Chapter 435: Growing Pains

All wishes came true, just as Ying was hoping for, it snowed. Pushing open the door early in the morning, the cold air and the snowflakes scattered in the sky are refreshing, and then looking back at Ying with a tired face, I am so amazing!

The fourth child is stepping on a big snow bag in the yard, the snow bag has been backlogged and smooth like a mirror, nine catties somehow got the two younger brothers out of the hands of the wet nurse, and brought two unruly walking fart children to crawl on it, and the girl in the nurse's arms yearning to look at the boy to be happy, stretched out a hand babbling to get involved, saw me come out and immediately shouted for me to hug her.

The girl's small appearance is gratifying, like her mother. Although I stubbornly think that it is not bad to be like me before, it is also very face-saving to become a female ogre of the Megatron Datang.

"Look, the longer you look, the more like you," he pinched the girl's nose in his arms, "I look jealous, as if you were a human being." ”

Ying likes me to say this, even if she doesn't make persistent efforts to give birth to a boy, being able to give birth to a girl who is only like herself is enough for her to be proud for a while, at least she won't compete with the second daughter because of this. To be honest, I like girls, but I always look forward to having a few more boys, it seems that not only is it psychopathic, but even the logic is perverted, and it may hurt a nerve when I cross over.

"The girl has good eyebrows," Ying will carefully look at the child every time she takes it over, and then praise the future peerless beauty with her eyebrows, which is the only thing I am worried about, I am afraid that my daughter will grow up and find out that she has been deceived by a mother who likes to deceive herself for several years and will be grief-stricken.

The second daughter naturally doesn't have to take advantage of her mouth, and the stinky boy who didn't change her face even after falling dozens of heels on the snow bag is indeed enough for her to be proud of. Even Jiujin was amazed at the tenacity of the two younger brothers, getting up again and again, falling down again and again, the ice was hard and smooth, and even the adults bared their teeth when they fell, but the third and fourth brothers giggled at each other every time. Then pouting his ass and immediately getting up again, it's scary.

glanced at the second daughter and took it. The great mother smiled and watched her two sons fall on their heels, neither planning to help the children up, nor ending this game that could never stand up with a little distress, Ying couldn't see it, and pushed me with one hand, "The second daughter doesn't care." You don't care! ”

That's right! I'm the child's father, I can't see it for a long time, and I'm so angry that I forget about this relationship. As soon as I let go, the two unlucky ones crawled over the ice again, as if I was the one who disturbed their suffering. The second daughter shook her hand gently, signaling that I don't have to worry, and said softly: "They know how to fall without suffering." It won't break easily. ”

Stretched out his hand and squatted down to give the child some protection, but was politely pulled away by the second daughter, and said annoyedly: "Aren't you distressed?" ”

The second daughter squatted down beside me with a smile and said in a voice that only I could hear: "They are not daughters, they will have to earn their lives in the future." It's not okay to be afraid of pain and hardship, and being a mother can only help them like this. ”

I was stunned when I heard it, but there was no complaint in the eyes of the second daughter, it was that kind of strong love. My heart warms when I see it. The second daughter is the only person in the family who can keep her head clear for many years, from the first time she saw her to the present, there has never been a time when her thinking has been disturbed by mood swings. Even the second daughter herself admits this, in her words, the living environment and miserable encounters in her childhood have created this specialty, so the tenacious character must start from the doll, and the first thing to learn is how to fall safely.

This made me curious, and I carefully observed the whole movement of the three and four brothers from the climb to the fall. Sure enough, it was as the second daughter said. The child can quickly rely on instinct to sum up the lesson, the third and fourth brothers can always quickly adjust the angle of the limbs and the ground before they fall, use the strength of their legs, waist and even back to extend the cushioning force, and try to use everything around them to avoid the first impact on their joints and other vital parts. It's amazing, no wonder I fell from the flower bed last month and suffered a little skin trauma, scared me to think that these two children were done playing, and beat the second daughter for this, but she should also be beaten. That's right.

Comparatively. Although Jiujin has been practicing martial arts for a long time, his sense of balance is much better than that of children of the same age. But he lost the innate instinct of early childhood, and he was not so calm when he occasionally planted a heel, it seems that he missed the best time to learn to plant a heel, which is Ying's fault, don't blame me!

"Of course it's your fault!" Lanling's habitual winter syndrome began to attack again. Every time this season of idleness, Lanling would force herself to become busy, and the closer she got to the end of the year, the more unstable her mood became, although the illness improved in the years after Sugarcane was born, it was not completely controlled, and it always had to be repeated from time to time, just like today.

I admit that this time I gave her the condition to ask for guilt; The heavy snow seemed to awaken the wildness of the five wolf cubs raised by the sugar cane, and the began to attack all the targets they could indiscriminately when they were well fed and drunk, and the first victim was my medical research partner, the great man who tried maggots in an unsuspecting manner, had his expensive cotton clothes torn and almost lost an arm.

The victim down is a weak girl, she reverted to the surname Shangguan, fortunately the sugarcane rescue in time, only to save a generation of female Shangshu like a flower-like little face, unfortunately the wolf claw left a small mark in the center of her eyebrows, so that I said that it is not broken, it is the icing on the cake? Well, I do share the same idea as most unscrupulous parents, who intend to take away a series of responsibilities related to their children's troubles as soon as possible.

I've got to get rid of this bunch of guys, and I can't afford to delay for a moment. After listening to Lanling's report and visiting the two injured, I began to rejoice, thanks to these two unlucky people, if this happened to Sugarcane, I would not forgive myself in death.

Lan Ling pulled me back and asked, "What are you going to do with it?" ”

"How's the wolfskin mattress?"

Lan Ling shook his head, "You have to talk to Duwa," and closed the door while pulling me into the house, and whispered: "I have already reproached him, and the child is also afraid, knowing that you didn't come out to see you, and now he is still in his own courtyard and dare not come out." ”

It's fear, think of the bloody scene in the animal world if it happened to people...... It's heart-wrenching to think about, let alone a child. Since Lanling has already reprimanded, I just went over to comfort the child a few words, and by the way, I cooked for those beasts together.

"The boy is afraid that someone will come to deal with his wolf, so he begs me for a morning." As he spoke, he took a piece of paper from the shelf and handed it to me.

It is a plea review guarantee from Comrade Sugarcane. The review is profound, the reflection is in place, the words are bloody and tearful, and the hearts of the people who watch it are churning for a while, jealousy, if I had such a good literary style when I was a child, I would have to be beaten less. Looking up at Lan Ling's loving expression, he couldn't help but say angrily: "You plan to just pass it like this?" ”

Lanling was at a loss by me. took the guarantee and looked at it for a long time, looking like a thief who was not beaten.

"If you bite someone else today, you can bite sugar cane tomorrow, believe it or not?" With years of experience in raising dogs, this kind of animal, regardless of size, can no longer be retracted once it opens its teeth. The dog is better, and it is not enough to treat the owner well, but the wolf is difficult to say. I haven't raised it, in case something happens and the adults can't live. "I can't tell the difference, my brain has a belly button, how can I be a mother!"

Lan Ling pinched his forehead in pain, shaking the child's confession in annoyance. "What to do? I've promised Duwa what to do! ”

"Get used to it, get used to it!" If you can do it all day long, you can't even manage your own baby. "You agreed, why did you agree? What are you living all in? I'm not dead yet. I'm going to talk to Sugarcane, you sit here to reflect, and by the way, write a review, profoundly, no less than the number of words on Sugarcane. Stop, no quibbles! ”

There is no one to worry about, and the family is not flat. There is another wolf plague here, and it is all disgusting. is a marquis and an eldest princess, she lives without face, and the scenery outside is a fart one day, giving birth to fewer children and raising more pigs!

Forget it, try to reason with your child, you are in a bad mood, and you can't make a baby unhappy. Let's be honest. Sugarcane sensible early. Lanlingdi's tutoring is not comparable to ordinary people, and it can be regarded as perfect among children of the same age. Independent. have their own ideas, and sometimes they can even keep up with the ideas of adults and communicate with adults on a unified level; It's not as simple as nine catties, and you have to give some mentally retarded death orders from time to time to restrain it.

I don't know why, every time I see sugarcane, I always feel sorry for nine catties; is also his own child, but he enjoys two ways of education, which is not fair. Despite the dedication of both of them, Jiujin is the boss after all, just like an experimental specimen, accompanying him to grow up while constantly summing up lessons and lessons, and then implementing feasible and reliable solutions on sugarcane, which is a common phenomenon and an important factor in the low yield of the eldest son.

"Dad," Sugarcane heard my footsteps, and before I could go up the steps, he obediently opened the door and greeted him, smiling like the old days on his little face, as if the neighbor's wolf had done something bad. "The homework is not finished yet, and there is a question that I don't have a clue yet, and I am waiting for you to come."

"Oh, show me," pinching the cane chin, more sensible child. As long as I am in front of me, the scattered entertainment work such as making tea is all done by Sugarcane himself, and occasionally he will politely apologize to me that the tea leaves in winter are not fresh, and today I am polite, specially ordered to prepare ginger tea for me to warm up, complain that I should not come out in the snow, and then start to buy me high-end leather goods, anyway, there is no shortage of these things in the eldest princess's mansion.

Very sophisticated little guy, I drank ginger tea, while smiling Napi Qiu, patiently and seriously answered a series of problems that were not difficult problems, enjoying the sycophants that my children floated from time to time, and during the break between classes, I also commented on the little poems of the sugarcane everyone praising me to cater to the snow scene, talked about the matters that would take him to the mountain villa to play at the end of the year, and promised to teach him some physical knowledge next year, which is really a good child...... If Jiujin did this, it is estimated that he would have gone up to the palm wheel earlier, and see what kind of ghost Lanling had taught my baby to look like!

All the social skills I didn't even master at the age of twenty were perfected by this little kid, and if I had had had done so, I would have run into a broken truck at a barbecue stand.

Patiently accompanied Sugarcane to the end, and after he packed up the textbook materials, he patted the cushion next to him and asked him to sit over, stared at Sugarcane's eyes for a while, until he dodged weakly and then smiled: "It's awkward, isn't it?" ”

Sugarcane was nervous by my question, lowered his head and didn't dare to make a sound, and finally nodded softly, and instantly changed his face and became aggrieved.

"Really wronged?" He touched the top of Sugarcane's head, "Your mother let me read the guarantee, and based on your performance just now, I will give you a sincere evaluation - false." "I don't like children to play this trick in front of me, maybe Lanling thinks her son is honest and trustworthy, but I know sugarcane better than her. Lying is not something you learn. Even arthropods have instincts, so I don't see it as a bad habit, but I have to teach my child to use his instinct as little as possible at home.

Cane looked up at me, her lips moving, and she stopped again. The child hesitated a little, but took a pen and paper from the shelf, "Dad, I'll write a new one." Okay? ”

"It's not good," pushed the pen and paper away, and smiled to let Jiujin sit down, "You know why it's not good?" I used to write these when I was a child, and although they are not as good as yours, they are far more numerous than yours. On average, I write once every ten days, which is a great exercise in writing. If you want to improve your writing skills, Dad suggests that you write something else. For example, describe the wolf's bite and combine it with a little writing skills to make people feel ups and downs when reading, okay? ”

Sugarcane looked at me helplessly and nodded discouragedly. "Write now?"

"Well, if you're in the mood. I'm not in a hurry to leave today, I'll give you an hour and a half to polish your pen, and it's just an on-the-spot composition. Clapping his hands and standing up. put the fur fur given by sugar cane on his body, "Dad's writing is not as good as yours, but you know how to make the story more exciting, the key is to be real, the more real it is, the more immersive it can be for readers to have an immersive feeling." You can pull the frightened Shangguan sister next door to complete this essay by the way, and by the way, is the injured nursing home literate? ”

Sugarcane was ashamed of me, "Dad......"

"You write first. I'll talk about it when I'm done. Patting the child on the shoulder, "You're a boy, and you'll be a man in a few years." What is Man? Be able to distinguish what responsibilities to avoid, what responsibilities to bear, when to be honest and when to lie...... Oh, don't tell your mother that these words I told you are a secret between the two of us. OK? ”

It's amazing. I was able to say such honest things to my children, and I was very satisfied with myself in this regard. As for the baby, it's a little too serious. When I passed, Lan Ling was crawling on the case to write an examination, neurotic.

"It's not finished yet," Lan Ling took back his work from my hand and asked rhetorically, "Wolves have dealt with it?" ”

"Step by step, by the way, come and check your progress, I found something wrong today, so I'm not in a hurry." sat down opposite Lanling and smoothed his train of thought, "How about looking at my skin?" ”

"It's not a wolf skin," Lan Ling stretched out his hand and pinched it, "I didn't see you wearing it when I came?" ”

"Our baby sent it, I'm afraid that I'll be cold as a father." knocked on the table for a while, and asked rhetorically: "What do you think, is it a good boy who is filial?" When you grow up, you must be a great filial son, you are blessed. ”

"How did you think of sending this, if you want to be happy, it's better to send a few cricket jars." Lan Ling lifted his chin to look at my outfit, his face changed suddenly, and he said in surprise: "Duwa bribed you?" ”

"Don't say it so ugly, it's different from when you bribed me to break the bank. Are you planning to use the money to smash me to death, the baby belongs to the emotional research, and the high technical content is not a little bit in comparison. I couldn't help laughing, took the pen and knocked it Lanling's hand, "It's not like words!" ”

Lanling rubbed his fingers with a smile, most parents generally had this strange expression when they heard the news of their children's sperm, they couldn't get angry, they couldn't laugh when they laughed, and their teeth grinned like chewing a piece of ginger. I didn't give up and took the guarantee letter written to her by Sugarcane and read it again and again, and compared it with my own unfinished review, and said with a wry smile: "None of my mother and sister are honest, and I also plagiarized a few words from the child......"

Now it's my turn to be dumbfounded, one side of the water raises the other side, the royal pool is deep, as long as the people who wade into it are all masters. It's my fault, I shouldn't have let my child be born in the tiger's den in Longtan, although it is only a female dragon, it is enough to breed a tiger.

Now I am not angry, husband and wife, you look at me, I look at you; The atmosphere during the divorce and the division of property. Raising his hand to look at his watch, he asked, "What time is it?" ”

"Huh?" Lan Ling waved his hand in annoyance, "It's the same as yesterday!" When, still babbling nonsense. Pulled my wrist, hatefully poured tea on it, and wiped the commemorative Rolex off my wrist with all his might, "When will I see you in shape!" ”

"I'll deal with the sugar cane matter, and you are not allowed to intervene. A baby is a baby, and there should be a child when I sit there, so I don't have the illusion of chatting with my brother. Count an hour and a half, when the time comes, you and I will go over and sit obediently in front of me, I don't want the baby to become two-faced too soon. "I have already discovered this, sugarcane has a strength, and I will do it after dividing people into categories. It's the same with me, it's the same with Lanling, when I appear with Lanling at the same time...... This is two-faced, it's simply what a deal!

"Don't talk about my baby like that," the mother was unwilling, "It's your credit if it's good, and if it's bad, throw dirty water on me." Count your fingers, how many days do you come, and Duwa asks his father every day if he comes, how do I know if you are coming? Knowing that he has brought out a lot of problems from the royal family, sometimes he can't help himself, who can take care of it for so long! But I tried my best to correct it in front of my children. What about you? Dip in garlic, pretend to be a decent gentleman and be distracted, what qualifications do you have to run and say a few faces! ”

"Go, don't bother, every time you talk about this, you become a shrew, and you have a royal face." The girl is the most attractive, and the young woman is the most annoying, but as soon as she becomes a mother, she can't wait to take a hammer to set her a few times, it is better to talk about some national affairs. "We don't care if we are wrong, we have to let the baby understand that we are wrong. Okay, let's discuss the battle situation in the Northeast first. Otherwise, the business law is not bad. ”

Lan Ling twitched the corners of his mouth in disgust, "I don't have time to talk about those idle things, don't bother me." ”

"Ah......h

。 Three Heads M.