The audience listened attentively.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Then generally speaking, this black and white impermanence has a separate hall in the temple, called the Impermanence Palace, and generally there is a hall in the east and west side halls for them, but it is rare to have such a temple with the two of them as the main body." ”

"Zhou Fatzi stood here and watched, as if he remembered in a trance that someone in the old man said that this temple is dedicated to black and white impermanence, so the last word on the plaque is either a temple or a temple, anyway, it can't be a nunnery."

"Hahaha~~"

The funny language amused the audience again.

"Zhou Fatzi looked around, drew a picture again, and thought about bringing two or three helpers when the time came, it is estimated that the work will be done in a month, and he will also calculate how much it is, and his heart said that it is about the same, I will go back and tell them to go, turn around and come out."

"According to the hour, it will be a little dark, Zhou Fatzi came out after lunch, and came out after lunch to add the distance, and after that, he rubbed for a while, so it will be evening."

"I turned around and prepared to ride a donkey home, and I came out of the temple to find my donkey, and the person was stupid, the tree was still there, the rope on the tree was still there, and the donkey was gone." Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, confused.

"Fat Zhou is wondering, he raised his nose and smelled it, he felt a little fishy, I don't know what's going on, I don't know if it's dazzling, I feel like a gust of wind is blowing in front of me, something is rolling in the wind, it looks like hair, I don't know what it is, and it passed in a blink of an eye."

"Fat Zhou is scared, because what, it's getting darker and darker, no, I have to leave quickly, I can't go to the village or the store, where can I go? Especially if the donkey is suddenly gone, what if there is a donkey meat seller who burns it? I can't stand that. ”

"Hahaha~~"

Whenever the atmosphere is tense, humorous words can always make everyone laugh.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "I'll go first, go on the road first, and then talk when I see pedestrians, oh oh and run out, fat, he ran two steps and breathed, and he almost walked to the edge of the pine forest, and he was down-to-earth, and an old man came on the opposite side, and the old man came over like a walk. ”

Qu Xiaoyun played two corners, imitating:

"The old man is happy-hey, he's so fat, why are you so idle, and you have come here to play."

"Fat Zhou-uncle, I'm not here to play, I took a job, I passed by here, uncle, have you seen a donkey?"

"I've seen it."

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand:

"No, no, uncle, I have a problem with this, you are looking at the donkey on the street, my donkey is different from those."

The old man nodded—have you seen the kind that is simmering in a pot?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed.

"You're talking about donkey meat."

"I've seen it burned."

"Hahaha~~"

"Fat Zhou-I came on a donkey, now the donkey is gone, the rope is still there, do you see the donkey I lost."

"The old man pointed to the sky—young man, you see it's getting dark, it's getting darker."

"yes, I know."

"So I can't scare you, we're going to make a mess of goblins here."

"Fat Zhou-help!"

"The old man is happy - don't shout, such a big fat man, you are timid, the fat man should be bold."

"Uncle, don't tease me, I can't stand it, why are there still goblins here?"

"I've also heard that we are goblins who have eaten a lot of livestock, donkeys, horses, and mules, and it is possible that your donkey just now let it eat."

"Oh, what kind of goblin are we?"

"I don't tell you, you're afraid of cowardice."

"Fat Zhou-I'm not timid, I'm scared when I'm alone in the dark, and now I'm not afraid when I see people."

"Old man—aren't you worried about me?"

"Don't tease, don't tease, don't tease! As soon as you say that I have goosebumps, I will ask you what goblin ate my donkey? ”

"That could be the Fire Spirit."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Fat Zhou, uncle, what you said suddenly opened my mind, you want to say this, I understand, there are two kinds of fire spirits, one is round, the other is square, the square is the Hejian area, and the round is the Baoding area."

"Hahaha~~"

"Uncle is happy—yes, young man, you're an expert."

"Who has heard that the fire has been burned into essence for three hundred years, and the donkey is caught in the sky, there is nothing to do, uncle, don't make trouble."

"I'm joking with you, young man, I just see you cute, I've heard people say I haven't seen it, I hear them say, it's a beast, it's a biao."

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, and imitated as if he didn't understand:

"Oh, eagles, flying in the sky."

"No, no, you have a problem with this ear, there is too much fat in the ear! Biao, Tiger plus three skimming. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience made up the picture in their heads, laughed forward and backwards, and gave applause.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that some of the audience were at a loss, so he explained in detail:

"This Biao has been around since ancient times, anyway, there are several sayings, one is that this Biao is a tiger with wings, and literally Biao is a tiger with wings."

"There is also a saying, that is, three tigers come out of a biao, because it is said that the tigress gives birth to a baby tiger, generally one to two litters, and one more, then the third one is difficult to feed."

"So what to do, generally speaking, the tigress is towards the big one and the two, and the three of them are generally not taken care of and can not be fed, and even sometimes the tigress will take the third one out and throw it away, and she will die and live and live, and she can't take care of it."

"So Biao, this kind of little tiger, since he was a child, has been full of imbalance, if he can survive by luck, looking back, the first thing is to find the mother who gave birth to it, to bite the tigress to death, the second is that the two brothers in front of him also have to bite to death, revenge!"

"That's why this thing is fierce and abnormal, if it succeeds in cultivating, it will be brave and ferocious."

The explanation was very clear, and the audience applauded.

After Qu Xiaoyun explained, he continued:

Gu Xiao: "The old man explained to him, it is said that we have a biao, it has become a sperm, and the fat man is stupid after hearing it - so scared." The old man said that it doesn't matter what to be afraid of, and another one is actually you shouldn't come out, you look at your body, Biao loves it too much. ”

"Uncle, I muttered a lot about what you said, and I shouldn't stand here and listen to your nonsense, because after finishing speaking, it was completely dark, how can I get this, I can't go to the village in front of the village, I don't want to live in the hotel."

"It's difficult for you to live in the hotel, one is that the county seat of Xiongxian County has been closed, you are out of Dongguan and come thirty miles, right?"

"yes."

"If you believe me, you will go back and sleep in this temple of impermanence for one night, and you will sleep in the temple of impermanence for one night."

"What do you mean tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow you won't be afraid."

"What about tonight?"

"Look."

"The word 'look' is not human words, borrow two thousand yuan, look. Is it successful, is it not? ”

The audience was entertained.

Fat Zhou hesitated and was stunned for a moment - oops, uncle, it's strange, where did you come from in the dead of night? How are you walking around here? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The reflex arc is long enough.

"The old man is happy—hey, your words have caught me in my heart, okay, see you later. After the old man finished speaking, he twisted his face, and the fat man blinked, and the old man was gone! Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands after speaking, and his tone was aggravated.

"Huh~~"

"Where did the old man tell ghost stories, Hei Geng told me a story in the middle of the night, what should I do if he runs away after telling it? Oops, I'm going to die. Standing in this black pine forest is even more terrifying, the sky is dark and there are no stars and no moon, how scary it is when the wind blows and the leaves make a sound. ”

"Zhou Fatzi said in his heart, if I don't go back first, let's sit in the temple and see how it goes, if I lack virtue, I shouldn't do this ......"

Qu Xiaoyun interprets the strength of broken thoughts very similarly.

"Go back, go back to the temple, close the mountain gate, start to be in the courtyard, why, to enter the house is even more panicked. After a while, the wind got up, and Zhou Fatzi found a place to lean on, relying on him to be fat, if he was thin, it would be even colder. ”

"As soon as the wind passes, the sky is clear, the moon is out, it's better to have moonlight, people are like this, just a little light, but the more you sit, the colder it gets, and I haven't eaten, and I haven't brought any thick clothes, Zhou Fatzi said in his heart, or I will go to the hall to stay, it's a room, I don't want to sit in the courtyard, it's no different from the street."

"Go straight inside, come to this hall, this door is also there, but it's almost wrong, there is half of it okay, that half of the fan can't be pushed, and there is still a small crack left in the forced pull."

"Look here, there's a straw mat in the corner of the wall, maybe a begger has lived here before, this sin, tomorrow I have to ask them for more money."

"The moonlight came in outside, and Fat Zhou looked at these two images along the moonlight, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt like black and white. He has this skill in painting, and he is constantly perfecting this in his mind, and the more he thinks about it, the more he looks like it, the more he is afraid, and he wants to see it even if he doesn't look at it. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The psychology of the people is well described, and the audience can't help but be happy after listening to it.

Qu Xiaoyun hugged his shoulders and frowned:

"The heart said that I endured it, fell asleep, I ran as soon as it was dawn, and the rooster crowed and it was fine, sit down, the fat man fell asleep in a daze this week, you look at this thing, the heart is wide and the body is fat."

"I fell asleep in a daze, and the wind was blowing out again, and a gust of wind blew the moon out just now, and the clouds came again, and it felt like it was going to rain, and the moon was almost invisible, and he was basically asleep, but it was impossible to sleep as well as at home."

"According to the current hour, it is twelve o'clock at night, and the fat man is sleeping, and the mountain gate outside squeaks open, and a knife comes first from outside the door, and the hand comes in after the knife comes in, and then the door does not move."

Speaking of this tense place, the theater was silent, and the audience was very engaged.

Qu Xiaoyun continued while gesturing:

"The two of them came in, they were both in the same posture, and they walked very mechanically, and the two of them looked at each other and ran to the main hall."

"Let's talk about the door of the main hall, the so-called is to cover it, the fat man sleeps in the corner, these two people come in along the crack in the door, the two of them raise their knives, and walk forward step by step towards the fat man."

"When the knife fell, the two of them may not have discussed it, the clouds became thicker and thicker, and then there was a click of thunder, the rain was like a downpour, a thunder and a flash, the fat man woke up, opened his eyes, ah!"

"Everyone has to be afraid, there are two people standing in front of them, and they are still holding a knife, and they are flashing by this light, looking at the faces of the two people, the big long face, this face has to be one foot five, the miserable white face and the bright red mouth."

"The fat man's shout scared the two of them, you said that this thing might scare whom!"

The audience laughed after hearing this.

"The fat man stood up, help, he stood up and these two people came back to their senses, took this knife and cut it on their heads, the fat man ran, and the fat man said in his heart that I would not be willing to give you any piece of meat! Run, good fellow, the three of them ran away in the temple, and the fat man has never been so flexible since he was a child. ”

"The fat man ran and ran and said that I am a bastard, I can't always run in the house, as soon as I pulled this door, I rubbed it and people went out, and as soon as he came out, the two people also came out, and there was moss outside when it rained, and the fat man's shoes were slippery, and he fell there without walking a few steps!"

Speaking of this, the audience also sweated.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands: "The heart is finished, my life is resting, as soon as I turned around, the two people held the knife, and walked up the steps from the outside, and the rain poured on the two people's bodies, stabbing suddenly, a puff of white smoke, these two people were gone." Fat people are stupid, why is that? Why does it emit white smoke when it rains? ”

"I don't have time to think about it, don't stay in this place, I'll run, I'll run out first, where to run, Zhou Fatzi ran out like a life, he has never been so sharp, he lost a donkey first, and almost lost a body of meat, did he let the seller target me, this is scared to death."

"Hahaha~~"

"Let's go, I'm getting more and more down-to-earth when I walk on the road this way, it's much better not to be in that environment, and after walking for about ten minutes, I vaguely feel like there is a house, and this house is still lit."

"Okay, this may be selling tofu, because generally speaking, tofu sellers wake up early, go there, I'll find someone to ask for a bowl of hot soy milk to drink, come to eat two pieces of tofu, I'll warm up first."

"I went down this road to this house, and it took about ten minutes to arrive, and a small grass house was lit up, and I walked to see that it had a crack in the window, which was not closed."

"Fat Zhou thought that I would see who it was first, and when I saw that my heart was steady, there was an old man sitting in this room, who was the old man who told him ghost stories in the evening."

The audience was relieved to hear this.

Qu Xiaoyun opened his eyes and described in detail: "The old man is sitting there, lighting an oil lamp in front of him, the uncle is holding a pen in his hand, and the other hand is holding a paint dish, the fat man is very happy, this uncle is a peer with me, he can draw, what does he paint?" ”

"Look again, there is a paper tiger on the table, the old man is drawing eyebrows and eyes for the paper tiger with a pen, and he said while drawing, okay, I'll draw it for you, stand up and eat the fat man outside!"

The audience was very surprised, they didn't expect this reversal, and they were worried about what would happen to Fat Zhou......

"Smack!"

Qu Xiaoyun's hand suddenly fell down, and the waking wood sounded.

"Appeal !!"

"Why did you dig a hole again???"

The audience was addicted to listening to it, but they didn't expect the waking wood to fall and cry.

Qu Xiaoyun threw away the small shovel in his hand, bowed and left, and rejoiced in his heart: "There is Yan Ruyu in the pit, and there is a golden house in the pit, you just stay in the pit, hahaha~~"

……

Romance