Chapter 18: You're Drunk

The group of village mothers-in-law under the old tree at the head of the village have gone through the baptism of the years, their hair is gray, their faces are full of wrinkles, and some of the mothers-in-law have even lost their front front teeth, but what the years have not washed away is the gossip of their hearts and the rights and wrongs of their mouths.

Just as he was talking about happiness, the old woman of the Li family suddenly remembered a big event, so she asked everyone: "Recently, do you know which family has a good girl, tell me, I can find a partner for my grandson, so that that stinky boy can become a family as soon as possible, which can be regarded as a matter of my mother-in-law's heart." ”

"Isn't that grandson still in college?"

"What else! I graduated from school last year, and there are more than 20 people, and I don't even have a partner, and I know every day that I spoil my daughter-in-law there, and I want a daughter-in-law with my mother, and I look anxious, so I want to ask a few old sisters to see if there is a suitable one? ”

"Hey, don't say it, I really think of a suitable girl here, but I'm afraid you won't dare to say it."

"Whose girl can be so expensive that people can't even say it?"

"Who else can there be, it is the girl from Fang Jian's family, who is exactly twenty years old this year, and it is enough to match your grandson."

"Oh, old sister, don't talk nonsense, you want to let my old woman die early."

"What are you talking about, I'm kind. The girl in Fang Jian's family has to look good, she has to be able and capable, she has to have a degree of education, what is the difference? ”

"Old sister, what do you mean by having an education? No matter what my grandson says, he is also a serious college student, and the girl is at most a high school graduate, whether she has a graduation certificate or not is another matter. ”

"As the old saying goes, a woman is virtuous if she is not talented, but have you forgotten the scenery of that girl when she was in school? Have you forgotten the old village chief's display in those years? Under the embarrassment of her father Fang Jian, it is already very good for that girl to be able to go to high school, so you can be content. ”

"But... However, the girl was born with a broom star and had a bad fate. ”

"My sister Li, now it's a new society, and the world doesn't believe in fate, and they all say it's feudal superstition."

"Even if you don't talk about this, that girl hasn't gone to school since she was eighteen, and now she's twenty and hasn't married yet, maybe there's something wrong with her."

"My wife is here for you, and there is nothing wrong with that girl. Although I don't go to the ground, every time I go to the field, the girl from Fang Jian's family is a diligent and hard-working, and she can endure any hardship or tiredness. ”

"Didn't I say that the mother-in-law of the Shi family introduced a family matter to the girl, the man's family who originally wanted to say goodbye, didn't she quit directly without saying a word after seeing the girl, it's not that there is something wrong with the girl, what else can it be?"

"My sister Li, who are you listening to to give you nonsense, that girl is really fine, this matter, you have to blame her father, she didn't even let the girl see it, she asked for a kiss indiscriminately, the girl was not happy to make a fuss, and the man's family didn't want to go, so I gave up."

"Is that really the case?"

"If you don't believe it, just ask about Fang Jian's reputation... Square... Fang Da is in charge? ”

The drunken Fang Jian was drunk earlier than before because he was having fun today, and was about to staggering back home, who expected, this was only halfway through, and he heard the groups of old women mention him and Fang Mumu, he slowed down and listened to a few more words, the more he listened, the more he listened, the bigger the fire in his heart, and finally he couldn't listen to it, so he stepped forward and looked at the mother-in-law who was about to say bad things about himself.

"Hehe~" The corners of Fang Jian's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at the mother-in-law in front of him mockingly, "Aunts, you go on!" Talk hard, talk to the grave, lest you lie in the grave for two days and feel that you haven't talked enough! ”

"You... You bastard, a few of us are sixty or seventy years old, and the youngest is fifteen or sixteen years older than you, how can you speak? ”

"Yo, aunts, do you still know that you are sixty or seventy years old? I thought I didn't know. Fang Jian bent down and leaned his face closer to look at the mother-in-law, "Since you know, you have to look like an old man, don't poke other people's nests of right and wrong, be careful that you don't even have a head alive in the last few days." ”

One of the mothers-in-law took off his shoes and smashed them directly on Fang Jian, "Get out!" Pity your girl for having such a father as you! You deserve not to marry your daughter! ”

"Phew!" Fang Jian spat at at the open space surrounded by several mothers-in-law, "Then I'll marry one for you to see." With that, Fang Jian stood up, glared at the mother-in-law one by one, and then turned around and went straight to his house.

Looking at the big wooden door of his house that had been more than 20 years old, Fang Jian was furious, after all, one person inside made him a joke of the group of idle old women at the head of the village!

"Open the door! Open the door! Fang Jian kicked the big wooden door with his foot and shouted at the door, "Are you too dead to hear?" ”

Yu Cai was in the livestock pen, driving chickens and ducks, feeding cattle and sheep, and the calls of domestic animals were everywhere, and he couldn't hear the sound outside at all.

Fang Mumu, who was fetching water in the yard, heard Fang Jian's constant knocking on the gate, listening to Fang Jian's louder and louder shouts, she hesitated again and again, put down the rope she picked up in her hand, and went to open the door for Fang Jian.

"Dad~" After opening the door, seeing Fang Jian standing outside the door, Fang Mumu screamed embarrassedly.

"Hmph~ Do you know that I am your son?" Fang Jian pointed at Fang Mumu with his fingers, and because of the shaking of his body, his fingers also shook back and forth, "Knowing that I am your Laozi, why don't you hurry up and open the door, grinding and chirping and waiting for reincarnation?" ”

"You're drunk." Fang Mumu's body moved to the side, for the sake of safety, at this time, she didn't want to get too close to Fang Jian, let alone get along with Fang Jian, she just wanted to wait for Fang Jian to come in, close the door, and then hide away from Fang Jian.

"Drunk what drunk! Lao Tzu is very sober now! Fang Jian waved his hand, wanting to wave away Fang Mumu's figure in front of him, "It's all you bad thing, if it weren't for you, how could those old immortal mothers-in-law at the entrance of the village mention my name behind my back!" Speak ill of me! ”

Fang Mumu could clearly feel that what the group of mothers-in-law at the entrance of the village had angered Fang Jian, and she understood that it would definitely not be a good thing for her to stand in front of Fang Jian like this again.

Fang Mumu didn't plan to close the door and leave after Fang Jian entered, she wanted to disappear in front of Fang Jian immediately, as for the door, after Fang Jian came in the house, she would come out and close the door, anyway, it was daytime, and it didn't matter if the door was open for a while.

Before Fang Mumu could take a step, her hair was grabbed by Fang Jian from behind, and her tears flowed from the pain, and her body had to retreat with the hair being ripped out.

"You bad thing, I just said a few words, and you won't be able to listen to it!" Fang Jian gritted his teeth in Fang Mumu's ear, "Let you marry someone, you will kill me by killing myself!" If you have so much courage, die now! Hurry up and die! ”

Fang Mumu's mouth was half open, she didn't dare to let out any screams of pain, she let Fang Jian pull herself.

Fang Jian's voice suddenly became very soft, "As long as you don't die, Lao Tzu has a way to get you out of this house!" With that, he threw Fang Mumu out, and watching Fang Mumu fall to the ground, he laughed out loud, and walked towards Fang Mumu while laughing.

Fang Mumu just reacted that he was out of Fang Jian's pull, endured the pain of the fall, got up from the spot, and wanted to run to the side house.

At this moment, Fang Jian was like a cat that had found fun, how could he easily let go of Fang Mumu, a mouse that was not easy to catch, "Want to run?" ”

"Ah~" Fang Mumu was kicked by Fang Jian and fell in the courtyard.

Fang Jian grabbed Fang Mumu's hair again, "Run!" You're running! As he spoke, his fists and feet were not idle, and they fell on Fang Mumu again and again.

Fang Mumu held his head and curled up, still not daring to make a sound.

With a "clang", Fang Mumu felt the fists and kicks that fell on her body stop, her eyes opened slightly, trying to see through the gap between her arms to see where the sound came from to save her. Before she could see it clearly, a figure had already pounced on her, hugging her to death, she smelled her mother's unique smell, and all the pain swept over, "Mom~"

"Are you trying to beat her to death?" Yu Cai's voice trembled, even if she turned her back to Fang Jian like this, she didn't need to see Fang Jian's fierce face, but she was still afraid of Fang Jian.

"Who did I think it was!" Fang Jian, who was startled by the sudden sound, finally reacted from his stunned state after Yu Cai's words fell, "Until now, you still want to protect this bad thing!" Fang Jian's feet headed towards Fang Mumu's body, which Yu Cai had not been able to protect.

Yu Cai was anxious, put down Fang Mumu in his arms, turned to face Fang Jian, and wanted to block Fang Jian with his body, "If you want to kill Mu Mu, you kill me first!" ”

"Get out of here!" Fang Jian kicked Yu Cai down, "What qualifications do you have to talk to me about this!" ”

Yu Cai quickly got up from the ground, and before Fang Jian's feet landed on Fang Mumu's body, he hugged Fang Jian first, "If you have the ability, you can kill me first!" ”

Yu Cai's desperate hug made Fang Jian unable to break free, she looked at Fang Mumu as if she had opened her eyes, so she shouted at Fang Mumu, "Mumu, enter the house!" ”

The first time, Fang Mumu didn't react, Yu Cai continued to shout, until the seventh time, Fang Mumu didn't react, she got up from the ground, and looked at Yu Cai, who was about to be unable to hold Fang Jian, "Mom~"

"Hurry up and get inside!" Yu Cai gritted his teeth and continued to cling to Fang Jian, who wanted to break free from his control.

Fang Mumu originally wanted to go up to help her mother, but in the end she chose to give up, at this time she could only cause chaos for her mother, and she stumbled all the way to the side house. After entering the side room, she picked up the top door stick and put the door on the top, her whole body slid down the wooden door, leaning on the wooden door, she listened carefully to the movement of the yard, her mind kept thinking, if her father beat her mother harder later, what would she do?

When she heard the sound of the side room door closing, Yu Cai let go of the hands holding Fang Jian, and she sat on the ground, panting, waiting for Fang Jian to turn around and punch and kick her.

"Lao Tzu, see how long you're going to hide that bad thing!" Fang Jian put his hands on his knees, bent over and panting, and said to Yu Cai behind him, "Hmph, they're all twenty years old, and they're all going rancid!" You see, Lao Tzu didn't find someone to dispose of that bad luck in the past two days! Bah! ”

Yu Cai was glad that Fang Jian didn't drop his fists and feet on her, watching Fang Jian's feet disappear in front of her eyes, listening to the sound of the wooden door of the main house being slammed shut, she began to worry about Fang Mumu: Do you want to persuade Mu Mu? It's at least much better to leave than to stay.