After laughter.

Yu Qian glared and emphasized: ""Happiness Trio, remember!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words with a smile: "Yes, the show is called the Happiness Trio, and your old couple shows their affection in the show." ”

Before Yu Qian could say anything, Guo Degang suddenly slapped the table, gritted his teeth and said, "When it comes to my heart, you don't get angry with me." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and threw warm applause.

"You two will continue to follow." Yu Qian put his hands behind his back, looking disdainful.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at his master and said with a smile: "I don't think my master can love watching that show, and I will be so sour after watching it." ”

Guo Degang scratched his heart and said, "Oh, to be honest, you don't understand." ”

"You know that!" Yu humbly pushed him.

Qu Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes and recalled: "The old couple sprinkled dog food in the show, Uncle Yu hugged Aunt Yu, and several shots were gnawed there. ”

Guo De jumped like thunder and shouted: "I'm going to call the police!" Take into account my feelings! ”

"Hahaha~~"

"What's the matter with you!" Yu Qian glared.

"Take into account the feelings of our audience!" Guo Degang changed his words.

"Oops, now it's true that the TV is HD 4K, good guys, it's all gnawed!" Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips, looking embarrassed.

"Oh my God." Guo Degang was so uncomfortable that he covered his heart after hearing this.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and the atmosphere was joyful.

"You're watching it on TV, aren't you?" Yu Qian glared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Anyway, it's quite enjoyable to watch, uncle, I'm also very curious, as far as the feedback you gave me on the show, is it that you usually can't get kiss scenes when you are filming movies, and you have a good time in this show." ”

"Whatever!"

Yu humbly glanced at him, then turned his head to look at the audience, and said with a smile: "Please contact me for a drama with a kiss scene, I can take less money." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Good !!"

The audience was very cooperative.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "I am really honored to be on the same stage with the two of you today. ”

Guo Degang shook his head with a smile and said, "After I always say this, your uncle will not be on the same stage with you." ”

The audience sneered.

"Uncle, I was wrong, I won't say it." Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly and immediately bowed and apologized.

"It's still a good young man who knows that mistakes can be corrected!" Yu Qian forgave him very much.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Last year, the third brother came to pick up the horse coat, and they all said that it was the ceiling of the horse coat, is there still this ceiling? ”

"The upstairs demolition is exposed." Guo Degang said.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said confidently: "You have to listen to my horse coat." ”

"How?"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out two fingers and said proudly: "The second ceiling." ”

"Oh, the ceiling on the second floor." Guo Degang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

"It's rare to have this opportunity today, I have a little secret to reveal to everyone!" Qu Xiaoyun sells Guan Zidao.

"What?" Yu Qian said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and explained: "That's why Dalin doesn't like to perform for a year. ”

"You'll talk about it when you're ready." Yu Qian persuaded with a smile.

"You don't know this, can you say Master?" Qu Xiaoyun was a little stunned.

"If you can broadcast, you can speak." Guo Degang didn't care.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Then I'll say everyone, I don't care if I offend people, this has such a sentence, called the back waves of the Yangtze River to destroy the front waves." ”

"It's an old saying."

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his voice and whispered in Master's ear, "It's time to give way." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"I didn't even understand, what do you mean, young master?" Guo Degang heard it in a fog.

"You don't understand that!" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Guo Degang spread his hands and was even more confused: "How do I have to understand?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun slowly explained: "Let's put it this way, now the whole country knows that the art of Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu is one and the same. ”

"Don't dare to be." Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "We really haven't surpassed the two of you in this business." ”

Guo Degang was very useful after listening to it: "Be louder." ”

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words and said: "But ah, do you listen to what I said, it's good, it's just a little outdated." ”

"Are we outdated?" Guo Degang glanced at Yu Qian, and both of them were surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "For example, many people sleep listening to the cross talk of my master and uncle. ”

"I have a good sleep with them." Guo Degang said.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked the audience: "What woke you up from sleep?" ”

"It's called Xiaofan!!"

The audience answered very uniformly, and it is true that some viewers do not like to listen to and sing.

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh and said in a critical tone: "Look at the audience's feedback, it's called Xiaofan every year, have you thought about it for Xiaofan!" Xiao Fan is tired. ”

The audience sneered.

"Yes, yes, yes." Guo Degang didn't refute it.

"But no matter what, you still occupy a traditional art, and some people stand on the stage with a pop song today and a pop song tomorrow." After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he glanced at Yu Qian meaningfully.

"What about me, huh?" Yu Qian glared.

"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun replied very horizontally.

"I don't sing anymore." Yu Qian spread his hands and argued.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Since that's it, why don't you sing?" ”

Yu Qian was stunned, his mouth was open for a long time, and he finally shook his hand: "I don't know." ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Pretend to be confused!" Qu Xiaoyun looked incredulous.

Guo Degang said good things for his partner: "Teacher Yu is confused, you came up to give us this slap, I didn't understand, why are we outdated, Teacher Yu's pop songs are outdated, I can still make do with Peking Opera, the first Peking Opera and the first pop songs?" ”

Yu Qian interrupted: "No, I didn't understand what you said just now, do you know why I didn't sing?" ”

"Found me!" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest with a smug expression.

"Found you? What did you find? Yu Qian didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth and explained: "I can also sing, and I will also sing the rock you sing, I am a serious rock veteran!" ”

"Let's have a !!"

"Let's have a !!"

As soon as the words fell, the audience in the audience began to coax, and even Zhou Shuyi followed suit, and the appeal of this thing is really strong.

Guo Degang said with a disgusted face: "I haven't seen you shake it all these years, and I haven't seen you roll?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"You don't believe it, do you?"

Seeing that he was questioned, Qu Xiaoyun's eyebrows stood up.

Guo Degang shook his head: "You sing two sentences for us to taste, it just so happens that Teacher Yu can give you a comment here, Teacher Yu is a professional smoker." ”

Gu Jaw "Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"It's okay with that, you can sing it!" Yu Qian said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and enlarged his words: "Then I'll sing one, Teacher Yu, I sing this very well, don't you know if you can sing it, haven't you even heard of you?" ”

"I haven't heard rock songs?" Yu Qian was very angry after hearing this.

"Yes."

Guo Degang persuaded the apprentice: "Young master, let me tell you, let's not be too crazy, you still sing a song, you Uncle Yu can't, your Uncle Yu is the person in charge of the Beijing Pigeon Association!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"It's not next to each other." Yu Qian looked disgusted.

Guo Degang lowered his voice and said, "He can also ride a big horse!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian said impatiently: "You don't have to say this, sing it, let's listen to it." ”

"I'm here......"

Qu Xiaoyun finished his fan and fell into silence.

After five seconds......

"Good !!"

The audience was very applauded and applauded.

Yu Qian was angry and complained to the audience: "It's good for you to hear something, you don't sing a word." ”

As soon as the words fell, Qu Xiaoyun sang: "I want to go from south to north, and I have to go from white to black." ”

"Good !!"

The cappella was very good, a bit of rock 'n' roll, and the audience applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy, and Yu Qian, whose fingers were stunned in place, said proudly: "Did you see it, Teacher Yu was stupid at that time!" Hey, don't be stunned, will you? ”

Yu Qian put his hands behind his back and sneered: "Will it?" You remove the word '?', I sang "Fake Monk" badly, not for a day or two. ”

"It's been days!" Guo Degang said.

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian looked disgusted: "It's been a few years, it's been many years, you just say that what I said is right!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was very embarrassed, forced a smile, and made an excuse: "Everyone, you can see that we respect the old and love the young." ”

"Why do you respect the old and love the young?" Yu asked with a frown.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "If I finish singing Uncle Yu, I won't be so faceless!" ”

Guo Degang finished listening: "Why does your uncle care about this?" ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Go, why don't I lose face?" Yu Qian glared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and persuaded: "Teacher Yu, if I were you, I would say no." ”

Yu Qian's nose was crooked after hearing this: "Why can't you pretend?" You come up and slap me, I have to say no, why am I so cheap? ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed forward and back, and they all gave warm applause.

Qu Xiaoyun's face sank: "If you say so, I won't show you mercy, I'll have another one." ”

"Come on." Yu Qian looked disdainful.

"Cheng, you definitely won't this time!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he opened his mouth and sang: "There are you and me in the crowd, you and me, meet and know each other, and ponder each other. ”

"Good !!"

The audience applauded again.

Yu Qian listened to the music: "Hey, what song should I be, isn't this the Black Panther's "No Place for Self-Respect", I have sung it with their band!" ”

"Will it be again?"

"How fresh!"

Guo Degang couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded the apprentice: "You come to something difficult, it's difficult for your uncle." ”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and said confidently: "Cheng, if I sing this, you will be ashamed!" ”

"Here you go!" Yu Qian was not convinced.

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a while, and as soon as he opened his mouth, the tone rose several times: "If you die, you have to love, if you don't drip, you won't be happy!" What is this song called? ”

Yu Qian listened to the music: "You sang all the names, you still sing this sentence because this is the name of the song, let me guess!" ”

Guo Degang shook his hands: "Your uncle heard it again, is there anything that good?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and he was about to cry aggrievedly: "What else are you coming?" I'll do these three! ”

"Huh, that's it?" Yu Qian laughed and mocked.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at the proud Yu Qian, and complained to the master: "Master, you say this ......"

Guo Degang patted his apprentice on the shoulder and comforted: "I don't always help you speak, young master, our children are now all self-conscious and want to love." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved and complained: "Teacher Yu, why don't you have the talent of an adult!" You said that I finally talked to Master on stage about cross talk, but you just said no, won't it be over if you go down! ”

"Why?" Yu Qian's nose was crooked.

Guo Degang pointed to the ground with his hand and echoed: "Yes, you quickly kneel down for the child and knock one!" I'm good at doting on children. ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience choked with laughter.

Yu was so angry that he spat fragrantly: "You can't die, I'm full of food and give him one, why don't you give him one!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun wiped his tears and said, "It's useless to say anything, my mother called 10,000 people to watch my show, but it turned out like this, I have no face." ”

"The neighbors don't have a TV." Guo Degang pursed his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

"How am I still acting here, I'm leaving!"

Qu Xiaoyun flicked his sleeves and lifted his coat, and he was about to leave.

"Look at the wronged children, I criticize your uncle, come back quickly!"

Guo Degang took two steps and pulled the apprentice back, and said with relief: "Why are you leaving, this is not going to happen." ”

"More than that, I'm so angry!" Qu Xiaoyun cried.

"Whoever made you wronged, I said him." Guo Degang patted his back and comforted.

"You!"

"Me? What's wrong with me? Guo Degang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun wiped his tears and explained the reason to the audience: "Now that Deyun Club is recording a drama called "Deyun Washe", the brothers and sisters have all filmed, but my master didn't let me go, let me go to the theater to sweep the floor, and the two of them nested in a day. ”

"Why don't you get involved?" Yu Qian said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly and explained: "Because my master thinks I have no traffic, I am not handsome and I have no ability, the performance style of the stage is that everyone doesn't know what I say, a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, although it doesn't amuse you, but it gives you joy." ”

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Just have fun." This time, the role was changed, and Yu Yu sang red-faced.

"My singing and singing are average, and I don't want to be awkward, dragging Deyun Club back."

"What are you going to do?" Guo Degang was a little impatient when he listened.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the exit with his hand and confessed: "I went out to leave Deyun Club, after so many years, no one in our Deyun Club wants to quit, and the news in this regard is a little light." ”

"So this will break out, Guo Degang's apprentice quit Deyun Club when he played "Picking Up the Horse Jacket", what a good thing, Deyun Club can be popular again."

"He's gone, and he hasn't forgotten about Deyun Society." Yu Qian gave a thumbs up after listening.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and threw warm applause.

……

Romance