November 25th, early in the morning, light rain.

As a good-looking and intellectually superior existence in the organization, Xiaosheng graduated from the Mandarin training class two weeks ago as an outstanding student.

And as soon as he graduated, he was entrusted with the important task of being a member of the advance team, responsible for infiltrating human homes as an undercover agent to survive for a period of time.

Although this kind of easy task is simply a knife for Xiaosheng, since the godfather has arranged it so, there must be a reason for it, and it can be executed perfectly.

However...

Thirteen days ago, on the same rainy day as today, when Xiao Sheng stood on a tree branch, overlooking those stupid human walking dead on the streets, trying to pick out the high-value ones first, and then go undercover...

But because his appearance was too outstanding, he was targeted by several white spirit magpies from the hostile organization, and launched an attack with jealousy!

Even though Xiao Sheng's skills are good, after all, it is difficult to defeat the four wings with two claws, and after a fierce fight, he regrets defeat.

Fortunately, despite losing the battle, Xiao Sheng escaped the siege with his outstanding wisdom and did not end up dying young.

Pity...

The little student, who was covered in wounds, had no strength to return to the headquarters, so he could only lie miserably under a banyan tree, allowing the rain to pass through the leaves and sting his nerves on the wound.

As the old saying goes, the sky descends on the birds.

Perhaps Xiaosheng was born with the qualifications of the phoenix among crows, so even if he was seriously injured, God still had to create tribulations to test.

As time went on, the rain became heavier and heavier, and the leaves were no longer enough to shelter them, and the pouring rain was almost directly poured on the body.

The smell of dirty soil sticking to the feathers is unpleasant, and the water soaked in the wound makes the pain numb, and the body seems to no longer belong to itself...

During this time, there are countless stupid human beings passing by, most of whom have not noticed that the free spirits of this free city are walking towards the gates of hell step by step.

Occasionally, if you catch a glimpse of it, you can't avoid it.

These stupid humans didn't kill the killer, and Xiao Sheng was already lucky, and he didn't expect to come forward to help.

But when his consciousness gradually blurred, he vaguely noticed that a figure that looked much more stupid than ordinary stupid humans walked towards Xiao Sheng...

When Xiao Sheng woke up from his coma, he was already lying in a warm and comfortable humble nest.

The resourceful little man immediately reacted that he had been adopted by a human being with a special quality - compassion!

The first chapter of "Undercover Psychology" taught by the scholar Parrot mentioned that:

[Human beings with this quality, whenever they encounter an existence weaker than themselves, they will involuntarily soften their hearts and take the initiative to help.

Therefore, in front of such people, as long as you pretend to be weak, you can easily win their trust and successfully go undercover. 】

Sure enough, after discovering that Xiao Sheng woke up, the stupid human not only served the food attentively, but also held a glowing box and kept fiddling with giggles.

Xiao Sheng knew that the scientific name of that thing was 'mobile phone', and in addition to being able to communicate with other stupid humans, it could also intercept images.

From that expression, it can be inferred that the other party must be shocked by Xiaosheng's unparalleled appearance and is recording.

Scold!

Stupid humans who have never seen the world!

Since that day, Xiao Sheng has lived in the territory of this stupid human.

(It is said that this territory does not belong to him, but to a high-ranking stupid human called the 'landlord', who must make regular sacrifices in order to gain residency.) Oh, I don't even have my own territory, it's really a wretch. ）

During this period, in addition to recuperating from his injuries, Xiaosheng did not forget his undercover mission.

However, since the godfather did not explain the specific matters of the undercover mission, Xiao Sheng could only start with the collection of human intelligence first, and conduct all-weather and all-round careful observation.

Here's how the tasks are performed on a daily basis:

[7:00 a.m.] The stupid human is woken up by the screaming sound set in the phone, but instead of getting up, he turns it off and continues to sleep.

[7:45] In the cycle of turning off the phone and going to sleep, the stupid human suddenly sat up, hurriedly cleaned himself, fed Xiaosheng a handful of dry food, and then rushed out to hunt.

(The early bird gets the worm, and this stupid human went out hunting so late to get a hammer?) No wonder I don't even have my own territory, it's sad... ）

[8:00-20:00] Taking advantage of the stupid human absence, Xiaosheng turns on the TV and steals human intelligence. (By the way, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is good)

[20:06] The stupid human returns tired, carrying a box of chips that he brought back for Xiaosheng.

[22:30] After helping Xiaosheng carefully comb his feathers, the stupid human lay down on the bed, saying that he wanted to go to bed early, but he still held his mobile phone.

[0:56] After saying 'I must go to bed early tomorrow', I put on my headphones and lie down.

I have to admit...

The food and accommodation provided by human beings once made Xiao Sheng's heart shake for a while.

But!

Since Xiao Sheng has decided to be loyal to the organization and the godfather, he will never betray!

This is the bottom line of Xiaosheng's dignity!

It will never become a rice worm raised by humans!

So...

In order to give back in equal value and not owe this stupid human being, Xiaosheng also started his own actions:

In order to allow the stupid humans to have their own territory as soon as possible, Xiao Sheng went out to bring him a shiny treasure after his injuries were a little better. (It turned out to be said to be theft, oh, really pedantic)

One day, when a strange stupid human tried to infiltrate the territory, Xiao Sheng was directly and bravely...... Call the police.

Since every night, stupid humans cry because the music is too bad, so Xiao Sheng follows the TV guidance, begins to practice his singing voice hard, and condescends to sing for it himself. (As a result, Xiaosheng sang badly, heh, it's really tasteless.) ）

In order for stupid humans to have a better body, every time they stay up late, Xiaosheng will go up directly and kick the phone over. (This move is by no means because of jealousy of stupid humans who care more about mobile phones, and snub the noble little student)

Gradually, the stupid human seemed more and more defenseless.

Even if he came back early sometimes and bumped into Xiao Sheng secretly watching TV to obtain human intelligence, he just touched Xiao Sheng's head and didn't pay much attention to it.

Even occasionally takes the initiative to confide in Xiaosheng, exposing the weakest part.

Everything seems to show that this stupid human has completely believed in Xiaosheng.

But...

Xiaosheng doesn't believe in stupid humans!

This must be a ruse to trick Xiaosheng into letting his guard down!

So, Xiaosheng decided to test the bottom line of stupid humans!

As long as the territory that he regards as a treasure is messed up, and in the midst of his emotional anger, he can confirm whether this stupid human being is good to Xiaosheng, true or false.

Xiao Sheng chose to carry out this plan tonight.

When the stupid humans returned, they were momentarily stunned when they looked at the messy territory, and then...

Stretched out his hand and blindfolded Xiao Sheng.

'Heh, Xiao Sheng knows that stupid human beings can't stand the test, and the anti-human skills that have been practiced for many years will finally come in handy. ’

- Just when Xiao Sheng was thinking so, the stupid human let go of his hand...

At this time, Xiao Sheng saw a cake with a candle in front of him, and the stupid man said:

"I'm getting paid today, and I have the money to order a cake to officially welcome you as a member of this family."

Looking at himself and the stupid human being painted with cream on the cake, Xiao Sheng's heart was completely shaken.

Xiaosheng is a failed undercover agent...

The mission has failed, and Xiao Sheng has no face to go back.

After the stupid human fell asleep, Xiao Sheng thought for a long time, and finally made up his mind to secretly call the godfather on his mobile phone, wanting to apply for withdrawal from the organization, and was willing to accept all punishments.

But the godfather said:

"Congratulations, your undercover mission has been completed, please stay so happy."