Chapter 113: Trouble is coming
Literati, this concept is very obscure, and there are different divisions in different eras. Poet, writer, historian...... and so on, they can all buckle this hat, and even people who chew words and read and hyphenate can claim to be literati. For example, the later generations of Nobel, Edison, Hua Luogeng and other scholars, no one will pull them with the literati, if these people write poems and paintings as officials, then a large number of people will jump out to accuse him of not doing his job, being despised by his peers, and perhaps being hostile.
In the Tang dynasty, the subjects and specialties were not as detailed as those in the 21st century, and there was a possibility of confusion. For example, those who engage in mathematics are also considered literati, first calculus, then extrapolation, and then develop into calculation, claiming to be a god and a ghost; began to predict, predict, and eventually evolved into a half-immortal and a great immortal. After completing this series of transformations, he may use his fame to enter the court, join the royalist party or rebels, or fight openly and secretly between parties, or use his status to announce personal vendettas, and from time to time use his professional advantages to throw out a few smoke bombs to create public opinion, and calculate who will seek to usurp power, and then the other party's family will be ruined, but he will gain both fame and fortune.
During the robber's robbery, the masked pantyhose were accidentally torn to reveal his true face, and in order to save himself, he would kill people, and then he was grabbed by the government and pulled it in the prosperous area of East City, and chopped off his head with a knife, which was very happy. However, the literati have made rumors, framed and slandered, formed parties for personal gain, caused the destruction of families, or the separation of wives and wives, but very few people have their heads chopped off, but they can be prosperous and rich, and their fame and position can be prominent.
The writers, historians, genealogists, and even astronomers, mathematicians, etc., of this era may be branded as literati. The so-called 'Chongwenkan' is exactly the institution where such literati gather, and it is not excluded that there are people who devote themselves to learning, but the goal of fame and fortune is still the vast majority.
"What to do? Think of a way. Lili carefully refused to go, this place is not something that a novice like me can go. "I sat in the study early in the morning, and as soon as Lanling came, I showed her the name and begged her to give her an idea, "Besides, I still have a post in the army, it stands to reason that civil and military can't have both, right?" ”
"What civil and military can't have both, why haven't you heard this? Positions in the army are also fictitious titles. If you go to Chongwen Hall, what you give is also a false title, and it is not involved. Lanling took the name sticker and looked at it over and over again, "Why don't you want to go?" This is the greatest wish of a scholar in his life, and the place where the grandmaster and everyone gathers is to lift up you, a hairy boy, according to your age. It's too small to serve tea and water inside, not to mention that people still invite each other with big gifts? ”
"Don't go!" I stared at Lanling for a while, and I was afraid that she would agree, "Speak with conscience, regardless of age." First of all, is it appropriate for me to go in? Standing with other people's real grandmasters and everyone, can you cope with it? Eldest sister, I'm a person who is ready to retire, and I still want to grow old with you. ”
Lan Ling blushed and 'smacked' me. "Don't think about making a bastard, I'll give you ideas. When you use other people's houses, you can say anything disgusting, and if you don't use it, you will ignore it, and you have to come out with sincerity. Women's families, soft-minded, can take advantage of a cheat, but the hate is that you are lazy even to cheat, except for the hairy hands. What did you tell me to be nice? ”
"Hey," he scratched his head in embarrassment. After staying with Lanling for a long time, I talked a lot, but I couldn't say so many disgusting words to the little girl, "I'm so familiar, I've never treated you as an outsider, I just have to arrange accommodation for you at home, what's the meaning of those words?" It's easy to say. This thing is settled. I'll talk to you for a day and a night. ”
"You!" Lan Ling poked lightly at the door of my head, "I read this post." The words are polite, the etiquette is also thorough, if you are a person with no roots, it is not difficult to refuse. Patting the soft chair, "You sit in front of me, I am not comfortable far away." ”
"It's hot, and it's uncomfortable to get close. Say it quickly, it's not difficult to refuse, less wordy. "Lanling has this stinky problem, whenever she asks her for something, she likes to put on a shelf, one by one." Tell me, what am I doing? Sit, can't sit," sat next to her, "This thing is mysterious, Chongwen Pavilion is either a spirit or an immortal, I will go, it is inevitable to learn people's bad habits, bully men and women, occupy the mountain as the king, when the time comes, the reputation will be great, and it will be difficult for you to pinch it in your hands." ”
"Is it a threat?" Lan Ling glanced at me with a smile, "Do you think you have a small reputation now?" If you don't have a reputation, people don't bother to look for you. You, a person, have already seen through it, except for a little weird in your stomach, you are just clever and playing, you have no serious skills, you are unpleasant, and you are useless. Raised his hand and patted me on the shoulder, "Don't be too serious, I've been with you for a long time, and I know that you want to live a comfortable life, so I guess I'm the only one." Others still think that you are retreating and advancing, and you have a plan. ”
"How so? Plain state, what am I up to? Am I ill-intentioned? "When Lanling said that I was useless, I wanted to hug her and kiss her, and hit me back to my original form, confidant, but there is no such thing as a plot or anything.
"You don't have a plan, you have, the big one is trying to make some money," Lan Ling pulled a pu fan and fanned it up, turned sideways, just as both of them could send the wind, "Hermit, the real big Yin, that's silent, maybe you don't know if you die." Those who take shortcuts, do not want to take exams, or disdain exams but want to gain fame, are false hermits, speculative drills. Although he is in the countryside, he is constantly showing off his talents, looking for someone to give words, saying that someone in a certain place has good cultivation and learning, and he has passed on ten, ten to hundred, and so on, and his reputation has become famous, and he has gained fame and fortune. After speaking, he glanced at me meaningfully, "Isn't it?" ”
"It's a fart!" I glared back at her, I thought of someone as a person, a real villain, we are above board, hypocrites can't be killed, no one has the same skills. "Your conscience, am I?"
"Of course you're not, you just want to, and you don't have that ability." Lan Ling smiled beautifully, "But what's the use of me knowing?" You first had a serious illness showing off your might, but I was afraid that others would not know; 'Nine Flowers and Jade Dew' was sent door to door, provoking the attention of others, and the talented lady wrote several masterpieces in a row, not faintly telling people: Even the lady is so talented, and this Langjun is even more unfathomable. In the end, you answered this word, and it was really unfathomable. First, the young master of the Qin family threw himself into your door, and then the Cheng family cried and stuffed Cheng Chu in. The two major victories of 'Manjin' and 'Pyongyang' completely collapsed the Goryeo people; although the strategy for the Tibetan land is confidential, the more important it is, the more big people know about it, and the more jealous they are about your local talents, and it is strange if they don't take the opportunity to take you in! ”
"It's not you yet. It's all you! "I pushed Lanling angrily. Ay! What's the use of complaining about the sky now, Lan Ling said that his heart was messy. Why am I so cheap, but I have a good life, I don't have the ability to love stinky show, and I can't solve it when I get into trouble, and I belong to a classic idiot.
"Okay, okay, blame me." Lanling couldn't bear to see me worried. Pulled me to lie on the soft chair and fanned me carefully, "I didn't know what you thought at the beginning, I was also reckless, thinking that I could recruit someone for me." It's good intentions that do bad things. After a long time, I understood your thoughts, and I was willing to mess with you like this. If you are really like them, maybe it will be a good thing for the court. But now I don't want to, people's minds are really weird. ”
"Find a way to say it's. Tomorrow I will follow them, whether you want to or not! He lost his temper indiscriminately, and found that my current appearance was very embarrassing, and there was a danger of confusing gender, so he corrected his expression and said, "It stands to reason." Even if you have merit, you will be the name of a military artist, and the solicitation is also a matter in the army, so how can it be the turn of Chongwen Pavilion to participate? Two different things entirely. ”
Lanling pondered for a while, "It is easy to contact the royal people in the Chongwen Pavilion, and the crown prince and the emperor's son often ask, and there are many opportunities to get ahead." Perhaps intentionally. There's no qualifying for your age inside. Talent learning is one thing, and more attention is paid to moral cultivation. A kid who doesn't have a head in his twenties, what kind of cultivation is there. Think about it, once you enter, you will become the youngest Chongxian Pavilion bachelor in my dynasty, it's hard to think of being famous, it's not a good thing to come out of this, I don't want you to have a mistake. ”
"That's right, I'm here to cultivate? I have been praised a lot, but I have not heard anyone say that I have a cultivated place. Am I offending someone? People want to stink me, push me to the cusp of the wind and waves, and then talk about cultivating morality and make me sick for the rest of my life? "Speaking of this, I shuddered, if this is the case, it will be miserable, those people rely on making other people eat, what words can be rendered in their mouths a little exaggeration can make me ruined, at that time, even if the life is good, I can't raise my head when I go out, I am too scared.
"Hehe, it's not that serious." Lan Ling said with a smile: "You should be lazy when you think about it, and when you can't get involved, you can see the troubles you think." Even if you are famous, and you have a good relationship with the big family, after all, the foundation is unstable, and you still need to go around such a big circle to make a stink? Chongwen Hall is a place for the prince to study, not that others dare to say it if they want to, and if they want to chew their tongues, they have to weigh their own weight, so people take this risk and stink a hairy boy? ”
"That's good, good." Lanling's words made me feel a lot easier, I was frightened by the political struggle in the costume drama all day long, and once I got involved with myself, I couldn't help but think crankily. "Since people are not malicious, let's find a way to politely push the past, what do you say I should do?"
"If you don't make it, you don't need to come out. No matter how thoughtful you are, after all, it is a blow to the hearts of others, and it is inevitable that there will be misunderstandings. Lan Ling took the post and carefully put it in the sleeve cage, "I'll do this, you still have to do what you should do, it's irrelevant." "Comfortingly, he took my hand and squeezed it, "Also, I remember that I am a gentleman, and I am suspected of pretending to be too regular on weekdays, maybe there will be such things happening later, and people think you want to make a name for yourself." ”
"Give me a suggestion, bully men and women, take away people's business and so on, tomorrow I will go to 'Shuiyunzhai' to charter the venue, invite Cheng Chu's old perverts, and make trouble for him for three or five days, don't talk about Chongwen Pavilion at that time, even Wonton Pavilion will be afraid of me." My biggest regret is that I have a thief's heart but no thief's courage, I don't want to do good things, I don't have the courage to do bad things, Lanling's words ignited my **, and I have a girlfriend behind me, hehe. "It's really not good, just find a few friends to fight and make trouble on the street, so that the government will be disgusted when they see me, will it be too much?"
"Haha......" Lan Ling was obviously moved by my lofty ideals, and couldn't close his mouth with an excited smile, "Then you don't need people to stink you, you will stink yourself." The thief leaned over and asked, "Have you had this idea for a long time?" I just said it today? 'Shuiyunzhai' has been there, don't say no, and also chartered a banquet, it is estimated that your wife is still in the valley. ”
"I want to go. When did that come? With an innocent face, "You have to block this thing for me, and my happiness in my life will be pinned on you." ”
"This matter has something to do with me, because of me." Lan Ling nodded and promised: "Besides, you are my Langjun, and the concubine should bear the ground, that is your duty." Don't worry about it, just do it. The concubine can count on the words of the white-headed old man. After a few years, people will be old, but don't look at it, it's good to empathize and don't love. ”
"That's for sure, definitely empathy." With that, I'm relieved. She is the emperor's sister-in-law, and what others can't do, she can do it in just two sentences. "You just have to say that I am lucky and unrighteous, if I like the new and hate the old, he Chongwen Pavilion will not have time to avoid me, and he has long lost the mind to invite me."
"Go, it's not serious." Lanling was relieved to see me. The expression was also much more relaxed, "I brought you the ginkgo tea you asked for last time, obviously I have a recipe, so I have to rub it to drink." There's no one more slamming the door than you. I'll leave it to your wife when I come, don't you have my illness too? ”
"No, your illness is a disease of wealth, but it's not like I, the small people in the village, are blessed, and I have a taste for it." In fact, the tree at home is too small, and I am reluctant to beat the leaves, and now I can't get it after the season.
"Since there is this recipe. I must have tasted the taste, it was astringent and bitter, and I couldn't get it with my greed, so who could I coax. Lan Ling sneered a few times, and said in a strange manner: "You don't have that blessing, your second lady can't guarantee it." ”
It's not cute at all, even if you know that I asked for it for my second daughter, you don't have to say it. This woman is so hard to serve. A few bags of tea can be pondered. "You didn't guess it yet." I said stiffly: "I still haven't drunk it, is Earl Ben greedy?" Get up and shout to the maid to make a pot of tea from Lanling. Will do though. But I really haven't drunk it, since my mother got a healthy food recipe for steamed steamed buns with bean dregs, she forced me to eat two bean dregs buns, and then she made things for the old man, and since then she has stayed away.
"It tastes good," I took a sip of ginkgo tea, and the aftertaste was bitter, but it was not as exaggerated as Lanling said, it was still very delicious. This taste, I drank it there, and I vaguely had an impression, "On a hot day, it's uncomfortable to drink hot tea, and I will drink it when it's cold for a while." "I put the teacup on the table and had an in-depth discussion with Lanling on the topic of how to be a qualified gentleman.
It seems that the job of the gentleman is not easy to do, and there are many forms. For example, if you are positive, such as Qin Yu, this is not for me. Lawlessness, strong body, simple mind, and developed limbs, Cheng Chu is more suitable. Versatile, self-cultivation, talent and good looks, Cui Zhang is one of the models. The nouveau riche is reckless, a little bit of everything, nothing works, half a bottle is dangling, showing around, what do you want, and you still love face, great, this is simply a model tailored for me, referred to as Wang Xiu type, that's it! Tomorrow, I will stand at the bottom of the archway and recite Xu Zhimo's poems, and I can't listen to them if I don't want to.
After solving this matter, I was overjoyed, and I took the cold tea on the table and drank it all. When I thought about it, I just wondered, this tea was the one that Li Shi invited me to drink in the 'Nanlin Garden' yesterday, it was too hot just now, I just felt familiar, so I remembered it all when I drank it. Lanling carried me to deliver tea to that guy, and took my love for her to please Xiaobaimi? Be at the end of one's forbearance.
"Yesterday I went to Nanlin Yuan and ran into an acquaintance. He invited me to drink tea, and it tasted like this, don't you think it's strange? I stared into Lan Ling's eyes and was engrossed, "It stands to reason that there are few people who can drink this tea, so there is no clue, how can he have it?" ”
"Oh?" Lan Ling blinked and asked with a smile, "Who?" Did you give it away to someone else and forget it? ”
"Pretend!" deceived people too much, and must expose his ugly face of not abiding by women's morals, "Li Shi, remember?" The one you brought with you the last time you made paper, do you have an impression? ”
"Oh, he." Lan Ling didn't care, "I sent the land, what's wrong?" Didn't you say that you can send it to friends and family? Why don't you send some tea? It's also coarse. ”
"Ahh But why am I so uncomfortable? "No, you understand, what's the relationship between the two of you?"
"Innocent relationship," Lan Ling glanced at me with a smile, "What do you think?" Everyone is just like you, and it's not messed up? Talking, walking around, and giving some gifts on weekdays, are you taboo? ”
"Really?" What Lanling said is reasonable, but I am a little appreciative. Besides, he was angry, and was sent away by her in a few words, too faceless, "I don't believe it, confess honestly!" ”
"Didn't you explain everything? Do you still want to bend into a trick? Lan Ling smiled and reached out and stroked my face a few times, smoothing out the vicious expression I had deliberately created, "What's not easy to learn, learn from other people's door gods." There are several people I sent, but I don't have you as suspicious, so it's a big deal not to send it in the future, okay? ”
"That's not necessary, should I send it or send it, I'll ask," a heavy punch hit the cotton wool, and I made a shame, "just ask casually, hehe." ”
"Still suspicious?"
"It's a bit ......"
"Are you ready to discipline me?"
"Have you ever thought about ......"
"That Langjun disciplined, and the concubine didn't fight back."
"Really? …… Forget it, good men don't beat women......"
"Huh...... Lang Jun is too worried, and the concubine can't run out of your palm. ”
"That is, who am I......"
。 Three Heads M.