"Ying, will I scare the children if I dress like this?" Looking at the shadow in the bronze mirror, I knew it wasn't me, definitely not me, I didn't know him.

"If you don't wear it, you will scare the child!" Ying pulled the hand covering my face down, pointed to the monster in the bronze mirror and said, "Look, how energetic, my husband has to be like this." ”

I was furious that my wife called a monster a husband in front of her husband! I won't lose to you, I swear to that monster.

"Knives! Where's my knife? The second daughter hurriedly offered the knife, "Bring it to the marquis, the tiger is not powerful, then ....... it is also a tiger!" "Fight. Death row prisoners have to parade through the streets before they are shot, don't they? What's more, I only parade the streets, and I don't shoot them, I'm afraid of hanging!

"Bring the jade pendant left by the master to the husband, and the silk of the goldfish bag will be beaten into a water chestnut." Ying is high-spirited and refers to the east and west.

The second daughter nodded.

"Slow! How many jade pendants are there at home? Bring this master with you! What gold beads, pearls, night pearls, jade bracelets, hostas, jade pillows, just say hello to me! Call the Houzhuang Gong and Drum Team, knock me all the way, which one doesn't buy strength, master, I broke his dog's leg! "I'm angry from my heart, and evil is born to the side of the guts, anyway, how can I swim in the streets if it's not lively?

The second daughter looked at me, a little hesitant.

"Naughty!" Ying reached out and slapped me on the back, a look of kindness.

Why did you come to this set again, Ying and one expression just got me done. My man also failed to do it, obviously he was unhappy, but he still ate this set. Slut! I'm a slut who is cheaper than Cheng Chu! I sat back on the edge of my bed and tried to do my part as a loser.

"A good man will not let the woman he loves hurt a little bit, nor will he ..........." I hummed a song and laughed at myself, but a good woman shouldn't ........ or put powder on her man's face, "What? I looked at the powder in Ying's hand in a panic.

"Put some powder on it and color your clothes." Ying still tried to continue her thoughts.

"Stop!" I covered my face and jumped up, "If you dare to get this thing in my face again, I ..... be careful of me.." I raised my arm mightily.

"Oh? What do you want to do? Ying straightened her small chest, and her small pointed chin lifted up like a bayonet.

"I'll die for you!" …………..

Ying retreated under my unyielding momentum, and the orchid finger poked lightly at the door of my head and gave up. Awesome, right? Scared, right? All reactionaries are paper tigers! That's how a man should be, huh!

The family owner went out, and the people in the house stood neatly on both sides of the courtyard and bowed their heads to send them off. I strode straight to the gate of the palace.

Afraid of what? It's all out anyway, so it's going to have to be hard. Now that you're on this line, you have to put your posture to the fullest, and you're also a monster loser, and it has nothing to do with me! So I was full of confidence.

Steward Qian came to meet me, stood next to me and stopped, his body trembling slightly, his fat face twitching, and the corners of his mouth sucked up and down. Seeing his expression, I knew I was scared of the old man, but I really didn't know how to appease him. Look, I'm scared and crying.

"Little Hou Ye!" The housekeeper wiped away his tears and said sharply: "How many years, how many years!" ”

Mr. Hu whispered next to him: "I forgot too." ”

"I haven't seen the head of the family wearing this dress for many years, I look excited, old man!" As he was talking, Steward Qian flew up and kicked a subordinate who was standing on the threshold of the mansion gate in a daze: "Are you blind?" Didn't you see that the little marquis was going out? Then he bowed me out the door. The fast change of action between the front and rear tables can only be described as lightning fast. Master! I silently praised in my heart, it seems that this palace is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

A group of eight guards, six maids, cooks, and the top four coachmen of the palace. Usually not angry at home, this time when you go out, you are still spirited and arrogant.

As the head of the Wang family, I sit under the flame chasing the wind horse. Holding the reins of the Flame Chasing Wind Horse, wearing a three-pronged purple and gold crown on his head, wearing a Xichuan purple and gold hundred flower robe on his shoulders, wearing a beast-faced head swallowing chain armor, a delicate and barbarian lion jade belt at his waist, and a sky-slaying dragon and fake moon knife hanging on the victory hook of the bird's wing ring............. I kept hypnotizing myself, trying to connect myself with Lu Bu, so that I could feel better, after all, my appearance ..... difficult to describe.

In the end, in the end, the people of Jingshi, Chang'an people have seen the world, I dressed up and did not cause a riot, and there were not even many people who looked at me carefully, which is worth thanking, so the group arrived at the destination smoothly.

The old man led the eldest brother to wait at the entrance of the village for a long time, and when he saw my party arriving, he immediately stepped forward to greet him. I dismounted far away from the old man to show respect for the old man, and when I saw the old man running (Ying Lao Yuan pointed me out, I would not recognize the wrong person), I was busy stepping forward.

"The son-in-law visited his father-in-law (he can't be called a father-in-law yet, because Tang Xuanzong hasn't gone to Mount Tai yet)." I stepped forward and saluted respectfully.

"Come home, go home, it's been hard all the way." Chen Xuan happily grabbed me, "Your mother-in-law at home is in a hurry, go back with me." ”

"Meet my brother." Although I was also in a hurry, the etiquette still had to be fulfilled, and I made a long bow to my brother-in-law.

"I'm outside, Zihao is outside." Chen Fang hurriedly returned the salute, "Go home quickly, everyone in the family is waiting." ”

"Good, good! "I'm also anxious to find a place to change my clothes, wearing this one, so that my husband doesn't dare to accept my courtesy."

The father-in-law's family greeted him very grandly, and the mother-in-law led a group of female dependents to wait at the door of the house.

"The son-in-law kowtowed to his mother-in-law." Compared with the father-in-law, the mother-in-law must be good for the PLO, this is my experience over the years. Friends who have been married must have an understanding of this, calling for wind and rain, soaring clouds and fog, there is no mother-in-law who can't do it.

Ying introduced earlier, I salute one by one, it is not good to be affectionate and cordial, and it is our strength to do a good job in interpersonal relationships.

"The younger brother meets the sister-in-law," ....

"The younger brother meets the eldest sister........

"Little brother meets my aunt......."

Ying tugged at the corner of my shirt and signaled that I was a little too much.

"Little brother to meet ........." I will worship when I see someone, Ying hurriedly grabbed me, pinched hard, and whispered: "This is not a family, I came to see the excitement, you scared people!" ”

No wonder, when the woman saw me coming, she ran away, thinking she owed me money.

"Mom, this brother-in-law is stupid." The sister-in-law bit her mother-in-law's ear.

"Don't talk nonsense, be careful so that your sister hears." Mother-in-law warned.

"Why aren't you afraid that your brother-in-law will hear it?" The sister-in-law asked with a smile.

"Your brother-in-law is stupid." The mother-in-law explained.

I heard them all.................. I found the second daughter standing behind me and snickering.

"Go in, don't stand at the door, it's not easy for the two babies to come back, go in and talk." The old man spoke, and there were more and more neighbors who came to see the excitement.

I now know why Ying puffed up asking me to wear an official uniform, which was prepared for this meeting. In order to show that the Chen family has an amazing uncle, envy, right? Jealous, right? Scared, right?

The mother-in-law is enjoying the current atmosphere very much, standing at the door with a happy face, Ying and her mother and sister are chattering crookedly at the door, and they are happy.

The two girls stood behind me in full costume, their little faces raised, and the few maids in the courtyard who were swept by their eyes did not dare to raise their heads. I know that she was married to Tongying, and she had a bit of a grudge with these girls back then.

It seems that my line is indeed more important than people, looking at the neighbors watching from afar, the happy and satisfied mother and daughter, and the smiling father-in-law, I was completely defeated.