Chapter 292: Attack on the Ginseng Doll
November 27th, early morning, bathroom.
"Whew!"
Standing in front of the washstand, the ginseng doll poses like a bodybuilder, admiring her short and cute weak limbs in the mirror.
(~ Μβ½ Μ)~ Hmph, after a night of bad supplements, I am already a super ginseng, as long as I behave well in front of my benefactor today, I can go to the maid shop to fight three hundred rounds!
[Come on little doll, behave well today, let's go to that maid shop again in the evening, and we must let Mama Rong put on black silk and pole dance again! ] γ
The wooden pendant on the chest of the ginseng doll is also shining with excitement.
"Yawn~"
At the same time, Jiang Yifan, who had also not slept all night, yawned and walked into the bathroom.
Originally, after keeping the accounts, he planned to go to bed early so that he could use his most energetic state to deal with the 'Battle of Wuyue' that he was going to participate in today.
However...
Just before going to bed last night, he received a note.
It's not Lin Xiaomeng's study notes, but a note of Han Feng's own experience.
This experience contains the skills and experience that he has summarized and refined over the years, as well as the tactical system of the Rin Wind Gym after stripping away the secret that has not been passed on.
"The Sword Comes"
To put it simply, it is an advanced guide to 'novicesβ veterans β masters', with extremely detailed content, which is just right for Jiang Yifan at this stage.
Moreover...
From the sporadic typos in this electronic document, it can be seen that:
The notes were not written long ago and deliberately waited until late at night to send them late, but they were rushed out improvised, and it was very hot.
For this reason, Jiang Yifan did not live up to Han Feng's kindness and studied hard all night.
Although I didn't chew all the content thoroughly, I still memorized the content of this document that 'can be printed out and comparable to the thickness of a language book'...
"Huh? Why did you kid get up so early today? β
After seeing the ginseng doll, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows in surprise, and doubted: "Could it be that I watched the live broadcast all night last night?" β
"Moan~"
The doll shook her head like a rattle, and then, in order to prove her efforts, she threw a combination of punches with her fists and legs.
Finally, when he was doing a roundhouse kick, he accidentally stepped on a water stain, slipped with a 'thump', and fell into a sturdy ass.
"Hmm... Except for the wrong posture, wrong force, and no lethality, overall it was still very good. β
Jiang Yifan stretched out his hand to help the ginseng doll up and commented seriously, "No matter what the result is, as long as you are willing to work hard, you are worthy of praise." This level of hard work will continue to be maintained, and after going back, it is estimated that in less than half a month, he will be able to defeat the shadow crow of Zhou Tianying and go to the maid shop again. β
After speaking, he rubbed the head of the ginseng doll, carried it to the ground with one hand, motioned for it to play in the living room, and then began to wash.
But...
At an angle that Jiang Yifan couldn't see, the light of the pendant of the ginseng doll flickered, but it became a little hurried:
[What's the situation?] Listening to this, you have to go back to Minfu Province before you can go to the maid shop again? How can the old man go to see Mama Rong wearing black silk and pole dancing? γ
"Groan..."
The little hand of the ginseng doll patted the pendant, comforting it in an old-fashioned manner.
(?β²?`?) Harm, you're inexperienced, aren't you? There are so many maid shops in the world, there is no need to be attached to one. This is the divergent thinking that the benefactor taught me, and it is much happier than hanging myself from the same tree and blooming everywhere.
[It's not a question of attachment or not, it's that Rong Mama, who looks too similar to the old man's first love! ] Forget it, it really won't work when the time comes, the old man will directly attach you to fight on your behalf, and before we go back to Minfu Province, we must see Mama Rong again! γ
Unconsciously, the pendant on the chest of the ginseng doll became more colorful.
"True Passage to Heaven"
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...
When Jiang Yifan finished washing up and went downstairs, he found a bus parked at the door with a gossip map printed on its body.
Li Shu, the fat Taoist with the road name 'Nanako', was standing in front of the bus door, and bowed to him with a kind smile: "Classmate Jiang, please get on the bus." β
"Uh... What about drivers? β
Looking at the empty bus without a person, Jiang Yifan couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "And don't you just pick me up?" Why call such a big car? β
"The driver is just down."
Li Shu explained while accompanying Jiang Yifan to the car, "As for why you want to drive such a big car, it's mainly because you have to pick up other people on the way.
Of course, these people didn't want to participate in the 'Battle of Wuyue', but to participate in the training camp of the Bagua Daoist Hall.
Oh, I forgot to introduce to you, our Bagua Daoist Hall originated from the Bagua Temple, and the founding patriarch was the master of the Bagua Temple back then, that is, the royal demon envoy of the king-level guardian spirit 'Bagua Qilin'.
Taking advantage of the fact that the holy land 'Bagua Mountain' held the 'Battle of Wuyue' in the past few days, the Taoist Hall has also opened several training camps to take students to the Bagua Temple for special training.
After all, the Bagua Temple is located on the periphery of Bagua Mountain, even if you can't participate in the 'Battle of Wu Yue', as long as you join the training camp, you can enjoy a weak increase in cultivation. The registration situation is very hot~"
β...β
Hearing this, the corners of Jiang Yifan's mouth couldn't help twitching, thinking that these bull-nosed Taoist priests were quite good at doing business, but they were a little stingy, and he, the VIP customer who participated in the 'Battle of Wu Yue', did not have a special car to pick him up.
Perhaps seeing his thoughts, Li Shu smiled: "Don't be resentful, this is also to show that there is a difference between intimacy and alienation."
For participants with household registration in Jiangnan Province, a separate shuttle bus will be arranged, and even a team will open the way for them, in order to ensure that the players can be in the best condition.
Players from other provinces do not have this treatment, and they will be invisibly worn out of their best state in the process of going to Bagua Mountain, so it is best for you to wear headphones and rest later. β
Jiang Yifan, who didn't particularly care about these external things, nodded his head to show his understanding, then picked a position in the middle of the body and sat down, then closed his eyes and raced against time to digest Han Feng's experience notes...
...
As time went on, there were more and more people in the car.
At first, when there were seats left, everyone was embarrassed to choose to sit next to Jiang Yifan, a stranger, and each looked for a vacant seat.
But in the back, when the seats began to be scarce, a pretty girl who had just gotten on the bus and attracted the attention of the boys chose to sit next to Jiang Yifan, who was the most beautiful among the boys in the car, which made the other girls regret why they didn't take the initiative to sit in the car before.
And after she sat down, the boy in the front row, who was wearing a famous brand, turned his head and took the initiative to talk...
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