Chapter 62: It's all crazy

Suck and suck

The next day, the sun shone on my face, and my whole body was warm, but my face was wet and there was something slimy, and I was very uncomfortable to wipe it on my face.

Not.......

I felt like I was being pressed by something, and I couldn't turn over, but I still heard someone calling my name.

"Mommy, wake up."

"The seventh day of the first month, the seventh day of the first month, my poor seventh day of the first month."

"The corpse is angry, her body is stiff, and she has to move home quickly."

Grandma was crying, and Grandpa was anxious to move me home, but I was so hard and heavy that I could only hear their panting after a few rounds.

Hiss

"I'm coming!"

The sound of milk and milk, I was very moved in my heart, my body seemed to be entangled by the snake tail of Nianbai, I lay on the soft and cool snake skin, along the way frightened a group of villagers, they pointed at me, I couldn't see the look on their faces, but I could hear it, but I couldn't speak.

When I got home, my shoes were taken off, a hot towel was wiping my feet, the stove was at my feet, and my grandmother's big hands were rubbing my toes back and forth, as long as the soles of my feet were hot, my body would be warm.

Grandpa was on the side, reciting something I didn't understand.

Nian Bai, hissing snake apricots licked my face, and I could smell a stream of saliva.

I remember that I slept on the grave hill for one night, and although I didn't die, I didn't escape, but why did I get into trouble like my grandfather said.

Immediately after, I didn't know what was tied to my hands, and two chicken paws stood on my stomach, cooing and cooing.

"It is said that the funeral is not the joy, the hateful Wang Laohan, he used the marriage of the living and the dead, trying to avoid the eyes of the Hades, fortunately the Hades did not care, and the fat second girl also died, otherwise this happy event rushed to my funeral, and our whole family may have died yesterday! You, you...... Old man. ”

I heard my grandmother hit my grandfather with a cane one after another, and my grandfather was snorting and moaning in pain, but he still didn't refute, and he recited the scriptures in his mouth.

Yes, the loss of fat and fat is too, otherwise it would have been a happy event last night.

A pair of cold little hands, pulling my thumb, a drop of watery tears, fell on the back of my hand.

"Woo woo, ancestors, don't make any noise! Mommy, she's still asleep. ”

Don't cry, my child, it's all about keeping you fed, and it's worth it no matter how tired you are.

Squeak

They all seemed to be going out, and my grandmother's hand was changing my clothes, and my body was blown by the cold wind, and I could sense the cold, but I couldn't move.

My grandmother didn't know what she had touched in her hands, she was using a comb to scrape my whole body, and then grabbed my skin, lifted it up and released it.

Generally, the body is damp, as long as it is scraped out, it represents detoxification, especially the black and red particles, which are presented on the skin epidermis, which is sha.

Although it hurt, I still couldn't make a sound, and my grandmother seemed to increase her strength and kept giving me massage, and then I heard the sound of clucking and clucking.

A smell of blood smeared on my face, and my grandmother removed my teeth and put garlic in them.

I was turned over and continued to scrape on my back, and I don't know how long it took for my fingers to move.

After a while, my grandmother was panting tiredly, and I could hear her gulping water, gurgling several bowls.

It hurt so much that I immediately opened my eyes and sat up, "It hurts me!" Grandma, can you do it lightly? ”

"You deserve it, who let you sleep on the new grave, the first seven of people's graves have not passed, it is extremely unlucky, fortunately, Wuhan San has a conscience, help you escape a catastrophe, and pay more attention to the next transaction with a large amount."

At this time, I saw that my grandmother had a haggard face, white lips, loose hair, sweating profusely, and the clothes on her back were already wet and clinging to her back.

And my whole body was coated with Uncle Ge, the corpse oil that I gave me before, and most of the remaining half bottles to save my grandfather.

Corpse oil: refers to the overflow of fat into oil when the corpse is highly decomposed, and the deceased is generally fatter.

The corpse qi should be massaged with corpse oil, so that the body can be regenerated with blood and regenerated, and I can be regarded as seeing it today.

"I know it's wrong, grandma, grandpa is also out of kindness, don't beat him, it's that old man, I'm going to ask him."

I got up and grabbed a wet towel and began to wipe it on my body, then wrung out the water and washed it off, and there was a layer of olive oil floating on the water, which smelled foul.

After drinking the last bowl of water, Grandma picked up a dry towel, wiped her face and said, "No need to go, their family moved away, and there is a sack of 20,000 yuan outside the door in the morning, which is a kind of compensation, you can remember it longer!" ”

Moved away?

Damn, it seems that this Wang Laohan knows that there is such an ending.

I was scolded by my grandmother that I couldn't lift my head, so I changed basins of hot water one after another, so I washed off the corpse oil on my body, put on clean clothes, and looked at the dirty clothes on the ground, and the whole person was terrified.

How can there be maggots crawling? This kind of maggot is usually found in corpses or latrines.

It seems that I was really infected with corpse gas, which attracted this kind of worm, and it is really fortunate that I did not die.

"By the way, grandma, the fat Erya's family is still on the grave mountain, I got into trouble with the corpse, what should they do? Will get back 20,000 no. ”

I used my life in exchange for the money, if they dare to ask for it back, they will be killed.

"It's crazy! You deserve it, you'd better not go to his house these days, or you'll die. ”

I nodded my head quickly, then picked up the clothes with maggots on the ground and burned them in the fire.

When the fire burned on my clothes, it was all green and stinking.

After making money, I didn't go anywhere obediently, I accompanied Nianbai at home all day long, taught the little guy to read, tried to let her learn to eat human food, basically isolated from the world, but bad news still came to my ears.

In other words, this Wang Laohan heard that he had moved to the city and wanted to live in the city for a long time, so he went to the countryside again to visit his son, but unexpectedly met the fat second aunt.

The second aunt is disheveled, her hair is dirty and knotted, and whoever talks to her will only be Abba Aba, lying on the grave, which family has the most grass on the grave, and will bury her head in grazing.

Only when he saw that Wang Laohan was sober, he dragged him home, asked for an explanation, and went to the fat second aunt's house, Wang Laohan saw the portrait of his daughter-in-law on the mourning hall, and he was scared to death on the spot, stunned and crooked.

"Is the seventh day of the first month? Our village chief raised money, please go to the fat second aunt's house to bury Wang Laohan, there is a lot of money for doing things, as long as it is ....... ”

Grandpa drove people away with a broom, and grandma took my footwash and poured it on people.

I opened the door, stood by the door, and said word by word, "Don't go to the door for funerals!" ”

Although I sell coffins, they are all my customers, and with this relationship, no matter how high the salary is, I can't take it a second time.

Oops, when a group of people heard my refusal, they turned around and left, never coming to me again.