Chapter 56 Memorandum of Understanding
may be driven by the strong sense of loneliness generated by coming alone to this era, just like the chicken cub who has just broken out of the shell, in the depths of his heart to form a persistent and perverted dependence on Ying and the second daughter, the male superiority makes me usually ashamed to admit that I have this subconscious, but once something involves them, the sense of dependence hidden deep in the heart will instantly transform into a reflex self-protection behavior, and then the blood is on the head, pulling the knife and slashing a series of actions are out of instinct, at that time the brain is like a decoration, I don't care if the target is a martial arts master or a head of state.
Lan Ling originally interrogated me privately because of suspicion, but I was nervous that she had unfavorable intentions for the second daughter, and then I was full of thoughts about this thought, which made her sit down and confirm that I had evil intentions against her Li family, and then a series of tragedies happened.
"Where are all the hard bones just now? Pretend to be pitiful? Lan Ling saw that my expression suddenly froze, and he despised me a little.
"Princess, I regret it now, you listen to my explanation, believe it or not, but I have to give you an explanation."
"You say, I'll listen." Lan Ling put away the knife and sat down on the edge of the bed.
"I apologize to you for my beastly behavior just now, I will feel guilty for what happened today for the rest of my life, fortunately, it was I who fell," Speaking of this, I breathed a sigh of relief and said: "God is still fair, if the princess is hurt by me today, I guess I can be tormented by the guilt in my heart to go crazy." However, I don't know that there has ever been an amnesty, and I don't know the scale of punishment for the crime of treason in this dynasty, I have always thought that harboring the second daughter is the same crime as the treason..."She doesn't believe it, I only feel sorry for Lanling now, a strong sense of guilt is pressed in my heart, and I can't breathe.
"Because you have amnesia? People with amnesia are still like this, the head of the Battle of Changping is the Tao, and the military salary is not bad at all (the application question I answered for Qin Yu in the morning), if this is the case, you should have amnesia a few more times. Lan Ling said with contempt.
"Today's incident is irreparable, and since my family will not be implicated, I am relieved. What the princess wants to do with it, I asked for it, and I don't complain about anything. "That's what I planned in my heart, she just chopped me alive, I recognized it, and when I thought of the scene just now, I had an indescribable feeling, like putting my heart in a pot and grunting over a slow fire. If you are dexterous with your hands and feet, you can really use a knife to cut yourself a few times and let the blood out.
"I really want to chop you up," Lan Ling took out the knife again, made a few strokes on me, saw that my expression was calm, and put the short knife back away, "Just let your conscience suffer, this is much more angry than cutting you." Usually looks not amazing, amiable appearance, that Cheng wants to move the knife more sharply than a butcher, now I see Dongyan... Oh, after your second daughter, if it weren't for my multiple hearts and eyes, and I brought weapons with me, I'm afraid that I would have thrown them into the ravine to feed the bears, right? ”
Hearing that Lanling changed the title of the county lord of Dongyan to the second daughter, I understood that she didn't want to pursue this matter anymore, which was a tacit acquiescence to the new identity of the second daughter. The magnanimous approach made me feel even heavier in my heart, gratitude, apologies were intertwined, blocked in my throat and made me speechless, my lips trembled, and my face seemed to twitch a little, and my expression must be ugly now, although there was no mirror, it could be proved from the disdainful look on Lan Ling's face.
"It's less infiltrating, the appearance of pulling out a knife and cutting me just now is stronger than now, it seems that you are really worried about your second daughter! There is one thing I don't understand, since they are all concubines, and they love to be like this, why is she still dressed up as a girl? It looks like she's a girl, don't you usually go with her? ”
Lanling is a person from the past, and it seems natural to talk about these topics, without the twists of the girl's family, which may be one of the reasons why I like to be with her, who was originally a good friend, maybe still a confidant, because today's stupid thing is afraid that it will not be able to continue. With my kind of character, I'm afraid I'll never reach the realm of 'killing mistakes, not letting go', but fortunately, I came to rule the world, and if I get the troubled times, I'm afraid that I will be 'killed' by Brother Meng De early.
"Speak, what kind of porcelain? Ask you what's going on with your second daughter! Seeing that I was in a daze, Lanling was a little impatient and urged.
"Second daughter, oh, that's it...", truthfully explained to her the reason why I didn't have sex with the second daughter, and brought a little knowledge of physiology, hygiene and anatomy, mixed with some common sense of eugenics. It is the content of the booklet given by the doctor when you usually get a marriage certificate and go to the hospital for a physical examination.
"Hehe~", Lan Ling showed a rare smile, "You say you don't know what you should know, and you seem to know everything you shouldn't know, it's very interesting." Zihao, do you say I believe in you, or don't believe in you? Familiar with military books, proficient in poetry, and the means of managing relationships between gate valves are quite unique, and even you know the affairs of women's families thoroughly; Such a person doesn't know the criminal law and the government? For the safety of your second daughter, you can hold back your desire not to have sex with her, but you can mercilessly kill a woman who almost had sex with you. Should I call you an outsider, or a liar? ”
Lan Ling's pained eyes broke my heart, and I felt that it seemed more appropriate to call me a liar, and I didn't have the idea of being a high-ranking person outside. Maybe I'm a liar, and although I want to be honest with everyone, I have a reason why I can't talk about it, and I have an awkward identity.
"Why don't you squeak? Admit you're a liar? Lan Ling asked, maybe she thought I was a liar.
"If I'm a liar, what is the princess going to do with me?"
"If it's an ordinary liar, you can close it and kill it, but you're a bit special." Lan Ling squinted his eyes and pondered for a while, "It's a pity to kill you for your talent, with your ability, you can do something, but I'm a little worried about you entering the court." Don't you have what it takes? Then write down everything in your stomach and give it to me, what Wu Mu's suicide note, poems and songs, including your opinions on women's affairs, I want you to write them all. The secret ingredient is mine. It may be that Lan Ling felt that I was very kind to deal with it like this, and finally showed a relaxed look on his face.
Lanling is already very generous, with my behavior towards her and my current situation, she just wants the intestines in my stomach is not too much, not to mention just the knowledge in my stomach, "I promise, but my writing speed is very slow, I am afraid that a year or two of time is not enough, and there are some things that others are afraid of not understanding, can the princess tolerate me for some time?" "The biggest disadvantage is that writing with a brush is really slow, and it has to be neat, or you have to go all the way to the grass, and you don't know what you have just written, and 2,000 words a day is the limit.
"Don't play tricks on me! Can slow writing be used as an excuse? You won't go to church in person if you don't understand something? Do you think I'll have a hard time holding you if I let you go back today? Lan Ling seems to think that I am pushing the committee and is suspected of playing tricks, "Qin Yu is a good person, you just continue to teach him, don't beat bad ideas on him, since you are a professor, you don't want your students to end well in the future, right?" If you are really slow to write, I don't worry about others, so I will write it myself. ”
"That's not appropriate, right? I don't have many opportunities to meet on weekdays, and besides...... "I can't talk about reputation."
"Isn't your wife a talented woman? Wouldn't it be better for me to go to her every two days to ask her about poetry? Lan Ling said this, with a teasing expression: "I'm really looking forward to it, I hope that Mrs. Zihao can make a good work every time I come to ask for advice." Zihao, this is going to be hard for you, it's okay to help Mrs. write poems at home, and it's not too much to play polo and sell toilet water, if you are still free, I might as well recommend two more talented students to you, so that you will have less time to play bad eyes, what about Zihao? ”
It's okay, anyway, I just want to play polo and sell toilet water, as for what kind of masterpieces and so on, it's not a big problem to get one or two songs in three or five months, and it's impossible to write one song in two days, I know that she just said, "I promise, I'll do my best to complete it." ”
Seeing that I accepted it unconditionally, Lan Ling was overjoyed, pulled one of my arms, and said softly: "Zihao, how did you get this out of hunting?" is so careless, it makes people feel distressed, is it still painful on the body? How? ”
"Hey!" I let out a long sigh and said sadly, "I almost did something stupid today, and I almost died. Today, when I went up the mountain and saw a bird's nest in the tree, I wanted to go up and search for a few birds' eggs, but I was almost pecked in the eyes by the female bird who guarded the nest, so I fell down and fell like this. ”
"Nonsense!" Lanling patted me gently, "What season, where are the bird eggs for you to search, it must be a shame that you can't hit the prey, and you want to pick a few fruits and bring them back, but you miss them, right?" ”
"Yes, that's right, it has nothing to do with birds, it's fruit picking, what fruit am I picking?"
"Who knows what fruit you pick, and how can you tell so much of it?" Lan Ling tidied up his clothes and patted the floating soil, "Fortunately, I met me today, otherwise it would be really dangerous to lie here alone, come, I will help you go back." ”
"Her Royal Highness Princess Youlao," although the pain has not decreased, but the hands and feet are much more flexible, and you can walk with a little support, it seems that they are all external injuries, and it will be good to recuperate for a few days."
Lanling helped me slowly walk out of the valley, and said softly: "How good the scenery is, you are not allowed to bring a knife in next time." ”
"Do I still have the face?" I said with a sad face.
"Hehe, I'll teach you to hunt after your injury is healed, and you are not allowed to bring people over."