Guo Degang smiled and beckoned: "Xiao Meng, come and sing a few words to everyone!" ”

"Good !!"

The audience warmly welcomed.

"Okay."

Meng Hetang walked to the middle of the two elders with a smile, adjusted the microphone, and sang: "Men are afraid of loneliness, so they look for happy ...... everywhere."

Guo Degang frowned and stopped: "You wait a minute, let me ask you, today's New Year's Eve performance is so cool that it can be recorded, you won't bother us, right?" ”

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Meng Hetang smiled and waved his hand: "How can it, no, no." ”

"Are you still afraid of this?" Yu Qian joked with a smile.

Guo Degang smiled slightly and shot back: "Teacher Yu, you are not kind, I am old, I have to think about your son." ”

"Go!" Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand.

"Hahaha~~"

The old couple bickered with a burden, and the audience leaned back and fell back with laughter.

After laughter.

Meng Hetang continued to sing: "Men are afraid of loneliness, looking for happiness everywhere, there are many temptations in reality, don't make mistakes, today's little girls are all good, men don't lose their souls when they see them." ”

"Little sister, listen to me, my brother already has a wife, don't think that every man is lustful, there is really one in our Deyun Club, the little black fat man who is the head of Deyun's class, his surname is Guo!"

"Hahaha~~"

The lyrics were funny, and the audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang scratched his head and said vaguely: "Why is this song so familiar?" It seems that Zhang Helun has sung. ”

"It's just sung!" Yu Qian said with a smile.

Guo Degang applauded and said goodbye: "Okay, Meng Xianghui sang well, go down!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

It's good when I came, and when I went back, there was no word, and the audience looked at Xiao Meng's expression of wanting to cry without tears, and they were about to laugh out of tears.

"Zhou Jiuliang, come here!"

"Hey, Master!"

Zhou Jiuliang came over with a bang, which immediately caused female fans to scream.

Guo Degang pursed his lips and asked with disgust: "A lot of girls like you, what are you singing?" ”

"I'll sing you a ballad of blood."

After Zhou Jiuliang finished speaking, he pushed his glasses, and sang earnestly while clapping his hands to the beat:

"Macabaka Akawaka Mika Maca um,"

"Makabaka, Abayaka, Akayika, Aka, Oh."

"Hahaha~~"

"Jiuliang is too cute!!"

The audience laughed from ear to ear and gave warm applause.

"Good night, my little darlings!"

Zhou Jiuliang gave fans a flying kiss, and then jumped back to the queue.

Guo Degang: "Confused +9999!" ”

Yu Qian: "Confused +9999!" ”

Guo Degang scratched his head, and asked his old partner with a confused expression, "What kind of spell is he reciting?" ”

Yu Qian shook his head: "We're out a little." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Compared with the song, the old couple was in a state of confusion, and the audience laughed.

Guo Degang beckoned: "Come, baked cakes!" ”

The baked cake patted Cao Heyang's arm, made a look, and the two came over to perform together.

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three, let's go!"

Baked cake and Cao Heyang looked excited, and sang in rhythm:

"Dream C, crying dream card, Kulu Meng C dream bitter C card!"

"Crying fierce C, crying fierce card, bitter pull fierce C bitter hard C fierce C yes!"

This "Mengcheng Black Fear" is called a hi, which directly shocked Guo Degang and Yu Qian and walked several meters away, looking at the two apprentices as if they were mentally ill.

Gu Qi, the audience laughed and covered their stomachs.

After the two apprentices finished singing and left, the old couple dared to go back.

Yu Qian clutched his heart and said unacceptably: "How can this singing be like scolding the street......"

"Hahaha~~"

The spirit guys may think that this kind of song with a strong sense of rhythm and lyrics is very fashionable, but it is very difficult for older people to accept, and the burden of the generation gap is suddenly revealed, and the audience laughs crazy.

Guo Degang's face was full of disgust, and he explained to the audience: "I don't know them, I didn't teach them, they all created themselves!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The New Year's Eve performance is not over yet, and the relationship with the apprentice is cleared first, and the audience laughs from ear to ear, and applause continues.

"Come, Gao Feng Gao Boss!"

After Guo Degang called Gao Feng over, he joked: "Gao Feng Gao Boss is amazing, he is a senior apprentice of Mr. Ai Iijima!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Appeal !!"

The male audience booed meaningfully.

Gao Feng smiled and pushed: "Go, my master is Fan Zhenyu!" ”

Guo Degang smiled and changed his words: "Yes, Fan Zhenyu, there is a slip of the tongue, Boss Gao will have one!" ”

Gao Feng didn't hesitate, raised his hand and made a fan, and sang: "When I saw the princess stealing the arrow, I couldn't help but be happy in the palace, standing at the palace gate and calling Xiaofan~~"

"Hahaha~~"

The first two sentences were sung very well, which stretched the audience's sense of expectation, who knew that the word "fan" was directly broken in the end, like a donkey barking, which made the audience cry.

"Thank you!"

Gao Feng flicked his sleeves and left in style.

Guo Degang looked disgusted and joked: "It's worthy of being the total urine seat, you can't sing like this without some skills!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Next is my beloved apprentice, Luan Yi!"

When Guo Degang introduced, he had a smile on his face.

Luan Yi walked to the microphone unhurriedly, and in the expectation of fans, he opened his mouth: "Slightly, slightly~~" grimaced and turned away.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience didn't expect Team Luan, who usually had a serious face, to be so naughty, the contrast was too great, and it made people want to laugh.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up and explained to the audience: "This is not easy to come, not everyone can come here when they stand there." ”

Yu was humble: "Good guy, still hold that?" ”

The love disciple really lives up to its name, and it's not good even if it's good, and the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Guo Degang shook his head and added, "It's so shameless to be able to come here!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

God mends the sword! The audience burst into tears and laughter.

"Sun Yue!"

Guo Degang greeted.

"Hey!"

Sun Yue shook the fat that was restrained by the coat, and walked to the table with strong steps step by step.

Guo Degang introduced with a smile: "This is the fat man who just said that he lost a carat of weight, my junior brother." ”

"yes, the one who lost the ring!" Yu Qian smiled evilly again and mended the knife.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience looked at Sun Yue as a resentful woman, as if they were saying that it was endless, and they couldn't laugh anymore, and the atmosphere of the theater was very joyful.

"What is Fat Sun singing?" Guo Degang asked with a smile.

Sun Yue glanced at Guo Degang with resentful eyes, twisted her face and sang: "She drove the neighbor's Toyota to chase the sunset, thank you." ”

After just one lyric, "Wow...... "Wow...... "Turned around and walked back with a sturdy step."

"Hahaha~~"

"It's so cute!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Guo Degang snickered and spread his hands, put on a very helpless look, and shouted: "Come, the big-faced little Yueyue is here!" ”

……

Romance