After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted and said, "Okay, what you said is a bit hanging." ”

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hand: "It's a little exaggerated, but it's all in the past, Guo Degang took our Deyun Society gang and went south and north......"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Wait, that's called a group." Qu Xiaoyun corrected.

Gao Feng nodded: "Okay, let's call it a group, Guo Degang has taken us all over the country, especially last year, he also took us to the island country by plane, Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the first class, we took the economy class, and the economy class was not as comfortable as the first class." ”

"yes, there's a price difference." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Yu Qian went to sleep as soon as he got on the plane."

"It's always like this."

Gao Feng frowned and said: "Guo Degang can't sleep, he's scared, why do you say he's bored on the plane?" Reading the newspaper is spent, he doesn't like to play games, or he hooks up with a flight attendant. ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh?"

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hand: "The flight attendant doesn't care about him." ”

"What are you doing then?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng tugged at his coat and explained: "He has a way, buy a jacket at the airport, the jacket has a zipper, he plays with this zipper, pulls it up, pulls it on, pulls it open to pass the time, it's quite good." ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Gao Feng suddenly slapped his thigh and said: "Playing with the jacket is broken, the top and bottom are open, the middle is connected, and I came out wearing this x jacket when I got off the plane." ”

"Get a big fork." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng then said: "I saw it when I got off the plane, but we didn't dare to ask, let's lie down at the hotel, Guo Degang didn't let me rest, and called me - Gao Feng, did you see my zipper broken?" You accompany me to the mall to change this zipper. ”

"I said I wouldn't speak Chinese either, and he said he would. Then go to it, there is a shopping mall next to the hotel, the third floor is selling clothes, the service staff is very enthusiastic, come and bow to us to say hello - good hi, lonely Yima Temple. ”

"Guo Degang replied to her in the island dialect - monkey hi yo, you will have to do it in a while."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed forward and back, and gave warm applause.

"This is scolding...... Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

After laughter.

Gao Feng then said: "As soon as I heard this, it was better for me to do so, seeing that people couldn't understand it, Guo Degang was smart, change English, hello!" People also change English, hello, sir, can i help you. Guo Degang - I want to buy a zipper. ”

The funny language amused the audience again.

"Co-authored and mixed." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

Gao Feng smiled and nodded: "People don't understand, let him say it again." Guo Degang pointed to the zipper on his body, gestured twice, and people understood, and went to the front counter to take a saber out. ”

"Saber?" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Gao Feng explained: "People think he can't think about it, you think about this figure, and you go with a sad face, come up and scold people first, and then make a gesture on your stomach." ”

Qu Xiaoyun understood: "People misunderstood. ”

Gao Feng nodded: "Guo Degang was frightened when he saw the knife coming, and he ran away with me - Gao Feng, this zipper can't be bought!" ”

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun asked puzzled.

Gao Feng pointed to the crotch of his pants, frowned and said: "You think I will use the saber on my shirt, if I point to the pants on the zipper, you have to turn me into a eunuch!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed and applauded.

"Hey, that's a joke about the language barrier!" Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng nodded, and then continued: "Yes, what a joke you say, compared to Guo Degang, Teacher Yu is a good person, and people don't make this joke." ”

"Oh."

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up and praised: "Teacher Yu is our big brother in life, very calm, Teacher Yu is chubby, has a relationship on stage, has popularity under the stage, and has a wide range of hobbies." ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I like everything." ”

Gao Feng looked like an old acquaintance and explained: "Everyone knows the hobby, smoking, drinking, and perming hair, this is what is said on stage, gay men all smoke and drink, and perm their heads is another thing, people are also a manifestation of beauty!" In fact, he liked it since he was a child, and he didn't love these things in his bones. ”

The audience was intrigued to hear this.

"And what does he love best?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng raised his eyebrows and said, "Teacher Yu likes to have pets the most!" ”

"Indeed." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Teacher Yu likes to raise animals, and everyone knows that there is a large zoo in the suburbs, sixty acres of land, which is big, called the heaven and earth pet paradise."

"Appeal !!"

The male audience laughed and booed.

"There's a lot of chickens there!"

"Is the chicken like talking?" Qu Xiaoyun saw that the more he spoke, the more he said, and hurriedly interrupted.

Gao Feng waved his hand and said seriously: "You think too much, it's the chicken that lays eggs, not your daughter-in-law." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Your daughter-in-law!" Qu Xiaoyun glared.

Gao Feng explained with a smile: "I really think too much about this reaction, I mean your daughter-in-law doesn't look like the Pleiades Star Official." ”

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said, "I don't have a daughter-in-law who looks like the Pleiades Star Official!" ”

Gao Feng then said: "What do you mean, there are a lot of laying hens in the zoo, and the chickens are laying eggs like this, clucking......"

Seeing that he was giggling endlessly, Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and interrupted, "Why is this movement so strange?" ”

Gao Feng shook his hand and explained, "The chicken is difficult to give birth. ”

"Can chickens still have a difficult birth?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe it.

Gao Feng nodded: "It's all to blame on Yu Qian, he always moves a small bench to watch when the chicken lays eggs, the egg just comes out halfway, he pokes it back with his hand, and the chicken is going crazy, and he runs away when he sees the curly!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their minds, laughing forward and backward, and sent warm applause.

"That's how this trick-or-treatery came about." Qu Xiaoyun complained.

Gao Feng shook his hands: "This Yu Qian is not Hu Lai, but he likes this, and he also likes to raise horses!" ”

"Yes."

Gao Feng opened his arms and described: "A tall horse, with two feet long from head to tail, and two feet high from head to back!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"It's a square horse, it's eight feet tall!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

"Oh yes!"

Gao Feng nodded: "Anyway, the horse is very big, get on the horse with one leg, pat the horse's buttocks, Guo Degang Guo Degang Guo Degang...... It's time to get to the place, Yu ...... Humility! ”

"Hahaha~~"

The names of the people were used very cleverly, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"He's given both of them to Huo Huo." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

Gu Gao Feng then said: "That is to say, he likes horses, how many of you brothers go to play with him, do you have you?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, there are Guo Qilin and Kong Yunlong." ”

Gao Feng patted his thigh and said, "Yes, it's just a few of you, Yu Qian is so showy - you are all here, baby, the uncle will ride you around, Yu Qian is riding a horse, Guo Degang Guo Degang Guo Degang ......"

"Hahaha~~"

"Don't make a noise!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

Gao Feng looked at the audience and introduced: "I don't know which one of you has seen this Kong Yunlong, he is more energetic, with a long face, big eyes and long eyelashes, he is particularly handsome, he grabbed the reins of the horse and said four lines of poetry, thinking of praising this Teacher Yu." ”

"How?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng cleared his throat and imitated: "That's what Kong Yunlong said when he pulled the reins of the horse - the uncle got on the horse, threw the silver needle in the golden bowl, and the horse ran eight hundred miles, and the silver needle has not yet sunk!" ”

"Oh, that's good!" Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

Gao Feng explained: "How fast do you want to run, the horse has run eight hundred miles before the needle reaches the bottom of the bowl!" Yu Qian was happy to hear it, and after coming back, Guo Qilin also made a poem, which rhymed! ”

"What did he say?" Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.

"Uncle went to the saddle bridge, the fire dyed the goose feathers, the horse ran eight hundred miles, and the goose feathers were not yet scorched!"

"It's good!"

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "It's faster, the goose feathers don't take a little thorn in the fire, the horse can run eight hundred miles at this time, Yu Qian is happy, and he rides a horse and runs around, this time it's his turn, he has no knowledge!" ”

"That's my characteristic." Qu Xiaoyun said.

"Nicknamed Fool!"

"I don't have that nickname!" Qu Xiaoyun shook his head.

Gao Feng continued: "It's all said, Qu Xiaoyun has to say it too, he held the reins of the horse, couldn't hold back the words, and his facial features were all shifted!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"What am I going to do?" Qu Xiaoyun looked at him with a constipated face and couldn't help but complain.

Gao Feng imitated the situation at the time and said: "Anxious, Yu Qian's daughter-in-law will be drinking tea next to her, when she sees him like this, she covers her mouth and is broken, the front is held back, and she doesn't hold back, let go of a fart, listen to the sound of a fart, Qu Xiaoyun is inspired!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"I'm really inspired by the three vulgarities!" Qu Xiaoyun said speechlessly.

Gao Feng raised two tones and recited: "Uncle on the mount, aunt fart, the horse runs for eight hundred miles, and the valve is not closed!" ”

"Hahahaha~~"

"Too talented!!"

The editor was so good, the audience laughed and staggered, and they all gave warm applause.

"That's not what I said!" Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly waved his hand to clear the stem.

"Anyway, you are a little poor in learning, Teacher Yu also raised an alpaca, alpaca is a kind of camel family, because it looks like a sheep, so it is called alpaca, commonly known as grass ......" Gao Feng said this, turning his head to look at Qu Xiaoyun.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly stretched out his hand to interrupt: "Wait a minute, just call the alpaca, and the common name will be waived!" ”

"Oh."

Gao Feng then said: "Anyway, Teacher Yu has a wide range of hobbies and knowledge, but you are not bad, I have always wanted to partner with Teacher Qu, but unfortunately I can't be ranked, and then I finally realized it today after hard work!" ”

"You're so much of a fan of me!" Qu Xiaoyun listened to the perfect zizzle.

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up and introduced: "Qu Xiaoyun is young and promising, he took the stage at the age of four, and he said cross talk for the first time at the age of four. ”

"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

Gao Feng stretched out two fingers and said with a smile: "The second time I said cross talk twenty." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's been a long time, and I've been on stage since I was four years old!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.

"The show hasn't been interrupted?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "No interruption!" ”

"You often ask Teacher Yu for advice, right?"

"Yes, Teacher Yu is my role model."

Gao Feng nodded and continued: "Teacher Yu is older than you, otherwise how can you call Uncle Shi, Teacher Yu is fifty-two this year, don't look at him dying, he doesn't say a word on stage!" ”

"Hey, you wait a minute, you can mention it, I think Teacher Yu looks very good, why is he dying?" Qu Xiaoyun was unhappy for the uncle.

Gao Feng said with disgust on his face: "You see that you are always looking for this word, and I didn't say that he will die now, I mean that he is older than you, the natural law of birth, old age, sickness and death, your father is not dead?" ”

"Your dad is not dead!" Qu Xiaoyun pushed him angrily.

The audience couldn't help laughing when they saw the two of them scolding.

Gao Feng was happy: "You are not happy to say you!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun's nose was crooked: "Nonsense, you are happy to say your father!" ”

Gao Feng smiled and continued: "Yu Qian is half a hundred, older than you, more than twenty years earlier than you, according to the general law, Teacher Yu has to die in front of you......"

Gao Feng was silent for a moment, shook his hands, and suddenly changed his words: "Hey, this thing is not necessarily, I shouldn't be joking with Teacher Yu!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was not happy after hearing this, and said angrily: "Are you kidding me?" More than twenty years older than me, what is wrong with me not being able to kill him? ”

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hand: "Don't be overconfident, there are no young and old on Huangquan Road!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun said indignantly: "You don't want to talk to me about this, don't you sincerely block me?" ”

Gao Feng shook his head and looked at it: "Don't take it seriously, people create death first and then life, you were given a freeze frame when you were born, I think you are the appearance of sudden death." ”

Qu Xiaoyun scolded the street after hearing this: "I'll go to you, I see that you are the appearance of sudden death, and your whole family is the appearance of sudden death, what you said is like this!" ”

Gao Feng smiled and comforted: "Why are you in a hurry, you can live longer, another thirty." ”

"Sixty more years?"

Gao Feng waved his hand: "Live another thirty." ”

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "Yes, sixty years!" ”

Gao Feng smiled evilly and explained: "No, the two thirty is ten thirty, and there is eleven thirty." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience burst into laughter.

"Good fellow, it's not even midnight." Qu Xiaoyun's nose was crooked.

Gao Feng smiled and waved his hand, comforting: "Just kidding, of course, I hope you are in good health so that you can add luster to this art." ”

"That's pretty much it." Qu Xiaoyun reluctantly forgive.

Gao Feng then went down and said: "What do you say about cross talk, practice tongue twisters." ”

"Yes, that's the basics." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Fishing a piece of paper in front of you, you have to rush to the back of the paper every day, steaming lamb, steaming bear paws, steaming deer tails, roasting ducks, roasting chicks, roasting geese, braised pigs, stove ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat, sausages, ......"

It is worthy of being the chief teacher, Gao Feng is very good, the words are clear, fast but not chaotic, and the audience has sent warm applause.

"Good!" Qu Xiaoyun also gave a thumbs up.

……

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