Chapter 7: Get Out!
In the crockpot village, whenever there is a little happy event, it can be blown up, and the people in the village are scrambling to join in the fun and see the world.
When Fang Mumu's wedding car came, people from all families had already stood outside their doors waiting for the wedding car to leave, even the old Yuan family, who had seen the world.
When passing by the door of Lao Yuan's house, Fang Mumu unconsciously tilted her head out of the car window, she thought that all she could see was a closed door, like she had waited for hope and news most of the time in those years. However, she underestimated the excitement.
Yuan Chengle outside the window always stood beside his parents and the woman with a smile, his eyes were full of blessings, Fang Mumu thought, it was more of a relief, a liberation from the fetters of childhood.
Fang Mumu's eyes quickly fell on the woman beside Yuan Chengle, and quickly retracted it. She can't deny that even if she has been carefully dressed up today, she can't match the woman, maybe not only because the woman is beautiful, but also because the woman has Yuan Chengle by her side.
"The bride doesn't cry."
As soon as this voice fell, Fang Mumu felt a big hand directly on her cheek, gently wiping away the tears that flowed out of the corners of her eyes for her.
Fang Mumu, who was still in inferiority and sadness, was sluggish, and his head was even more blank by the actions of the person in front of him.
"The bride can't cry."
If it weren't for this sentence, Fang Mumu thought that she didn't know how to get back her blank thoughts, so she turned her head in a panic and ignored the stupid groom's behavior.
"I'm not going to tell anyone."
The silly bridegroom whispered in Fang Mumu's ear, afraid that this secret would be heard if it was a little louder.
Fang Mumu shrank his neck uncomfortably, and the whole person leaned towards the door of the car on the side of his seat, and distanced himself from the stupid groom. Her head kept her head down, and she didn't dare to raise it, for she was afraid that if she did, she would see the stupid groom approaching.
The car was bumpy on the country road, and the dust was dancing, but Fang Mumu began to become wooden, and he could only retreat with his head shrunk for this happy event, and did not dare to move.
After a long time, the car stopped, and the sound of firecrackers followed by the sound of the engine continued, allowing the wedding festivities to continue at the end.
"Get off! The bride is getting off! The silly groom patted his thigh and shouted at Fang Mumu.
The curled up Fang Mumu slowly sat up with a numb body, her eyes did not look at the silly groom, but looked out through the car window, before she could see clearly, the car door was opened, she fell out of the car, fell to the ground, in her ahh Ahh ...”
The driver of the wedding car turned around, looked at the silly groom in the back seat of the car, and shouted at the silly groom, "Fool! Don't shout, that's your bride! ”
The gloating of the silly bridegroom subsided, but he sat stupidly in the car, becoming a bystander like the onlookers.
Fang Mumu endured the pain, held on to the car door and slowly climbed up, after standing firmly, she patted the dust on her wedding clothes, and there were small holes in her clothes buried under the dust, she was not a magician, there was no way to make the holes disappear. She was secretly glad that the hole was not big, and she held the hole with her hand, as if it was mentioned casually, without any disobedience.
The driver may have a trace of pity for Fang Mumu who was so silent, and he shouted at the stupid groom again, "Fool! Get out of the car and pick up the bride! ”
"Take the bride! Pick up the bride! The silly groom seemed to have received a new task, and became happy again, he quickly got out of the car, jumped up to Fang Mumu, took Fang Mumu's hand, and was about to go towards the courtyard.
Fang Mumu, who fell out of the car, not only rubbed her skirt, but also rubbed her legs, she didn't feel it yet, the silly groom pulled at this moment, the pain in her thigh hit instantly, her leg was even weaker, and she almost fell to the ground again.
"Wait." This is the first time Fang Mumu opened his mouth to talk to the silly groom, she stabilized her body, leaned forward again, she thought that the silly groom didn't hear, when she was really going to fall, the silly groom turned around and jumped in front of her, she just took advantage of the situation to lean on the silly groom, so she didn't fall.
"The bride has to wait! The bride has to wait! The silly bridegroom shouted as he shook his head. provoked the guests who were originally silent and cold-eyed to watch the banquet all laughed.
In the rush of everyone, Fang Mumu limped and followed the silly groom into the courtyard of the silly groom's house.
The old customs, the antique shouts of worship, the silly groom and the banquet guests watched it to the fullest, Fang Mumu was tired of playing to this farcical rhythm, her eyebrows and eyes lowered, praying that everything would end soon.
In order to avoid the marriage trouble, the father-in-law and mother-in-law finally appeared at this moment, Fang Mumu was thinking, this may be the last step, after offering tea, he should be placed in the new house, and then he can take a breath.
"Dad, drink tea." Fang Mumu knelt in front of her in-laws, and first took a bowl of tea to her father-in-law Huai Feiming, her deferential appearance made her father-in-law smile even deeper.
Huai Feiming took the tea bowl in Fang Mumu's hand, took a sip, put it on the plate served by Xi Pozi, and then took out a red envelope from his pocket and put it on the tea bowl he had just drunk.
"Mom, drink tea." Fang Mumu didn't pick up the second bowl of tea until his father-in-law Huai Feiming put the red envelope on the tea bowl, and then he gave it to his mother-in-law Xia Yun at the prompting of Xi Pozi beside him.
Xia Yun didn't take the tea bowl, frowned tightly, and looked at Fang Mumu with a dissatisfied expression, it didn't look like he was looking at his own daughter-in-law, but like he was looking at someone who was extremely disgusted.
Fang Mumu touched the gaze of her mother-in-law Xia Yun, her heart trembled, and a bad feeling passed through her heart, and she couldn't tell the truth. But now is not the time for her to let go of her attention and look for bad feelings, she lowered her head and raised the tea bowl a little higher, "Mom, drink tea." ”
"Ouch, my good mother-in-law, don't worry about being happy, but take the tea." Xi Pozi warmed up the atmosphere at the right time, which made everyone at the scene laugh.
Xia Yun took the tea bowl in Fang Mumu's hand amid Huai Feiming's wild poke prompt and the laughter of the people around him, put it to his lips and sipped it perfunctorily, and then put it on Xi Pozi's plate.
"The bride called Mom, and the mother-in-law gave red envelopes, and since then the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are like mother and daughter, and the family is harmonious and harmonious." Xi Pozi shouted at Xia Yun quickly, for fear that Xia Yun would delay time again in 'taking care of happiness'.
As long as it is a clear-eyed person, he can see at a glance how reluctant Xia Yun is to take out the red envelope from his pocket at this moment. But the guests were so busy that they didn't bother to keep their eyes open.
"Licheng." Xi Pozi Xu is eyes are full of red envelopes, so the last sentence is particularly cheerful and powerful.
The silly bridegroom stood up and ran away without saying a word, running to each table to grab vegetables and candy, and a group of ill-intentioned people surrounded him, pulling at his ears, not knowing what to say secretly.
Fang Mumu relied on the support of Xi Pozi, and finally escaped from the noisy courtyard to the new house, Xi Pozi felt that he had completed his merits, put down Fang Mumu, and without saying a word, he disappeared without a trace.
Facing the new house, which was obviously different from the bustle outside, Fang Mumu breathed a long sigh of relief, and her whole body moved towards the root of the wall, she leaned against the root of the wall, closed her eyes, and estimated in her heart that the silly groom should play until the evening before coming back, and she could sleep for at least three or four hours. She reminded herself not to sleep too deeply, but she couldn't get tired.
"Fool, your daughter-in-law is asleep!"
"Fool, go wake up your daughter-in-law!"
"Fool, don't be stupid and look around!"
"Fool, do it!"
......
Fang Mumu obviously felt that he had just closed his eyes, and before even the abnormally beating cranial nerves had been relieved in the slightest, he heard many people around him calling fools. She frowned, dragged her tiredness, slowly opened her eyes, and the dense crowd of people in front of her woke her up from her drowsy fatigue instantly, and she instinctively shrank back, only to find that there was a wall behind her.
"Yo, fool, your daughter-in-law is awake!" The one who was talking was a tall and thin man with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, with a hunched back like carrying a thousand pounds of cauldron, and the smile on his face made no one feel good.
"My daughter-in-law is awake! Daughter-in-law wake up! The silly bridegroom clapped his hands and shouted, and the surrounding spectators also felt lively and coaxed.
"Fool, do you know what you have to do when you marry a daughter-in-law?" The tall and thin man smiled evilly.
Fang Mumu looked at the thin and tall face, and suddenly felt nauseous and wanted to vomit, and her heart became even more uneasy, she didn't think that what a good heart would be hidden under the evil smile of the thin and tall man.
The silly bridegroom didn't know how to answer, so he stopped clapping, tilted his head, and looked at the tall and thin man with a curious expression, and the spectators around him also had a deep face, and the mysterious smile was announcing that they were clever enough to see through it.
"Of course a fool marries a daughter-in-law, but he wants to give birth to a little fool!" The tall and thin man laughed loudly, his black and yellow teeth like a demon dwelling in the stench of corrosion.
"Born little fool! Born little fools! The silly bridegroom continued his usual movements, clapping and screaming.
The tall thin man put his hand on the shoulder of the silly groom, his face turned to Fang Mumu, who was wide-eyed and frightened, and his eyes looked at Fang Mumu's body greedily, "Fool, today my brother taught you how to give birth to a little fool!" ”
The silly groom continued to clap his hands, and the surrounding spectators were silent waiting for the next move of the thin and tall man, only Fang Mumu reacted like a normal person, her head swayed stiffly from side to side, and she said in fear in her mouth, "No!" No! No! ...”
The tall and thin man rushed to Fang Mumu all of a sudden, and in Fang Mumu's eyes, the ugly face of the tall and thin man was infinitely magnified, and the mouth with disgusting saliva came towards her.
"Get out!" Fang Mumu curled up on his knees, buried his face between his knees, and trembled in the arms of his tall and thin hands.
The silly groom was dumbfounded, the people around him booed constantly, and the dissatisfaction of the thin and tall man felt shame in the boos, he began to get carried away and began to intensify, and his hands continued to touch Fang Mumu everywhere.
"Get out! I don't care about you! I don't care about you!! Fang Mumu's screaming voice was higher than one voice, and her curled body was struggling, her feet kept kicking, trying to kick away the thin and tall man.
"Daughter-in-law get out, daughter-in-law open, daughter-in-law get out of the way!" The silly groom looked at the tall thin man who hugged Fang Mumu with a smile on his face, and his hands clapped together.
Fang Mumu was disappointed in the stupidity of the stupid groom, and also desperate for the cold eyes of the people around her, her shame burned in anger, at that moment she had only one thought, she opened her mouth, bit the thin and tall ear, and bit it hard: It's a big deal to bite off the ear.