I hate the night of this dynasty! Even if it's a big family, at night, it's - no way! I can't help but curse this evil old society in my heart!

Personal hygiene is an important condition for a harmonious relationship, so I decided to clean my new body properly.

I have met with several important servants of the family today, and I have carefully written down their names, including my life secretary, the little girl who served me with tea and water yesterday and served me to wash my face and feet, her name is the second daughter.

Most girls in this era were born without a name, only a title, and only took their husband's surname after marriage.

I think they're really free, and I'm a little envious. If I borrow money and don't pay it back, the creditor can grab me, shout my name, and make me embarrassed. If I am a little more free and easy and run away directly, then my ancestors will be unlucky for several generations, and they will be cursed by the creditor from the positive 18th generation to the negative 18th generation, so that even the people in the underworld will have no face. So if I borrow something from someone else, I have to pay it back.

But if the second daughter borrows money and escapes, the creditor will drink dichlorvos. Because he didn't know who he lent the money to, he didn't even have a chance to curse her ancestors, and if he suffered a loss, if he couldn't vent, he would die.

I gave my second daughter the first instruction I gave when I came into this world - to take a bath, and then I followed her to prepare. I didn't want to see a 14-year-old girl give me a whole basin of bathwater, a large basin in which I could lie upright. (The bedroom and bath house are separated, my house has a dedicated bathroom)

The second daughter is very uncomfortable, and Ying is also a little uncomfortable, I am leisurely.

The process of fetching water was very intense, and the second daughter desperately wanted to obtain the right to make barrels, but ........ I taught her a lesson, no matter what the era, the strong are always in the driver's seat, although I was tired and out of breath.

Ying watched all this without saying a word, without interference. Maybe it's because there is no fourth person in the inner house.

Seeing that there was almost enough water in the large basin, I gave a second order for Ying to wash first, because I knew that she needed a cleaning more urgently than I did. I stood outside the door and waited for her.

After a while, Ying came out, fragrant. The second daughter came out of the room with a bucket, obviously changing the water.

"Second daughter, pour the water back into the basin, it's clean, I can use it." I think it's natural for two people to soak in a basin of water, and there is no need to waste resources with one person and one basin.

The second daughter looked at Ying a little contradictory, and couldn't hold back her thoughts.

Ying nodded, and motioned to the second daughter to wait for me to take a bath, and the water didn't need to be changed.

"I come by myself, I don't have to serve, I'm used to washing alone. What are you supposed to do, what are you going to do? ”

"You go and burn the fire hotter, don't worry about it here." Ying found out about my embarrassment and sent the second daughter away.

"Xianggong, the concubine serves you to bathe" Ying generously pushed me into the bathroom.

For my wife, there is nothing to taboo, and I also took off my essence freely and entered the water.

The water temperature is really high, it seems that the second girl is very buyable, and I will cook it for a while and cook the shrimp in a color, happy!

Ying loosened my headband and started rubbing my hair. My hair was long enough to fall apart and resemble an octopus, and I could strangle or hang myself with my hair whenever I wanted.

There were also toiletries in the Tang Dynasty, and Ying took a gray and black object and applied it to my hair, then rubbed it, then applied it, and then ....... that there was no foam, but it had the effect of removing oil.

The whole bathing process is that I wash my whole body by myself, and Ying helps me wash my hair. I washed her whole body, and her hair was only halfway washed. So I helped her wash her other half. The difference is that I was scared when I washed my hair, but Ying washed it with relish.

is nominally a mandarin duck yu, there is no fragrance at all, both of them are teaching with hair, and the whole process is boring.

The two of them went back to bed (the real night of the Tang Dynasty) and played a guessing game, this time it was a real guess, and the losing side had to tell a story. The game is childish, but it's better than nothing.

"On the other side of the sea, there is a piece of land about the size of Datang. There are many countries on that land. There was a country ruled by an evil king, who had a beautiful daughter, and because of political necessity, the king wanted to marry the princess to another king, but the princess fell in love with a handsome young man, so she ........................... Finally the handsome young man rescued the princess and came to a beautiful place, and the two lived happily ever after."

"It's the best story I've ever heard," Ying snuggled up in my arms, "but that princess is a slut!" ”

"Why?" I was surprised by such an assessment.

"How can the marriage contract made by the parents be child's play? And the other party is the king of a country, and her identity does not humiliate her. Even if she didn't agree, wouldn't she kill herself? Hooking up with a white Ding can really do it! This kind of woman should have stripped her clothes and soaked in the pig cage! If you don't know shame, what else do you wear! Dipping in the pig cage is really cheap for her. ”

I petrochemical ...............

Listening to the delicate and fragrant Ying say such vicious words, the thin shirt behind my back was soaked. I couldn't associate a romantic love story with the torture of dipping in a pig pen, but my wife did. It seems that I still can't keep up with the way of thinking of women in the Tang Dynasty, and I think I'm still not trying hard enough.

"Xianggong, what are you talking about, do you think what I said is right?"

"You're right," I nodded firmly, "That princess should definitely be soaked ~~ soaked in that ......."

"Dip the pig cage!" Ying reveals her true colors again.

"Xianggong, do you guess the chess pieces in my hand are single or double? If you guess correctly, I'll tell you a story about dipping in a pig cage," Ying looked at me expectantly.

Spelled, "double"

Looking at the three black chess pieces in Ying Nayu's hand, I breathed a sigh of relief, and finally I didn't have to listen to her story.

So I began to talk about the Romance of the Gods to Qin Shi Huang's sweep of Liuhe, I said a little vomiting blood, and she listened to it with relish.

Can't give up! So I talked about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms from the Chu and Han Dynasty to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Oh my God, looking at her little eyes with a strong intellectual curiosity, I continued!

It wasn't until it came to the modern history of the Tang Dynasty that **** finally let out a thin snoring sound, it seems that all girls don't like modern history, and they already know that they will talk about the romance of the Sui and Tang dynasties directly.

Looking carefully at Ying in his arms, the small eyes that were squinted, the long curly eyelashes trembled slightly, the small and delicate nose was scattered with a few freckles, the ruddy little mouth opened a small gap, and the snow-white front teeth were faintly visible.

What a real feeling, holding her, I felt like I had it all.

I can't make the connection between her and the allusion to the pig cage, and although I don't agree with her, it's my responsibility, so I support her decision.

It was I who broke into her life, and although I had nearly 1,500 years of knowledge more than her, I had no right to change her mind. She's my wife, she's good to me, that's enough.

Looking at Ying who was asleep, watching her lie in my arms, watching her give everything to me without reservation, and I was still questioning whether the damn princess should have been immersed in the pig cage.

Should! It's too deserving, don't talk about that princess in the future, even if Ying dips all the women in the world in the pig cage, I will resolutely support and faithfully implement it myself!

I do.