Chapter 10 I Am the Sick Man of East Asia in Your Mouth

'Melon seeds, peanuts! Cigarettes, preserves! The hawkers' cries were heard. At first glance, the teahouse was crowded with people, boiling over! At this time, the teahouse is the time for afternoon tea. The teahouse has been a mixture of dragons and snakes since ancient times, and it is a place where three religions and nine streams are intertwined and exchange information with each other. As the so-called Eight Immortals table is placed, the copper kettle boils three rivers. The gentry in robes and coats were having a tea party, calling each other brothers and talking about each other!

'Two guest officers, please, please!' Seeing Wu Youdao and the others enter the teahouse, Dr. Tea hurriedly greeted them. Wu Youdao and the two of them found an empty table at random and sat down, and Dr. Tea neatly wiped the table and introduced: "Our store has famous teas such as Huangshan Mingqian Maofeng, West Lake Longjing, Dongting Biluochun, Xinyang Maojian, etc., I don't know what you want to drink?" ’

"Then let's go to the pot Dongting Biluochun." Just have some snacks, candied fruits, or something. Wu Youdao waved his hand magnificently. 'Okay, you guys, wait a minute, I'll be right here.' After Dr. Tea finished speaking, he turned around and walked back, shouting, "A pot of Dongting Biluochun, a portion of preserved fruit and candied fruit." ’

As soon as I sat down here, after Dr. Tea had served the refreshments, Jack. Bi just started to introduce: "Sir, there is a tea party here, how did this tea party come about?" Because there was no special stock exchange in this wild place outside the civilized world, in order to buy and sell stocks, stock managers had to go to the teahouse, a place where the gentry gathered, to trade stocks. After a long time, this kind of tea party of drinking tea in a teahouse and trading stocks has slowly formed. Every day, these people come to some famous teahouses, hold tea parties, everyone is together, chatting, drinking tea, of course, mainly to exchange information and negotiate transactions, but this kind of transactions are all verbal transactions, and the transactions are only implemented later. Of course, there are also securities that are directly taken to the tea party, paid with one hand, delivered with the other, or changed hands according to the price comparison. If you can't find the stock you like for a while, you can find it through the stock manager, and then the two parties negotiate to trade freely, and if the two parties make a deal, the stock manager will charge a certain commission in proportion. Of course, if you want to sell the stock in your hand and don't find a suitable buyer for a while, you can also find it through the stock manager. I don't know if you want to eat or sell or change hands, sir? ’

Wu Youdao is still in the role of boss Wu and has not come out, the old god took a sip of tea first, and slowly peeled the peanuts, and did not squeak, and his grasp of this role can be said to be perfect. That's really into the play, every minute and every second in the 21st century. (Applause is needed here, hehe) The boss has to be like this, you can't easily express your position, what is the scene of people, that's what you say.

No, take Jack in minutes. Bi Zhen stayed. This civilized world is different, it is really seen in the world, this aura! Jack. At this time, the whole is the state of the 21st century dick in the face of a certain father, his eyes are full of little stars, so hurry up and refill the water first. At this time, Wu Youdao said slowly: "Then let's play casually, what stocks are there, I don't know much about it when I just came back!" 'Jack. After a long time, I gave an introduction to the current stock market situation in Daqing, of course, the focus was on the stocks of the foreign banks he represented. Look at the tired girl, it's almost time to catch up with the author's code word.

Wu Youdao listened to him for a long time, and he was tired of listening! He took a sip of water and asked, 'Now in the country, there are no rubber stocks?' In the past two years, foreigners have developed new products - automobiles, and the amount of rubber has increased significantly, so there should still be market prospects. At this time, there were a few people in the country who knew about automobiles, and they didn't know what rubber was. Listen to Wu Youdao say this, Jack. Bi is also unconscious! Searching the intestines and scraping the belly, by the way, who is that, oh, it seems that Liang Papi is him, some time ago, he was fooled into eating a lot of rubber stocks called 'Lang Gezhi' at a price of four taels of silver per share, and now he regrets that he is dead, and he can't sell three taels of silver a share. This rubber strand should be a rubber strand, which may be translated a little differently.

With a roll of his eyes, he had a plan in his heart at the moment. Bi looked around, wasn't Liang Papi talking to someone not far away! At that moment, he confessed to Wu Youdao and went to Liang to pick up the skin.

Liang Papi was covering the mountains with the clouds, mountains, and fog, and suddenly felt a sinking on his shoulders, and a big hand slapped on it. Then I heard, 'Isn't this Master Liang?' I haven't seen you for a long time, what have you been busy with lately? ’

Liang Papi looked back, yes, isn't this a ghost? Hurriedly hugged his fists and said: "Who is my Dao, it turns out to be Mr. Bi." How have you been? ''The blessing of Master Liang, everything is fine with someone Bi, by the way, Master Liang can speak further? ’

Liang peeled the skin and saw that the devil had nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace! At that moment, he and the tea guest opposite confessed their guilt and came to a no-man's corner next to him. The devil looked around, and whispered to Liang Peel.

This Liang peel is also an old fox, three times five divided by two to figure out the situation, yes, don't say anything, he Liang someone is bumping into great luck, the millennium iron tree has bloomed, and the pick-up man is here! Hum "Dingjun Mountain" in my heart! At that moment, he came to Wu Youdao's table with the devil.

Next, after another commercial touting, the devil smiled and said: "This Mr. Liang has a rubber stock issued by the English foreign company called "Lange Zhi", which was originally purchased at a price of 7 taels of silver per share, and now he wants to sell, just sir You want to eat this rubber stock, the two can negotiate how to trade in person, and then pay a certain commission to Jack who provides dedicated service to the two of them in proportion. It's done. '''Lang Zhi' Hehe, don't you doze off and touch the pillow? Wu Youdao said secretly in his heart. At the moment, he didn't move, nodded and signaled the devil to finish and flicker.

Devil Bi and Liang Papi are not fuel-efficient lamps, these two have already discussed, Liang Papi originally ate 100 shares at the price of four taels of silver per share, that is, the principal of four hundred taels of silver, and now as long as the principal is returned, the silver earned will be given to Devil Bi Sancheng as a benefit fee, in addition, Devil Bi will also charge Wu Youdao a commission of two points, so these two are in concert to say that the price is 7 taels per share.

Wu Youdao came from the next generation, so he naturally knew it in his heart, and he didn't care, so he bought the 100 shares at a price of 5 taels per share, which is 10 oceans. Liang Papi was in a hurry to make a move, this stock happened to be on his body, and the two sides quickly completed the transaction. Wu Youdao immediately paid the devil Bi 20 yuan of ocean commission, and a total of 1,020 yuan of ocean was spent. The guests and hosts of both sides enjoyed themselves and parted. The devil Bi is also a human spirit who earned a total of 80 yuan from this transaction, and later felt that a certain father (that is, boss Wu, his ghost Bi idol) is definitely a person who has seen the scene of the world, and this must keep up with the footsteps of idols! So he took out his savings and ate 100 shares from others. As for what his final result will be, this is a later story, let's not press the table.

There are two flowers, one on each branch. But it was said that Wu Youdao walked out of the teahouse, came to a no-man's land, looked around, put his hands into his mouth, ha...... Ha...... Ha...... A burst of silver laughter! (Salute to the grouper teacher) 5 taels per share to eat, when the time comes, 1400 taels will be shot, it is really worth trampling on all the laws of the world! The great mentor Comrade Lao En is honest and does not deceive me! Ha ha! What is the biggest advantage of my million-crossing army? Knowledge? Wisdom?

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o, it's asymmetric information, hey...... Hey...... Hey ......, smack...... A brick fell to Wu Youdao's side, 'If you howl below, the old lady will splash ......' Wu Youdao was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, looked up, the window was already closed, and he was about to jump to scold the street with his unstingy temper, and suddenly thought of what was in front of this alley, hehe, isn't this heaven and earth? It is estimated that it will affect people's business! Flash now!

In other words, Ya has just finished her financial hacking addiction, and she was very happy and sad before she had time to pose as a big guy in Havana, and there was no way to get sad. Think you're unlucky! It's so late, it is estimated that everyone is in a hurry, so let's go back to the medicine store.

"Master, Uncle Nong, I'm back, all the senior brothers. Wu Youdao clenched his fists and smiled.

'Come, come and eat, you haven't eaten yet, have you?' Huo Yuanjia said. The crowd also hurried to beckon him to eat. It turned out that it was sunset and dusk, and everyone had already begun to eat dinner. Wu Youdao was not polite, and immediately sat down and began to eat with everyone. During the banquet, he asked him what he was doing in the afternoon, and why did he go for so long? He talked nonsense again, chatted for a meeting after dinner, and made an appointment to come over early tomorrow morning, and then he said goodbye and went back to the courtyard.

Early the next morning, Wu Youdao came to the Huaiqing Inn. Today is the last day for the Russian Hercules Schifanov to get out of the ring and wait for the Qing people to go to challenge. After breakfast, everyone set off and walked to the ring. About a quarter of an hour later, everyone came to the vicinity of the ring, and when they looked from afar, they saw a sea of people around them, and thousands of people were crowded.

At this moment, about two meters high in the ring, there is an old Maozi who is about 1.9 meters tall, weighing more than 200 catties, his naked upper body is full of pimple meat, his lower body is wearing a pair of white shorts, two thick thighs are full of leg hair, and a large piece of plush on his chest is a humanoid giant bear. I'm talking hard about something at the moment.

Everyone squeezed into the crowd and walked forward, and at this time, the surrounding melon-eating crowd found them, and someone recognized Huo Yuanjia. They all shouted, 'Master Huo, Master Huo, you're here, it's great!' Huo Yuanjia hugged his fists as he walked. Wu Youdao followed behind him, and secretly said in his heart: "The husband should be like this!" ’

At this time, the two of them in the ring also saw the movement here, but Lao Maozi didn't understand the situation due to the language barrier, and he didn't care about it, so he continued to dress up the iron tower and pose. The diminutive Daqing people looked this way, but they couldn't see it clearly because of the problem of perspective, so they continued to explain regardless of it: "Mr. Schifanlov, fight all over Europa, and step on Asia. There is no defeat in his life as the world's first strongman, the height is not cold, this time I came to my Daqing, just want to see the magic of Chinese kung fu, but it is not as famous as meeting! A few days have passed, no one has been able to take a punch from him, he feels cheated, what a Chinese kung fu, but a group of liars deceive the world and steal his name! Today is the last day, if someone in the Qing Dynasty can take his punch, I will be rewarded with three hundred taels of silver! If no one can take his punch today, it means that the people of the Qing Dynasty are all sick men of East Asia! With that, he stepped back and left the ring to Schifanov! This Schifanov can beat the master who came to the stage to challenge with one punch and vomit blood, and the people eating melons in the audience are naturally silent. Seeing that no one was on stage, Schifanov picked up a large iron plate again, and put his arms hard, wow! The large iron plate nearly 1 cm thick was rolled up by him, and the audience was amazed! Lao Maozi threw away the iron plate and looked up to the sky and roared, the sound was like a beast. The short Qing translator on the side looked at Lao Maozi affectionately with the eyes of the little fan girl when she saw Xiao Xianrou, and then raised his hand and shouted, "Mr. Schifanlov, the world is invincible!" Lao Maozi was also very proud, and said in a blunt Chinese language: "The people of the Qing Dynasty are all sick men of East Asia!" ’

At this moment, Huo Yuanjia came to the ring, took off his coat and handed it to the disciples around him, ran two steps, stepped on the wooden pillar of the ring twice with both feet, and jumped into the ring. said: 'Huo is fighting with you! The audience immediately shook the sky with joy, tens of thousands of people shouted, and the cheers of 'Master Huo, Master Huo' continued.

Before the short Qing translator next to him could speak, Lao Maozi asked in stiff Huaxia: 'Who are you?' ’

Huo Yuanjia said coldly: "I am the sick man of East Asia in your mouth!" ’