Chapter Ninety-Nine: Cousin
Gu Nian couldn't control its so many fancy intestines, she saw that the long ghost had been pretending to be dead and disobedient, so she pulled off a little ghost's head from the rope, put it in her hand, and then hammered it with two punches, and then the little thing couldn't even maintain the shape of the long ghost, and turned into a black briquette.
Briquette: It's him who is disobedient, what are you doing beating me!
Gu Nian: "If you are disobedient, if you are disobedient, I will beat your little brother!" ”
The aggrieved tears of the briquette filled his eyes, and the whole ball was aggrieved, and he was going to lie on the ground and smoke and ride, and he even forgot why he came here.
The long ghost on the rope trembled with fear by Gu Nian's ferocious fighting style, and floated around like crazy, but the rope didn't know what material it was made of, and he couldn't break free.
Fights and threats, but this long ghost head adheres to the principle of pretending to be dead, and refuses to get up when he dies.
Just when he was at a loss, suddenly there were three knocks on the door from the cab.
"Knock"
"Knock"
"Knock"
Gu Nian felt very strange, who would knock on the door inside the house, but she didn't dare to rush in, for fear that there would be an ambush inside.
She thought for a few minutes, then grabbed the little briquette, which she had frightened, held it in her hand, and smiled like a wolf grandmother.
"Little ghost, you can help me see what's going on inside, I'll let you go later, how about it?"
The long ghost who pretended to be dead reacted now, but he just snorted for a moment, and then lay on the ground and pretended to be dead again.
My little brother is the most loyal to me, and he will certainly not betray me. Besides, this woman doesn't look like a good person, my little brother can't be so stupid......
"You said it! No repentance! "The little briquette is like a return to the light, and it is not sluggish, and the whole one is radiant.
Gu Nian raised his eyebrows when he looked at the shocked appearance of the long ghost head, twisted it again, and then rubbed the small briquette again and again, and in just a few seconds, he rolled it into a long strip.
Along the crack in the door, the small briquette went in, and Gu Nian asked, "Can you see what's inside?" ”
"Ah!!!!! There's a ghost!! The cry of the little briquette was sharp, as if he had seen something terrible, and he was helpless, "What the hell are you afraid of, aren't you a ghost?" ”
The screaming stopped abruptly, as if something had suddenly choked the throat, and then, a slightly embarrassed voice rang out, "Oh yes." ”
Gu Nian: "......"
"What's in there?"
The voice of the little briquette urn was angry, "The captain hanged himself inside!" ”
"What!"
At this time, Gu Nian didn't care if there was an ambush inside, if the captain hung up, then they would really die.
She kicked open the door of the cab, and was greeted by the captain, who was hanging from the roof of the house, his face the color of pig's liver.
I can't think too much, so I have to step forward and put the captain down.
But the captain had two bulging eyes, rolled her eyes in a daze, and even twisted away to refuse Gu Nian to put him down from the rope sleeve.
Gu Nian got angry and kicked the captain's ass, and the captain fluttered with the rope, kicking the door of the cab from time to time.
"So that's what the knock just now!" Gu Nian was a little happy to solve this puzzle, and piled the group of long ghosts and the head of the long ghost on the ground one by one, and stepped on them.
Then she held the captain's waist with both hands, and the captain saw that Gu Nian was about to get him down, and struggled desperately, but Gu Nian's two hands were like two iron tongs, and it hurt to catch him, and he couldn't succeed in his desperate struggle.
Gu Nian stretched out his hand and grabbed the captain, and "Bang Bang Bang" was three punches to his stomach, and the captain who hit him almost didn't vomit blood, but the ghost attached to him didn't die.
It knew in its heart that there was still a glimmer of life hiding in this man's body, and if it went out, it would really have no way to live.
Just look at the string of ghosts she's used as a stepping stone.
He hated his cousin very much at the moment, this is unlucky, and every time he messes with him, it will not be good.
Let's just talk about this hijacking, I've done it several times, which time I didn't return with a full load.
But because of him, he was repaired so badly.
He's stupid, really. As early as his cousin was kicked by his cousin, and later found out that his son was not biological, he should have known that he couldn't do anything.
It was his own cousin who took pity on him, so he told him about this method of increasing cultivation, and this time it was the first time he took him to do it, but this unlucky guy met such a hard stubble for the first time.
If it weren't for him, he would still be eating and drinking spicy food on that mountain, holding his cousin-in-law and youngest son, and living a happy life.
The thought of his cousin-in-law made him feel a pang in his heart.
If he dies, he doesn't know which king and eight lambs will be cheaper.
Gu Nian watched the captain's face change from chagrin to hatred to tears, and he didn't know what he was thinking at all. But that didn't stop her from beating him.
But he hid in the captain's shell, and Gu Nian didn't dare to beat him too hard, for fear that he would accidentally kill the captain.
She thought about it, muttered to the little briquette, and then saw the briquette run up to the captain, take off his shoes, and start tickling him.
The captain's face was flushed, and the whole person was rolling wildly on the ground, trying to hide but couldn't dodge, Gu Nian's feet were stepping on his stomach, so that he couldn't run if he wanted to.
Gu Nian said to the little briquette, "If you can make him open his mouth, I promise to recite the death mantra ten times for you!" ”
When the little briquette heard this, his eyes lit up, and not only him, but even the long ghost head was a little moved, and wanted to help her scratch his cousin's armpits. But the heavens and men fought for a while in their hearts, and they still gave up. Anyway, that's his cousin too.
The little briquette scratched very hard, but in a few minutes, the whole cabin was filled with the sound of his cousin's crazy laughter.
"Hahaha, hahaha, stop scratching, stop scratching!"
Seeing this, Gu Nian slapped one palm on the captain's back, and then the other hand quickly reached into the captain's mouth and pulled out a long ghost.
But the ghost didn't know what it was made of, and he pulled and pulled, and he couldn't finish pulling it for several meters.
Gu Nian also lost his patience, pulled the long ghost head, broke it into a stick, and began to roll.
Straight up and sweating profusely, the thing didn't come out completely.
Now she really lost her patience, if it weren't for the thought that this thing came out of the toilet, she would have wanted to go up and take a bite, but this disgusting pull, she really couldn't get down.
She was a little tired after rolling for a long time, sat on the ground, took off one of her shoes, and began to beat the long ghost.
The cousin was beaten and cried wolf, but he didn't come out even if he died.