Chapter 44: Artificial Respiration
And not long after Li Mao chased out, he saw Wang Siluo's stupid girl standing alone by the pond in the other garden, and she seemed to be muttering something in her mouth.
So he didn't have time to think about it, so he shouted loudly, "Hey, Wang Siluo, what do you want to do! This king didn't mean it just now, if I say that this king and I can't help but scorn you because I appreciate you, do you believe it? Ahh It can't be said to be light and thin, but it is equivalent to the cute caress of the big brother to the little sister. Yes, it's stroking, it's not what you think...... Ben Wang ......"
"You...... You are shameless, lewd, and even now you dare to speak out and tease the slave family, do you think that if you are the prince, the slave family will submit to you against your will? Sage Yun, Shi can be killed but not humiliated, although the slave family is a woman, but also knows the three outlines and five constants, the slave family is the person who urges Lang, and the death is the ghost of the Lang, and will never let you succeed, you and I have no chance to urge Lang in this life, and the slave family will continue to have an unfinished relationship with you in the next life......" Wang Siluo turned around and immediately jumped into the pond after saying these few words.
"I'm Nima, I'm really jumping!" Li Mao watched Wang Siluo jump into the water without even blinking his eyes, he knew the intensity of the stupid woman's desire to die, and he understood more in his heart that if this woman died because of himself, then not to mention the opening of the coal field, even the military rations explained by Li Longji would be extremely difficult.
After thinking of this, Li Mao also took off his robe without any hesitation and jumped in, if it weren't for the gentle water in the pond in June and July, Li Mao's life-loving character might really tremble and hesitate a little. But now Wang Siluo has become a key part of whether the plan can be realized, and he has to jump if he catches the duck on the shelf.
After two or three minutes of digging in the pond, the hard work finally paid off, and Wang Siluo's stupid girl hooked up under the tuck and got it up, but the stupid woman just dressed in the living room didn't see anything special, but this time it was in the water, and then Li Mao got a little bit of a thousand catties of young lady as soon as she got started.
"I'm Nima, I'm Nima...... Why are you so heavy a dead woman! If it weren't for Lao Tzu practicing dog planing in his own pool every summer for more than ten years, he might not be able to catch your little chubby girl today. Fat...... I'm almost a pig now...... I Nima ......"
Li Mao complained while pulling Wang Siluo desperately, and it took another three or four minutes to drag her back to the shore of the pond, but at this moment, Wang Siluo's eyes were already closed, and his little face was pale. Just by looking at it, he knew that the stupid girl was about to burp, so Li Mao hugged the principle of sending the Buddha to the west and saving people to the end, and then clenched her molars, and then leaned over to give the girl artificial respiration, of course, there was also a series of hot operations such as opening Wang Siluo's clothes and pressing his chest.
So the lazy bridge in the film and television dramas of later generations happened again, "Your Highness, how can you be so ......" The old man of the big family is here, and Wang Sishen is also here...... A big misunderstanding also followed, of course, such a key scene is indispensable to the onlookers of Wangcai's birdman!
"The old clan. Don't worry, can you listen to this king's explanation? Here's what happened just now, Luo Luo's little lady, she jumped into the river and committed suicide for some reason after she ran out of the living room, do you know? If it weren't for the king's quick action and dragging people up, this person's life would be gone, and her drowning coma was in a critical situation, so this king would have to do artificial respiration immediately...... Do you know this artificial respiration? ”
"I understand, I understand, Your Highness, you have taught me before, isn't artificial respiration a mouth-to-mouth kiss? Haha......" After Wangcai blurted out these words, everyone present was immediately dumbfounded, and then turned around and saw Wang Siluo's unbuttoned clothes, the scene of the crime was simply clear.
"I'm ......" Li Mao saw that Wang Sishen's eyes were about to burst into flames, so he immediately tidied up Wang Siluo's clothes, then raised his hands and slowly withdrew from the crowd, and didn't say a word of nonsense to explain.
But he didn't know that Wang Siluo's stupid girl had already woken up, but because of his face, he kept pretending to be unconscious with his eyes closed, and when Li Mao just left her side, the Wang family maid on the side quickly stepped forward and helped the person to a secluded place.
"Miss, are you alright? The slave will send you home! "The slave is fine, you go and talk to the eldest brother, His Royal Highness King Shou should be practicing the method of rescue, not what you see!"
"Miss, when is this, why are you still speaking for the prodigal son! Let Da Langjun beat him to death? "The dead girl told you to go, where did you come from, so much nonsense, believe it or not, the slave family turned around and asked someone to open your ass first!"
After the little maid was frightened by Wang Siluo like this, she immediately rushed to Wang Sishen's side and whispered to him. "Ben Langjun knows, you hurry up and escort Siluo back to the house, and find the best Langzhong for her to see!"
After Wang Sishen said these words, he quickly walked to the side of the elder of the big clan, and the two of them muttered for a long time and didn't know what they were talking about, anyway, Li Mao was trembling and had already lost his patience.
"The elder of the big family, and you, today's matter is definitely a misunderstanding, whether you believe it or not, but this king I have a clear conscience, if you have to give an explanation to this king, then it is not impossible for this king to be responsible for Miss Wang's family, you look at it, this king will go to change it first, and say goodbye!"
Looking at Li Mao's distant back, the elder of the big clan raised his crutches and slammed it on the stone slab several times. "Eighteen Lang, what an eighteen Lang, the old man really underestimated him, in order to get the three million stone rice grain, he didn't even care about his own royal face, pity my innocent body of Luo Luo girl! This...... This is called how the old man explained to the Qinghe Urging clan! ”
"The elder of the big clan, he Li Mao is clearly deliberate, Luo Luo and Qi Qi's marriage was decided as early as March, everyone in Taiyuan Mansion knows about it, no one knows it, I don't believe he Li Mao will not know......"
"Know how? I don't know what, now that the wood is in the boat, everyone is slighted by him Li Mao'er! And in such a big audience, he ...... He, Li Mao, is afraid that the news will not reach the ears of the urging family! ”
If things are really as the old clan speculated, then his Li Mao's mind is too meticulous and terrifying, in order to make the Taiyuan Wang family and himself become grasshoppers on the same rope, he actually came up with this trick of teasing Wang Siluo in public, so determined, so bold, how can it not be breathtaking?
"Elder of the clan, the matter has come to this, it is useless to sigh in vain, we still have to come up with a way to deal with it!"
"Lord Shaoqing, you don't know what you said about the old decay, but in this situation, my Taiyuan Wang clan can't cooperate with Li Mao, the king of his life! Forget it, as the old saying goes, the people don't fight with the officials, not to mention the emperor's family, three million stone grains are out of our Wang family, but the sage still needs Lord Shaoqing and the colleagues of Dali Temple to bother to say a lot of good words, otherwise I don't know how he Li Mao will report blindly, this credit must not be taken by him alone? ”
"This ...... This is natural, we will follow His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, and the Queen Wang is the adoptive mother of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, so we should work with you Taiyuan Wang to assist His Royal Highness the Prince......"
"Okay, that's it, then the old man will go back to the house to visit Luo Luo girl first, you can do it for the time being, and you and Sishen will solve the rest of the matter together!" Don't be rash and cause trouble again, so that you can wait for that little ancestor to leave Taiyuan Mansion! ”
"Nephew understands! The elders of the big clan, as well as the elders of the clan, Shouyi also took the first step! As soon as Wang Shou left and Gong Shaoqin left the state capital, the first thing he did was to immediately convene all the officials of Taiyuan Mansion to discuss the deployment of military rations as Li Mao said, and the Wang clan people sent people to various counties and towns to collect rice and grain after receiving the order of the elder of the big clan.