After laughter.

Gao Feng then continued: "Someone said, aren't other art forms, such as Henan Bangzi, wrong?" ”

"Henan Bangzi is also a local opera." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Gao Feng nodded: "Yes, it's also an old play, there is a play called "Yellow River Array", the protagonist Jiang Ziya took King Wu to fight the war, met Zhao Gongming on the road, Zhao Gongming put a Yellow River array, Jiang Ziya couldn't break this formation, came to light the lamp and said peace, but the result was not interceding, and the two of them wanted to do it." ”

"Before you start, you have to get on the mount first, the two actors sing a sentence on the mount, Zhao Gongming rides a black tiger, and the lantern Taoist rides a sika deer, Zhao Gongming sings first, he sings like this."

"You learn." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Gao Fengqing sang: "Zhao Gongming straddled the black tiger, and I lit the lantern and I went to the plum blossom." ”

"What a simple word!"

Gao Feng sighed lightly: "He sang it wrong, Zhao Gongming sang it wrong as soon as he opened his mouth." ”

"What can be wrong with such a simple word?" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Gao Feng imitated the situation at the time and said: "Zhao Gongming, I am on the plum blossom!" The actor who sang the lantern was stunned, and said in his heart that you are not authentic when you go to the plum blossoms? What should I do? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"yes, what did he do?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng imitated: "It's time for him to sing, and in a hurry he sang out what was in his heart - you ride plum blossoms, what am I riding!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Ask on the stage." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

"The actor who sang Zhao Gongming sang and gave him ideas - my tiger, you can ride it!"

"Changed."

"Singing the Lord of the Lamp Burning Path - I ride a tiger and I am afraid!"

The audience was amused.

"This sings out the words from my heart again." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng shook his hand and explained: "I can't sing it, if I sing it wrong, I can sing it wrong, he can't make it up, it's easy to wrap himself around." ”

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in agreement.

It's true, including cross talk, if it's wrong, it's wrong, and it's not reversed.

Gao Feng then said: "There is also such a play, it is a modern Peking Opera drama, everyone likes it, it is called "Outwitting Tiger Mountain"! ”

"Now there are movies and TV series that are quite popular." Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up.

Gao Feng nodded: "This is adapted from Peking Opera, dramas and movies." ”

"Yes."

Gao Feng introduced the plot and said: "There are two protagonists, *** and a mountain carving, the two actors who play this are good buddies and good friends in the background, and they play the hostile sides on stage. ”

"A household name." Qu Xiaoyun said.

Gao Feng played the two corners and imitated: "The words of the play are like this-the king of heaven covers the tiger, the river demon of Pagoda Town, Mohamoha, talking at noon, no one has a home, what is the blush?" Refreshed! Why is it yellow again? Anti-cold coating! So you're Brigadier Xu's man? Brigade Commander Xu's horse-feeding adjutant Hu Biao! ”

"That's a good point." Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

Gao Feng slapped his thigh, but said regretfully: "These two actors are half wrong." ”

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.

Gao Feng imitated the situation at the time and said: "These two actors keep saying this, they are too familiar to take it to heart, they are sloppy - the king of heaven covers the tiger, the river demon of Pagoda Town, Mohamoha, talking at noon, no one has a home, and the actor should ask 'what is blushing' when he comes to this mountain carving, and he has a 'yellow face'!" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"Full screw." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

Gao Feng touched his chin and thought: "*** The actor said in his heart - oops, this is not right, how can it be said the opposite?" What to do? If you ask me in the opposite direction, you have to answer it in the opposite direction, or you won't be able to stand it. ”

"That's right."

Gao Feng imitated: "*** actor - cold-proof wax!" The mountain carving actor didn't know that he was wrong, and asked - why is it yellow? ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's a mess." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng imitated and held back for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "*** actor - I applied another layer of wax!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Good fellow, two-layer wax." Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head.

Gao Feng spread his hands and said, "You said that this audience can be unhappy!" ”

"Yes."

Gu Gao Feng added: "Not only the audience is happy, but there is also a staff member in the theater who is also happy. ”

"What are the staff doing?" Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.

Gao Feng explained: "There is a hut in the theater, he is an electrician, in charge of electricity. ”

"Oh."

Gao Feng introduced to the audience in detail: "There will be a scene, talk about *** and the mountain carving to test the marksmanship, there are three lights hanging on the stage, the mountain carving picks up the gun 'snap', there is an acoustic effect, this electrician is responsible for pulling a gate light, imitating the lamp to break." ”

"Oh."

"These three lamps are in charge of three knives, and the lights go out as soon as they are pulled. The kung fu is good, one shot extinguishes two lights, and the two knives are pulled down together. ”

"Yes."

Gao Feng emphasized: "This person is very important, it is convenient to sit in that room and watch the play, but he can't be happy anymore - hahaha, it's so good, he applies two layers of wax!" The electrician of Le was foaming with snot. ”

"The laugh is too low, is that so?" Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said incomprehensibly.

Gao Feng shook his hands and said helplessly: "This has been laughing and affecting his work for a while, and he can't go down." ”

"That's right." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

Gao Feng introduced to the audience: "The plot should be that a mountain eagle extinguishes one lamp, *** extinguishes two lights, and the eight King Kongs applaud - good marksmanship!" ”

"Yes."

"It's time to get to this plot in a while, the mountain carving raises his hand and 'snaps' a shot, the electrician will be happy, happy to see the mountain carving shoot, and I'm excited!" Gao Feng slapped his thigh and changed his face.

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun said curiously.

Gao Feng shook his hand and sighed: "The three gate knives have all been pulled down." ”

The audience was entertained.

"Good guy, it's all pulled." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips.

Gao Feng frowned and described: "At that time, the three lights were all black, and the mountain carvings were all startled - this thing doesn't practice guns, and the marksmanship is still improving!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"He doesn't understand the actual situation." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng shook his hands and said anxiously: "These three lights have been extinguished, *** is in a hurry - he beats me and me twice, proving that my marksmanship is good, what should I do if he beats me?" ”

"That's right."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed and applauded, looking forward to how to deal with it next.

Gao Feng paced and said worriedly: "This *** is really helpless, carrying a gun and walking back and forth on the stage." ”

"It's a patrol instead." Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head.

Gao Feng said in a broken voice: "Good boy, you should leave one for me!" ”

"Not a single one." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

"You've beaten it all, what do you call me to do with this thing! After thinking about it, it's not bad for me to do this, come on, shoot him and try it! ”

"Let's be stunned!" Qu Xiaoyun said.

Gao Feng raised his arm, pointed at the ceiling, and imitated a gun: "Grit your teeth and raise your hand to 'snap' a shot." ”

"And then?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng explained with a smile: "After this shot went out, this electrician was in a hurry, and pulled down the main gate with his hand!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience made up the picture in their heads, laughed forward and backwards, and applauded one after another.

"The main gate?" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Gao Feng nodded, pointed around and said, "This sluice, the corners on and off the stage are awkward, and even the toilet lights are dark." ”

"Good fellows." Qu Xiaoyun snickered.

Gao Feng suddenly became happy: "The Eight King Kongs will still be acting." ”

"What did you say?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "Good marksmanship, break all the fuses!" ”

"Okay!"

"Hahaha~~"

Amid warm applause, all the hosts and guests returned to the stage.

The host Luan Yi announced: "After listening to this cross talk, this issue of "Youth Craftsman" will come to a successful end, thank you to all the guests, thank you to all the audience, let's see you next time!" ”

"Goodbye!!"

……

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