The journey to the horror house ended with Qu Xiaoyun with a wound.

Zhou Shuyi was busy with cat cafes, so she booked a ticket back to the magic capital that night.

Qu Xiaoyun sent her to the airport, and on the way back, she received a message from her, and when she clicked on it, it was a photo, it turned out that she was secretly photographed by her when she was sleeping, and it was taken after she painted her nails.

Zhou Shuyi - very enchanting! (Bad laugh jpg)

"It's too bad, I'll leave a picture after doing bad things!"

Qu Xiaoyun replied indignantly - you forced me! (Rage jpg)

Zhou Shuyi - what can you do if you force you? Hit me! (Naughty jpg)

"It's too bad, but fortunately I kept a hand."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly, clicked on the photo album on her mobile phone, and sent the video of her sleeping and snoring with her face before, with the text - Xiaoxian's daughter's snoring is really dripping, comparable to a symphony!

Then I adjusted the settings: "The message has been sent, but it was rejected by the other party." ”

Sure enough, within thirty seconds, the mobile phone began to be bombarded by Zhou Shuyi, and phone messages flew all over the sky.

"Tut-tut!"

Qu Xiaoyun made up for her angry appearance, and her heart blossomed, and then silently turned her phone to silent, hiding her merit and fame.

……

After the New Year's Day holiday.

Qu Xiaoyun received a call from his master, saying that he had work arrangements and asked him to come home.

The next afternoon.

Rosarium.

Den.

Qu Xiaoyun also came with his partner Yan Heshen.

"Master!"

"Master!"

The two knocked on the door and came in, Guo Degang was using the computer to sort out the information, tapping the keyboard with two fingers.

"Hey!"

Guo Degang turned his head to look at the two apprentices, frowned and said, "Big head, don't call me master." ”

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan He glanced at each other in detail, and both of them were stunned.

"What are you doing?"

Yan He chuckled in his heart and asked with a confused expression, "Master, have I done something wrong?" I was fine on the phone yesterday, why did you suddenly stop recognizing me? ”

Guo Degang saw that the apprentice was really scared, he snorted and laughed, pointed at Yan Heshen, and said with a look of disgust: "Look at what you are wearing, you are so old-fashioned, and the wrinkles are one by one in the blink of an eye, and I feel panicked when you call me master." ”

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun on the side looked at Yan He, who was dressed like Michelin, and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

"Whew!"

Yan Heshen slapped his thigh and was very speechless: "Master, you scared me, this is not a performance, I dress more casually." ”

Guo Degang smiled and said with emotion: "Time flies so fast in a flash, Li Yunjie just left, he is older than you, but in the past two years, he has permed his hair and is better, a few years ago, good guy, big cotton jacket and two cotton pants, cotton shoes in camel saddle, wearing a cap, mask, big glasses, and a scarf, like an old artist!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

At the mention of him, Yan He believed himself in detail: "Not only is he wearing, but he also looks older than me!" ”

"Not really!"

Gu Yu Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "After he moved for a while, a few old men in the neighborhood got up early every morning and went to move their legs together, and he followed and played with the old men. ”

"At five or six o'clock in the morning, no one can recognize anyone in these big padded jackets and hats, and the young men in that group are sixty-seven or eighteen, and there is him in that large group of people, and they can't see the disobedience at all, and everyone chats well."

"Once he had a cold, he didn't go early in the morning for four or five days, and those old men came to the house to look for him, and they slammed the door at the door - Lao Li, are you okay?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good fellow, you can play with the old man." Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Heshen couldn't laugh anymore.

"This is all true, that year he and his younger brother Li Hedong, the two brothers took the bus, as soon as the brothers got on the bus, they stood up a passenger, who was almost forty years old, and they gave Li Yunjie a seat - uncle, you sit here!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, that's great!!"

"Master, you haven't changed all these years, and you're still so young!" Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and patted his ass.

Guo Degang nodded and said proudly: "That's it, I'm seventeen like this, when we recorded the first season of the group show, I met a few old friends in the music industry, one of them chatted with me, you and Qian'er are enough to sweat when they talk about cross talk together, right?" ”

"I said how do you sweat?"

"He must not be more than twenty years older than you!"

"I thought to myself, if you have to smack him here, you're only four years older than me!"

"Hahaha~~"

Laughing and laughing, Qu Xiaoyun sighed with emotion after listening to it: "But Uncle Qian has really looked old in the past two years, and the flesh on his face has fallen a lot, which may also be related to old smoking and drinking." ”

Yan Heshen habitually said: "What about the perm? ”

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile: "You can't perm your head, you can't burn your head, you look young." ”

"Hahaha~~"

After chatting for a while, Guo Degang got down to business: "Do you know what you're looking for?" ”

"Didn't you say on the phone yesterday that you had something to talk about at work?" Qu Xiaoyun Road.

Guo Degang nodded: "Some time ago, a comedy program called "Gold Medal Comedy" asked me to be a judge, and I didn't want to go. ”

"But they give too much!" Yan He said with a smile.

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "There are really a lot of gifts, and the location is also recorded in the capital, and our third season will have to be recorded in a few days, and I just happened to be free during this time, so I agreed." ”

"The program team wants me to take two apprentices to participate, I think it's all fun anyway, and it's good to have a longer audience's eyes, I plan to let the two of you go, do you know why you two were chosen?"

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the music and replied with a smile: "On Chinese New Year's Eve, you and Uncle Qian played together, you are planning to praise me!" ”

"Iron still needs to be hard, work hard!"

Guo Degang turned his head and asked again: "What about you, Yan Heshen?" Why did you come here? ”

"You plan to hold him, if you don't have one, you can bring me by the way." Yan He said in detail.

"It's one thing, right?"

Guo Degang explained: "Guo Qilin always talked to me, I went to acting, my old partner Yan Hexian is unemployed, you have to praise him, I said I won't let him be on the "Tucao Conference", Guo Qilin said it's not enough, let me have the resources to think about you more." ”

"I said okay, let's get the big head on this show this time!"

"Good guy, Da Linzi has been thinking about me, I'm really a little moved." After listening to Master's explanation, Yan He's heart was hot, and his eyes were a little red.

Qu Xiaoyun reacted after hearing this, and couldn't cry or laugh: "Co-authoring me is the giveaway, right?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Come on, don't come in vain, if you two have any business problems, you can ask me, although you don't care about the ranking when you go to play, but you have to present good works to the audience!"

……

Romance