a good tip.

"I don't want to!"

He said he didn't want to, but he paused and continued walking.

"The young lady who washed Y City told me."

"Whew-" sound.

A bag of garbage was thrown towards Hou Ping'an. In the air, it spread out like rain and scattered flowers. It's all over the place. Just a middle-aged man was standing next to him, almost thrown up, and was about to curse, seeing the wrapping paper scattered on the ground, the garbage bag and even a sock that a woman didn't want, and suddenly had a bold idea.

It is impossible for Hou Ping'an to be hit by this woman.

But it couldn't suppress his joy. There is no need to get used to such a self-righteous woman. The more humble and peaceful you are, the more you make such a woman feel that you are a bully.

Society is a good university, and the knowledge in it is too varied. Hou Ping'an felt that he still had to study hard, and the young ladies were really rich in some professional aspects.

Sister Lily's reasoning to the little sisters is a set, and when it's her turn, it's completely Shabi. But isn't this also a common problem for women? Self-righteous, good teacher, thinking that he knows everything.

Hou Ping'an put the woman's eldest aunt out of balance, and she was naturally very happy.

When I went to the restaurant for breakfast, I couldn't help but eat an extra bowl.

When I went out, I walked towards the school for a walk and food, and when I entered the school, there were young students and men and women coming in and out along the way. And it's only spring, but there are many girls who wear skirts, revealing smooth thighs and calves.

"Brother Monkey, you're finally here!"

As soon as he saw Hou Ping'an coming, Liao Chenglong laughed and wanted to hug Hou Ping'an, but was pushed away in disgust: "So much sweat, don't hug the opposite sex, I don't let you down so hard." ”

"Oh, Mr. Ye...... I didn't expect you to be here, I haven't seen you in a long time! Hou Ping'an opened his hand and wanted to give Ye Xinyu a big hug.

Ye Xinyu gave him a blank look.

"It's weird, I don't like it!"

Ye Xinyu is a master, knowing that Hou Ping'an did it on purpose, she also pretended to be very disgusted, pushed away Hou Ping'an's outstretched hands, and deliberately covered her nose.

"You haven't played yet, and the smell has come up?"

Liao Chenglong was a little stupid. Damn, I've been sitting here for a long time, and I've been desperately hitting each other on the basketball court, and you haven't even said a word to me, why is Brother Monkey here, and you show him like this?

It's really a little different, although the words are a little scared, but it depends on what tone and posture they are used to say it. When the whole child speaks, it is like a showmanship, which makes people feel that the world is very unfair.

In fact, it is to see a pleasing man, and the tone and expression that are subconsciously revealed.

"I'll take a photo of you and post it in the group, playing a role in calling for more people to participate in it." Ye Xinyu said to Hou Ping'an. I really took out my phone.

Liao Chenglong is a little bad.

Such a big man, he is tall and mighty, and he is so fierce in basketball, you don't even take out your mobile phone, why do you have to take pictures with your mobile phone as soon as Brother Monkey arrives?

The man was sad and glanced at Brother Monkey sadly.

"Why don't you take a video of me dribbling and shooting!"

Hou Ping'an smiled and winked at Liao Chenglong.

"Yes, yes! That's just right! Ye Xinyu also personally picked up the basketball next to Liao Chenglong, handed it to Hou Ping'an, and took the opportunity to take a photo with Hou Ping'an while holding the basketball.

At this time, even Hou Ping'an felt that this woman seemed to be a little abnormal.