Looking at it, I couldn't help but feel a trace of jealousy in my heart, God is unfair, blind!

Xie Baozhen is a handsome pot, and he is still heroic, especially after wearing Ying's well-designed and customized leather armor, he is so sassy that he is in a mess.

Ying looked at it while praising it, and was overjoyed to help pull the wide plate belt that pressed the ribs,

"That's the way it should be. The linen and cotton brocade are not topped, and the man's family should take advantage of this soft leather hunting costume. As he spoke, he hung up the quiver for Xie Bao, and took my epic short bow and inserted it diagonally on Xie Bao's back, clapping his hands like a flower, and anxiously pushed Xie Bao, who was blushing, towards the door.

"Go to the village for a walk, the girls can go crazy."

"Go and walk around the village, or your sister-in-law will go crazy." Obviously, he is also like this, but no one Xie Bao is eye-catching.

He is not as tall as him, and he is dressed tightly but his legs are short; The chest is not as wide as the family, and the soft leather is not supported on the body, as if he has never eaten a full meal in his life, but he still outlines a small belly that is deflated and unrounded, and the liver is a patient with ascites; Don't talk about the face, standing with Xie Bao, I can't wait to pour sulfuric acid on myself again, but the splash just now is not thorough.

Ying was so embarrassed that she screwed me, showing the advantage of the leather suit, it didn't hurt.

"It's according to the style assigned by the husband," Ying saw that I was jealous, and hurriedly pushed Xie Bao out, and came back to comfort: "I didn't expect to wear it so much." The concubine also plans to change the size slightly and measure herself. ”

"Don't be scary, old witch who can hunt? What to screw, it doesn't hurt! Ying's mocking expression waved her hand in resignation,

"With the person who went to hunt, it's all sent down, and the nursing home is showing off in the front yard, don't you go and take a look?" That's how it should be, the personal guard of the marquis of the Wang family, who looks like a dog and has a long face.

Since Xie Bao is the most heroic, he will send him to be in charge, and all of them will be given to Lao Tzu to go to school in the valley!

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The Wang family is also a big gateway with a head and a face, and the family members are dressed in five or six people, and they will lose adults when they are in a hurry on the hunting ground.

Just that group of chickens, catch a few more from the Zhuangzi and catch them. From the east end of the Zhuangzi to the west end, don't lose one, even if it is surrounded.

It's hilarious. The second lady said, no matter what, you have to drive a group of donkeys to be presentable. More than a dozen old men shouted at a group of chickens, and they didn't have the face to go out.

Anyway, I'm embarrassed. In a hurry, there were nine catties left with his classmates. On the road, a few chickens were born prematurely, and a few children also picked up eggs.

"Where are you going?" Look at this kid is dirty, a butt of chicken shit, his face is covered with soot, and he has to be beaten to death if he is fucking bumped into.

"Hurry up and change your clothes, and be careful that your mother breaks your legs."

"Dad, there is another kid in the village today, and he laughs at us when he catches chickens."

"You'll beat him up for a joke!" took the towel from the maid's hand and wiped it on the nine-pound little face,

"Do you want to chase chickens or do you want other people's jokes?"

"It's not from our village, it's like a big family." The nine-pound small hand gesture is the same as the ghost drawing.

"He also assigned his dogs to bite the chickens on the farm, and killed several of them."

"Naughty! A bunch of wild babies. Go, change, wash. "It must be the rich children who come up to see the excitement in the village, but the scene of dog-eat-chicken must be very hot.

I just wanted to let this kid out, but suddenly found that his hair was wrong, and dragged it back.

"Why do you burn a wisp, where can you set it on fire?" Before the words fell, the old housekeeper ran over with sweat, and regardless of whether I was in front of me or not, he violently hugged Jiujin into his arms, and howled with a crying voice: "I'm scared to death the old man, I'm going to die!" "I also trampled on me, I don't know what kind of bandit I did outside, and stimulated the old housekeeper to look like this.

The grain field burned? These wild children! First of all, they drove the chickens, and the two ladies felt embarrassed and flashed, and there were nine catties left for a bunch of classmates to mess around.

The babies were having a good time, and suddenly there were bad children with a bunch of dogs smashing the field. Because of the relationship of telling books to his younger brothers and sisters all the year round, Jiujin is very eloquent, and he describes the child's evil deeds vividly.

In particular, when the bad boy led a wicked slave to laugh and insult them, his tone was so vivid that the old butler and I couldn't help but be angry.

A group of evil people bullied the children and let the dog bite the chicken after the bad behavior and nine catties in order to protect the life safety of the children in the village stood up, and the heroic deeds of fighting the evil dog Diao slave alone made Steward Qian feel that it was the most disgraceful day in his life.

The old tears knelt in front of me one by one

"The old slave is incompetent, putting the little marquis in danger, and it is not ......a pity to die." I thought the child was messing around, (read the full-text novel, as far as possible in (. Xuewang) is not at ease.

Nine catties made me angry with such a statement. It is rare for someone to make trouble in Wangjia Zhuangzi, and he brought a dog and a person, and after bullying the child, he burned the grain field, which is excessive!

Speaking of which, the bad boy is not strict in his family education, and it is rumored that the Wang family is weak and can be bullied, and even a bullshit boy can run to play on the field.

"There's no adult in front of you?" It's a pity to bite a few chickens, but listening to the scene described by Jiujin is not the same thing at all, if it weren't for my baby holding the scene alone, maybe it would hurt people.

"Where's your master? Old Qian, this matter has nothing to do with you, call the second lady to come to see me! ”

"It has nothing to do with the master." Jiujin saw that the housekeeper Qian was getting up to leave, so he quickly stopped me and explained: "On the edge of the Zhuangxi River Beach, it was the child who brought his school partner, and the master didn't know. ”

"I don't know about the chicken bite, and no one cares about the roast barn?" Although the grain has not been harvested in the spring, the wheat stacks hoarded on the grain field are the necessary fuel for the whole village people to burn the pot and start the stove.

Is it possible to cut down trees and burn firewood?

"Check it out! Look whose child is so bold, how much to give Zhuangzi an explanation! ”

"......" Butler Qian, who was still angry just now, suddenly became a little senile dementia, ahhh

"Look, go! The second lady called me, and there is no one for him to worship this month! "It's angry, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

It is unforgivable to call a few foreign farms to burn down the grain field. The whole village of all ages eats dry rice, not to mention that they work together to take it down for the bandits, and they just watch the fire and play?

"And the people who guard the courtyard, all kneeling on the court! Wait for the lady to come back and drop it together! ”

"Yes!" When Lao Qian saw that I was really angry, he ran away, and there were nine catties left in the house, and he hesitated whether to go out.

This child, whose face was covered with soot and dirty as if he had crawled out of a pit, became more and more pleasing to the eye the more he looked at it. In the end, it was my baby, carved out of a mold from when I was a child.

Smart and brave, Shen Ming knows when to stand up, but it's too much of a bandit. Somehow, the stinky nine catties stood in front of him, and the anger in my father's stomach disappeared.

Looking at the gray smoke on the baby's face, he lovingly reached out and wiped a few handfuls on his nine-catty little face,

"Is it a firefight? Don't do this stupid thing in the future. "The adults stood by and watched, and my children ran to the rescue, this act alone can establish prestige, and the Wang family has no bad goods in their own generation.

Melon, I don't know how to nod when I finally get a compliment from my father, and the porcelain brain is so likeable!

The baby has to look like this, and all the advantages of the father have been inherited. Pedigree, that's the advantage. Since the grain field has burned, we have to find a way to remedy it, first buy some wheat straw from the side village, and if we can hold on until the wheat harvest.

Lanling Zhuangzi is close, and there are fewer farmers on the village, and there is a surplus. I was just going to talk to Lanling about the arrangements for spring hunting, and I didn't delay a trip in the past.

"Huh!" When I passed by the grain field, I couldn't help but exclaim, there was no trace of fireworks at all! More than a dozen barley straw stacks were set up neatly, and the farmers came and went to grab firewood and grass and go home to make a fire...... Nine catties sneakily followed, and when they saw me turn around, they hurriedly shrank behind the wheat straw stack, but they didn't shrink enough to collapse the half-pulled wheat straw stack, and let the fallen firewood and grass be buried inside.

It took a long time for the kid to dig it out, and he couldn't see the expression on his turf.

"What's going on?" Slapped the straw pole on the child's body, and raised his leg to give a kick.

"The grain field is good, when did it burn down. Speak! ”

"Dad......" nine pounds carefully slammed back,

"Our Zhuangzi's ...... didn't burn" After speaking, I didn't think about it, so I planned to drill into the wheat straw stack again, but I grabbed it and threw it aside.

My baby wants to lie to me! Pretending to be angry,

"Make it clear!" Not angry. When children reach the age of learning to lie, it is normal to occasionally make up lies in order to avoid punishment.

From a biological point of view, deception is an important part of the evolution of life, and it is an ancient skill that is written into the genes of an instinct evolved by biological individuals in order to enhance their competitiveness.

Flowers and plants, ants, insects, pigs, sheep, cows and horses, as the spirit of all things, human beings must not lag behind.

From a biological point of view, if you say who is honest, you are actually scolding others, which means that animals are inferior.

Of course, my baby is better than a beast, so I can't blame him for lying. But the skills also have to be honed and improved, Jiujin obviously did not refine the skills left by the ancestors for hundreds of millions of years, and it is the responsibility of the father to temper his survival skills.

I have always been very careful in the education of nine catties. When confronted with discipline like this, I pay attention to my rhetorical approach.

Generally, when parents expose their children's lies, they will reprimand their children with righteousness and awe: "Tell the truth! I would ask my child, "Speak clearly!" ”

"Tell the truth" and

"Make it clear" are two concepts. Theoretically,

"Tell the Truth" belongs to documentaries; A comprehensive and complete statement of a historical event, from an objective perspective to restore the original appearance of the event.

whereas

"Tell it clearly" is like a well-choreographed historical story. Adding a subjective stance to this event while restoring the process is neither as exaggerated as the romance nor as objective as the documentary; It mainly plays the role of misleading the audience without tampering with history.

So theoretically speaking, the level of speaking clearly is much higher than telling the truth, the former is a seemingly honest and intelligent person, and the latter may become a great person like Sima Qian.

"That's not right," shook his head after listening to Jiujin's narration, and pointed to the haystack to let Jiujin sit down,

"Since you don't want to be punished, you have to give me a reason not to punish you. And according to what you have just recounted, I don't think it will be easy not to punish you. Jiujin lowered his head and said with a look of being ready to be punished: "Dad, it's the truth, the child doesn't dare to deceive you." Nodding,

"Then you know you're wrong?" Nine pounds lightly

"Hmm".

"Admitting a mistake means preparing to be punished?" I couldn't help touching my nine-catty head, and I softened my voice,

"Because you were angry with the children in other villages, you quietly followed others afterwards, set fire to the haystacks in other villages, and went home for fear of being blamed by your parents, and concealed the truth, right?" Jiujin nodded.

"It was originally a matter for you to be bullied and taken advantage of, but now it has become a loss. Any idea what it's called? Mistake after mistake. "Pull nine pounds and get up, and the clothes and gowns are pulled smoothly,

"Now lead the way, take me to the Zhuangzi where you burned the haystack to apologize to others."

"Dad......" nine pounds grabbed my clothes and didn't want to go,

"Dad, they bullied people first. It's okay to punish the children at home, and don't apologize. ”

"No matter who bullies you, but firewood and grass are shared by all the villagers, what is the matter with the households? Whose account is to be counted by whom, when will you be taught to learn to strain and connect? As he spoke, Steward Qian ran over with a biao nursing home, and stood behind Jiujin viciously, and there were a few people inside who shouted to avenge the little marquis.

glared at Old Money. This old killer has long known about the burning of other people's haystacks by nine catties, and he is afraid that I will punish nine catties before pretending to be stupid and humiliated to confuse the public, and now if he brings another vote to seek justice, the Wang family will really become a villain family in the township.

Drove back these villains, and said to Jiujin: "See? If others bully you with more people, and if you fight back again, it will be time for the two families to take the dealer to commit murder. Now that our father and son have made amends in the past, you will understand that you should not worry about these irrelevant matters in the future. ”

"Dad, I'll go alone." Nine catties pulled me and I didn't cling,

"One person does one person."

"You're a fart." The idiot appearance of a hero makes people want to laugh.

"It's time for you to learn to make things clear, and it's not too late to take responsibility, but now your performance is not up to par."

"Dad, I made it clear, I didn't lie to you."

"I know you're telling the truth." I don't expect such a young child to understand, now I can only hint at him with words,

"People can tell the truth, but few can make things clear. In a few years, you will understand, now take me over to apologize, and learn how I confessed my mistakes to others. "To teach a child, you have to be a role model.

Thinking about it, it's just a Linzhuang, and I don't need to go out to compensate in person. However, in order to educate nine catties, Benhou deigned to not lose once, and he could earn a few more fame for the Wang family afterwards, killing two birds with one stone.

Why is this road so familiar...... Nine catties are carried in front, and I have an ominous premonition behind me. Stop the child,

"Whose haystack did you burn?"

"Down there." Seeing me ask, Jiujin quickly pointed out an accurate direction,

"It's the one with the big mansion, and there's a forest on the east side." ……

"How many dogs bite chickens?"

"Four or five, big white and gray-haired dogs."

“…… Are you hungry? Jiujin nodded suspiciously.

"Turn left and there is a seller of pig's head." wrenched nine pounds and turned his head in a different direction,

"The family hasn't eaten a pig in the water for a long time, so weigh two catties and bring it back to your mother to taste."

"What about apologies?" Jiujin's eyes showed a look of hope, and he asked carefully, "Aren't you going today?" ”

"Of course I want to go!" Can't give the stinky boy a fluke mentality,

"I'm full!" Both of them are carnivores. The pork head meat that has just come out of the pot is soft and greasy, and it is such a good appetite, and the pig's large intestine is of course the most delicious, and nine catties secretly drank a few sips under my nose.

When the father pretended not to see it...... After eating and drinking, he began to pretend to be drunk. Carrying a bag of meat and swaying towards the way home, my father also pretended to be drunk and sang in the back...... The father and son entered the house and sobered up together, and the father stepped forward and tore his son's neck and kicked him a few times in the buttocks.

"Learn to drink and get drunk. Go and call you Uncle Xie to come to the backyard for tea! Get lost! "Xie Bao is a good comrade, hard-working, he will arrive when he is called, and I don't know what he thinks about in a day.

A man should be like a man, blind and in good shape. Ying stepped back in spring. Xie Bao and I have already finished drinking a round of tea.

The tea root poured it on the flower stand, and he really had nothing to say to him. Ying is muttering that nothing is good in the spring, and even the pollen noodles in the West Market are not very satisfactory.

Look at Xie Bao, he took a box of pollen cakes and handed them over,

"If you like a girl, send it over, and drink which tea in the house?"

"Why are you still stunned to listen to your sister-in-law's words, who should be sent. Look, the cloud girl's face makes the sun sunburned, wipe it! Just go! Turning around, he spread his hands helplessly, and said to Ying: "Silly children are like Xie Bao." Nine catties grow up with that virtue, if you don't do it, I would have smoked to death a long time ago. ”

"Is that husband planning to let the nine-pound old scholar set fire to it?" Ying kicked her shoes and sat cross-legged on her feet and rubbed her feet.

"The concubine went out for more than half a day, why did she make such a big accident."

"Nine catties of childishness, a few haystacks are worth a few dollars, and I asked the housekeeper to bring a few strings of money to lose." put down the tea bowl with his hand, and called the maid to bring in the pig's head meat and put it on the side.

"The baby wants to while eating, so I specially let it be brought to you." Ying chuckled twice, and put a piece of chopsticks to her mouth,

"The husband doesn't have to cover his eyes. When the concubine came back, the housekeeper had already explained, and Jiujin also asked, there are antecedents before there are consequences. Nine catties of gentle and kind good boys, but they are bullied ruthlessly. "Reaching out on tiptoe and nodding me,

"The husband and the big mansion on the horse tomb are old acquaintances, and they are both humans and dogs, and they are running to the king's house and the village to bully my son, should I come back with justice with my mother and son? As for the value of a few haystacks, as long as I give an explanation to my mother and son over there, I will naturally compensate her at a high price. ”

"Oops! The wine was drunk hard, and the pain was unbearable. Today is the first rest, tomorrow is not too late to discuss. With that, he screamed and fell on the kang and fainted.

The second girl crept over and touched her nose, and shook her head sadly at Ying.