Chapter 4: Déjà vu
"You dare!"
As soon as Qing Xuan heard Yan Yanei's words, where could he hold it, he glanced at the sword that the master hung on the wall, and regardless of whether he had the ability or not, he directly reached out and drew the sword, and flashed the white blade!
"Senior Brother !!" Ling Yu didn't expect him to be more impulsive than himself, and he suddenly felt bad in his heart, and was about to reach out to pull him, but he heard a yawn from upstairs - Master woke up!
"Ho-what's going on? What's going on downstairs? With a bit of laziness that seemed to be awake, Master's magnetic voice pierced through the three floors and reached everyone's ears.
"Master, it's the elder Xiaoge who is here." As soon as Ling Yu heard that it was the master, the big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, and he hurriedly shouted to the top.
"Oh," the boss only paused, and then said, "Since you are a distinguished guest, why don't you quickly lead it upstairs?" Qingxuan, boil water to make tea! ”
When Qing Xuan heard this, he reacted, hurriedly put away the white blade, turned around and ran.
"Humph! Small chops! Seeing him running so fast, Crack Ah Si couldn't help but look at his back and spit on him!
Immediately afterwards, he turned back and asked the young master of his family, and after getting the answer, he opened the way in front and went upstairs.
Yan Yanei followed behind them, walking not leisurely or hurriedly, and when he passed by Ling Yu's side, he didn't forget to lean in front of her, and deliberately asked in a breathy voice: "The rouge of the little lady is Zhang Yuchun's, right?" ”
His stench was unmistakably brushed on her face, and this blatant teasing was as disgusting as he was.
Lingyu lowered his head and pretended not to hear.
"The lady's hair is messed up." Seeing this, he felt that she was weak and could be bullied, so he became more and more proud, and went directly to touch her face!
Seeing this, Ling Yu was busy retreating, but he was shocked to find that he had no way to retreat, and he was forced into a corner!
In this life, she was forced into a desperate situation by the same wicked person twice, and her heart was unspeakably sad.
"Xiao Ge Lao, you came late at night, and the shop was shining!"
Fortunately, at this time, Yun Neutron appeared at the railing on the second floor in time.
His voice had a kind of squeal aura, and when Yan Shifan heard it, he immediately withdrew his hand.
"Haha, haha! Mr. Ge! Look up for a long time, look up for a long time! He hurriedly turned around, followed the prestige to the second floor, and clenched his fist at Yun Zhongzi at the railing.
"Xiaoge Lao, the inferior ones are ignorant and slack, Ge is here to compensate you for them, and I hope you don't remember the villain, don't worry about them!"
Yun Zhongzi replied to him, then spread his hands, and said, "The greenhouse has prepared fragrant tea, and please move the little pavilion elder!" ”
"It's easy to say, Mr. Ge is polite!" As soon as Yan Shifan heard this, he immediately responded with a smile, and then he left Ling Yu and turned to go upstairs.
Ling Yu was relieved to see that he had finally left.
She looked up at the Master, hoping to get some comfort from him, but she saw that he had turned his back on him, and did not pay attention to herself.
"I'm sorry......" She was a little disappointed, and secretly said to the master's back in her heart.
Yan Shifan's appearance when he went upstairs was like a wriggling maggot.
Ling Yu looked at him, his eyes suddenly lit up, he made some gestures to his back, and released a green caterpillar from his sleeve!
Ha! That's what she cut to tease the little bun yesterday, but I didn't expect it to be useful today!
Don't look at this little bug as small, but it's more responsive than a real caterpillar. Its stings are not only painful and itchy, but also make the wound pus and fester, making it painful.
This dead fat man has the "company" of this little thing, which is really enough for him to be wonderful for several days!
As long as she doesn't take back this method, he will have to endure it slowly!
And she, of course, has no intention of taking it back!
"Just enjoy!" She watched the insect get into Yan Yan's sarle, and she couldn't help but feel a dark feeling in her heart, and there was a hint of happiness in her eyes......
She Xia Lingyu is not a bag of anger, she never does this kind of thing of knocking out her teeth and swallowing it in her stomach!
This was true in the past, and even more so now. Anyway, if something really happens, there will be Master and his "old man", and he will bear it for himself!
Who let them tie this paper shop, it is really not an ordinary shop.
It sells paper on the first floor, all kinds of ritual instruments on the second floor, and all kinds of news and future truths on the third floor.
Ordinary guests have to be on the first floor, those who are destined can go up to the second floor, and only those who meet the conditions can have the opportunity to go to the third floor.
On the surface, the shop seems to be doing a dead man's business, but in fact, it is stepping on yin and yang, connecting the sky and the earth, and the news is more well-informed than the six doors of Jinyiwei. And can look at the past and present, and can predict the future, and a hexagram can determine the future.
All people in Beijing, whether they are ordinary people or dignitaries, have something difficult to decide in their hearts, or encounter any difficult and strange things, unsolved mysteries, or even suspenseful cases, they will come to the paper shop to ask the shop owner Ge Chunfeng for a hexagram.
This "Ge Chunfeng" is none other than the pseudonym of her master Yun Zhongzi in the mortal world!
Master usually rarely goes downstairs, he only occupies three trigrams every day, and after occupying them, he will no longer see guests, and there are three rules for asking for hexagrams: first, those who are disloyal and unfilial are not divided; Second, those who are unkind and unrighteous do not hexagrams; Third, those who don't buy paper tie don't hexagrams.
Everyone must abide by these three rules, and they are on a first-come, first-served basis, and this ironclad rule has never been an exception. Even when the Son of the Day comes, he must keep it in the same way.
Emperor Jiajing came several times in micro-service, wanting to meet the strange person, but because he didn't catch up with the first three trigrams, he was closed.
At this moment, Crack Ah Si walked up to the second floor, and saw the rows of magic weapons on the shelves, as if he had stepped into another world, he was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth, and even the scars on his face became more and more hideous.
"How can these things move on their own?!" Suspecting that he was dreaming, he quickly stretched out his slap and slapped his face.
He saw the beating papyrus, the canopy ruler and the demon sword suspended in mid-air, playing various moves by himself, and saw the bamboo note on the shelf, which was shining in the dark, and saw a wooden frame in the shape of a cow, walking around on the ground......
"What are these? You know how to demons?! Ah Si was frightened, all this was unheard of and unseen by him!
"It's just a little trick," Ling Yu followed behind them, and when he saw that he reached out to touch it, he hurriedly blocked it, and then stretched out his hand with a smile and said, "The family teacher is still waiting for you upstairs, everyone hurry upstairs." ”
"You're a goblin, aren't you?" Crack Ah Si looked at her again, and felt that the girl in front of him was unusual.
She was already dusty, but now under the fantastical atmosphere on the second floor, she looked less and less like a mortal......
"Heh," Ling Yu smiled contemptuously when he heard this, and then said, "If I am a goblin, do you think you will have the opportunity to talk so much nonsense with me here?" ”
"What a fanged mouth!" Ah Si sneered when he heard this, and said, "I hope that in the future, you can always maintain this posture!" ”
He meant something, but he didn't get it through.
At that moment, she suddenly felt déjà vu, and a picture flashed in her mind, which made her heart suddenly tighten, as if she had been stabbed suddenly, from the palm of her hand, forearm to her heart, and the pain was so painful that she could barely breathe......