"You said it was delicious, but this is it?"

grill

When I go to the village market, I buy the ingredients in a basket, and they must not be wasted, they are all fresh fruits and vegetables, freshly killed pork, and for me, barbecue is a hearty dinner.

When I was a child, my family was poor, and there was no rice, so my grandfather would make a bonfire like this, and then use a branch to stick potatoes and bake them for me to eat.

Watching the flames spark and the food being burned and dripping, I still wondered which snake would be the best to eat the corpse, and although I could understand the snake language now, the snake would not listen to me.

It's impossible to let Nianbai eat! She can't eat people, not even the dead.

Grunt

She looked at the skewers in my hand, and her stomach was grunting with hunger, and she refused to taste it, because I had sprinkled pepper on it, and dry spicy powder, a little salt, and chopped green onions.

Seasoning is indispensable for people to eat, but the snake is not so particular, she doesn't like this way of eating, she snake apricot hissed out, and then stretched back, trying to touch a little bit.

"Hot!"

"It's hot, you have to dare to try anything, my child, you look at the red powder on this food, you have to remember that this is spicy, and the granular crystal object on it is salt, that is the salty taste, swallow the food in one bite, you can't taste the charm."

Woo yo

I ate several skewers in one go, smacking my lips while eating, deliberately making a noise, asking her to try to eat a little human food, at first she was a little scared because she had been scalded once, but seeing how good I was, she tried again.

Finally, I took a bite and learned the way I chewed, and I ate it, "It's delicious!" It's so delicious! It's better than the big black snake that eats me, and it's really unpalatable for me. ”

The Great Black Snake?

I remembered that she went to the underworld, and it changed a lot, someone must have taught it, speaking of this big black snake, I seem to have a little impression, the biggest black snake in the underworld is the small world black python created by Qingqian, the black python led tens of millions of small snakes at that time to suppress the bones of the drowned villagers in Chentangguan.

At that time, the black python, standing on its head, I felt that there was a feeling of admiration by ten thousand people above one person, but it was a pity that the snake recognized the Lord and only listened to the shallow.

After a while, when I was in a daze, Nianbai had already eaten all the cooked skewers and didn't leave any for me.

"I'm going to eat it again! Mother...... Uh, Mommy. ”

"Hey, you have recovered the memory of when you were not reincarnated in the underworld, you can't change your mouth, call me mommy for a while, call me mommy for a while, don't you get used to it, remember that this is modern society in the world, you want to call me mommy, and what is your relationship with the black snake?"

As soon as the black python was mentioned, this Nian Bai was full of pride, blew his nostrils, and said to me with a bright face.

She was particularly disobedient in the underworld, always thinking about escaping from the underworld to the world, so her father sent the black python to keep an eye on her, so she began to play tricks on the black python, and one day the black python was very angry.

She saw with her own eyes that the black python took off a female ghost, and she didn't dare to bite her to vent her anger, the most important thing was that she couldn't beat her.

Don't look at her small, she is very sensitive, dodging back and forth, and coiling the black python into a twist.

"Since I am so afraid that you will listen to you, you two must get along well, summon it, and say ...... I invited it to a feast. ”

"The barbecue is mine, don't give it!"

I sighed, skewered all the remaining ingredients, put them on the shelf, sprinkled them with spices, and swore an oath, "Don't give, don't give, just let it leave the feces, and!" Don't eat anything after eating this meal. ”

I'm afraid I won't be able to recognize which pile of corpses belong to the Jia people.

Nianbai didn't know what I was thinking, as long as the barbecue was not given to other snakes, she happily agreed very quickly.

So, I didn't leave the tree hole house that night, but a black python went to Jia's house overnight.

Giggles

The rooster crowed, and I just woke up, and before I went out, I smelled a stench, which was like a pit, and it was very uncomfortable.

Nian Bai was awakened by the stench, got up and scolded and said, "Damn, the has come to my head, I want to teach it a lesson!" ”

"Don't, I'll let it do, if you're idle, help Mommy clean up at home, don't let me come back and it still stinks."

No matter how smelly it is, I feel that it is done, and it is much easier.

With a veil and a hat, he chose the most expensive and best coffin, pushed it out, held a shovel on his mobile phone, and went to be a shovel officer.

After everything was done, because it was too smelly, I went back to the house to take a hot shower, and then changed my clothes and went to Jia's house.

Before I arrived at his house, his mother was already waiting for me on Street 734, with a red envelope in her hand.

"Give it, let that black python stop coming to my house! My old man was scared of a stroke in the middle of the night, Jia Ren's business is purely deserved, who let him eat so much, and always punch and kick our old two, you, you, the seventh day of the first month, hey. ”

I listened to the other party scolding and handing me a red envelope, but I didn't reply, because I knew that Jia Ren's mother was usually beaten by Jia Ren, so she didn't have any feelings.

When I was buried, I won't be there, and it seems that I have to ask someone to help with the burial.

I'm worried about who to find, because the character of the Jia people is so poor, I think that even if there are no villagers, even if they give money, they are willing to carry such a stinky coffin.

As soon as I crossed the Xiliang River Bridge, I saw Li Fugui wearing a suit and tie, a peaked cap, and a pipe in his hand, and a group of men in black suits who looked like underworld were standing behind him.

Bite? Want to fight?

I immediately put the red envelope in my handbag, but this scene was despised by Li Fugui, who spit out a smoke ring and walked like me.

"Ahem, I earned this money myself, and it has nothing to do with you, I just promised to find snake teeth with you, and I didn't say that we would do business together."

"It seems that you are still blaming me, too, blaming me for not consulting with you, I don't lack that money, I knelt outside the villa all night last night, and I was pulled to do a paternity test as soon as it was dawn...... Now you still call someone to help you, and you still don't forgive me? ”

Why forgive?

We are just a cooperative relationship, we used to be friends, but you use the living, borrow your life to resurrect the soul and are hunters, and you are the sworn enemies of my ancestors, so we can't be friends.

Drunk me, and drunk my children, this man is very scheming, untrustworthy, but not to be offended.

I hesitated for a moment, because I really didn't know who to ask to carry the coffin, and if he was willing to help, not only would he not have to pay a penny, but he would still be able to get things done.

Jia Ren did deduct it, and the red envelope I gave, I just opened it and looked at it, it just happened to be the capital of my good coffin, and I did lose this deal.

"You offered to help yourself, I didn't say I forgave you, let's go!"

After coming to the tree cave house, as soon as Nian Bai saw Li Fugui, he went up and gave people a bite on his thigh, and the blood quickly wet his suit pants.

"Bad guys! Believe it or not, I ate you. ”