Chapter 455: Editing

I don't expect everyone to be able to understand reason, let alone force others to be smarter than me, genius is destined to be lonely, as if the truth is only in the hands of a few.

Lan Ling agrees with my explanation of genius, after all, there are not many people who can be called geniuses, about equal to the number of idiots, the only difference is that idiots are not lonely, and there are always a few boring people around who make fun of them.

"It seems that I am not lonely...... "The ideal is beautiful, the reality is also cruel, the day is happy, and it takes courage to be an idiot; Sadly, Lanling doesn't mind the difference between the two.

"I can't figure it out anyway. Since you think that drawing bones can make your family smarter, you don't have to tie up with Duwa anymore, thank God for having a smart child, right? "Lan Ling easily packed up the books for Sugar Cane to prevent me from assigning any strange homework." The next time you get sick, don't run around my house and scare the child. ”

Unreasonable! Just said it casually, looking at Lanling nervous.

"Okay, don't mess around, go back quickly." Lanling didn't mean to keep me to eat, so he stupidly flipped out Zhang Xin's map of the Tang Empire's sea area and looked at it, very fascinated, pretending that I didn't exist.

I didn't have anything to say, so I pointed to one place and said, "This painting is wrong." ”

"Nonsense." Lan Ling didn't raise his head, and said in a mocking tone: "It's a dream, you should have the ability to somersault clouds, what is the monkey called?" ”

"The surname is Sun," squeezed Lan Ling to sit down, his head crossed on her shoulder to look at the chart, and the person who was watching was indeed at a loss.

I have to admit that the means of drawing maps were already very advanced in this era. In the past, there was Liu Hui's "Heavy Difference" in the Three Kingdoms period, and in the later there was Pei Xiu's "Six Bodies of Cartography" in the Western Jin Dynasty; After the founding of the Tang Dynasty, on the basis of the ancients, more advanced calculation methods were used to innovate and adopt strict scale drawing.

Nowadays, in the establishment of navigation. It seems that geographical cartography is classified as an important discipline, and a lot of manpower and material resources have been invested in research, and the results have been remarkable.

"Where is Dongsheng Shenzhou?" Lanling paved the chart and teased: "Don't be perfunctory, just point to the above and explain it." ”

Since he couldn't understand it, he pointed to an island, "I'm afraid it's here." Tell you, there are many monkeys overseas, don't think I don't know the location of the Water Curtain Cave. After speaking, he explored a few handfuls along Lanling's waist and legs. The lady who practices martial arts is so durable.

Lan Ling reluctantly gave me an elbow and whispered a warning: "Be careful that the child sees." ”

It's a thing. It's not good for children to be older than this, they seem to be curious about whether they understand or not, and their parents are not comfortable with anything. To be honest, I haven't had anything to do with Lanling for more than half a year, and every time I am in a hurry like a thief, I don't even take off my clothes, and I can pretend to be casual at any time.

"Not today." Lanling turned around and pushed my hand back, smiling apologetically, "Duwa still has to come over, Lang Jun is patient, ...... in a few days"

Awkward shaking of hands. hateful said: "It's the same in ten years, you can't stuff that kid back." ”

"What's the matter?" Lanling covered her mouth and smiled, "It's good to look at the sea chart with the concubine for a while, and I don't want to think about it after this paragraph." Sit a little farther away. It's always annoying, and it's uncomfortable. Or you go back, out of sight and out of mind. ”

said with a boring face: "I'm not afraid of burning myself in the middle of the night." ”

"Go!" The red face turned around and slapped me a few times, "What about the three of you, don't make fun of me here, I'm embarrassed." ”

Shaking his head, he raised two fingers and shook it, "To be exact." There are only two of them. "I'm always a little bit at a loss for the fourth...... The problem is in me, there is an indescribable psychological disorder, even if it is much better now, I can't afford to throw the fourth child into bed.

Lanling will be mistaken, pursed his lips and snorted a few times, looking unhappy. It may be caused by the uncoordinated life of the husband and wife in the past six months, and he turned around and smashed me twice unreasonably, "Then you will keep a water spirit." Run me here to show something! ”

"Good. How to do it again. Habitually, he pushed the crazy woman away, got up and stomped his feet a few times. It seems that he is getting older, and his legs will be numb after sitting for a while. Old-fashioned shook his cuffs, "We are not children, and we have come over in the same bed for so many years, and some things can be said straight to the point." I'm not going to talk to you about drawing bones...... I don't think it's appropriate to run out and hunt at this juncture. ”

"What?" Lanling suddenly accepted the woman's twist, and looked at me with a blank face, "Explain it." ”

"I never wanted to understand what I wasn't supposed to understand. But I know your temper, don't say that sugarcane wants to go hunting, what does a little kid know? You catch two rabbits and ask him to shoot two arrows to perfunctory things in the past, you have to let me make it known to everyone with great fanfare, what kind of fame? "I didn't have so many thoughts when Lan Ling said it, but she really made a promise to the child. But if you think about it carefully, the donkey's head is not in the horse's mouth, and it will become a hunting of the royal family after I make it, what does it have to do with your eldest princess?

Yes, you can invite her to join her, and there is nothing flaw in the eldest princess to go to the royal hunting ground with the marquis of the Wang family and the old man, but I always feel awkward. It's not that things are awkward, it's that Lanling is awkward, and people can only feel the incongruity in the details after a long time.

"It's good to give the child an insight, right?" Although Lanling was still stubborn, he was a little uncomfortable staring at me, and said in a daze: "You have never worried about the child when he is so old, and he will die if he does a hunt, how can he be a father!" ”

", less tugging." casually pulled a cushion and leaned on the desk. It may be that the sitting posture is incorrect, which makes the whole body uncomfortable. He pulled his face and beat on his leg for a while, his heart was crossed, and he asked in a muffled voice: "The whole hunt has been going on for nearly a month, what are you going to hide?" ”

"Nonsense!" Lanling jumped down from the soft couch like a cramp, and he was about to have a seizure when he saw the posture. But then he retracted his momentum, lay back with a disdainful face, and snorted coldly, "Zihao is crazy, what is worth hiding from me?" I'm afraid that the Tang Dynasty can't find it. ”

"I'm afraid," sighed. It's uncomfortable, it's like reminding me of her identity, and not leaving a trace of face. stood up and saluted, "The lower official has lost his temper, and I hope His Highness will forgive his sins." If there is no other command, the subordinate will retire. ”

"Don't forget the hunting grounds." Lan Ling turned his back to me and waved his hand, "Stand down." ”

There is no good weapon in his hand, so he really wants to greet this girl a few times, so he turned to the door and bowed, "Obey." Xia Guan will do his best to do a good job, and he will never disappoint Her Royal Highness the eldest princess and the little county king! As soon as the words landed, sugarcane came in from his side; I'm going to be angry, and I don't have to give him and my mother face. He bowed to the sugar cane again, "The king of the little county is well, and the next official has taken his leave." ”

Sugarcane shuddered, stared at me with a ghostly look, stumbled back from the front of the Lanling couch and shouted in a panic, 'Mother! ’

Lan Lingteng sat up from the couch, hugged Sugarcane in his arms angrily, and shouted at me: "Be careful of scaring the child!" ”

I was hesitating whether to continue the salute or not, when Lan Ling had already sent out the sugar cane, and he took me by the neck and brought it into the house without mercy. Throw it on the couch with force...... The feeling of pilot training.

"Murder the Imperial Court!"

"Shut up!" Lanling turned around and closed the door, put the latch on the door, twisted around and laughed a few times, "It's a person, you can be a general Yunlu if you like it." Even if there is one less, the officials will not care for thirty or fifty years! Have you thought about it? ”

"What do you want...... What do you want to do? ”

Lan Ling instantly became gentle, and said softly: "Then congratulations to the thirty-ninth young master of the Wang family first, and he will take over the Wang family's business with peace of mind tomorrow morning." ”

"Can you shout for help?" A little apprehensive. There is no one on the couch, and the pillow is difficult to defend yourself, "Don't come here!" I'm not ready...... Ah! ”

The process is not sweet, although it is very violent, but it has nothing to do with sexual assault, it is just a beating. Although I tried to resist a few times, I was older after all......

"What did you just smash me?" My head was a little dizzy, and it was the fatal blow just now that made me give up resisting. It hasn't eased up yet.

"Learning." Lanling sat on the couch and tidied herself up, and regained the noble bearing of the eldest princess, the graceful and luxurious face that was far away from violence.

“***! You stinky woman smashes me with bamboo slips! "Damn, this kind of ancient collection representing Chinese civilization is so domineering, it's no different from a hammer when you turn down, it's too ruthless." I can't live my life, the house and the children belong to you, and I will go out of the house alone! ”

"I was going to use an inscription. But there are only bamboo slips in front of me. Lan Ling picked up a sharp long hairpin and gestured a few times. smiled and asked, "Anyway, you didn't bring anything with you, are you in a hurry to leave?" ”

"There's no hurry!"

"Then you can listen to me. Don't you want to know? Lan Ling gently put the hairpin in a bun and frowned at me, "You are usually a scared person." It's because of this that I'm grateful, and I really care about my mother. ”

"What do you mean? Start to be grateful after beating someone? Can that make me appreciate you for once? "I got a few heavy blows on the waist, and now half of my body is numb and hard, and I am steaming.

"There are times when everyone can't hold back the fire." Lan Ling sighed, his eyes suddenly became apologetic, "Over the years, when you are Lang Jun, when you are your younger brother, you are the closest person in the world. I have experienced a lot, brothers are on the wall, sisters are against each other, and this is the destiny of each of them......"

"That's right, there will always be one less one who will be beaten to death, and I will go through it as soon as I hang you."

"Child's words," Lan Ling pulled me up, stretched out his hand and gently pinched my waist and eyes, "Take you as your dear and beloved, you have to press the couch to eat and drink, the husband and wife are like this, I like it in my heart." ”

"You also like to be violent."

Lanling ignored it, and still kept massage, "But there is always something resentful in my heart." I also like that when you run to show off when you are elated, when you are full of displeasure, when you are successful in deception, and when you are defrauded, you are depressed when I have made a mistake. ”

"You're a pervert! Point up, the ribs are broken, tap! ”

"But I can't, I'm not as comfortable as you." Lan Ling sighed again, "Since we are husband and wife, we have to be honest with each other, there is always a time to quarrel in the life of right and wrong, but ......"

"You shouldn't hit someone!"

"But that's what I'm looking forward to! It's not that I want to deceive anything, but I can't be honest with you, no way! ”

Lan Ling's tone changed, and I immediately shrank back. "You can't be honest, so you should hold me down?"

"I hate you for not understanding this. There are some things that I don't want you to understand, not to hide from you, but to protect you. But I don't want you to have other thoughts, and I always feel that I have failed you. It's like just now. As soon as I came, I knew what you were planning and urged you to go, but you pretended to be confused! ”

"I'm not pretending to be confused, I'm afraid that something will go wrong with you." Of course, I understand Lanling, and I also know that she has been secretly defending me all these years, and I don't want her to make any mistakes. "Now that the capital is so messy, you don't deal with the one in the palace, the first thing I'm worried about when this Helan girl's girl dies is you! At the end of the day, you suddenly want to go out hunting. Can I not worry about it! You don't understand who your opponent is, this Helan family should have died a long time ago! ”

"What?" Lan Ling listened to a fierce spirit and looked at me vigilantly, "What do you know?" ”

"I don't know anything! Even if I knew a little bit before, I was confused by the current situation. I don't care who is who, the rise and fall of Datang has a fart relationship with me, so I want to hurry up and finish this life, and live it peacefully. "The one I am most worried about is Lanling. Although she is a master in political struggles, who approves that a master cannot fail?

"If you don't have a conscience." Lanling pushed me dissatisfied, "I'm not working so hard for the good of Datang, but it has nothing to do with you, it's disappointing." ”

"That's what everyone in politics says. In the end, it's all about ambition. Forget it, if you don't say that you have a point, I'll go prepare for the hunt. ”

Lan Ling smiled and waved his hand indifferently. "This time, it's best to take your royal family to go out on a boat for more than half a month, didn't you ask me what I was hiding? It just took you to avoid this more than half a month and let them mess up on their own. Now I'm holding back my energy, and we'll wait until we enter the mountain to see a good show. ”

I'm not good at causing trouble, but listening to Lanling's sincere tone, I won't pursue it. After all, it is not easy for people to live, when the people have the hardships of the people, and when the emperor has the difficulties of being the emperor's relatives...... If you think about it this way, you don't blame her for being violent. Women from other families can complain to their own men if they are wronged. But Lanling is not so good, even if the royal affairs are a piece of stinky, she has to endure the nausea and say that it is fragrant.

"It's okay, it's messy enough now, hunting can make you clean for more than half a month, and it's good to change your mind." He beat his waist and gave a smile and said, "Next time you are not angry, you can beat others to relieve your hatred, and you don't have to greet me anymore." Old arms and legs can't withstand such hardships. ”

Lan Ling rubbed his hands embarrassedly. "It's so arrogant that you thought you would have to worry about it for three or five days to pass. It's okay to say it. In fact, I am also jealous that the three of your family can live openly, but my side has to open my eyes from time to time and be lied to a few times; It's just that I'm old, I'm afraid I have to bring some nonsense to Huangquan. Saying that, he flicked his wrist and laughed at himself: "I was lied to Langjun alive, I was lied to my children, I was lied to my brothers and sisters, and I was afraid that even the king of Hades would have to be coaxed when I died, and everyone in the royal family lived like this, it should be regarded as a golden branch and jade leaf, hehe......"

nodded, "What you said made me feel like this, could it be that your royal people even use nonsense to pave the ground when they say what is in their hearts?" Seemingly true lies? ”

Lan Ling was stunned and looked at me in confusion.

Even his eyes were innocent and real, "Okay, let's do whatever you say, anyway, the people of the Helan family deserve to die, and if they die, they will die, they will take care of the aftermath, and we will hunt." ”

"She died her, what do we have to do with hunting? Joke! Lanling pursed his lips disdainfully, "Don't think nonsense, go back and prepare!" ”

I didn't think about it, over the years, no one knows Lanling better than me. As for the hunting, Lanling had already begun high-profile preparations as early as before the Chinese New Year, and the saint knew that he had asked the head of the left and right guards, and someone was still alive and well at that time. In the eyes of others, the princess is enthusiastic and wants to enjoy a mother-son hunting activity with her children, although it is a bit extravagant, but the strong maternal love is pleasant.

As for who died down, it didn't matter, since the left and right guards were not available, and it was not too much to beg the teacher of the sugar cane county to organize it, who else could the poor widow ask for? Therefore, with the magical sixth sense between husband and wife, I feel the accuracy of Lanling's calculation, and the time of the hunt is precisely the time when the dead are not long after the funeral, and the relevant personnel begin to settle with each other.

Since it is going to be liquidated, it will inevitably be chaotic for a while, and the eldest princess and the marquis of the Wang family at this time are not in the capital, so no matter what the outcome is after the liquidation, it has nothing to do with these two people; If the eldest princess wants to get any benefits in the liquidation process, she only needs to arrange a few people who can talk to muddy the situation, and it is not difficult to touch a few fish fields; Or simply ignore it, when the party is physically and mentally haggard, she returns to Beijing like this, and as soon as she comforts her, her brother and sister show such family affection, and she gets all the land she deserves.

Gentle, tyrannical, unreasonable, and the aspect of women is only shown to me alone, our private space. Externally, she is a well-informed and graceful eldest princess, high but gentle and elegant; For Li Zhi, Lanling is a shrewd, capable and lovable widow sister, even if she is an arm, she can also confide in her family from time to time. Perhaps in Li Zhi's heart, the most cherished thing in the world is this sister.

The sun is shining, and when looking at a near-perfect woman, no one pays attention to the shadow beneath her feet, but its existence cannot be denied. Forbearance, quietness, ruthlessness, scheming, trickery...... Whoever can defeat his opponent has everything, and he is proficient in everything.

A person who has been able to go through many turbulences, but has always been on the strong side. In spite of how sad she was in her heart, how involuntarily she was, and how unbearable she was, she did it, and she did it well; So I couldn't expect Lanling to become a Buddha on the spot, so I had to block this part of her subconsciously.

It turns out that I was right, and we got along well for many years, like the fairy tale of the poor boy and the beautiful princess. There are no witches, no poisonous snakes, the poor boy is stupidly happy, and the beautiful princess also thinks that both of them are stupidly happy, so the princess summed up two sets of rules of the game, one is to be with the poor boy, and the other is to deal with other people.

Very good.

。 Three Heads M.