Music is a wonderful thing, especially for people who don't understand music but love music.

Indeed, music is as delicate as feelings, and people who engage in music are more emotional, and a guy with thick lines is not suitable for this job, such as me.

Ying and Lanling are both musical geniuses, of course, in my position, there are elements of flaunting, but at least they are better than me, the tide rises, and anyone who is stronger than me is called a genius. For example, the person I can't beat can be called a martial arts genius, and it's not a shame to be a genius if I can't beat a genius.

When Lanling is in a good mood, she occasionally plays a few tunes to express her mood and let the big guy share her joy. I think it's a matter of quality, just like I used to get into adult jokes with the crowd.

It is understandable that Ying and Lanling could not reach my high quality, so they had to learn piano skills. Of course, there are exceptions, just like Cui Zhang, who can play a song on the piano while learning from everyone about adult experience, which has won the envy of most people. In order to compete with Cui Zhang, I decided to be ashamed to ask questions, improve my musical attainments, and fantasize that one day I can tell pornographic jokes and perform solo, which is very stylish.

"This is the zither, this is the piano." I carefully counted the strings of the two instruments. If you want to learn, you must learn steadily, and you must lay a good foundation, starting with identifying musical instruments. Although I once conducted research on Huangmei Opera in high school (I played Dong Yong at the literary evening, I played the Seven Fairies at the same table. In the science class, there are six girls, so the seven fairies are cameos from the male table), but the posture is too high and the teacher will have an inferiority complex, so it is not public.

"Wrong, it's all kites." Lanling was obviously perfunctory to me, and taught me for more than half a month. I think I don't have to grow my hands except for planning to be a little faster than others, whether I have it or not. "Maybe you should change your artistic conception and learn it quickly, go to the villa in a few days, and it will be more appropriate to play the qin there, just forget it today."

Look down on people. Music knows no intelligence! It seems that I should be a conductor, and I can use the movements of a small stick to shake around and cramp and have epilepsy, and then everyone who dares to speak will be labeled as 'low-quality'. "I mainly want to play two tunes. It doesn't matter what the piano is, just a movement. It's not going to do that to me, is it? "Listening to the news, poultry listen to music to lay eggs diligently, cows can directly squeeze out all kinds of fairy milk when listening to music, I haven't verified it, it's just hearsay. Sometimes I wonder if I should invite someone who can play the piano to sit in the yard of the chickens all day long and play, maybe the chickens will be happy. Directly lay eggs and come out. Glancing at Lanling, he demonstrated: "There are a lot of things to do when you go to the villa, and you don't have time to learn the piano, hehe, ask for more blessings for yourself." ”

Lanling's face was crimson. He gave me an ambiguous look and didn't answer. Fingers pluck the strings, tinkling and melodious sounds flow out. Good.

"I just spoke rudely. Don't go to your heart. "In the beautiful music, my soul was purified, and compared to just now, I was like two people.

"Of course you have to go to your heart," Lan Ling glanced at me, "obviously he is a rough man, and he is a vassal." I didn't underestimate you if you didn't know how to play the piano, even if you could. I won't look up to you because of this. But then again, the little tunes you hum can still occasionally get into your ears, and whoever has what kind of pastime, you're in this realm. ”

Lanling is telling the truth, and the truth is relatively unpleasant. Forget it, I confessed, and said with a bitter face: "You won't be tactful, my body hasn't recovered yet." Can't stand the stimulation. ”

"Die to save face. Wouldn't it be nice to be like this now? It's annoying to learn those useless things. Lan Ling smiled and leaned his face over, "I'm sick." On the contrary, it was white and looked weird. ”

If you shave your face in the morning, you must be white, and you don't want to do this in this era, so you have to keep it a secret. "Eat vegetarian eggs. Oh, by the way, there's something to say. You have fed a lot of chickens on a few Zhuangzi, and the egg production will be large in the future, and your family will not be able to eat it all, and I want people to buy the rest and say hello to you in advance. "The fourth child has begun to start the trial marketing preparations for the egg, once the market is opened, first of all, we must ensure that there is a sufficient supply of raw materials, and the output of Wangjia Zhuangzi is just a drop in the bucket.

"Okay, but don't treat the farmers badly, especially my farm." Lanling has no objection, after all, the by-products of the farmers have also been brought to the next home, and the income will be increased more or less throughout the year. "Didn't you make a purchase contract with your farmer? I also want this in Zhuangzi, the same share, without discrimination. ”

"No," I shook my head in decline. Wangjia Zhuangzi belongs to the special economic zone, and it is appropriate to enjoy preferential policies, "The feed for the chickens raised by the farmers on the ground of my Zhuangzi is provided by the family, and there is an obligation to bear the risk for the farmers." Your Zhuangzi is different, and you won't come to buy my feed, why should I make up for it? ”

"Stingy," Lan Ling snorted dissatisfiedly, "when I can't see the tricks you're playing." Now that there are fewer eggs, you deceived everyone into raising chickens, what should you do if there are more eggs in the future? Except for your Zhuangzi farmer who is guaranteed, no one else is alive? ”

"There is progress, and you can see it." There is some truth in what Lan Ling said, there is such a risk in theory, but it will not happen in at least thirty or fifty years. In this era, the productivity is backward, and the products are far from keeping up with consumption, and I am afraid that I will not see the situation that there are too many eggs to sell in my lifetime. "If the situation you said really happens, I will definitely subsidize the farmers in your farm."

"It's also about talking," Lan Ling looked longing, as if in the scene where there were many Tang eggs that could not be eaten, "It's good if you want to do that." He laughed self-deprecatingly: "I've been messing around with you for a long time, and I've been stained with a lot of stinky problems, I would never have thought of these a year ago, and I learned from you." ”

Economic crisis, hehe, the princess of the Tang Dynasty actually had this concept in her head, which is very interesting. I dare to assert that as long as Mr. Cheng is here, he will definitely not sit idly by and watch the economic crisis happen, at least the poultry egg industry will not happen, and the major families led by him are like a huge black hole, devouring all kinds of poultry egg commodities. After I recovered from my illness, Cheng Chu specially ordered a banquet in 'Da Wen Xuan' to congratulate me on my escape, and during the banquet I found several dishes from the Wang family, especially the yellow stuffy chicken was very popular, although it was not authentic.

"My cook has been teaching you for a few days, should I let him go? I don't have enough cooks in my house right now. "This is true, since Ying's large-scale banquet, the Wang family has to fire and blow things up almost every day. Fried food is in demand.

"Besides, what kind of cook did you send over, and the things you made look like they don't taste at your home at all." Lanling was a little annoyed, claiming that he had lost someone in the last treat, and complained angrily.

"Hey, hey, no," I'm lazy too. The pharmacy grabbed a lot of spices and mixed them together to grind them into a blended surface, and the cook only knew how much to put at a time, but he didn't know what kind of herbs were ground into the ground, anyway, they were all together with the powder, and in the end I couldn't tell who was who. "The problem with the spices. Ask him to come back and bring some spices, or you can bring some back in the afternoon. ”

"Black-hearted, defend against people to this point," Lan Ling angrily took a round fan and slapped it on me. "I don't even have enough seasoning, I haven't seen you like this."

"Don't, don't. Eldest sister, I'm also a mess, wronged people. What did you do? Conscience of heaven and earth! "I'm not stingy enough to sell concoctory noodles. It's not yet a field where I waved my horn and walked through the streets and alleys shouting 'thirteen incense'. "It's just a dozen kinds of Chinese medicine, as for beating people. When did you treat you as an outsider? ”

"Don't treat me as an outsider in the future." After speaking, Lan Ling's face turned red, and he put the fan on his face, "Tell you something." Nowadays, the 'Hongwen Museum' has taught punctuation, and after a long time, the wind has spread, and there is no need to hyphenate words only to read the text. It is also convenient for lazy people to get there. And the "Basic Arithmetic" you picked out was officially opened yesterday, and it is still the "Hongwenkan" that takes the lead in teaching, I like it in my heart. ”

"Indy is pretty, and many of the books in my house are blurry and can't be seen clearly." Engraving printing is the earliest form of printing in China, which is the combination and gradual evolution of the two methods of seal stamping and rubbing. Engraving and printing began in the Tang Zhenguan period.

"Of course it's clear, it's a yang carving template, and it took a lot of effort." Lan Ling pulled me to sit next to her, leaned against me, and said softly: "Since the founding of the dynasty, with your set of "Basic Arithmetic", there are only thirty-one books printed by Kaiyang carving templates. The people don't know, but the court has already fried the pot. Shangshu Province desperately put gold on his face. Remember the old guys who came to issue the decree last time, don't you? None of the good ones will annoy you in the future. ”

"Academically, stuff. No matter how much fuss you make, it's just like that, don't worry about it. Lan Ling's body is soft and comfortable, "Don't say it's basic arithmetic, it's just about taking all your records and opening the version." "Publishing is a good thing, it is equivalent to buying ticket insurance for yourself again, and you are a figure who will go down in history. This person, if not involved in a sharp political struggle, is basically safe. Even if there is a change of dynasty now, it is also the focus of the new government to attract and protect the object, after all, there are very few people who can publish books and biographies in this era, and even the head of state is not willing to offend these people until the last resort. Besides, the Tang Dynasty did not have the bad habit of engaging in literary prison, and it was still relatively open in speech, so there was no need to be afraid of people turning over books and grabbing braids.

Lanling expected to be good, for a few days in a row, several academic heavyweights came to the house, some were curious to visit, some pretended to be acquaintances, and some studied academics. They are all big guys, they have to serve thoughtfully, the hospitality that should be treated, the friendship that should be made, and the waist hurts when they bend all day. This is how a good reputation comes out, it is not enough to have the ability alone, to be humble, at least on the surface to have a humble appearance, the number of etiquette can not be less, the main thing is that the gift should be good.

On the day that Li Chunfeng Dao came to the door, I was playing crickets alone and was happy, and I was just catching the new ding, and I was bathing one by one, but I was disturbed by the old god.

looks good, has the potential to pretend to be a fairy, but he loves to play too hard when he speaks, two of the three sentences he doesn't understand, and one sentence relies on figuring out, and he struggles to die. "Immortal Chief, the kid has a serious illness, his body has not recovered, and his brain is not enough, you should be considerate of it a little."

"Oh?" Li Chunfeng looked at me for a moment, put his hand on my pulse, and nodded thoughtfully, "Di Zhen," said and took out a box from his arms and gave it to me, claiming to be collecting the aura of heaven and earth, seizing the essence of the sun and the moon, using how many rare medicinal materials, and spending energy and effort to refine the Bodhisattva shook his head for fear of the strong pill, and after eating it, he met the Buddha and killed the Buddha, and saw the cow slaughtering the cow.

Li Shimin ate this soaring, Li Zhi no longer believed in the alchemy and alchemy of immortality when he came to power, plus Lao Li had the habit of saying bad things about others behind his back, and he had arranged the rumor that the little lady surnamed Wu was going to usurp the Li family, and he was helplessly laid off. Today, seeing that I wanted to sell a backlog of products that I couldn't handle, I quickly excused myself and said, "Dao Chief, such a precious thing, this ...... Boy ......"

"See, you and I have been friends for a long time. Why be polite. "Anyway, I didn't care if I wanted to, he just stuffed the box into me, and at the same time took a number of difficult problems out and tested me under the banner of discussion.

This person is obviously a cautious eye, the more academic masters are narrow-minded, and he used to make difficult problems for Lanling to entrust me to solve, and now he has made some strange questions to test my ability, which is very boring. Exams. I haven't been in the exam room since I was a child, and I'm still busy bathing the crickets when I'm done, so I'm going to leave quickly.

Li Chunfeng didn't expect me to be so pragmatic, so I was a little surprised to write and calculate on the spot. He watched me as I did the questions, watched my answers one by one, and then handed in the papers. "Incredible. There are such characters in the world, and the poor road is still out of sight. "After that, he began to take a closer look at my appearance, and counted it on his fingers.

"Stop!" It's not good, this old gossip mistake has been committed again, and he has made predictions after he has met him. Maybe I will go out and say something bad about me, I am not afraid of anything these years, I am afraid that someone will deduct the hat of some strange star, and there is nothing to do! "Dao Chief. Life and death are fateful, and wealth is in the sky. The kid is also new to this way, and he has heard a little about the mystery, so he doesn't have to be so clear. "Remind Lao Li Shenhan that everyone relies on people to make a living. Those who know fortune tellers don't believe in fate, they know that they are cheating, and they come to pinch their peers, which is not enough to embarrass people's money.

"Huh?" Li Chunfeng was stunned. He smiled and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." The poor road is not a calculation, "pointing to the answer sheet on the table," it is just a recalculation, and the answer of the little friend is recalculated and verified. ”

"Hehe," I blushed and scratched my head, "It's okay, it's okay." You count. Hey. "It's the old man's fault. But he doesn't look at the question or the answer, and it's useless to stare at my face. It is estimated that it is showing off its super memory.

After Li Chunfeng finished the calculation, he gave me a full score, and threatened to come to my house often in the future to learn from him, took a few bottles of perfume, and left.

If all the people who come to visit are celebrities and dignitaries like Li Chunfeng, they will also arrive, but the hateful thing is that there are still some hairy boys who come to kick the hall. Cultural people are very boring to kick the hall, especially those who play with a hype mentality, they are all not old, their reputation is not good, they want nothing, and they want to become famous in one fell swoop with a fluke mentality.

The people who practice martial arts are really powerful, and if they can't do it, they will see the real chapter on their fists and feet, and they will live or die with one life, and they will be above board. The literati didn't dare, there were few taels of flesh on the body, the curve of smoking a big cigarette, the confidence was all over the mouth, and everything was said by themselves, and I didn't see anyone who died of spittle after speaking.

"Rough man, not very literate, I can't understand what you say. If it weren't for this, I think you play a knife trick, you really don't become a brother to accompany you through a few tricks, Wang is mostly good at the art of war, and there is a shortage of manpower in the frontier, so you can be recommended to go, and the husband can also make contributions to expand the territory. The most annoying of these guys, after seeing the meaning in two sentences, don't entangle, send guests directly, you can break whatever you like, don't play this trick in front of me, and don't have time to waste with them.

Now I find the title of art of war to be useful, and when I say that, the kicking is over, and I haven't seen anyone who has the courage to go to the frontier to make a contribution.

After a few times in a row, there was no more half a bottle of goods coming to ding, and I became the most humiliating cultural person in Chang'an, and I became a signboard for being unreasonable. Recently, there are many students in the capital, and many people have also taken this opportunity to run to me to drill the camp and submit papers, which makes me very annoying, and hurriedly urges me to go to the villa to be quiet and avoid the limelight.

"The husband is a little too much, people come here, why is it always lukewarm," Ying listened to the gossip outside, and comforted: "Many people just want you to have an evaluation, just say good things and pass, don't make people lose face." ”

"Yes, I will say yes next time," as he was talking, Steward Qian came to report, and a student handed over the work and wanted me to review it.

It is easy to change a roll. Hand it to Ying, "Madame's evaluation, I don't understand," this person deliberately showed off, the handwriting was messy, and at first glance, he thought it was a rag, "Everyone writes in a proper manner, this person is too arrogant, and he writes and makes a disaster." ”

"Why don't you just say something?" Ying looked at it over and over again, frowned and said: "The handwriting is still gone, and the meaning is clear, but why do you think it's weird." I can't tell where I blame it. ”

"Weird?" Curious, I called the housekeeper, "Have you left?" I didn't go to the vestibule, I went to meet him. ”

No wonder Ying said strangely, the student was not from the Tang Dynasty at all, a student from the Japanese Kingdom. There's something wrong, I came to submit a paper and mixed a Datang diploma, and I really want to settle down with a green card. Even the savages came to coax, it was too shameless.

"Uncle Qian, in the future, some people will ask about their nationality first, and what kind of system will the dignified marquis's mansion mix with wild garlic."

"It doesn't look like someone from our side, but he can speak human words," Steward Qian was a little aggrieved, and spit out hatefully, "Little Hou Ye, don't worry, there will be no next time." ”

Chang'an can't stay anymore, go to the villa as soon as possible to take refuge, I'm too scared, it's not a good thing to be famous.

。 Three Heads M.