Zhou Shuyi violently straightened her clothes, as if nothing had happened just now, the snacks were one bite after another, and the TV show was watched with relish.

Qu Xiaoyun, who had been treated inhumanely, got up from the sofa with tears in his eyes, and sobbed: "I have to add money!! ”

"How much?"

Zhou Shuyi didn't look up and asked lightly.

"Ten thousand!"

Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth as he sorted out his clothes.

Zhou Shuyi showed a wicked smile on her face after hearing this, took out her mobile phone from her bag, shook it, raised her eyebrows and said, "I'll transfer 70,000 yuan to you, and come back seven times!" ”

"When I didn't say it!"

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the buzzing of his brain, he just ran away, let alone come seven more times, and it is estimated that he will not be able to get up if he comes again, this kind of perverted practice is simply a punishment.

Qu Xiaoyun returned to the kitchen and threw the durian skin into the garbage bag first, tied it and put another layer on it, so as to make the lethality as small as possible, otherwise the combined effect with snail powder is comparable to a biological weapon, and the old rhinitis can be cured for many years.

Qu Xiaoyun cleaned up and looked at the time, the powder should be almost cooked, took out one with chopsticks and tasted the softness and hardness, changed the water again, put the powder down, and began to tear the seasoning package.

"Ahem!"

As soon as the package was opened, Qu Xiaoyun choked and coughed, took a breath and finished spreading the seasoning package, and quickly moved back to the living room.

"Is the snail flour ready?" Zhou Shuyi asked while watching the short video.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, picked up a packet of potato chips and ate it: "Not yet, just put the seasoning packet in it, and wait for the water to boil again." ”

"Great!"

Zhou Shuyi applauded happily and handed over the plate of durian meat.

"You're not eating?" Qu Xiaoyun took the plate and asked.

"It's not."

Zhou Shuyi shook his head with a smile: "You help me cook durian meat and snail noodles together!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes widened like copper bells after hearing this, and he was shocked: "What? What kind of perverted way to eat durian boiled snail noodles? ”

"Look at this!"

Zhou Shuyi handed the short video she had just brushed to Qu Xiaoyun to watch, and explained: "I just watched Zhang Meng and Cheng Xiao eat like this in "Oops Good Figure", and they also added a piece of stinky tofu to it, saying that the smell is similar and negative! ”

"I don't like to eat stinky tofu, you can just cook durian meat and snail noodles for me, I see them eating so delicious, I want to try it!"

Qu Xiaoyun already had a sense of the picture after listening to it, wondering if if the neighbors would think that this house was cooking Ollie, and the taste of beautiful girls was so special......

"Don't! It stinks when I think about it! Qu Xiaoyun decisively refused.

"Hurry up, please!" Zhou Shuyi pouted and said coquettishly.

"Not negotiable!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said firmly.

Zhou Shuyi's face changed instantly after hearing this, and she didn't smile and said: "Okay, then let's talk about you hugging female fans on stage, you laugh very happily, I wish there were a few more beautiful fans, right?" ”

"Oh, woman!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't expect her to turn over old accounts, and there was no reason to talk about women, so she could only be silent and aggrieved with tears: "I ...... I'll cook you ......."

"Humph!"

Zhou Shuyi glanced at him and urged: "Hurry up!" ”

"Wait a minute......

Gu Sui Qu Xiaoyun went back to the kitchen in frustration, rubbed two paper balls and plugged his nose, and began to operate this dark dish, the durian became more and more flavorful after heating, and after colliding with snail flour, it rubbed out foul-smelling sparks, and the taste was suffocating.

Remove from heat and remove from heat.

"It's ready, let's eat!"

After Qu Xiaoyun brought this dark dish to the dining table, he began to brush the pot non-stop, the dish soap was frantically output, the foam splashed everywhere, and the hands that brushed the pot waved out an afterimage.

"It's coming!"

Zhou Shuyi patted the snack crumbs on her hands, hummed a song and came to the dining table, looked at the snail noodles in the bowl and was very satisfied, turned her face to look at Qu Xiaoyun who was brushing the pot, and couldn't help laughing: "It's just a little taste, why don't you stuff your nose with paper balls!" ”

There was a sound of running water on the faucet, Qu Xiaoyun didn't hear what she said, and when she looked back, she looked at her standing silly, laughing at herself for her hard work, very angry: "What are you laughing at?" You can't be delirious, right? ”

Zhou Shuyi shook his head with a smile: "No, I remembered something." ”

"What?"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and asked.

Zhou Shuyi pointed to the snail noodles on the table, and said with a smile: "When I was at home, I cooked the snail noodles and put them on the coffee table to cool...... Hahaha!! ”

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips, and looked at Zhou Shuyi, whose smile was gradually presumptuous, with eyes like a retarded person, and he was powerless to complain.

"Isn't it funny?"

Zhou Shuyi laughed like crazy, seeing that he didn't laugh, he continued to speak: "What's interesting next, after I finished eating, it meowed at me, led me to the litter box, and pooped in front of me, and then it didn't bury it with cat litter, but beckoned me with its little paws, hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun had already made up the picture in his brain, and sighed lightly: "Little Laifu Maosheng has been subverted by you, you are still laughing!" ”

"You're boring, aren't you funny!"

Zhou Shuyi snorted, sat down and began to snort.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a serious face: "We say that cross talk is professionally trained, unless it is particularly funny, otherwise it will not laugh!" ”

"Little Red Guy, the brain is watt!" Zhou Shuyi bared his teeth.

"Hahaha~~"

I have always spoken Mandarin, and suddenly such a sentence came, Qu Xiaoyun felt that it sounded very fresh: "What you said is quite good, say it again." ”

The slap in the face came so soon.

Zhou Shuyi's face was full of disgust, she ignored it, picked up her chopsticks and began to inhale the storm.

"Wow! This way of eating is really amazing, durian meat absorbs the soup of snail noodles, and it is another taste! Zhou Shuyi was full of praise.

"It's delicious, and I haven't been smoked in vain!"

"Speaking of Little Lai Fu just now, how has the cat café been doing lately?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with concern.

Zhou Shuyi smiled, chewed and ate vaguely: "Very good, I took care of two more people, otherwise they would not be busy, and the business hours were postponed by another hour." ”

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's amazing, it's good for the pet market that short videos are hot now, you can usually record videos of cat cafes, being a pet blogger to accumulate some fans is also good for business, and then open a store after you get it." ”

Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded: "I think so too, I'll do my best!" ”

"How do you think this job compares to live streaming?"

"Compared to the live broadcast, I actually like this job more, although I am a little tired, but I live a very fulfilling life, and it is easier to be my own boss, and I have to complete the amount of tasks every month in the live broadcast, and I am tired."

"It's good, sometimes losing is another kind of gain, I'm optimistic about you."

"Uh-huh!"

……

Romance