Grandpa, you know!

I couldn't hold back anymore at this point, and ran out of the house, retching endlessly, making me wonder if I was pregnant again.

No way! Since I knew that Nianbai's father was Qingqian, I never had sex with the snake again.

Gagged gagged gagged

The smell was stinking, but I didn't expect my grandfather to be overjoyed in the house, and immediately took out the old wine that had been treasured for many years, toasted the portrait of the white snake, and read the grammar I didn't understand.

Grandma sighed, passed me, went to the backyard and hugged the little chick in front of me, patted me on the back and said, "Eat!" ”

I am a human being, how can I eat living creatures!

What's wrong with my body?

I wiped the corners of my mouth, watched the chicken couldn't help drooling, swallowed, closed my eyes and pretended not to see, stepped forward and grabbed my grandfather's clothes and hurriedly asked, "Grandpa, tell me honestly what's wrong with your body?" ”

Grandpa, on the other hand, put the Buddhist beads in his hand next to the altar, turned around and pulled my sleeve open, nodding with satisfaction.

"Marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, you are molting, slowly growing snake scales, and you are about to become a snake."

beat me to death, and didn't want to accept this fact, so I immediately rolled up my sleeves and sat aside.

After listening to my grandfather's words, Nianbai excitedly showed the snake's tail, and a green tail was clinging to my calf, rubbing back and forth.

"Great! Mother, so that we can be with Dabi forever. ”

"Forever...... No! ”

I pushed Nianbai away and ran out of the house mercilessly, my brain like an explosion along the way.

Over and over again in my mind, it was all what my grandfather said, marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, I want to become a snake.

No, you can't!

I didn't want to be a snake, so I rushed into the woods frantically, and I trampled on the weeds.

A hare, who had been looking for food everywhere, happened to meet me, and I looked at the hare as if I had seen a delicacy, with long soft brittle bones, fat and greasy thighs, and plump and firm rabbit breast.

I'm so hungry .......

My whole body was shivering, gasping for air, and I watched the rabbit have stars in my eyes.

When the rabbit saw me, it was like seeing a ghost, and he ran away.

And my feet did not obey me, and as the rabbit jumped up and down and swam in the weeds, I did not show weakness, and pressed forward step by step.

Poof

I pounced, grabbed the rabbit, and swallowed.

Pick it up and stick it to the tip of your nose to smell, the hare generally smells, but now it smells, it is a spiced hare, and when you open your mouth, you drag the rabbit up, and you want to swallow it when you stretch out your mouth.

"Ahhh The seventh day of junior high is back! ”

Because I was catching food, I forgot about the villagers who went to the bamboo forest to cut firewood at this time, they had machetes in their hands, and when they saw my appearance, they were so frightened that even the knives fell to the ground, and they all fled, fell down one of them, got up and continued to run, and did not look back.

And this fright woke me up from my appetite.

I kept a little calm, released the rabbit in my hand, and walked to my grandfather's house in despair, remembering what Qing Qian said to me when I escaped from the underworld, 'Once the marriage letter is signed, you will never regret it, you! It's my woman'.

Hahaha

I went home and locked myself in the house and smiled wryly.

My grandfather and grandmother were terrified because I didn't eat chicken, and kept knocking on the door, saying that if I didn't like chicken, I would eat duck.

Snake Bao was also crying outside the door, and the anxious old couple was coaxing, but I still didn't open the door.

"Xu Chuqi! You're back, how can I live in Tangguan? Get the hell out of here! ”

"Yes, get out, my mother, come back from the ghost gate, I tell you, she was just caught by us, eat ......."

The sound was very small, but I could hear it clearly, and through the window, I saw outside the fence, holding a hoe and axe, and holding a statue of Guanyin Buddha, a Taoist priest in a yellow robe, and a group of people making trouble outside the house.

When the Taoist priest saw that we didn't open the door, he began to raise the altar and pour glutinous rice water into the door of my house.

Then use realgar wine to wet my whole body, and the yellow wealth is plastered up and down my house.

It's all here!

Xiatangguan, a total of 76 households, a population of 810 families, old and young combined have not left the village, probably so much.

Our village was originally a little famous by Leifeng Tower, which was already poor, and ate old people to slaughter foreign visitors, but since I was born, after Leifeng Pagoda fell, there were no more tourists to patronize.

Everyone lived a primitive life, chopping wood for cooking, raising chickens and farming, and exchanging some food for each other.

Everyone believes in the Buddha, only we believe in snakes, so there are often Taoist priests haunting, and the Taoist priests invited this time seem to be a little powerful.

Pick up the dust on the ground of my house, and after drawing the talisman, the door of my living room opened.

Immediately afterwards, the grandparents' bedroom, kitchen, firewood room, grain room, and chicken pen doors were opened.

Only in my room, the door was still closed, and my grandparents and Nianbai stood outside the door and quarreled with them.

"You are trespassing on people's houses, I can sue you! My family came back from the ghost gate on the seventh day of the first month, and everyone still refused to let her go, isn't it too much? Grandpa shouted loudly, picked up a hoe, and shouted outside the door.

"There are many of you, but there are few people who bully us, and I ...... As long as you dare to come in, my old woman will fight with you! ”

Grandma did not show weakness, clubbing on crutches, even if she stammered in fear, she pretended not to be afraid to walk to the middle of the yard.

Nianbai stopped crying, and when he saw me pull up the window, he stood on his tiptoes and jumped to look at me.

And I only opened my mouth at this time, looked into her eyes, and told her repeatedly, "Nianbai, wait for them to break in, don't say that I am your mother, and put away your tail, don't fight with them." ”

Knowing that the people in Xiatangguan are cursed, I won't care about them, if they want to die, everyone will die together.

Only this time I'm back, and I won't save anyone!

I closed the window, changed into my usual clothes, put on my hat, and draped my hair over my shoulders to cover the molted part of my skin.

Squeak, open the door.

"You are looking for trouble with me Xu Chuqi, but I want to find you and ask for an explanation."

My appearance made everyone whimper, and I took a breath and took a few steps back.

The Taoist priest began to chant and coax, and asked people to start splashing water along the perimeter of the wall and fence of my house.

No, it's not water, it's wine.

The air is full of flavor, and this wine is the most common realgar wine.

Snakes, the most feared is realgar.

The people of Xiatangguan who have experience know that I have a white protective body, and as long as I encounter danger, there will be snakes, so the realgar wine I brought is much better than the previous times.

"Why are you asking us for an explanation! The whole town, as far as our village is the poorest, every year, more than half of the funds aided by our country are spent on your family, and you invite Taoist priests, buy realgar wine, and buy poultry, snakes always eat our poultry, pity us...... Woo woo, I haven't raised a big fat pig. ”

"That's it! Let you go to the sea to marry the king of Hades, and finally have a peaceful life, and you are actually back! ”

The villagers outside the house were arguing, and from the complaints, I realized that the original aid funds were spent on these, and my grandparents had always refused to tell me.

I don't blame them at all, without my grandparents, I might have died.