Chapter 117: Test Explosion and Goryeo Beauty
Old man Cheng taught Cheng Chu a lesson, anyway, I will never come to see it. I know in my heart that the formula presented above is a golden ratio, a standard militarized gunpowder ratio. It was too dangerous, the blaster was placed in the middle of the field, and the surrounding area was empty, and in the event of an accident, the place where I stayed was not safe. "Grandpa Cheng, Dezhao, let's go over there to see, this distance is still a bit dangerous." I pointed to a row of trees in the corner of the playground, and it was much safer to hide behind a shelter.
"It's not that powerful, is it? Brother Zihao was too careful...... "Cheng Chu belongs to the bold type, not the kind of four or six."
'Smack! Old man Cheng rewarded Cheng Chu with a slap of five hundred, "It's not big or small, there is someone who talks to the teacher like this?" Why don't you hurry over? He turned his face to me and smiled: "Zihao, you brought this killing to the past, the old man is sitting here, and if you retreat, you will lose face, haha." Chaozheng Xihan watched a group of old handsome Nunu mouths, "And those old immortals are old friends, even if it is critical, there is no reason to retreat, you go!" ”
I pulled the reluctant Cheng Chu towards the back of the tree, and Cao Shangshu trotted after him, "Two nephews, wait for the old man," Cao Shangshu's posture was a little bloated, and the little exercise was already full of sweat, "Oh, you boys are still energetic, haha, it's really old." He wiped the sweat from his face indifferently and pointed to the blaster in the distance, "Zihao is an expert, but there is something wrong, although he said it bluntly." Although the old man is in the position of secretary of the Ministry of Works, he is very vague about this thing, and he can't find the head and tail at all, haha..."
Although Cao Shangshu has the nickname of 'Smiling Tiger', his attitude as an official is still commendable, and he is not contaminated with the vice of not knowing how to pretend to understand in the officialdom, and he is frank and straightforward about things he doesn't know or understand. I said respectfully: "Uncle Cao is polite, the land is chic." It is too early to say that we will wait to see the effect for a while. ”
"Zihao's words are right, the eggs have not hatched, who dares to say that it is a duck or a snake?" Cao Shangshu nodded, "Only people with real skills can understand this truth." It's not that the old man is complaining, after this gunpowder prescription is handed over, the Ministry of Industry is really busy with mud, if it just looks like this. It's ridiculous that someone jumped out to point fingers and add to the chaos, if it weren't for the wisdom of the saint and the strength of the public, this thing would only be in the womb. As he spoke, he waved his hand to a few people not far away, "Although I don't understand the reason, the first accident in the 'Little Name Alley' reminded the old man that this gunpowder is powerful." Not for anything else. It is like a tiger for the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, and they will not be defeated in a hundred battles. On that day, the old man personally inquired about the matter, and bluntly said that he would play the saint and make a statement. Hehe, that's a lot. Let's start over there, let's just watch it here. ”
"Didn't Uncle Cao personally go over and dispatch it?" Seeing Cao Shangshu smiling and groaning and standing with the two hairy boys, he let the old handsome man be surprised and his subordinates were busy. I'm fine, and I don't mean to show my face.
"It is true that the old man is the leader, but the overall matter is still the ability of the officials under him, so that he has today. The old ones are old, and the age of jumping out to show their faces has long passed, and these young people under their command are the time to be reckless, so that they can have a chance to jump in front of these big shots, and there is a whereabouts in the future, right? Cao Shangshu said his subordinates. couldn't help but show a look of care on his face, "It's all half a guy, every time I see them, I think of when I was young, I think of Cao Lin's stinky boy, and in the future, there are more times when that kid relies on Dezhao and Zihao, you young people are so messy, and you have to help you more." The old man thanked me in advance. ”
You can see at a glance what gunpowder is used for. took the lead against public opinion, and the credit for the invitation has already been invited by the emperor. No matter how this thing develops in the future, it can be associated with Cao Shangshu's daimyo, after all, he is the first person to state the benefits to the imperial court. The great merit does not forget the subordinates, giving people a sense of amiability and fame and fortune. will be a man, whether it is true or false, loyal or treacherous; Without the spirit of a king, he doesn't show his talents, and he doesn't talk about profits, so he pulls people's hearts with a smiling face and seemingly indifferent three or two sentences. At least I felt like I was being taken in, and the smiling fat face became more and more cute.
It was ready, and the old commanders returned to the stands, where a young official commanded diligently. After a careful inspection, the eight big men raised the bamboo pole, the official ordered the flag to wave, and the eight people rushed towards the earthen wall with a neat step and shout, and the long iron crane beak at the top of the bamboo pole pierced deeply into the earthen wall. Even though it was far away, I could see that the lead was ignited from the end of the hollow bamboo pole, and the lead burned all the way in the abdominal cavity of the bamboo pole, even on a rainy day, and it could not be extinguished even if it was raining and splashing water from above. After the ignition was completed, the eight big men scattered as birds and beasts, I covered my ears in time, turned my back, and Cheng Chu looked up stupidly and happily......
There was a loud noise, and I could clearly feel the shaking under my feet, and the trees also shook, and the defenseless Cheng Chu was startled, and the earthen wall was shrouded in gunpowder and dust from the explosion, and he couldn't see his face clearly. As soon as he had calmed down, eight strong men rushed over with a slightly thinner pole, blasting three times in a row, arranging a compact and exciting arrangement.
After three loud bangs of the mountain shaking, the entire playground was shrouded in dust and smoke, visibility was poor, my throat was dry, and I kept coughing. Cheng Chu came back to his senses and hurriedly ran towards the place where Old Man Cheng was sitting, and I arched my hand towards Cao Shangshu and followed. Looking at this amazing posture, in addition to the scene in the documentary, it is the first time to get close to the explosion site, so it's good not to have something happen.
Old man Cheng is still sitting in the same place, his posture is mighty, but his body is covered with a thick layer of dust, and he is laughing heartily, and the old handsomes around him are also laughing, and some people can't help but laugh and scold Cao Shangshu for deliberately arranging such a distance, just to see the jokes of the old men.
"Brothers, it's really dangerous just now," an old man stretched out his foot and kicked and broke the flying bamboo, "such a big guy, if you hit it, you have to fly, haha." ”
Old Man Cheng stood up and patted the dust on his body, and waved his big hand, "Get up!" If you look at it, it's full of dust, and you can't see the fate of the earthen wall here. A large group of people followed in a hurry.
The earthen wall had collapsed, and the span from top to bottom had collapsed, leaving only a pile of loess slag and half of the foundation, unrecognizable. After the ash smoke cleared, most of the playground was filled with the remains of earthen walls, and there were lumps of dirt on the ground. A dozen old men squatted on the ruins and sighed. Even the old general Li Tao was a little excited, squatting on the ground and muttering to himself while inspecting the clods, but he couldn't hear what he was saying, anyway, he looked dumbfounded.
"Have you married a daughter-in-law?" The old man who just kicked me on the ground patted me on the shoulder and said affectionately: "If you don't marry, the old man's six granddaughters will be picked and chosen." ”
"Huh?" When I saw the old killer coming, I thought he was going to beat me, and I was afraid. I didn't expect such a question, the contrast between the front and back is too great, and it is a bit dull. "Married, both." I also subconsciously stretched out two fingers and gestured.
"Only? Marry a few more! Lao Wang's family has such a good variety, how many can the two daughters-in-law keep? The old killer was extremely dissatisfied with the number of my wives, "The more stupid this person is, the more he can give birth, but he is a smart person like your Wang family." How can you keep making a single pass, in case you fall to death on a horse, you will be ......"
"Go, you old man!" Old Man Cheng dragged the old killer aside, pointed his nose and scolded: "There are many falls on horseback, why are you still alive?" Horses can't be treaded to death. Spoil the grain. ”
All the etiquette is null and void in front of these people, and a group of people here are either princes or princes, who either scold their mothers or kill people, and even sell their granddaughters wholesale. A heroic mess. No wonder Cao Shangshu has been hiding far away, giving his subordinates a chance is one thing, and it is possible not to deal with these old perverts.
"What do you think? What do you have to say, a few babies from the Ministry of Human Resources and Industry are still waiting for our group of old guys to give advice, all pointing and pointing! Li Tao squatted for a long time before he stood up and spoke, glared at Old Man Cheng and said provocatively: "According to the rules, is the old man coming first, or is Old Cheng coming first?" ”
"You. You please! Old Man Cheng smiled and made a gesture, turned his head and cursed: "Please die first, the old man will not die!" ”
Rudeness is a little rude, but when it comes to the experience of killing, it is richer than the other. Each has their own views on this blaster, such as: the attack is acceptable, but the field is useless; Although it is powerful, it is inconvenient to use...... The opinions of a dozen or so killing masters were gathered. The researchers in the Ministry of Industry were excited. Several books were recorded for the opinions alone.
"Actually, today's demonstration is just one of them. There are still a number of studies in the middle of the test, "Cao Shangshu appeared in front of me again after disappearing," if Zihao has any opinions, it doesn't hurt to say it directly. ”
I don't have any opinion, it's scary to get a blaster out in this era, and the military power is shocked just by relying on the momentum, and I don't understand it, and it's not necessarily a good thing to mess around. He arched his hand and said: "Uncle Cao has lifted it, and the plaything that the kid prepared on a whim has such power in your hands, I really don't dare to have extravagant hopes, admire, admire." ”
"Haha..."Cao Shangshu laughed proudly, "Zihao is too modest," took a waist card from his arms and gave it to me, "The waist card of the Ministry of Works, you can come over often in the future." Many of the officials under the old man have admired you for a long time, and give them more guidance. ”
"Yes, follow Uncle Cao's teachings," It's already noon, and there are outlaws around, so I really don't want to stay longer," the little nephew opened his eyes today, and it was not too early, and it was time to leave. "Give all the old generals who are silent in the killing one by one, pull Cheng Chu and leave this right and wrong place, before leaving, the old general Li Tao also explained to me, it's okay to go to his house, it's okay to go every day. Although it was the first time we met, it seems that Li Tao has a good impression of me, and I can make a good friend for the new year.
"It's still early, aren't you in a hurry to go home?" Cheng Chu opened his eyes and suggested with satisfaction: "If you don't want to go out to shop anymore, you just opened a 'Dongyan Fang' in the north of the city, I heard that it is full of Korean beauties, and the younger brother has been yearning for a long time, so it is better to ......"
"Goryeo? Well, yes, hehe. "Anyway, it's still early, after all, I'm an adult, and I've been looking forward to the word 'beauty' for a long time," lead the way! ”
"Two big brothers, wait a minute...... "As soon as he got on the horse, Cao Lin led the horse and chased him out, his military uniform had been changed, and he was dressed in a Confucian shirt, "I made a business today, and I just listened to my father's advice and messed with the two eldest brothers." ”
"it, Lao Tzu will go to the north of the city to have fun." Cheng Chu acted like a boss, "Don't say that my brothers taught you badly." ”
"That's it!" As soon as Cao Lin heard this, he immediately came to his senses, "Brother Cheng's taste has always been elegant, even if he is looking for fun, he is more emotional than the younger brother, how can he preach badly?" Who dares to say this, the little brother kills his whole family! ”
"Okay, let's follow, do you know 'Dongyanfang'?" Cheng Chu asked.
"I know, my little brother has been admiring him for a long time. The two eldest brothers go slowly, and the younger brother opens the way ahead! Cao Lin was in good spirits, pulling the reins of the horse, the horse under the crotch turned over its hooves and neighed, and passed by, and the prostitution was really majestic and majestic.
'Dongyan Fang' is indeed gorgeous, the door is gorgeous, and the decoration is gorgeous. The girls are more colorful. It's so glamorous that she can't even see her true face, just a grimace. Are you going to sing like this? In the whole workshop, the old bustard looks pleasing to the eye, although he is old and his appearance is not very thoughtful, but at least he looks like a person, and he looks at it steadily.
Cheng Chu is a veteran, just clothes. Momentum, mount, is not an ordinary person, the bustard is to greet with all his heart, and work hard.
"Don't serve others. Don't pretend to be a ghost," Cheng Chu pulled a girl over and pointed, "Like this, it's obviously not a Korean product." If you're fooling people, be careful that grandpa picks up your old goods. Prepare some wine and food, and play the piano with a Huhu, don't have a bad song! ”
The old bustard looked flattering, and quickly ordered someone to prepare a good private room, and as soon as he sat down, the wine and food were brought over, and several girls were sent in the house, looking at the age of thirteen or fourteen. As soon as it came up, it was a foreign language, and I wanted to smoke people when I listened to it.
"Wait a minute," I called the bustard, and pointed to a few girls, "are there any ten **s?" It's better to be able to speak human language, and it's even better to have the surname Jin. ”
"Back to the official, if you want to say ten ** lands, there are also. They have served people well. If it's human talk. Hehe, that's all fakes. Do you want to dislike ......" The old bustard smiled and said: "A few of them are knowledgeable, and they don't say that Goryeo is not high, if you want to say that the girl, as long as you have the right eye, it is good." A few days ago, a few officials picked out the widows, why don't you take a look? ”
", don't talk about the widow, grandpa is still eating." Cheng Chu was dissatisfied and said hatefully: "Last time and ...... Just go to see the widow with the third child of the old Liu family, does Liu Laosan know? Jiannan led the troops to come down, and for a while cut off the ears of seventy-one Tubo people, after reading it, he didn't speak for a long time, and when I asked someone to remove the widow, he said four words: I don't want to live anymore. ”
Haha, including the old bustard, the four of them couldn't breathe with laughter, and I laughed: "Okay, okay, it's a widow, come and take a look," can scare the anti-vomiting hero to the ground, then you have to open your eyes, "Three, go quickly." ”
The old bustard took the order and left, and Cheng Chu warned: "Don't say that my brother didn't remind me, I will have an appetite and complain less after a while." ”
"That's even more eye-opening," Cao Lin pulled a little girl, broke her hands and feet, and said comfortably: "If you want to talk about women, this ugly has the taste of ugliness, and the beauty has the benefits of beauty, so you almost meet the scary." Don't rob the two brothers for a while, although leave the most terrifying to the younger brother, now only as ......" As he was speaking, the door opened, and the old bustard brought three of them, and Cao Lin's face changed just now, and he shouted: "Ghost! ”
"It's all reminded, it's going to be too late, haha..."Cheng Chu pointed at Cao Lin, "It's all scary, it's all yours." ”
This widow is indeed interesting, not to mention the strange dress, the face is also unique, the round face is hard to modify the long face, the white powder is a finger thick, the eyebrows are shaved and round, and at first glance there are four eyes, especially the lips, in order to decorate the cherry mouth, a red blow, which is dazzling. Fortunately, it was daytime, and if it was night, it would have been killed. The maiden followed Cheng Chu's point and sat generously on both sides of Cao Lin, Cao Lin's face turned blue, and she hugged the Goryeo girl and sat straight, without squinting.
"Take it, take it!" Cheng Chu laughed for a while, "See, eat," turned his head and explained a few words to the girl who was playing the piano behind, the two didn't understand what they meant each other, and stared at each other for a long time, and then gave up.
"It's boring," Cao Lin saw that the widow girl was gone, so he relaxed, "What do you say, she doesn't understand, what she says, we don't understand, the piano is also played crookedly, and I won't come next time." As he spoke, he led a little girl to stand up, and said with a hippie smile: "The little brother is a cheerful person, and he is also in a hurry, so he will go to the opposite side to fight for a while, hehe..."
"It's not the right appetite," Cheng Chu frowned, picking and choosing a few dishes, and he didn't know whether to talk about people or food, "Brother Zihao is at his own convenience, and the younger brother is impatient when he listens to this song, saying that she can't understand her, and she is not interested." ”
"I called in and lost interest when I saw the grimace," he looked at the young girls in front of him, who were younger than the second girl, and shook his head, "It's not a little refreshed?" You invited me to dinner last year, and when you met Qin Yu, do you remember? The girl who plays the piano in it is good. "I was very impressed by the girl who played the piano, she was beautiful and the sound of the piano was beautiful.
"Oh!" Cheng Chu patted his head, "Brother Zihao has good eyesight!" That girl is not an ordinary person, not close to people. My brother also beat her idea, if you use force, it's no fun to succeed, it's impossible not to be strong. People have household registration, so they rely on piano skills to eat, and they can't compare to these private dancing girls and official prostitutes," squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Or, let's listen to a few songs in a while." ”
Today was supposed to be a fun, I didn't have any bad intentions, and I inadvertently mentioned that girl, since she is a good person, there is no need to be bored, "Just talk about it, there is no other meaning." It's not good today, Cao Lin will come out in a while, I'll take you two to a good place," remembered a large watermelon field in Nanlin Garden, and didn't let go of the ground, "Let's go to Nanlin Garden to eat melons." ”
"What kind of melon to eat?"
"Cold melon."
"Yes, let's go." When Cheng Chu got the news, he stood up happily and walked out, shouting into the bakery, "Little Wu, hurry up, hurry up." There are good places to go. ”
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