Chapter 127: True and False Tang Xuanzang
The six-eared macaque was shocked: "How can you, a monk, know where I come from?"
Just as he was speaking, the scorpion spirit had already returned to the flower pavilion with his weapon, and when he saw the two people facing each other, he couldn't help but show surprise.
"You ...... Who is the real holy monk's brother?"
Seeing this, Liu'er sighed in his heart, he had just missed the opportunity to kill Xuanzang, quietly put away the iron rod, and then pretended to sit on the spot as if he was the same as Xuanzang.
This scene made Sun Wukong, who turned into a fly and flew in, stunned, and looked at it with a golden light flashing in his eyes, and found that he couldn't tell which was his master at all.
However, seeing that the master was safe and sound, he was relieved, and planned to go out to teach the land god who deceived him a lesson, and sure enough, it delayed his time to play cards, and almost ruined the good thing between the master and the female goblin!
"Amitabha, the female benefactor is back!"
The two spoke in unison, almost in no particular order.
The scorpion was stunned, feeling that he had gone out of the cave once, and when he came back, two holy monk brothers appeared.
Double happy?
The scorpion spirit blushed, thought of some filthy things, and said in a coquettish voice: "The slave family didn't expect that there would be two holy monk brothers, no matter who is real, the slave family can't tell the difference, why don't you worship with me together and be my husband?"
The six-eared macaque felt a little embarrassed in his heart, he didn't have the slightest interest in this kind of female goblin at all, and his magic powers had been paying attention to Xuanzang's throat and tongue, what he wanted to say, just say it himself.
Xuanzang: "The poor monk doesn't agree to this matter!"
Six-eared macaque: "This is very good, good, good!"
The six-eared macaque was stunned, obviously his supernatural powers detected the sound that Xuanzang was about to make, and if he agreed, why did the two of them change their taste after saying it together?
Xuanzang turned his head to look at the six-eared macaque, showing an appreciative expression, as if to say, "Young man, there is a future", but his eyes were full of ridicule.
Liu'er felt that he had been tricked, and was about to refuse, when he suddenly felt a tightness around his waist, and a black scorpion tail was entangled, and then a somewhat urgent voice sounded.
"Since that holy monk brother hasn't figured it out yet, let's think about it now, and the slave family will go to the boudoir with this holy monk brother to do some small games first!"
Xuanzang smiled and said, "The donor is at his own convenience, don't care about the poor monks!"
Liu'er only felt a needle prick straight at his back, which was really like a man's back, as if he would be bitten by the scorpion tail if he moved slightly.
Having suffered the pain of the poisonous hook sting before, Six Ears knew that the female goblin was not going to let him go, and the two entered a boudoir full of flowers together.
The interior is decorated with all kinds of rare treasures, luminous orbs, ice jade, etc., which are just the most common ornaments used to decorate the ceiling here.
When I looked up, all kinds of precious ornaments shone brightly under the candlelight, like a galaxy.
"This place is for the holy monk's brother, do you still like it?" asked the scorpion spirit playfully, and patted Liu'er's ass as he spoke.
Liu's face was flushed, but the scorpion tail wrapped around his waist made him dare not act rashly, his eyes fell on the head of the bed, and he found that there were several skulls hanging at the head of the bed, which seemed to have been rubbed by people all year round, and the surface was covered with pulp.
"Female benefactor, how did the skull come about?" Six Ears thought about delaying time, so that the scorpion spirit in front of him could let his guard down, and then take the opportunity to escape.
The scorpion spirit smiled coquettishly and said: "These are all left by the men before me, hey, it's a pity that they died young, which made the slave family lonely, empty and ......cold all these years."
As he spoke, he pulled Liu'er to sit on the edge of the bed, picked up a skeleton and slowly introduced: "This is a handsome scholar I caught from a small town a hundred miles away, although he is not as good-looking as the holy monk, but he is also very delicate and delicious!
Then he picked up another skeleton that did not look like a human race, and Mu Lu recalled: "This is a fox demon king found by the slave family from Qianli Mountain, and after the transformation, he is also a jade-faced Langjun, and I have spent about two hundred years, alas, alas, it is a pity that I was stung to death with a scorpion tail when I was most excited by the old lady......
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After introducing one after another, Liu'er couldn't help but feel a little furious in his heart, the banshee in front of him was obviously the black widow of the Mandate of Heaven!
I found so many husbands, but I found one to die, and the way to die is also strange!
Although Liu'er's cultivation is stronger than his predecessors, he doesn't dare to guarantee that his life is hard enough for this black widow to defeat.
"Female benefactor, you should spare me, the poor monk really doesn't want to sit under that skirt!"
The scorpion spirit grabbed his hair, drew circles on the chest of the six ears, and said delicately like a little woman: "Brother Holy Monk, haven't you heard a word?"
"What?" Six-Ear got goosebumps on his arm.
The scorpion spirit tugged at the placket of the six ears, pulled it in front of him and spit out pink gas and said: "It's also romantic to die under the peony flower!"
Liu'er only felt a blur in front of him, and his clothes were stripped naked
"Hey, Holy Monk, are you still wearing a sweater on such a hot day?"
At this time, Liu'er had recovered his true appearance because of a short coma, and the scorpion felt more and more wrong when he touched it, and he took a look at it from his clothes.
"Ahh
The scorpion essence looked furious, but he didn't expect to be teased by this stinky monkey, and directly slapped his palm at Liu'er's head.
The strong wind paved the way, and the death crisis hit, and the alarm bell sounded in Liu'er's heart, which directly woke him up from his slumber.
Biting the tip of his tongue violently, he let himself be excited, and the Yuan Shen became active and fled directly.
"Dead monkey, where to go!" The scorpion took his weapon and turned into a gust of wind and chased it out.
Xuanzang sat in the flower pavilion, only to see a monkey with a bare ass flying out, and then the scorpion spirit chased out with a strong wind.
"Why are Liu'er so fast?" Xuanzang shook his head and looked down at the small fish in the pool.
Just as he was hesitating to leave here, the scorpion spirit walked in from outside the cave in a huff, and after seeing Xuanzang, the unhappy expression on his face was retracted, and he directly grabbed Tang Seng and came to her boudoir.
Just like before, the scorpion spirit introduced the origin of the skull one by one, and Xuanzang looked at the scorpion spirit with some disgust when he heard it: "Tsk, it turns out that you are a female goblin who rows boats and does not rely on pulp!"
"Brother Holy Monk, what do you mean by this?" the scorpion spirit asked with a confused expression.
Xuanzang pointed to those skulls and said lightly: "Boating doesn't rely on pulp, it all depends on the waves! No wonder you are called a lustful evil, such nonsense, you are simply a demon in the sex!"
"You, Brother Holy Monk, if you talk like this, the slave family will be so sad!" said the scorpion delicately, with a weeping expression on his face, and his eyes were red, which made people feel protective.