Seeing that the old partner was bullied by a mad dog.

Guo Degang smiled and said with relief: "You should criticize him, you have to talk about him!" ”

Yu Qian waved his hand and complained: "I have a gap to speak, Zhang Jiunan's mouth is like a machine gun, Mr. Guo, you can't do this." ”

"Why didn't I become me?" Guo Degang said disapprovingly.

"What's the matter, hooking up with the children to scold me for this high-value award?" Yu Qian looked aggrieved, and the curls on his head trembled.

Guo Degang smiled and said with relief: "Don't be angry, I'll call another one!" ”

Guo Degang turned around and beckoned to the backstage: "Xiao Yueyue, come, persuade your uncle to come, your uncle is not happy." ”

Xiao Yueyue walked over with a smile and stood between the two brothers.

Yu Qian confided in Xiao Yueyue with resentment: "It's not that I'm not happy, come up and scold me, good guy, the first two are scolding me through them, and he doesn't speak anymore in the back, this apprentice is good, he can scold more than him, what's wrong!" In the end, there is a grand prize, and I guess he will not give it to anyone, but will ask for it himself. ”

Xiao Yueyue turned his head to look at his master, frowned, and said, "Who are you scolding again?" Why didn't I hear that? ”

Yu Qian said in a trembling voice: "Why are you going to listen to it again?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded, agreeing to say it again.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hand: "I really didn't hear, who are you scolding?" ”

Guo Degang looked innocent: "I didn't scold anyone, don't you know me about this thing?" ”

Xiao Yueyue persuaded bitterly: "Master, I have to say two words to you, we have been cooperating with you for almost twenty years, right?" ”

Guo Degang nodded: "It's been more than twenty years!" ”

Xiao Yueyue said in a critical tone: "You will talk about this and that on stage, what about my son winning the actor?" ”

The audience was happy, and they dared to say that they didn't hear it just now.

Guo Degang shook his head and said firmly: "My son didn't win the actor, if my son won the actor, I don't recognize him as my son." ”

Yu Qian on the side had a crooked nose after hearing this, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Hey, your master said for a long time, did you sit down on this matter?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Xiao Yueyue smiled and waved his hand: "No, I can't listen to it, I think you have worked hard without credit for so many years, right?" ”

"You said to me, what are you saying to me?" Yu Qian pushed Xiao Yueyue aside.

Xiao Yueyue persuaded the master: "Teacher Yu has no merit and hard work!" ”

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "Yes, there is no chest hair and leg hair!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Why am I so hairy?" Yu Qian pursed his lips.

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up to Yu Qian: "I think our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" should give Teacher Yu an award!" ”

Guo Degang agreed: "Yes, there is a biggest prize!" ”

"You didn't even tell me!" Yu Qian said aggrievedly.

Guo Degang said disapprovingly: "You didn't say you wanted it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Do I need this?" Yu was angry.

Xiao Yueyue stopped: "Why don't I take it?" ”

Guo Degang waved his hand and said: "Take it, I have to give you the trophy with the highest gold content in the world!" ”

"This award is fantastic!"

After a while, Xiao Yueyue came back with a certificate of honor.

Guo Degang took the certificate and scratched his head: "There are no trophies, only honorary certificates, right?" ”

Seeing that there was a certificate, a cloud dispersed, Yu Hue was happy, but he didn't pick: "It's okay, it's good to have honor!" ”

"Please applaud first!"

"Wow~~"

"Bang Bang Bang~~"

The audience was very cooperative and gave warm applause.

"Thank you!" Yu smiled and thanked the audience.

Guo Degang looked at the certificate in his hand and was very excited: "I am also very excited to present the award to Teacher Yu today!" ”

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up: "I think the ancestral tomb is smoking when I get this award!" ”

Yu Qian smiled, his face full of anticipation.

Guo Degang read out with a smile: "What we want to announce next is that congratulations to Mr. Yu Qian for winning the dispensable award of the second "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club"! ”

Yu Qian smiled and pushed: "I'll you!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The jokes of the two brothers made a perfect ending to today's performance, and the audience liked it very much, and they all sent warm applause and applause.

The brothers and sisters also walked on the stage one after another, lined up behind the master and the uncle.

Guo Degang thanked the audience: "Thank you, this is very happy, thank you friends for your encouragement and support to us, the small Deyun Society, the big people, without your support, we would not be able to go today." ”

"There is nothing in Deyun Club, it is just a small cross talk group, bringing happiness to everyone, making you happy, we are the happiest thing."

"That's right." Yu Qian nodded in agreement.

"You are all familiar with all the actors, nothing else, Guo Degang and Yu Qian took all the actors to represent Deyun Club and bow to our parents for food and clothing, thank you for your encouragement."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian took all the actors to bow deeply to the audience, and the audience burst into applause again.

"Today's cross talk is our finals, except for me and Teacher Yu's praise-type works." Guo Degang said this, and looked at his old partner with a wicked smile.

"Hahaha~~"

"Is this a chant?" Yu Qian pursed his lips.

Guo Degang explained to the audience with a smile: "Let me tell you, the one I played with Teacher Yu just now actually didn't have a book, and the production unit had to say a paragraph before the first stage, all of them were improvised just now, and none of them had texts." ”

The more than 20-minute impromptu performance conquered many audiences at the scene, and they all felt unsatisfied.

"Thank you, cross talk is a craft, as long as it knows it, it can do anything, it can't do anything, of course, it catches up with Teacher Yu's character, so it's suitable for this show I made."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

After the little joke, Guo Degang pointed to the eight peach-shaped piggy banks on the stage and explained: "There will be a director to take you later, there will be a link of throwing hammers, and the hammers in your hands will determine the final ranking order of the finals, and then we have to do something serious, thank you again all friends, thank you!" ”

The audience voted on stage in an orderly manner.

In the blink of an eye, the voting session ended.

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices behind him, and said with emotion: "I always say that time will pass in a flash, and it should be on us. ”

"Yes."

"I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm very happy, including a few players on our cold bench, who are they?"

"Here's it!"

The cold benches in blue tracksuits cheered.

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "The mentality is very good, although you have successfully avoided the steel??" Boys' campaign, but it doesn't mean that you don't have results, I don't think there's much difference between winning the first place and winning the last place, and you should always have a smile on your face. ”

"After the program team discussed it with me, they spent a lot of money to let me write a fan for each of you, a total of fifteen fans!"

Liu Xiaoting brought over fifteen folding fans.

"It's so precious!" Yu Qian said.

Guo Degang opened it and shouted, "The first one is called Qu Xiaoyun, come, child!" ”

"Master!"

Qu Xiaoyun stepped forward excitedly.

Guo Degang pointed to the words on the fan and explained: "These two words are called benevolence and righteousness!" ”

"Let me explain first, my cultural level is limited, benevolence and righteousness, because you are my cross talk apprentice, but also my apprentice of storytelling, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book, especially for those who do our business, the word benevolence and righteousness are worth a thousand gold!"

"Whether it's on or off the stage, whether it's your cross talk or your commentary, I hope you can do these two words and imprint them in your heart, okay?"

"Thank you, Master!"

Qu Xiaoyun happily took the folding fan handwritten by his father.

……

"Nine Spirits!"

"Master!"

"Your four words are called breaking thousands of miles, uncle humble to explain to the child!" Guo Degang habitually gave his old partner problems.

Yu Qian reacted quickly, and explained with a smile: "First of all, you understand this 'break' and 'wave', you know, right? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers burst into laughter.

Zhang Jiuling is messy......

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "Apologize to the child!" ”

"I hope you ride the wind and waves and continue to work hard!" ”

"Thank you, Master."

……

"Nine Creeks!"

Guo Degang took the folding fan and explained: "Your name is Hai Nabaichuan, Jiuxi is a very cute child, he also works hard and works hard, and accepts new things more widely, we don't understand a lot of what he said." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"A lot of his baggage and many skills have not yet been invented, so sometimes it is inevitable that there will be a suspicion of a minority, this child is good anywhere, but I hope to be more broad-minded, is it okay to be a big child?"

It is true that Shang Jiuxi is very trendy, and a lot of fresh elements have been added to the jokes, what rap, Internet buzzwords, etc., I don't often surf the Internet and don't understand it, Guo Degang said it very well.

"Good!"

Shang Jiuxi happily took the fan.

"When the sun shines on the sea, you can embrace all rivers and rivers, come on!"

"Thank you, Master."

……

"Yang Jiulang!"

Guo Degang showed the folding fan in his hand and explained: "Yang Jiulang's four words are called flowers to see half-open, this flower to see when it opens to the side, it seems that it is not fully opened, but this is the most beautiful time, the flowers are especially open, and it is not far from withering, falling leaves, and falling petals. That's what it means, things in the world don't necessarily ask for a moon to be particularly round! ”

Guo Degang actually said this point of view many times in the show, including the word hanging in the study is "full ying".

"Thank you, Master."

……

"Qin Xiaoxian!"

"Your two words are called meditation, because you are young and the most ordinary, so the impetuous society outside will move you, I hope you calm down and learn cross talk, don't sing, dance and ......go out all day long," Guo Degang said this, and looked at his old partner with a wicked smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers looked at the uncle's speechless expression and couldn't help laughing.

"I haven't scolded enough, look over there." Yu Qian smiled and pushed him.

"Hahaha, remember? Come on, kid. ”

"Thank you, Master!"

……

"Nine birches!"

"Jiuhua, this is the fate of ticket friends!" Yu Qian looked at the similar words on the fan and joked.

"No, no, no."

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "Jiuhua come on, the uncle said that your four words are called ticket friends to know their fate, that is, you are an eternal cross talk lover." ”

"Don't!"

He Jiuhua couldn't cry or laugh.

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice and explained: "Your name is Lotte Zhifu, Jiuhua actually came to Deyun Club very early, and his mentality is also very good until today, the stage is booming, and the audience is looking for a beautiful girlfriend, okay?" Come, we applaud He Jiuhua! ”

"Thank you, Master!"

……

"Tsuruna, come on!"

Guo Degang pointed to the words on the fan and tested: "The two words of the crane wheel are called returning to the truth, let's explain." ”

"Isn't it really a return to the basics?" Zhang Helun scratched his head and asked tentatively.

Guo Degang nodded: "Yes, I hope it is getting better and better, I hope I can stand on the stage and speak people, I am optimistic about you, you can be better!" ”

"Thank you, Master!"

……

"Wang Jiulong!"

Guo Degang showed the fan and explained: "These four words are called Yun Dan Feng Qing, Yun Dan Feng is very in line with my nephew's state, he is a stupid white sugar, his favorite thing to do every day is to have his big white teeth, he doesn't care about anything, as long as he happily says cross talk, it's very good, keep your mentality, it's good for yourself, for everyone, and for the audience, okay?" ”

"Okay, thank you, Master." Wang Jiulong took the fan and showed his big white teeth again.

……

"Come, boy!"

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "You are amazing, you are called seeing cakes layer by layer, as the old saying goes, you see joy at all levels, you can see you everywhere you go, which means that you have always been by my side." ”

The little eyes of the baked cake blinked, and he was very happy: "This is good, I am happier with this, mainly by your side." ”

……

"Jiunan."

"Steady as Tarzan, explain what you mean." Guo Degang handed the fan to his apprentice and tested.

Zhang Jiunan smiled: "I hope I'm more stable." ”

"Isn't it more stable, now rely on your good physique, you are like that on stage, I don't know if you can be like this after the age of seventy, come on!"

"Thank you, Master!"

……

"Big head!"

Guo Degang explained with a smile: "These two words of yours are called blooming, Guo Qilin went to acting, and they all said that your widow has no husband, I hope you can rejuvenate the second spring and make more progress in your career!" ”

"Thank you, Master!"

……

"Heyang!"

"They are all four words, you have one word, this word is read and harmonious, and the beauty and beauty are harmonious and wealthy, and they are put away!"

"Thank you, Master."

……

"Where's Jiuliang?"

"Master!"

"These four words of yours are called winding paths, and I hope you can develop some way in playing the strings in the future."

"Thank you, Master!"

……

"Meng He Candy!"

"Come, child, your name is Ryoma Chunfeng, this is a wish of mine, and I won't let you explain, because you may not know these words, read more books, talk well about cross talk and act well, I am optimistic about you, you will be very good, because you are very smart!"

"Thank you, Master."

……

"My beloved disciple!"

Guo Degang smiled, and called out his most proud disciple in the finale.

"Master!"

Luan Yi stepped forward with a smile.

Guo Degang showed the fan and explained with love in his eyes: "Ping'er, your four words are called mountains and rivers, you don't need to say much, it's all in words!" ”

"My beloved apprentice is my right-hand man, whether it is on or off the stage, I am very satisfied, this is also the affection and fate of our fathers, good boy."

"Thank you."

……

"Master, where's my fan? I'm a petit! ”

Xiao Yueyue saw that his brothers and sisters had it, but he didn't have it, so he was a little anxious.

"Your higher level, there is a letter of appointment to be handed over to Xiao Yueyue." Guo Degang took out a big certificate of honor.

Yu Qian snickered.

Xiao Yueyue glanced at Yu Qian, and asked with a bad premonition: "Master, I won't be the same as the uncle, is it a dispensable prize?" ”

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "No, you are dear!" ”

Yu Qian stopped doing it, glared and asked, "Does it mean that I did it?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

For the sake of the effect of the show, Uncle Qian also worked hard to amuse everyone and netizens in the live broadcast room.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand, jokingly: "You are all kissed!" ”

Yu Humil was happy: "you!" ”

After the joke.

Guo Degang showed the certificate and announced: "From today onwards, Xiao Yueyue will be the agent of the steel hammer boy, I hope you will work hard and take care of your senior brothers!" ”

Xiao Yueyue happily took it: "Okay, I will!" ”

……

Romance