0244: Ugly Eight: Bal

"Before I could ...... Almost 10,000 people ate it, and those chickens were brought to the table before they had time to lay eggs." There's a lot of talk here.

The ninth night was not idle, and once again summoned the ghost slave to prepare the approval, and read it slowly in a calm manner.

Once you keep yourself busy, time flies by like water.

About dusk, I closed the last book of the day on the ninth night, and saw the sunset like a red leaf falling into the lush mountains and forests.

Nighthawk lay on his knees, and the more he wrote, the more he felt his vision blocked, "Get out of the way, you're all blocking the light."

As soon as he said this, everyone reacted, and when they looked down, they found that the afterglow of the sun had been sprinkled on the water, like a handful of shiny broken gold, which made people reverie infinitely.

"Alright, it's getting late, you should go back and rest." After the nine nights were finished, there was only one person left to stop and watch the scenery.

"Husband, are you done?" Carefree turned around and moved his arm and walked straight towards the Nine Nights.

"Busy ......"

Suddenly, a flock of unknown birds swept overhead, their wings frantically tapping into the air, making a "fluttering" sound, directly drowning out the words of the Nine Nights.

Just as Carefree looked up, a black slimy thing fell down on her.

"Be careful!"

Stygian Nine Nights dragged him behind him.

"Oh Yo Yo ......"

Because Leopard Moon is extremely large, it doesn't have much reaction when such a small mass of things falls down.

When Sansso-Wu got closer, he saw that the dark and wrinkled skin was not the dwarf monster who had been kicked away by her?

"You're so capable! Next time, it's time for me to eat." If she hadn't seen him fall from the sky with her own eyes, she would have thought that this thing was here to eat.

"The emperor and queen spare her life! The Empress Niangniang spares her life!" His voice was small and thin, and his black, slimy appearance was really unpleasant.

"You know me? Say, why follow me?" Worry-free and sit on the "ground" with the nine nights.

"The villain is a native of Heihe, called Bal......

"Wait, wait, Heihe is not under my control, you have found the wrong person, let's go!" How can everything be relied on her?

Seeing that the dwarf hung his head and refused to move, and his two hands were still holding on to the corners of his clothes, it should be a very important thing, at least it was a great thing for this dwarf.

"Baby is idle, why don't we eat and listen to him?" At this time, the delicacies were already placed on the "table" tiled with red cloth.

Hearing this, Wu Wu was silent for a while, and said, "Okay, for my husband's sake, for your sake, then you can say it."

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided!

"Alas! Thank you, Your Excellency! Oops...... his head was big and his body was small, and when he bent over, his head touched the back bone of Leopard Moon, and a dog gnawed on the mud, and the two little short legs took a long time to get up.

Seeing his funny performance, Carefree immediately laughed, and his eyebrows were curved like a crescent moon: "Hahaha...... How do you walk like that?"

The little man seemed to care about his image very much, and his little hand turned into a comb and hurriedly smoothed his "hair": "The villain rarely needs to go, the mother smiled."

"Alright, let's come and talk while we eat." At this time, Bar realized that there was a beautiful small bowl on the red tablecloth, and a delicate wooden spoon on it.

"This ...... Thank you for your love."

He was flattered and bowed on the spot, and his head landed first, and the oil devil who was waiting on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so he floated over and lifted him up, adjusted his position and put it on the edge of the "table".

After a while, "Hey! You say!" Worry-free angrily looked at the thief Huanhuan in front of him and scolded.

"Niangniang, don't eat or sleep, let's eat first." After speaking, with a carefree and stunned expression, he held a whole plate of dishes in his arms, and chewed it directly with a spoon.

"Husband, my Sancai

Mushroom...... My white jade fairy porridge, glutinous rice chicken...... He didn't leave me at all!" Was this thing reincarnated by a starving ghost?

Eat chicken and don't spit out bones! It's almost time to nibble on the plate!

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I gritted my teeth: "You don't eat or sleep, you don't say anything, ghost slave! Cover his mouth and give me a hard beating!"

The ghost slave was about to step forward when he was dismissed by a look from the Nine Nights, "Wait a minute! Baby, I think he's looking for you all the time, so he doesn't have time to eat...... Would you like to let the ghost slave prepare it again?"

"I'm not angry, we've also researched new cuisines, and we're steaming them on the cage." The oil devils stepped forward one by one and said.

"Mother, don't be angry! It's not good to be angry...... "The emperor is really, the mother's body is the most important thing!" How can you care about a briquette!

Hearing the Nine Nights say the same, Carefree was a little disappointed.

"Okay, then let him eat alone, see if he can't be killed!" She put down her chopsticks angrily, and waited with the nine nights for this dwarf named Baer to shout.

Who knows, watching the last vegetable leaf being eaten by him, he didn't hear him shout.

I saw that after he finished eating, he unhurriedly took out a withered yellow leaf from the black ragged clothes, wiped his mouth, folded it, and carried it in one go.

"Huh! It's pretty exquisite!"

Wu Wu was very surprised to see his smooth set ♥ of actions, if you didn't see the scene he had just gobbled up, he really didn't dare to believe that this was a person.

"Thank you for the hospitality, the emperor and the empress, this is a piece of my heart, please accept it."

At some point, two more leaves appeared in his hand, red about the size of an adult man's fingernails.

"What a heart, you see!" Carefree twisted the red leaves with two fingers and sent them close to the eyes of the nine nights, so that he could watch.

"Husband, too, this should be the red leaves of the Red Leaf Forest." When the night said this, Carefree looked at the dwarf villain in shock.

"Is it?" Carefree Fox said suspiciously.

"This is exactly, the villain has nothing to show his hand, and please don't dislike it."

"How did you know we were going to the Momiji Forest?" The carefree eyes instantly became wary.

"The villain has been following the mother's side! Naturally, I heard it."

"When?"

"Hmm...... Except for the mother who enters the meson space, I am there at other times, I can melt myself into the water, and I can change all kinds of forms." As he spoke, he turned into a long strip of rotting seaweed, motionless.

"Ugh...... I've seen this in the sea, and what else?" As soon as Sanssouci finished speaking, he regretted it, because this thing directly turned into a piece of stinking carrion.

"Vomit...... Hurry up and change back!" After a moment, his face turned pale.

"Are you alright, baby?" It's not good to change something, turn into a corpse, and this dwarf can figure it out!

"Nausea and want to vomit ......"

I didn't eat a few bites of rice, and my son looked at something he shouldn't have seen again, and at this time, his stomach was tumbling and he was uncomfortable to death.

"Mother, are you alright?" Who would have thought that a piece of carrion would speak.

"Change back! Change back!"

"Didn't you see my mother uncomfortable! Hurry up and go back!" The oil devils were also annoyed, and they brushed the inside and outside three layers to block the rotten flesh.

It's a pity that they are ghosts, and the real image is not strong, so ...... Cover up the loneliness!

Seeing the fierce faces of the oil ghosts, Baer knew that he had caused trouble and came back in a hurry.

"Mother, are you alright?"

He rubbed his little hands guiltily, and leaned forward with his big head, but unexpectedly, an upside-down onion was stuck between Leopard Yue's ribs.

"Mother, save me! I can't get out!"

After taking a pill, Wuwu's face improved, "What is he doing?"

Styx Nine Night glanced lightly and said, "As expected, it should be that the head is stuck." He caressed his carefree back with one hand, and blamed himself in his heart, his worries had stomach problems, how could he

I forgot about it just now!

She still has a beetle snake in her stomach now, if it weren't for the fear that she would worry, he really wanted to slap himself at this moment.

"Huh? Stuck? Hurry up and save people!"

Hearing the worry-free order, the oil devils stepped forward to help, some pulled their clothes, and some dragged their feet.

After several efforts, it still didn't work, "Niangniang, you can't pull it out, or forget it, maybe your head will shrink after a few days of starvation, and then you will come out." An oily ghost suggested.

Let him eat so much, he deserves it! made a tonic for Niangniang, Niangniang hasn't eaten a bite yet.

Carefree refused without even thinking about it, "No, no, no, it's easy to become an idiot if your brain is congested for a long time!" Try the oil, quick!"

"Go! The mother has ordered." Baer, who was stuck between his ribs, didn't forget to urge.

After a while, a leather bag of oil poured down like this, "Niangniang, it's still not good, why don't you let him fall directly and let Leopard Ri catch it."

"It's also a way, Baer, you let go of your hand, and I'll let Leopard Day catch you."

Hearing this, he let go of his hands, "Niang Niang save me!" Don't forget to shout for help when you fall.

It's just that when Leopard Day threw him up, the expression on Sansso's face began to gradually crack, who is this ugly monster with a big bald head?

What about hair?

What about the eyes?

What about the mouth?

"Are you...... Barr?"

"It's me, mother, how are you ......... Ahhh He panicked and wanted to shrink his head into his clothes, but his head was too big and didn't work at all.

His head was as bright as a hundred-watt light bulb, his huge nose took up two-thirds of his face, and his eyes were shaped like black beans.

The mouth is even more surprisingly ugly, like a toothless old lady, with the lower lip wrapped around the upper lip.

"Dare you, you're a real master of disguise!" The irony of these words is extremely strong, and Carefree does not hide the vicious expression in the wording, showing disgust at his deliberate approach.

"Mother, I'm ...... I really didn't really want to scare you!" He said uneasily.

"Scare! I'm afraid you don't have some misunderstanding about the emperor! Say! What do you want?" Her eyes burst with a murderous aura like a blade, which made people shudder.

Twenty taels of silver is a little less, but in modern times it is eight thousand to ten thousand yuan.

At present, an ordinary soldier in the Dayu Dynasty is only one tael of silver per month at most, and a centurion is three taels of silver per month.

Maybe he'll take it.

In addition, Qin Hu was also going to draw a big pie for Li Xiaokun, after all, Qin Hu had money before.

Now it's up to him and Qin An to survive tonight.

"Little Hou Ye, I may not be able to do it, I'm so hungry, my hands and feet are frozen." Qin An said in a daze.

"Xiao Anzi, Xiao Anzi, hold on, hold on, you can't stay, get up and run, only in this way can you live."

In fact, Qin Hu himself is enough to choke, although he was a special soldier in his previous life, but this body is not his previous one, what he currently has is only a tenacious spirit.

"Wait!"

Qin Hu's eyes were like cold stars, and he suddenly shouted in a low voice, and a reflection that appeared more than ten meters away from the camp just now, as well as the sound of Suo Suo, aroused his vigilance.

With the professional sense of a special scout, he felt that it was the enemy.

But do you want to inform Li Xiaokun?

Qin Hu was a little hesitant, what if he was wrong? You must know that his current physical condition is very different from before.

If a false alarm causes a night terror or a roar, and someone catches the handle, it will be justifiably killed.

"Xiao Anzi, hand me the bow and arrows."

Qin Hu crawled under the wheel and said in a low voice.

But Qin An's next sentence made him almost jump up in fright.

"Bow and arrow, what is a bow and arrow?"

What, there are no bows and arrows in this era?

Qin Hu looked around left and right, and found a wooden stick with a sharpened tip placed under the wheel, two meters long, and the handle was very thick, and the higher it went, the thinner it became.

The more you look at it, the more it looks like a weapon.

Wooden guns, this is the landmark of cannon fodder.

"Come closer, get closer......" After a few breaths, Qin Hu was sure that he was not mistaken.

The other party may be the enemy's scouts, called scouts in this era, who are trying to enter the camp and conduct reconnaissance.

Of course, if conditions permit, you can also poison yourself, set a fire, or carry out a decapitation operation or something.

"One, Two, Three......

He and Qin An lay motionless on the ground, until at this point, he suddenly jumped up and threw the wooden gun as a javelin.

"Poof!"

It is impossible for the scout to wear armor, because he is unable to move, so this shot directly pierced his chest.

followed Qin Hu to lift the wooden gun belonging to Qin An, jumped out of the car, and desperately chased in the opposite direction.

For the sake of the reliability of the information, the scouts are required to monitor each other and are not allowed to act alone, so there are at least two.

In a few clicks, Qin Hu threw a black shadow to the ground again.

Then he took a wooden gun and strangled him around the neck, and with a crunch, the man's head hung down.

"Huhu, huhu!" Qin Hu was sweating profusely, almost collapsed, lying on the ground panting for breath, this body was too weak.

Let's just say that he just broke the enemy's neck, and he used only his hands to do it before, but just now he had to use the power of the wooden spear.

"Qin An, come here, help me search my body."

Qin Hu was familiar with the rules of the battlefield, and he had to put away all the loot on these two guys in the fastest time.

"Two daggers, two horizontal knives, a level, seven or eight taels of broken silver, two grain bags, a flag, a kettle, two sets of cotton clothes, two pot helmets, and cured meat......

"Qin An, brother, hurry, hurry, eat quickly, you are saved......

Qin Hu trembled and grabbed a handful of fried beans from the grain bag and stuffed them into Qin An's mouth, then poured water on him, and put on the captured cotton clothes for him.

Before dawn, Qin Hu cut off the scout's head before the sentry of the shift came, carried it into the Shi Chang's camp, and reported yesterday's events.

This is done to prevent others from taking risks, and he knows what kind of environment he is in now.

"A head of thirty taels of silver, your boy has made a fortune."

Shi Chang's name was Gouda, and he was a tall and sturdy man with a beard.

At first, he didn't believe it at all, until he saw the loot captured by Qin Hu, as well as the two corpses.

At this moment, his eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

"It's not me who gets rich, it's everyone who gets rich, it's the credit of the ten of us together."