forced me to talk about the principle of oblique throwing, Lan Ling shouted, but unfortunately, he wanted to kill me in the new year.

I know she's seen the return cannon smash that thing out with a rock, the momentum is amazing, but the hit rate is hard to compliment, but you can't blame me for the poor accuracy of the return gun, right?

"I'm reasoning, don't be so angry!" If you are not afraid of the unreasonable, you are afraid of the unreasonable. Now Lanling has entered a violent posture, citing n useful examples in one breath, not counting, and forcing me to go home to a series of calculation principles that are obliquely thrown.

Lan Ling glared at me with disdain: "Loser, look at what you are doing!" What does it mean to be useless? If this skill is useless, why don't you find a useful one? He poked a finger at my head with hatred, and then returned to point at himself, "Let's not talk about it first, others will say that I have studied behind you, and I have not been tired of studying after so many years, which sample of things is not shocking?" Okay, my Langjun, do you know how many people have broken their heads in order to learn these skills, are you easy to study? ”

"You didn't understand what I meant...... I really don't know how to express it, I originally wanted to reveal the trend of the evil society, and strangle this bullshit truth that everything is inferior, only reading is high, in the Tang Dynasty, but before I could say anything, I was complained by Lanling in every way.

"I don't want to hear what you mean now, it's a pity that I'm dead!" Lan Ling saw that I was still holding my wrist with a hard mouth, and squeezed it tightly: "I will live in my house in the first month, I will not leave Duwa and accompany me every inch, I want to toss you, just throw that damn oblique to me!" ”

"It's not good...... "It's a joke when I say it, I can't explain it to my family, and I ask what I'm doing in the princess's mansion? What about diagonal throwing, you say...... must have been killed by Ying.

"Then I'll take Duwa to live in your house!"

Women are like this, and when Lanling is sensible, it is still acceptable once or twice once or twice, but it is even more unreasonable to live in my house, and I can't explain it to the entire Chang'an City.

"You're scaring me again!" Pressed and pushed Lan Ling's face and said with a smile: "Sober up, you can talk nonsense, and you can just mess around." I'm just making an analogy, calm down, think about it, why did I forget to even have such a powerful ability? ”

"It's so lazy!" Lan Ling felt that this definition was not sufficient, and hated and added: "There is no ambition! ”

"Not comprehensive." He raised two fingers and shook it, "Think again." ”

"I'm at fault, too." Lan Ling began to reflect on himself, pondered with a look of regret, sighed lightly, and said: "No, it's all your fault, people like you shouldn't just be tied to agriculture, and they shouldn't force you to do business all day long......"

"If I am willing to do business, how can I be forced? Make money and be more satisfied. "That's not right, I just love money, the better, not to talk about it.

"But it's still forcing you to focus on business now, and you're becoming more and more like a businessman. If anyone who is talented will become a misfortune for a country like you. Lan Ling pulled my hand over and held it with a look of regret, "Back then, the difficulties of the Wang family forced you to make money to support your family, but now you can't let go of your hand and ruined this business with a rare genius in a century." ”

"The more you talk about it, the more you don't talk about it!" is full of nonsense, and the basic truth is gone.

"Then why do you think it's like this?"

"I forgot, because I never used it again after learning, no one asked me to study the bow and crossbow, no one hired me with a high salary to develop the return cannon, in fact, I didn't like such awesome skills imposed on me back then!" Regardless of whether you can explain it thoroughly or not, "I have my own hobbies: fishing, painting pigs' heads, racing dogs, raising crickets...... Don't look at me like that, it's not a shame. If my family had allowed me to concentrate on doing this, I might have become a painter long ago, or I would have become an underground greyhound oligarch who dominated one side, or I had become a professional fisherman with a lot of money, and I would have been rich even if I raised crickets. As long as I can let myself live a nourishing life on the basis of not violating my conscience, I don't want to go to the high school entrance examination in life and death.

The eldest sister is a champion! There are people who naturally like to fiddle with oblique throwing, and there are people who naturally hate linear algebra, we can't imprison all the creativity we are born with a perverted social concept, so that the person who loves to draw can throw a ball! Isn't that the truth? ”

"According to what you say, there is no constraint, what do you like to do, isn't the world chaotic?" Lan Ling pursed his lips and shook his head, despising this kind of anarchist, "Also, in front of me, don't say foul words and pay attention to your own identity." ”

It's good, Lanling began to reason with me, it's better than just staying in my house.

"Hey...... That being said, the key depends on your own conditions. As he spoke, he took a blank piece of paper and drew a vivid festive pig's head on it, "See if it's grown?" ”

Lan Ling took a closer look, "It's much stronger than in previous years, do you plan to support your family by painting this?" ”

"I'm not the material, I just like it." Put down the pen and sighed: "I'll tell you a true story, don't interject while you listen." ”

Once upon a time, there was a smart and clever little child, who was born with high hopes from his parents, hoping that one day the child would get ahead and shine on the lintel. His father was a small official in the Ministry of Labor, and his mother was the accountant of the household department and the local department.

The child is naughty and naughty, but the school has excellent grades. The mother thinks that in the future, at least there will be a child, and the father scolds the mother for not being knowledgeable, and it must be Gongsheng's Mr. Liuxuetang, hoping that the child will have a day when he will become a university scholar.

The children gradually became sensible, knowing that the adults were not willing to live up to them, they changed their naughtyness, accepted their naughtyness, and even gave up all their hobbies and devoted themselves to their studies wholeheartedly...... There are many messes in the school, and I don't go home until it gets dark; I didn't stop when I went home, I finished my homework under the oil lamp, and after finishing the homework assigned in the school, I had to find some more difficult topics to improve myself, and I was busy with my son, and I fell asleep under the persuasion of my parents for more than ten years, and I didn't stop for more than ten years, day after day, year after year, in order to meet the expectations of adults one day.

Lan Ling nodded and said in a low voice: "The good boy can do this kung fu, and he will definitely be a man in the future." ”

He continued with a wry smile in his heart.

The child thought that he had done everything he should do, and the few days of the township test were in the middle of May (lunar calendar), and the parents and husband were waiting outside the venue regardless of the heat, and the eyes were sent to the child, and the child was picked up. The child competes for a good subject, and the gentleman is very excited after hearing the child's report, and bluntly tells the child's parents that this baby is no problem!

Lan Ling also heard it with a happy face and said: "That's right, the students are all working hard like this child, why worry about getting ahead?" ”

Shaking his head, the story continues.

The family is still waiting for the results, and they don't dare to relax when they don't come out......

"Really?" Lan Ling also became worried, clasped his palms together, and said with relief: "There are also times when the horse stumbles, I just hope that this child will pass and even if it doesn't pass, there will be a ...... in the coming year."

Yao thought about his scene back then and smiled: "Yes, it was over, and the grades were excellent and among the best." ”

"Ahh Lanling turned his hand and slapped me, and said happily: "But I can worry about it, it's good that the Buddha has passed." Next time, don't make people worry about it in one breath. ”

"Actually, the front is just a foreshadowing, this child's story has just begun." Let Lanling sit down and begin to tell: "The township test is just a selection, far from the height of Yuelongmen. ”

Lan Lingqi said: "Why? Why can't you jump into the dragon gate after studying hard for more than ten years? What you said must not be my dynasty's business, you can study hard for more than ten years and have excellent grades, you have long been famous in the township, why don't you worry about being recommended by the locality? ”

"The so-called endless sea of learning for more than ten years is enough?" Shaking his head, he said: "If you want to get the Imperial Court Instrument Zhongxiang Examination, you have to enter a higher school, study with a more prestigious gentleman for another four years, and there is another assessment." ”

"Oh my God, how many years has this kid been studying?" Lan Ling was a little surprised and asked, "How old should you be after four more years?" ”

"This child is gifted and intelligent, he entered kindergarten at the age of six, went to middle school at the age of twelve, entered high school at the age of fifteen, and passed the township examination at the age of eighteen, and if he adds four years, he is only twenty-two years old." I broke my fingers and counted my resumes, about all of them were right, "Count before and after, study for sixteen years, and be full of knowledge." ”

"Is there a marriage contract?"

Shaking his head: "Dedicated to studying, that cares about children's affection." ”

"And then? It must be amazing to learn, and the court appreciates it, and it is not so eager to enter the official career," Lan Ling said, "It's always a good thing anyway, and the parents also expect that the child has also reached the level of one more talented official in the world, and one less good child." ”

Laughing after listening to it, "Still in the career?" Also recommended? In the past 20 years, there has been no way except books for books, grains, limbs, and diligence, neither understanding of human affection nor shelter, but also grief. ”

"How so?"

"Yes, if it goes on like this, it will." Standing up, he smiled stupidly and turned around and asked, "Do you know what happened to this kid in the end?" ”

As soon as I asked this, Lan Ling immediately became nervous and asked, "Don't you look for a short time?" ”

shook his head with a bitter face: "Rest assured, a person who can sit and eat in his family for twenty-two years with a cheeky face will never have such great courage." Fortunately, my parents are more or less officials, and I still have a little affection, so I asked an acquaintance to go through a relationship, and I also found an errand to make ends meet. ”

"That's good," Lan Ling nodded suspiciously, "Anyway, you don't tell the truth." If there really is such a person, I would like to take him in, and he will not be a person who has studied hard for nearly 20 years, and he will always have some knowledge. ”

"You're not going to let him go to the bank, are you?"

"Why don't you let him go!" Lan Ling covered his mouth and laughed and mocked: "I don't believe that it is fresh, and even if there is, it has nothing to do with my dynasty, there are very few people who can study hard for sixteen years, and even those who have passed the layers of assessments are abandoned, what is the reason?" It is also very rare to trace the past dynasties. ”

Sighing secretly, it seems that I am also the life of Qian Zhuang, "It's good to be rare, I'm afraid of common." ”

Lan Ling smiled and said unconcernedly: "Fools say that dreams are common, but looking at Datang, how many families can afford their children to study for twenty years?" It's nonsense. ”

"That's the scariest thing." Finally came to the point: "If everyone knows the weight, I'm afraid that if I don't know the weight, I can't afford it, but I have to provide it!" Some people who sell their fields and land, some who sell blood and organs, and even parents who kill people and sell goods in order to raise their children's education funds, why can't they do anything in a hurry? ”

"Nonsense alarmist!" Lan Ling's face changed suddenly, and he scolded: "Land is the foundation of the country, how can it be sold at will? What is the use of selling blood, as for killing people and selling goods, it is pure nonsense, and it is difficult for parents and children to enter the right path and deviate from the way of study. As a person, how can filial piety come first, and you can covet empty fame and force your parents to lose your foundation and mind? ”

Haha laughed: "Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, do you think that children are willing? You don't understand selling blood, so you should only take your own blood, stew blood tofu for money, and your organs are better understood, cut your own waist and sell a butcher's shop," said and waved his hand, "The word "study" is good, but after a few years, the taste will change. It is necessary to improve the quality of the whole people, but it must be guided by policies. Now the most important thing is to give the 'talent' a reasonable positioning, just when you just listened to the story, the expression obviously took the guy who had read the book for 16 years as a talent, which is very wrong! ”

Lan Ling tilted his head to look at me and asked softly, "Zihao, I was confused by you." I remember when you ran a papermaking workshop, you said that everyone has books, everyone has knowledge, and now the imperial court has also reformed the scientific examination, and you know that you have selected talents from the people, but you said such a paradox, and gave an example of not knowing which dynasty and which generation. Although you have been lied to from time to time, the example of the donkey's head not being in the horse's mouth seems to be true. ”

"When I was lied, in fact, I don't know what to say, it's not right to complain about the New Year, just treat me as nonsense." I don't want to dwell on it anymore, in fact, I don't understand how this strange tradition is caused, at least this phenomenon is not very common.

"Let's talk about it, you rarely care about state affairs, it's rare to take the initiative, and since it's spread, let's talk about it." Lanling kicked his shoes, lay on the couch on his side, stuffed his feet into my waist, and said with a smile: "My family Langjun is not a complainer, and it is interesting to go back occasionally."

"There's a fart funny thing that tells you to taste the dilemma of life and death after 16 years of hard study, so don't call it interesting." pinched Lanling's toes and tugged: "I said nonsense, you listen to it in a mess, anyway, what you ancients like to arrange, everything is inferior, only reading is high, your sentence is not a generation, it is a good child for generations." ”

"Dirty!" Lan Ling straightened his toes and poked at me in the ribs, "If I don't have a heart or lungs, I've never heard of it when I'm so old." You should inquire and find out the person who said this, and see if you don't give the charge of misleading the people according to a false word! ”

"That's what the ancients said!" Anyway, I don't remember who said it, and I don't have a burden in my heart.

"No," Lan Ling thought for a long time, shook his head, and then smiled, "You must have made it up casually." ”

Helplessly, I spread my hands, I am afraid that the person who said this has not yet been born, "Count me on the blame, but if the imperial examination is restructured, I am afraid that this situation will be formed in the future." ”

"No!" Lanling doesn't like to talk about this imperial examination reform, although she agrees, but after all, it was proposed by Wu mm, and there is a psychological barrier to talk about it, "If you don't understand, just talk nonsense, and there are also uninformed people who don't know how to make random proposals." The restructuring is a good thing, but it is definitely not such a reform," said Li Lanling, his eyes were boneless, and he stood up, "Remember what you said before, what did you say, a hundred flowers bloom?" ”

"I said that?" I can't remember what I said, and I have a headache when I think about it for a long time.

"Isn't it right with Li Shi?" Lan Ling looked like an idea, arching on the couch, not knowing what to find: "I'm afraid I haven't brought it back, and it's good to let you see the formulation of the scientific expedition." ”

"Look at what deceived the people. Don't think that you can get many treasures from the people, in my opinion, it is really not as reliable as coming out of the big families. "The class is different, now we have to stand on our own standpoint, and the scientific examination and reform are nothing more than a means for the court to suppress the clan forces, and gradually weaken the influence of the gate valve on the government", the more the clan comes out, the more you have to be treated, this is an innate sense of responsibility, at least you can control yourself on issues of principle. "There is a certain truth in why the officialdom looks at the background first and then the teacher.

Lan Ling chuckled: "I just said something serious, and now the door valve's face is revealed." The unreliability of the promotion of the people, what does Liu Renliang say? ”

"Outliers! In fact, Liu Renliang is not as good as he imagined, but he was born poor and has more votes from the people. Reasoning and singled out Liu Renliang does not represent the majority of people, and you also understand in your heart what is going on, why bother. Pull Lanling's feet, and smile on the side: "Just do the scourge, catch up with Ming, and if you really become a national selection, you can cry." When the time comes, don't say that you will study for 16 years and 26 years! If you are stupid, you can see who is still planting the land well, and who is still guarding the frontier, and you are a good reader, and the so-called useless readers are all over the world, and the scolding has become that you are a reader, and your whole family is a reader! ”

"your whole family to read!" Lanling was so angry that he slapped me: "It's disrespectful!" ”

"I can't help you if you don't want to. Rushing out of the streets, I shouted on the streets, and the saints of today are scholars, and they will never be punished. "I won the battle, and scolded her in front of Lanling, the whole family couldn't cure me, it's too cool.

Lan Ling smiled angrily: "If you are not so bad, you will be punished sooner or later." Oh, by the way, a few days ago, Li Shi mentioned that he hadn't talked to you for a long time. Qin Yu and Cheng Chu are not in front of you, and there are few people who can speak, so it depends on you and Li Shi. ”

Nodding his head, he didn't say a word, and mentioned Li Shi...... No matter who can talk about it, we don't dare not see it.

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The petite and lovely pitbull I bought at the beginning of September is already forty-three pounds, with long pointed ears (cut ears), broad chest muscles, and thick limbs. In addition to being active and exercising (20 kilometers a day on the treadmill), I get along well with my dog, because I am the youngest and often bullied, never resist, just a good temper.

Originally, the sunny grass let me run more, and the other big ones were tied up, but I felt that it had a good temper and let it go to have a good time, but it caused trouble.

Because they are medium-sized dogs, they are more careful when they go out, and the people who usually put the dogs in this area are familiar with who's dog, and they also know who has a dog, and the people who raise medium-sized dogs try to get together and not be with other people's puppies. That knew that there was a young man who was holding Tosa, and he couldn't figure out the dog's temper with a raw face, and when he saw a few acquaintances next to the fierce dog, he quickly tied up the dog, and I also called back to Bit with a lot of interest, and leashed several older ones, and specially explained to the guy that Tosa loves to hurt people, and try to walk as little as possible when there are many people.

Young man, young man, seeing others' kind words and persuasion, he is very proud, and he fiddles with his dog in public. More than sixty pounds, judging from the size of the body, he may have also trained very powerful, fiddling with it a few times, Tosa estimated that he was annoyed, and got up and pounced on the Labrador of the old Gao family next to him......

If the dog of more than sixty pounds decides to attack, the old high Labrador who can't hold it for a while is not good at chirping, and pulls the iron chain to meet it; Dog bites are also common, and they are all under control, and Lao Duo naturally got up to help pull it and let the guy pull Tosa away, who knows that my half-big bit broke the iron chain inexplicably, and threw himself down to Tosa like crazy.

This time the fryer turned up the chain, pumped a few times, and did not let go, Tosa was choked by the neck, and began to gasp, the guy was also anxious, punching and kicking, the dog could not be saved, Lao Gao poured the half-warm pot of tea in his hand in time, and the bit hesitated, and Lao Duo took the opportunity to put the collar on it.

Tosa was badly wounded, but not fatal, and he had a slap on his neck, and he was already scared to pee under his skin. After sending it to the hospital, the old man paid half of the medical expenses, and the guy muttered with a bitter face. At first, I thought that people were too little, so let's pay more, and finally asked, I found out that this guy was borrowing someone's dog to come back to breed, and he gave people a bad breeder.

It's disgusting, don't say anything, take 600 yuan to throw this guy on his face, he is considered a kid lucky. Take other people's breeding dogs out to tie the momentum, there is a mother and no father, the beast knew that it was not opened at that time, and it was bitten to death directly, so that the master chopped this *** finger.