Chapter 129: I Like Snake Face
A funeral is being held in a villa in City B.
This family obviously has a bit of economic strength, a small villa with a single courtyard, and a 'Lingtou Yi' hanging in front of the door, obviously, it is also a family.
Originally, this Yu family just died of a daughter, and it didn't need any special treatment, but the bad thing was that this girl died horizontally, and the person who died was already dissatisfied, because this was not a good death at all, this kind of person did not have impermanence to hook the soul, and he was very resentful. If you don't go over, you won't be able to go to the Yin City, which will affect your family's luck at least, and it's not impossible to become a powerful ghost at worst.
There are estimated forty or fifty people in this courtyard, and it is estimated that they are all here to mourn.
There was a burst of crying in the hall, there was an offering table behind the hall, the incense was constantly burning on it, there was a coffin behind the offering table, I don't know what kind of wood it was, anyway, it looked very magnificent, and there were four or five people kneeling in front of the offering table, dressed in big white, crying and burning paper money.
There are quite a few people wearing linen and filial piety, and there are many people crying and mourning, and the voice can be heard from a distance.
At this time, Xiang Jun was squatting on the beam of the living room, looking at the situation in the hall and watching the excitement. There was also a boy who looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old squatting beside him, and Xiang Jun also craned his neck to look down.
"Did they invite a monk to recite the scriptures? Why do I panic when I hear it? Won't it overdo me all at once? The boy asked.
Xiang Jun said: "What do you think of beautiful things, people will not overtake you, and you still want to follow the light, you are thinking about fart eating." ”
Boy: "......"
"But I really feel that my soul is a little unstable, and even my legs are numb."
Xiang Jun: "How many hours have you been squatting?" Get up and move your activities. ”
Boy: "...... Oh. ”
There was a couple standing in the crowd, crying very sadly, and when they saw the Taoist priest coming, they said to those who were crying on the ground, "Get up, all of you, go outside and find someone to get money, and come again tomorrow." ”
After hearing this, the four or five people kneeling on the ground immediately stopped crying, and got up and walked out of the door without saying a word.
This posture stunned Xiang Jun, he originally thought that this was her relative, and the feelings were all hired!
But just now I saw them crying on the ground just now, and they were about to cry and roll, how do they look like relatives, but I didn't expect it to be fake!
I have to say that this rich man is exquisite.
Once these cards are done, the official excesses begin.
There is an ever-bright lamp on the table, a soul-guarding chicken is placed next to the coffin, and a full set of all kinds of red tape is made, and I don't know whether it is comforting the dead or comforting the family.
At about eight or nine o'clock, at this time, the Yu family was not as crowded as during the day, and there were no monks chanting.
Xiang Jun looked for the little girl of this family everywhere, but he couldn't find it in several places.
The mourning hall was full of tributes, attracting all the lonely souls and wild ghosts around, and a few little ghosts were probing their brains at the door of the villa, and they were all about to flow down.
This is the origin of why there is a lantern on the table. This everlasting lamp has a saying, that is, in fact, there will be wandering spirits around us at ordinary times, they are ownerless ghosts, homeless and templeless, can only wander around, if any family dies, the soul is left from the body only a corpse, in order to prevent those ownerless wandering souls from entering the corpse, then point the everlasting lamp to illuminate, as soon as there is the light of the everlasting lamp, those ownerless wandering souls can not approach.
Xiang Jun floated over and patted one of the imps on the shoulder: "Have you seen the little girl of this house?" ”
"I don't see it."
"I don't know."
Two of the little ghosts said so, while the rest ignored him and choked Xiang Jun.
No ghost knows, Xiang Jun can only find it by himself, fortunately, he has not been buried, this little girl can't go far if she wants to, the morgue can't find anyone, he went to a few other rooms and didn't see her, he went to the yard again.
Not to mention, I really found him now, the little girl is next to the swing in the yard, this little girl looks swollen like a steamed bun, and her whole face is wrinkled by blisters, which is really a creepy face.
Either you don't drown, it's a really ugly way to die.
The hanged man sticks out his two-meter-long tongue: Oh? Is it?
The car accident ghost wiped a handful of brains that flowed down: Oh? Is that so?
……
No matter what, this ugly appearance still scared Xiang Jun.
Xiang Jun glanced at it and quietly turned his head away, obviously he couldn't bear to look at it directly.
This Miss Yu obviously saw Xiang Jun too, she tilted her head, as if she was remembering something, and then her eyes lit up, and she ran over, "You're Xiang Jun, right?" I didn't expect to meet you after I died! ”
Xiang Jun watched this female ghost running towards him, and he was originally happy, until he saw her face up close.
Xiang Jun: "Yue-that, you, can you turn your head." ”
Miss Yu: "Why? Aren't you happy to see me? You came to see me, didn't you? ”
Xiang Jun: "That, don't pull me, you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet." ”
Miss Yu: "Don't be so angry! Are we not good? ”
Miss Yu flashed two goldfish eyes, grabbed Xiang Jun's hand and kept shaking.
Xiang Jun's face was loveless, and he felt that the whole person was going to be bad, "That, Xiaoyu, how did you die?" ”
Miss Yu: "Oh, it was an accident. ”
Then she told Xiang Jun about the whole process of her death.
She fell overboard on a date with a man.
Originally, she was rowing in the lake with the man she knew on a blind date, but who would have thought that the boat would capsize, but she was a landlubber since she was a child, and when she was salvaged, everyone was cold.
But the young man was unharmed, not even a cold, and even today when she went to the funeral, the boy did not appear.
Miss Yu was very heartbroken, and when she saw Xiang Jun so indignant, she comforted him in turn, "Eh, this is not normal!" We're just blind dates, and we don't have feelings at all, so it's normal for people not to save me, but if they save me, maybe two people will die. What's more,"
Miss Yu paused, "Besides, if I don't die, I won't be able to see you, will I?" ”
Xiang Jun shook the goosebumps on his body, and felt his scalp tighten, no, no, she shouldn't like him, right? But he is completely pure friendship with her, and he just wants to pick her up when he comes over today, after all, he is a friend, and he can take care of it.
"That, Xiaoyu, didn't I tell you what type I like?" Xiang Jun racked his brains, thinking about how to say it to minimize the damage to her.
He had never known that this was so attractive and a nuisance.
He stripped the little hair he had left, raised his eyes and observed Xiao Yu's expression: "I like that kind of Internet celebrity face, that's it, snake spirit!" Right! Snake Face, do you know wow? ”