Chapter Fifty-Eight: Sure It's a Dead Man
"Why can't you see the bride first? My coffin was laid out the door. ”
Throwing out the cost and making a net profit of 25,000, the coffin was built according to the bride's figure, but the body had to be put in, and the excess was officially carried out of the house.
Ghost marriage is to find a spouse for the deceased, some young boys and girls in the engagement, before the marriage has passed the door to die for some reason, we have this custom in Xiatangguan Village 20 years ago, if they do not complete the marriage, their ghosts will make trouble, make the house uneasy.
Uncle Ge's happy event is because twenty years ago, after holding that ghost, business is getting better and better.
According to those in the know, the place at that time was not in the tree cave house, but directly on the tomb mountain, the sky was above, the thick soil was the evidence, and the ancestors blessed it.
After such a phantom marriage, the net income of 300,000 yuan, after the two parties were completed, the second sister of the man's family became pregnant in the second year, and gave birth to a pair of golden boys and girls in her life, but it spoiled our locals, and this custom has been passed down since then.
However, because of the high cost, there are few villagers in Xiatangguan.
Wang Laohan also estimated that I didn't understand anything, and under the influence of the relationship between the neighbors next door, he almost came to a friendship price, and went directly to the lowest in seconds, and the men who carried the coffin with me were chatting along the way, and I realized that there was this marriage twenty years ago.
When it's done, everyone is happy.
If you do an errand, all of them will suffer, and no one will want to pick them out.
"Don't worry, this deposit has been handed over to the old man, and this marriage will definitely be handed over to you, I said snake girl, is this good day and auspicious time accurate? I don't think you're very professional. ”
I clenched my fists and gritted my teeth, although I had just started, I had done enough homework, watched the auspicious days of the zodiac for three days, and the instructions for the use of the gossip mirror, and the direction measurement, and almost didn't sleep well.
The coffins were all parked at the gate of the people's house, and they were actually ridiculed by the woman's family, who did they look down on!
The auspicious day is chosen to hold a ceremony for them, and finally bury them together, become husband and wife, and bury them together. lest there be a lonely grave in the fields of the men and women.
As their matchmaker, I want to let both parties go through the door post, go to the life hall to get married, and get the dragon and phoenix post.
My grandparents and I folded a gift for the night, one piece of paper-paste leather, one piece of cotton, one piece of clip, one piece of single clothes, two pairs of brocade boxes, and jewelry such as earrings, bracelets, rings, and hairpins, which were burned at the door of the woman's house or on the grave last night.
"Eight o'clock tonight is the most appropriate, as long as the eight-character birthdays provided by both of you are right, and you are sure that they are all dead, then there is no problem, you look outside the door, there is also a coffin, it is the ancestor of the Wang Laohan family, the coffin and the reburial of the descendants must be prosperous, leave everything to me, can it be professional? Right. ”
Although I felt very uncomfortable and was questioned by the crowd, this was a big deal for our family, so I had to go along with it.
I smiled very sincerely, and I invited eight of them to the suona welcoming team, and it cost two thousand.
This woman's family has repeatedly twisted and pinched, and she will not let me see the bride, which makes me suspicious.
However, after thinking about it, the money has been collected, so what is there to doubt.
"You sit down for a while, it's still early at eight o'clock, my girl just died yesterday, and she can't bear it."
Boom
The door was closed, and our group was not allowed to enter the house, so we had to sit outside and brag.
And because I walked for a day, my legs and feet were numb, and I wanted to be cool, so I took off my shoes and went to the river to wash my feet.
Boom
The stream is not turbulent, and when my feet are in the water, the feeling of being cold and cold, that is called a comfort.
Hey? Why is it a little itchy?
Hahahaha.
I laughed heartily, but when I looked down, I found that a little black snake had a letter in its mouth, and its tail was scratching the soles of my feet, and the water was washing over its snake, and its little head was biting the letter.
I saw the familiar letter, and I was a little scared, and the letter .......
I remember that I was at the door of Uncle Ge's house, and the first business I received on the first day was to inform the customer of the information, time and place of death through letters.
Could it be that Qingqian will come to the world today and take away a person?
I cautiously took the letter from the black snake's mouth, and as soon as it let go, it was swept away by the stream.
Fat Erya, twenty-two this year, Xiatang Guanren's.
Address: 230 Kowloon Street, 3 o'clock.
"Fat Erya? Am I mistaken! She's not the one I'm picking up today? ”
In order to make sure again and again, whether the letter sent by Qing Qian was the same person, I tried to text him for the first time.
Unexpectedly, he replied in seconds, 'Are you questioning me?' ’
When I didn't ask, I put on my shoes, exchanged a few words with the welcoming team, and began to inquire about the news of the fat erya.
From their mouths, I learned that the reason why this fat second girl is called this name is because she is really fat.
But because a year ago, I went to the mountains and ran into something, and I couldn't afford to lose weight when I came back, and I ate a lot of food, but it didn't grow meat, and her mother said that she died yesterday, and everyone really didn't believe it.
Because as soon as someone died, he immediately found Wang Laohan to marry, which was too coincidental.
"The seventh day of the first month, we are just talking casually, there is nothing else, it is good that someone can take care of your business, as long as your little green snake does not come to make trouble, we will definitely not run."
"Don't worry, Hua Xue Nianbai is still hibernating today, and my grandparents are guarding it, and they won't run out."
Everyone is afraid of Nianbai, because her prototype is a human snake, and her tail can smash people's bones with a flick of her tail.
Those who came today were the first to flee and were injured, but they vowed not to do it again.
What I'm more afraid of than Nianbai's appearance is that the child is his father.
You said that this fat girl is dead, and you want people to die again?
I looked at the house of the fat second girl's family, the outside decoration is like a small western-style building, and there is a lightning rod on the roof, this time it should not be struck by lightning.
Although it is a good thing for me to say that a dead person is dead, but to die in front of me, my heart can't stand it.
Knock knock
"Open the door, I want to see the bride, the groom is already waiting in the tree hole, I'll see! Fat aunt, believe me as a professional. ”
It's three quarters, and it's almost time.
If it is true, then it is the marriage of the living and the dead, what are they trying to do!
I don't borrow happy events!
Borrowing from the funeral is not borrowing joy, this is what my grandfather told me, our family has been unlucky enough, cursed for generations, finally came to me, the girl lived to be eighteen years old, if something goes wrong, sorry for my dead foolish father.
No matter how much I knocked on the door, they never opened it, and it was so quiet that there was not even a person walking around.
Knock knock, I still don't give up, keep knocking on the door.
"Hades has arrived, and the living have avoided it!"
He's coming.......
He really came, and I was not the only one who heard this strange voice, but all the people who came to greet him stood up from the ground, looked around, and their bodies trembled with the sound.