"The seventh day of the first month, the seventh day of the first month, there are dead people again, why have so many people died recently, you go to the scene to measure the size, everyone only trusts you."

Dead people, it's normal, I said that Hades will take the black-hearted people, they don't know who Hades is, but I know.

Qingqian's recent number of people taken away is a little frequent, all of them are family disharmony, unfilial piety and disloyalty, there is nothing to sympathize with, for me, the dead have business, I brought a tape measure, as well as a gossip mirror, and a rattle, carry a schoolbag and go out, before leaving, I also deliberately let Nianbai watch the house, as long as she is there, no one can break in now.

We have a square in Xiatang Village, and every year during the Chinese New Year, the village will gather here to set off firecrackers, catch up with the market, and dance square dances and the like.

But when I passed by there today, there were a lot of people, they were all in that square, praying for blessings and putting Kong Ming lanterns, I looked at the next day, it was not yet half a month of July, why did they put the lights.

So, I rushed to the scene and came to Zhang San's house, his family was a little miserable today, Zhang Laosan died, and his son Zhang Xiaosan was in front of the mourning hall, crying too sadly, and he died in anger.

It's weird! Anyway, since I gave a speech to the village committee, a lot of people have died, and there is more than one such strange thing, so everyone trusts me.

According to the sentence at the time, 'Normal, the problem is with you, your heart is black, so your next generation is also black, and it is the same when you die, only if you are good to your own mother, he will be good to you.'" ’

I became a master, not only knowing how to cook white things, but also predicting life and death, a god-like existence.

In the countryside, there are not many people who understand culture, and everyone judges problems based on the state of affairs alone, in fact, people like me really can't be called masters, I'm just a novice.

As soon as I was on the road, I was a little panicked, and when they asked me some strange questions, how should I answer them.

"On the seventh day of the first month, when this Zhang Laosan was alive, he was addicted to alcohol, and often beat Zhang Xiaosan, Zhang Xiaosan also had a very strange temper since he was a child, and after he got married, he also beat his daughter-in-law, and now he is dead, what do you say? Do you want to separate their father and son? ”

"Don't, don't, whoever their coffins are close to will affect the people who sleep underground, it's better to be tied up and hurt each other, uh, hehe, it's mutual resistance, resistance."

I said it from my heart, because they were all violent, but they realized that they were speaking too bluntly, so they immediately changed their words.

I remember that the coffin I ordered for Zhang Laosan was made of nanmu, which was of good quality, and since his son died, both of them used the same coffin.

After measuring the corpse, something strange happened.

The tables, chairs, and benches in his house will all move on their own, maybe because I was mistaken, I remember that when I entered the house, the table in front of me was placed in the mourning hall, how could it appear in the courtyard.

I frowned, didn't look back, and continued walking, and when I was about to reach the gate, a small bench suddenly appeared at my feet, and almost tripped me.

Everything was moving, and those who weren't moving were the living people who were visiting their relatives, and they were all crying loudly in the mourning hall, and they didn't notice that the objects were moving.

Woooooooo

Woooooooo

I grabbed my schoolbag, opened the door, crossed the threshold, came out smoothly, and then stepped forward to close the door.

I saw that there were two people standing at the wreath in the mourning hall, one Zhang Laosan and Zhang Xiaosan, and they waved to me one after another.

I was sweating on my forehead, and I ran away without looking back.

This house is not far from my grandparents' house, so I rushed to my grandfather's house, and as soon as I entered the house, I gulped down water and told my grandfather about these strange things.

"If, you can also see dirty things during the day, then you should worship the White Snake more on the seventh day of the first month, she can protect you, the reason is that the resentful ghost has become stronger recently!"

Therefore, my grandmother also grabbed glutinous rice and sprinkled it on my body, constantly reciting scriptures that I could not understand.

This is the first time I've heard that resentful ghosts will also become stronger, when so many people drowned in Chentangguan, they stared at me for 18 years, often haunting at night, and recently it seems that at night, it is more noisy outside than ever.

I took off the hosta and touched the auspicious cloud pattern on it, can this thing still suppress them?

No, I'm going to be stronger.

"Grandpa, you said that this Zhang family, why did they die two on the same day, they moved the furniture, I feel that they are provoking me, do you want to do this business?"

"Then you think about it yourself, you don't want to go back to the underworld to be with him, and you want to be a normal person, you can't complain, just do what you think is right, his family dies twice a day, and there is a provocation against you, it's definitely not a good thing, you don't go to his house tonight, let's see the situation."

Don't go to his house...... How I sent a good coffin, I said that it would be delivered at three o'clock in the afternoon.

At this point in time, the Zhang family should be grooming the deceased now, and then inviting the mage to spend time and eat a feast.

In our rural areas have this rule, who dies, to invite someone to eat, one is these people to help the deceased's family, the other is a good thing, is to go to the West Heaven Bliss, the peak, the birth of the living means new life, the family banquet is to hope to get the blessing of relatives, the dead banquet is to the deceased, where to be born, where to send away.

We're outsiders and can't come a second time, damn it!

The whole village, as far as our Xu family has a mobile phone, and other people can't afford to use it, so to convey something, they all run to the people's house and make a call.

Click

Grandpa, who had already locked the door, was holding a broom against the door.

"Believe what grandpa said, don't go to his house, it's best not to go out, avoid it."

"But, what ...... Can grandma pass on a word for me? Tell the Zhang family to let them wait, the coffin will be delivered tomorrow, and the auspicious time will be good for everyone. ”

Grandma looked at me, poked at me with her crutches, praised me for being more and more able to brag and fool around, and then went out with her hands behind her back.

I watched the time pass little by little, and my heart was very panicked, my grandmother had been out for two hours, and she hadn't come back!

Is it not, Zhang Laosan will not let her go.

Walking around the living room, I looked out the window in the direction of the door, but there was no movement.

"Oh, your grandma is not familiar with their Zhang family at all, don't worry that she will come back, but when you go around, I have a headache."

I turned around, and I saw that my grandfather was dressed in black, and caught a few rural rats, in fact, there are a lot of these rats in my family, which are the kind of rats with particularly long tails, hairy and thick, because there will be so many of them in the place where the grain is stored, but I didn't expect that my grandfather caught them all today.

In front of the incense altar, he brought a bowl of chicken blood, knelt on the ground, and looked at the portrait that no longer existed.

"I didn't expect these little beasts to save your life at this time, when I sacrifice snakes, don't disturb me, just kneel beside me."

What is the Snake Sacrifice?

This is the first time I saw my grandfather get up the altar, and he wanted to use mouse and chicken blood, and asked me to kneel down in front of the portrait