Dog bites are natural, common, and not rare. It's rare for people to bite dogs, and it's still a little person the size of a dog, and it's nine pounds to do it.

As soon as I came back, Wangcai turned the complaint around me whimpering, thinking that the little master was infringing, and from time to time he put his bloody scab ear on the edge of a few times to accuse the crime of nine catties, and expressed his helplessness about life and a bleak future with the body language of the dog. Let me understand that Wangcai plans to work with me in the future and minimize the time spent alone with the little marquis; can understand its current state of mind, the small tooth marks on Ying's neck abound, and the second daughter who is climbing on the table and slicing together the broken account book, it is not only Wangcai who suffers.

Children are at an age when they are walking hard, and they are in the physiological period of separation of human and animal consciousness. At this time, if you hand it over to Wangcai to raise a child, he will focus on the tearing skills of the upper and lower palate bites and claws, after all, this is the most basic survival ability of chordates in hundreds of millions of years of evolution, and they will become so-called beast children; Therefore, it is a necessary process to inculcate human behavior consciousness in time, generally speaking, this task is mainly undertaken by the father, but not today, because Lanling will come to the door to play tomorrow, so I have to explain them to prepare for preparation, and I will go fishing to relax by the way.

"It's not that there are fewer people coming," Ying was rubbing the bite marks on her neck with the bronze mirror, not caring at all about what Lanling was going to do. It seems that I have to go out, for fear of affecting the overall view.

"It's not the same ......" I don't understand why I say that, and it doesn't make much difference when I think about it. The only difference from other families is that the Wang family has become more popular to welcome the eldest princess, and in the end, Lanling enters and exits the realm of no one, and the Wang family is insensitive.

Ying glanced at me in the mirror, looked for some powder and threw it on her neck, and found that there was no effect of removing spots and scars. I wiped it clean with a wet handkerchief again, and slapped it on my neck a few times very dissatisfied, "Husband, these nine catties have been biting more and more recently, you have to take care of it." Twisting her face and suddenly smiling at me, she said in a greasy voice: "The concubine's body is a little injured and scarred, and she is not afraid to make jokes when she goes out, and the eldest princess is so embarrassed in the future, but it is eye-catching." Women in this world have to be mothers, but there is always a difference between this mother and mothers. Right? ”

"What?" Hurriedly coughed twice, slapped his head and suddenly said: "Look, I forgot about the big thing, and I promised the cousin of the Zhang family to give a lecture today." It's a big thing, people who are late are all scholars, and it's not good to say that we don't respect others, you're busy with yours. After that, he turned around and left, and lifted the nine catties that climbed up and down the threshold and threw them on the kang. Want to give a lecture?

"It's weird," as soon as the voice was raised, Ying's figure blocked the door, and it seemed that this ever-changing light body kung fu had grown again. "I just heard from you that Old Man Su was waiting for you to go fishing, why did you change your lecture again?"

"Ah......" scratched his head and smirked a few times, followed Ying's body and squeezed out tentatively. Unsuccessful. Turning around, he naturally took off the fishing rod and shook it towards Ying and the second daughter, "Ah, haha, yes." Fish first! After fishing, I went to give a lecture, combined work and rest, combined. ”

"Humph!" Ying smiled and glared, came over and grabbed the fishing rod and threw it beside Jiujin, giving the second daughter a look, "Teach Jiujin to fiddle and fiddle, be a father's good fishing skills, and the tiger father has no dogs." Nine catties can't be pulled down. Your dad is very capable! The poor baby can't learn that in the future. ”

Criticism meeting? The second daughter didn't mean to help me at all, took out my baby fishing rod and handed it nine catties in her arms, the puppy bared its teeth and bit it, gnawing on sugarcane like 'Bang, Bang' sound, my heart was broken, and I wanted to grab it but was blocked by Ying warmly, and said softly: "The baby is practicing teeth." You said that you should bite more at this age, and it is not called fighting. Right? ”

"Rebellion! It's all reversed? He rolled up his sleeves and tore open the placket to forget that Wang Xiu didn't have heart hair. The very faceless ones quickly buckled up.

Ying and the second daughter glanced at each other, smiled and leaned back together, smiled and twisted her eyebrows, pulled me over and slammed my back a few times, hatefully: "It's always like this, it's always not the truth, the lie can't be round, and you can't deceive!" ”

"What's that......" Ying was speechless, so she had to pat comfortingly in her arms, "What nonsense, I don't know what you say, the weather outside is so good, go fishing with me, and the second daughter will go too." ”

Ying and the second daughter exchanged glances, the second daughter's finger was pushed by the nine-pound ravaged ledger, Ying smiled and pulled at the edge of my kang, "Look, no one wants to go." My husband also went to the meeting late, and I talked to my mother at home, and I wanted to hear the interesting story of your trip to Lingnan, which has been back for a long time, but I haven't mentioned it once. ”

"Lingnan, no season, no fun, I won't go next time." After a few perfunctory words, he reached out and snatched the fishing rod from Jiujin's arms and hurriedly checked it. The stinky boy has good teeth, and the paint surface is full of bite marks, and he can't live, so he has to be sent to repair it, maybe these dozen times will be over, and he will be a loser!

"That's it?" Ying beckoned to the second daughter, and the second daughter leaned in Ying's arms with great interest, tilting her head pitifully, and looking at me with pure and clear big eyes without blinking and waiting for the following.

Two ladies! The image of this killing place suddenly appeared in my mind. Damn, it must be that this dog who eats inside and crawls outside is not strict, and I was betrayed? Oh, my God! With his IQ, whether it is Ying or the second daughter, he can take out a ** sentence or two...... It seems that Huang Yaoshi is right, I also have to recruit some deaf and mute people to come back to cultivate, the kind of followers who have long mouths and no brains must all go into the well and choke to death!

Angel, I never thought that the fourth child was so beautiful today, what a cute little girl, Guanyin who rescued the suffering, and it was thanks to her timely appearance that I committed suicide by hanging from the beam today. The phrase: "I want to listen too," saved her poor brother-in-law.

Ying and the second daughter glanced at each other helplessly, and stretched out their hands to slap the fourth child's head. The fourth child pouted aggrievedly, and then pulled me to start discussing the big business of selling fish, I couldn't ask for it, and immediately devoted myself to it, all kinds of ideas emerged in an endless stream, and the essence of the theory summarized in the food industry for thousands of years was endless. If nothing else, at this time, I look forward to carrying out this stinky fish land topic to the end, and it will never end.

"Okay, the fourth brother and the second daughter will discuss it," Ying glared at me fiercely, and handed over the fishing rod helplessly, "Let your brother-in-law hurry up and go fishing, the old man Su Dingfang is still waiting." The husband came back early, and when he drank again, he called the old man to come to the house. No one can afford to have an accident at the pond. ”

It doesn't matter, at least you don't have to go back to be interrogated if something happens, this fishing is really called fishing, the concentration of fishing, the sky is smeared and there is no meaning to collect the rod, Su Dingfang on the side can't wait, and calls someone to weigh him. Stretch out your foot and kick me, "Kid is making trouble today. I haven't said a word for a long time, and my tongue has a sore? ”

Shaking his head, he stared intently at the blurred fish float and sighed lightly.

"Tell the old man," the old man squatted down in front of him very gossipingly, and took my sparse fish basket to look at it, "This is not a normal ability. What is it? Say it, the old man will call the shots for you, and he will sell this old face to the top of the court. It's really not possible, and you are shameless Grandpa Cheng's support. No one dares to do anything to you. ”

smiled bitterly and thanked the old man Su, if the public affairs are easy to handle, I will do this...... The saint has no ability to solve it, and no one's old face will be useful.

"Whose girl do you like?" Old man Su didn't listen to me like a dispute on official business, and he was very experienced in figuring out his feelings. It is estimated that the old man was a flower when he was young. With an old smile, he said: "It must be for this, your mother-in-law is amazing, and she doesn't dare to rob the house when she looks at it, right?" ”

"Huh?" Rob? In the end, he was born as a military general. Even the reputation of the top academic school can't hide the style of the military. The word 'robbing' is used so well, it seems that none of the old man's wives and concubines are voluntary, and they are all doing it easily.

"Look, that's right!" Su Dingfang happily pinched his hands, and he expected the enemy to be like a god in his life, and said smugly: "The little doll's heart is short, and the old man said it." Who's the girl? ”

"No, no. The old man teased, hehe. "Forget it, there are two censors in the family, and there is a kiss grabbing one who pops up here, and I can clean up and give lectures, and it is best to meet a shameless literati drunk at this time, and there is no way to communicate with the general.

"Laughing at what? Wait, let the girl get a pot for the two of us. Be enlightened. Su Dingfang straightened up and shouted towards the road again. Every now and then, Yun Yatou always takes her two younger brothers to the kindergarten, and it has become a habit to greet each other.

"This girl is good." Pointing to the back of the cloud girl, he recommended to me: "If you talk about robbery, the big families will definitely avoid it, and the old man will never let it go if he is twenty years younger." ”

"You're old and strong, and it's not too late to grab it." While perfunctory, he raised his head and took two glasses with a little alcohol, and he went home to pretend to be drunk.

Su Dingfang waved her hand humbly, "At the same age as a girl, the old man is half buried in the loess, is the kid scolding?" When I am a virtuous thief with him? Reaching out and knocking on my head, "Listen! It's a good thing that the mother-in-law at home is powerful, but it can't all be left to her, she has to pick it up, and she doesn't have to be soft! ”

"Yes, yes, the black boy will go back and pick it up!" Randomly answered, and the two touched again.

"The people of our army are not at home outside all the year round, and it is not good to support them at home without a powerful mother-in-law. Pick up and pick up, but you can't wilt, you have to leave her a lot of energy. "Su Dingfang has experience in this, no wonder most of the families in this line of troops have a wicked woman in charge, and it may be the only place where the generals have reached a consensus." It depends on your own ability, the eldest mother-in-law will definitely bully the little one at home, and we are distressed if there is one less today and one less tomorrow. So be thoughtful, you first raise the outside until you have a baby and then lead it home. With the baby's support, no matter how powerful she is, she will beat and scold a few times at most, and she has to look at the proportions when she starts. ”

High! It's really high! Not to mention the academic school, Old Man Su is always in his life, and this method alone is not comparable to the open-minded bandit faction of Old Man Cheng, which is filthy enough!

Think about yourself, in fact, it's worse than Old Man Su, forget it, no one is sorry if you talk about it. Raise a glass and pour it a few times, borrow this wine to be strong, and go back to confess! A lifetime of things, you can't get by hiding from anyone or not, your wife has guarded the house for you and waited for you to come back, you are good, don't say anything about the birth outside, don't admit it, change the position of Ying and the second daughter, think about it, and roll into bed with this liar for a lifetime.

"Want to open it?" Old man Su saw that I was pouring into a hurry, and said happily: "You should be like this, you don't lose yourself if you are good or bad, and you should not hesitate to make up your mind." ”

nodded, bowed his hand to the old man, resisted the fishing gear, fixed his eyes, and strode back.

There was no time to freshen up, and the fishing gear was thrown out of the fourth child as soon as the wall root was lifted, and he was afraid that he would lose his courage after this time, so Ying and the second daughter took nine catties to open a review meeting.

sat down on the kang in the circle, burped two wines, and reached out to take the nine catties in the arms of the second daughter and hugged them. "Do you want to hear about Lingnan?" took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth and settled down, and hugged Jiujin upright, "From beginning to end, it's not a tolerance, I'm ......"

"I'm drunk again," Ying raised her eyebrows, reached out and pushed me, and handed the nine catties from my hand to the second daughter. "Serve and sleep, if you don't ask to drink outside, you won't listen!" Turned around and called the nurse to come in and pick up the child, and slapped me hard, "Lie down, hurry up and change your clothes first." ”

"Oh," let the two ladies toss. Suddenly found that the situation was not developing according to his own thoughts, and hurriedly said: "I wasn't drunk, I didn't drink much." Hear me out. ”

"Say what?" Ying leaned over to hold me down, stretched out her hand and picked at the corner of my eye, and whispered face to face: "The princess went out to pick up the orphan of the prisoner, and the whole capital knows about it, and she asked her to go, what do you know?" ”

"Oh." nodded stupidly, looked at the two women in front of him apologetically, and said honestly: "Actually, I know a little bit ......."

Ying Jiao poked at my head and laughed, "I don't want to hear it again." What good things can a man do when he goes out for more than a year? I didn't bother to listen to those. He turned his head to the second daughter and said, "Let the fourth child go to the West Market with you to see how the gang of people have gotten land for Yuzhuang, and the two of them will come back after eating and playing." And husband, you can't be lazy in weaving, there is a good call for our workshop, and one night go back early to talk about it. ”

My mother-in-law is amazing, I admit that Ying just took me with this sentence. Who says a woman's family is short? There are answers to the questions. The goal was achieved, not noisy, not noisy, a small action. A thoughtful word tugged at my heart. is not pretentious, not showing the mountain dew, just the homely tone between husband and wife, I have to learn for another ten years.

and the second daughter nodded, Ying should give everyone a good support to leave a heads-up space for herself and Lanling. The two women are waiting for this day, but they are not fuel-efficient floor lamps, and they can't turn on Ying. But the momentum of Lanling is so short. I don't know if the scene will be very hot, this is all my own sin.

Jiujin hugged me early in the morning and didn't call me away. Ahh

It was already late, Lanling didn't give me a chance to leave the house, and still resumed the time for homework at home a few years ago. Back then, she had a share of breakfast, and today is no exception, there are more pairs of chopsticks on the dinner table, and Lanling and Ying have been held together like sisters, one holding nine catties, the other holding sugarcane, and sitting at the dinner table next to each other is very affectionate.

I have never seen such a place to eat, a dignified princess, a four-grade lady, and the child is not loose at the dinner table. I sat at a single table and felt that the strength was overwhelming, the wind was miserable, and it was all in laughter, indescribable.

"This baby is stronger than when I left Beijing!" Lan Ling smiled, as if he had seen his own flesh and bones, and pinched his arms and legs intimately, "This body is a good material for martial arts in the future." It's a pity that Zihao is weak and can't teach this, so I'll help find a good teacher for the child in two years. "As he spoke, he glanced at me with his afterglow, deliberately making the afterglow and Ying's gaze that shot at me intersect, it must have been deliberate!

"Let's just say it," Ying quickly got up and thanked me, and pulled me over to thank the princess for her kindness! I was so angry that I didn't faint on the spot. Let me leave early last night, and this morning I didn't say anything to call away, so that I was not a ghost or a ghost to put on a smiling face, Ying also deliberately! As soon as the words changed, he pulled me to sit down, and said with a smile: "It's strange that the child is embarrassed, and he doesn't dare to count on it, so he just wants to be content with one or two points of his father's knowledge." The children of stupid families are not as good as the little county king Lingxiu, and the little county king will be a hero of both civil and military affairs in the future! ”

The king of the county? Count on your fingers, indeed, this surname Li has to be ranked down according to the vein of King Zhao and Lanling, and he has become Li Shimin's grandchildren, and he is directly related! The bullshit boy is now the king of the county, I have been wronged for Dugu, why didn't he say that he followed his mother's surname? Why didn't his mother tell him to let the prince adopt him and come back later? I will have to salute this stinky boy when I see this sugar cane in the future? It's no wonder if you don't stomp him to death!

Don't think about it, dubbing first: "Hey, hey, hey......" For the first time, I found myself so eager to go to the unit, but since I came according to the number of courtesies, I didn't intervene when the princess didn't finish the meal, and blindly smirking is not a way, forget it when you die!

Lanling didn't work hard in this area, and it was a big loss, right? "It's not a little small, only when you are one year old will you have a title, where will you be the king of the county?" Laughing unnaturally, he hugged Sugarcane into his arms, and suddenly turned his head to look at me generously, looking at me with a shudder, Ying's expression also became strange. "It's rude," Lan Ling smiled freely and explained to the two of us, "When I saw Zihao, I remembered the days when I ran to the Wang family a few years ago. Zihao is a genius in the world, in the past few years, I have recorded a lot of motherhood, but there are not many of them, thanks to this child looking at Lingxing, if I am lucky enough to be able to practice with Zihao in the future......" paused, inadvertently glanced at Ying, a picture of infinite maternal love picked up the sugarcane and pasted it on the face, borrowed a considerate tone and asked: "I think Zihao will not refuse, right?" ”

"No, no, hey, hey...... "What can I do?" I miss Liu Renliang!

。 Three Heads M.