The game of several men and a woman began. Although the explanation is a little rude, it does fit the scene at the time.

The autumn sun is fierce and warm, the microwaves raised by the autumn wind are flooded with layers of golden scales under the blending with the sun, and the endless lotus leaves in the distance cover the surface of the lake, like the thin green sand on the mature carcass of a young woman, which does not want to cover up, but deliberately sets off. The reflection of the pavilion swayed slightly, like a few pieces of exquisite jewelry, making Qu Jiangming ** person in the afternoon.

My mood is also like the lake, because it's my turn, guess.

It's okay to guess, but I'm not sure at all, because I've just been poured several jugs of wine, and my nerves are excited by alcohol. Do you want to die?

In fact, I am also a first-class master of guessing coins at the wine table, so I still have a smile on my face.

Looking at it head-on, among the few friends who betrayed each other, there was a beautiful woman standing in full swing, Princess Lanling.

The princess smiled at me, gentle and charming, like a newly-married young woman facing her husband who has returned home in the twilight.

She waited quietly, her eyes showing a hint of pity, but it didn't matter.

Every person in the painting boat, who is not willingly at her mercy.

So she smiled even sweeter.

She said: Have you ever heard of a way to guess a chess piece in your hand?

I said: I think I've heard of it.

She said: Do you have any hands?

I said, "It seems to be."

She said, "That's enough."

I said, "That's enough?"

She said: I happen to have this kind of chess piece, and you happen to have a hand.

I looked up to the sky and laughed, and she smiled. This is indeed one of the best ways to guess the coin.

Suddenly, her laughter stopped.

I moved, she didn't move.

A hand, a hand, a hand clenched into a fist, appeared in front of her. She didn't move, not even blinking her eyelids.

She said: You are very strong. But it's a pity that they met me.

She sighed and smiled suddenly, no man could resist such a charming smile, unless he was blind, and of course I wasn't.

She said: Single!

I said, "Are you so sure?"

She said: I never do things that I am not sure of.

I turned my fist into a palm, and there were three chess pieces in my palm.

She said, "You lost."

I said, "I lost."

She said: Do you want to know the reason?

I said: There is no reason to lose.

She said: I'll give you five chess pieces, three in your hand, how many are left?

I said: Two

She pointed to the remaining pieces on the table: why are the remaining pieces on the table?

I said, "..............................................................

(I'll admit I'm bored, so if you don't like it, I'll swap it out.) I've been watching "September Eagle Flying" these days, and by the way, I will remember Gu Longda)

"Zihao lost, do you want this palace to be accommodating with you?" Princess Lanling's smile was still charming.

"Thank you princess for your kindness, since Wang Xiu has joined the game, he should abide by the rules of the game." I looked around, and malicious eyes abounded, including Cheng Chu.

I know what they think, after I am defeated, pull one more person to continue, this game can only have one survivor. Princess Lanling wants to see this kind of ending, and we are willing to abuse ourselves, which is always the sorrow of the male. Nature's regulations, how wonderful.

Standing at the bow of the boat, you can see the beautiful posture of the Qujiang River. The breeze lifts my garment, and the hunt rattls, and how can I fool myself?

The painting boat stayed in the lake, the breeze blew the painting boat and slowly turned around, and the solemn majestic posture of the Big Wild Goose Pagoda broke into view. I snapped my fingers: "Pay the bill!" ”

All:..................

I continued, "Everyone, I have it! ”

All:..................

"The treasure wheel is golden, and he sits alone in the Jade Pass.

Beiling wind and smoke open Wei Que, Nanxuan meteorological town Shangshan.

The carriages and horses of Baling are hanging in the Yangli, and the city of Beijing is shining in the light.

Temporarily put the dust heart amusement objects, and the bells and drums of the sixth street were returned. (plagiarized Xu Yu's inscription Wild Goose Pagoda)

Today's voice is very competitive, and there is no duck sound when the tone is changed, which is perfect.

The Chinese team beat the Netherlands by one goal in extra time in the World Cup final. That's how the crowd looks.

Incomprehensible, unbelievable, unsure, incredible.

"Don't let people live? It's been said that frustration can't make poetry, why should it be like this? Still don't let people live? Cui Chang said to himself in annoyance.

"Good poetry, good poetry." Under the leadership of Princess Lanling, everyone applauded.

"Brother Zihao, beautiful!" Cheng Chu made no secret of his admiration for me.

"Since then, I am afraid that no one will dare to show off under the wild goose pagoda in the future, and I am afraid that today's gathering will be dispersed. Brother Zihao is so literate, and the younger brother admires it! Cui Zhang, who recovered his mood, stretched to the ground, showing the open-mindedness of the children of Guanzhong.

At this time, the princess had written the poem herself, and was looking at me affectionately, waiting for me to sign it.

"I was wrong!" I turned around and gave the crowd a long look.

The crowd was puzzled.

"I shouldn't be immediate. I didn't write this poem, I just used it to fill it up. I said with a shameless face.

Yes! Everyone was shocked.

Princess Lanling looked at me with a pen: "Zihao doesn't need to blame himself, today we can hear this masterpiece, and we can also get Zihao's blessings." It's just that the author of this poem, can Zihao tell us and so on, and this palace is also good to sign the title under the poem. ”

"Yes, it is extremely extreme, and it is also a blessing for us to know the name of this author." The crowd was in harmony.

"This ...... I'm sorry to say this, but this poem was written by Uchiko a few days ago. "I'm blaming Yu Ying, anyway, it's already once, and I'm familiar with the road.

Yes..................... The crowd was in disbelief.

"Hehe, I can't imagine that such a talented woman from my Tang Dynasty can write such a magnificent poem, which should be a model for my generation!" Princess Lanling was overjoyed, "I don't know the name of Mrs. Zun, so I can ask this palace to sign it, so that it can be circulated." ”

"Wang Chen, the word Xueying." Now it's okay, I don't know how to explain it when I go back.

"Brother Zihao is so blessed, he can marry such a talented woman as his wife, and he envy others." Cui Chang complimented without envy.

Everyone spit out words of envy, but no one had envy, which made me lose face.

"Brother Zihao is really pitiful, with such a wife in the family, how can he hold his head high on weekdays?" Escort A whispers and escort B mutters.

"Yes, such a woman can only watch from a distance, and cannot play with it. If I marry this wife, I will surely refuse to die! Escort B looked sad and sympathetic.

"Hey~ You don't know, the etiquette of this Wang family is very different from ours, Zihao has to keep his husband at home, and everything is reported to his wife to be the master, today, ah................" Cheng Chu finally relieved himself, and used a broken gong voice to spread other people's gossip, don't you know that you want to use bass?

Princess Lanling listened carefully to the discussions of several gossip kings, and was obviously very interested in me.

I'm helpless, this group of people don't shy away from me who is close at hand, and they spread all kinds of rumors about me out of nowhere, which makes me very annoyed, do they regard me as the second brother Guan in the shrine?